At the foot of the Huangshan Cemetery, the police car was parked on the side of the road, Tang Shuxing lowered the seat of the car and slept with his face buttoned with his hat, Ji Kefeng sat on the side and flipped through his small notebook, thinking about it, he felt that You Xueying was indeed very suspicious, but there was no evidence? She's the mastermind, so she's too powerful, right?

"It's dark in half an hour, and we have to wait a little later, so we can enter the cemetery, there must be a night watchman, find the night watchman, ask Aijia's cemetery and cremation related information, now it's all stored on the computer, it's easy to find, don't worry." Tang Shuxing took off his hat and yawned, "If you feel uncomfortable, go to the police station." ”

"You reminded me." Ji Kefeng said and put down the notebook and ran towards the police station, Tang Shuxing didn't get out of the car, he kept sleeping in the car, waiting for Ji Kefeng to return to the car with a desperate face, he turned over, drinking water and smoking very comfortably.

"Nothing useful." Ji Kefeng shook his head, looked at Tang Shuxing's appearance, and suddenly realized, "Hey, you seem to have known for a long time?" ”

"Master Ji, you are very smart, and you belong to the kind of very serious smart, I remember when we were young, once I went to school late, and the students on duty at the door were late for inspection, you were thinking about making up reasons there, deceiving the teacher and deceiving the parents, but what about me, I put the book for the class I was going to take in my clothes, threw the schoolbag next to the garbage heap, and went through the wall through the back door, and lied that I didn't participate in the morning reading when I went to the toilet with diarrhea, and the teacher didn't suspect me, because I didn't carry a schoolbag, and I also had books in class, and you? In the end, he was caught lying, went home and beat him, and wrote a review! Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "There are some questions, you have to think about them, the more you look at the information in your hand, the more confused you become." ”

"Second sentence, if you have something to say, don't go around in circles." Ji Kefeng knew that Tang Shuxing probably had an answer again.

Tang Shuxing sighed and said, "Master Ji, who is the first deceased we know in this case?" ”

"Zhang Dajiang!" Ji Kefeng replied, "What do you mean?" ”

"Who is Zhang Dajiang?" Tang Shuxing asked with a yawn.

"A big boss, a big businessman, and a future member of the CPPCC." Ji Kefeng said again.

Tang Shuxing drank a few sips of water and wiped his mouth: "Such a person must have something to do with black and white, but he was the first to die, he was injected with that kind of medicine for almost a year before he died, and he didn't die, but before that, Ai Jia died, don't you think it's a little strange here?" ”

"I don't get it." Ji Kefeng's brain began to block again.

"That's it, you are now tying yourself to death on Qu Wenxing, Zhang Dajiang and You Xueying, why don't you think that Ai Jia and Zhang Dajiang have a better relationship?" Tang Shuxing patted Ji Kefeng, "Bold guess, although that's impossible, didn't that great detective Sherlock Holmes say it?" Remove the impossible, and what remains, no matter how incredible, is absolutely the truth. ”

Ji Kefeng looked ahead, and then said slowly: "You mean, Ai Jia didn't die, she died to avoid someone, let Zhang Dajiang, a black and white person, handle it single-handedly?" That's right! The people at the police station said that when they received the report, it was Aijia's boyfriend who reported the case, but Aijia's family thought that it was not his boyfriend's fault, but they didn't know why she committed suicide, and they didn't think there was a need for an autopsy. ”

"Damn it! Master Ji, does Ai Jia have a boyfriend? Tang Shuxing squinted his eyes and said, "Even if there is, it may be arranged by herself, or arranged by Zhang Dajiang, she and Qu Wenxing are like that every day, and they still have a boyfriend?" Boyfriend can't stage green anger every day? It's long time since the Hulk turned in! ”

"That's right, I sorted out the case and came according to the normal procedure, and it was blocked." Ji Kefeng nodded and said, "It's still you kid thief, thinking about things in circles." ”

"I'm in it for money, not for money, so I'm not the kind of hero who delivers justice." Tang Shuxing shook his head, "To verify this matter, you only need to go to her so-called boyfriend, but I estimate that this person has disappeared." ”

Then the two set off to find Aijia's so-called boyfriend, and sure enough, this person had long since evaporated from the world, according to the neighbors, the young people who lived here did not come once in ten days and half a month, and the house was rented, rented for two years, and they could be counted when they came to live.

The clue was broken again, of course, this is what Ji Kefeng thought, but Tang Shuxing said that he could go to the cemetery to investigate, maybe he could find something in the cemetery.

This time, Ji Kefeng learned smartly, stopped the car and asked Tang Shuxing: "Do you already know what things are?" Hide it from me until now? Surprise me? ”

Tang Shuxing sorted out his clothes and backpack: "Master Ji, first of all, this matter has something to do with Bafang and Yaojin, and he didn't run, and the mastermind behind the scenes must be Yaojin's person, and he didn't run away, what we want to investigate is just to catch the mastermind, ask him or her relationship with Yaojin, and why Gu Huaiyi found us, and what kind of chicken feathers do he has with our fathers, this is the point, and other things can be done by ordinary police." ”

"I also know that the more cases like this, the easier it will be to find out as long as you grasp the clues, but I can't keep up with your thinking." Ji Kefeng was a little soft.

"Master Ji, when I was studying in the past, my liberal arts were good at language and history, what about you, my language is good, my history is very poor, my politics is very strong, and my science is relatively strong. Tang Shuxing sorted out his things and got out of the car, and said, "Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion!" ”

"Okay, okay, no need to be reasonable, I understand, I'm going to shut up and don't speak until the truth is revealed, okay?" Ji Kefeng pointed at Tang Shu and said, "Now you are my superior, and I am a little policeman, okay?" ”

"I've got a big idea, Master Ji!" Tang Shuxing put the door of the car and said, "Finally, I have a little understanding, let's go, find a night man to scare him." ”

The two swaggered to the gate of the cemetery, the gate was closed, and when they looked inside, it was dark, except for the light and shadow of a television in a small room in the distance, and even the street lights were extinguished outside.

Tang Shuxing scratched his neck and said, "Damn, this cemetery doesn't turn on the lights, it's too suitable for this weird atmosphere, right?" As he spoke, a cold wind blew, Tang Shuxing shuddered, and then turned over and crawled through the door, followed by Ji Kefeng.

The two of them landed, and Tang Shuxing squatted there like a dog, and said sideways: "Master Ji, have I told you the ghost story of the cemetery?" ”

"Huh?" Ji Kefeng looked at him and was about to glare at him, who knew that Tang Shuxing would glare at him first and remind him that now the criminal master is the superior!

"I've heard, I've heard, don't talk about it." Ji Kefeng forced a smile.

"Heard?" Tang Shuxing didn't move forward, just looked at Ji Kefeng and said, "Then you repeat it?" ”

"Huh?" Ji Kefeng took a deep breath, "Okay, I haven't heard of it, you talk about it." ”

"It was a summer more than ten years ago!" Tang Shuxing got up and walked slowly, deliberately tiptoeing, and at the same time motioned to Ji Kefeng to imitate his appearance. There was such a scene on the cemetery avenue - two policemen, on their tiptoes, slowly approaching the hut of the night watchman like thieves, and the policeman in front of them was still chattering, muttering all the way.

“…… It was a hot summer! It's so hot that it's called an uncomfortable, the man is hot, the woman is also hot, the dry wood is blazing, although there are many air conditioners at that time, but some people can't afford it, what should I do? Everyone goes to the wild to cool off, and there is no way to get more mosquitoes. There is a pair of babies in love who came to the cemetery unconsciously, the man is a policeman, and so is the woman. Tang Shuxing stood and looked at Ji Kefeng.

Ji Kefeng looked at Tang Shuxing, looked down at his clothes again, and nodded: "You continue to ......"

"This man and woman are walking quietly on tiptoe...... Tang Shuxing said as he walked in front, Ji Kefeng looked at his padded feet from behind, and quickly straightened his posture and walked according to the way of normal people.

"As she walked, the woman suddenly turned around and hugged the man!" Tang Shuxing suddenly stopped and hugged Ji Kefeng, Ji Kefeng was startled, thinking that he was evil.

After hugging Ji Kefeng, Tang Shuxing said again, "After the woman hugged the man, she approached his ear and gently licked his ear with her tongue. ”

"Xing Er, if you dare to lick me, I will definitely bite my tongue and kill myself immediately!" Ji Kefeng said in a deep voice.

Tang Shuxing just stuck out his tongue, and when he heard Ji Kefeng say this, he immediately changed his posture, let go of Ji Kefeng and said: "She licked and licked, slowly licked from top to bottom, wow, that man was covered in sweat, and the sweat stinked so much that mosquitoes couldn't get close, but the woman seemed to be very cool, licked hard, and untied his belt!" ”

Ji Kefeng subconsciously reached out to cover his pants, Tang Shuxing looked at his movements and said: "When she licked under the man, the woman suddenly saw that the man's lower body was bulging, and her face changed at that time......

Ji Kefeng sighed for a moment, and then said, "You will definitely say that it is actually that man who is hard, right?" ”

"That's not right!" Tang Shuxing suddenly approached Ji Kefeng again, "You're wrong, in fact, after the zipper under the man's bottom was opened, a head suddenly popped out of it!" As he spoke, Tang Shuxing stepped back abruptly, unzipped himself, and a head immediately rolled out of it, it was a cat head!

"I'll go!" Ji Kefeng was really frightened at that time, and took a few steps back, because the cat's head was real and white, and he was staring at a pair of big round eyes, "You...... You ......"

Tang Shuxing laughed wildly, then took off his pants, took out a stiff kitten from it, held it in his hand and said: "This cat is my only relative, I have always wanted to find an opportunity to introduce it to you, but I am afraid of scaring you, so I took this opportunity to take it out today." ”

"Hey! You've scared me, okay! **Sick! Ji Kefeng was really scared and sweated.

"It's called Babe." Tang Shuxing looked at the stiff kitten in his hand and maintained a lying posture, "It's the fifth cat I raised, it died because it ate something by mistake, I was reluctant to bury it, and I paid people to make it into a specimen, and kept it in my backpack, don't be afraid, it's very friendly, come, Bei Bei said hello to Master Ji." Saying that, Tang Shuxing held the cat and made a bowing motion, "It greets you, hurry up and return the salute." ”

"Huh?" Ji Kefeng really suspected that Tang Shuxing was mentally ill now, so he hurriedly nodded at the cat specimen and said, "Beibei, hello." ”

"Hello!" Tang Shuxing replied sharply, and said again, "Okay, let's carry out the mission, let's go, go and ask the night watchman." ”

Ji Kefeng stood there, took several deep breaths, and tried to keep himself calm, he was really scared not to say anything before, but now he is really afraid that when Tang Shuxing, a neurotic, will he kill himself when he falls asleep, even if he doesn't kill him, he will probably let himself do something absolutely inhumane.

"Damn, don't let me pick up soap from this kid!" Ji Kefeng touched his buttocks and hurriedly followed.

Tang Shuxing squatted under the room, beckoning to Ji Kefeng, and when Ji Kefeng approached, he heard music coming from inside, and the sound was very exciting. Tang Shuxing asked at this time: "Familiar music, right?" Damn, no wonder we make such a big noise outside, and the stupid × inside can't hear it! ”

"Correct it, it's making such a big move, it's not doing." Ji Kefeng hurriedly said, Tang Shuxing glared at him again, and he immediately lowered his head and said, "Okay, yes, yes." ”

Ji Kefeng also heard the music in it a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it, so he just nodded and said, "Well, it's a little familiar, it's a TV series, right?" ”

Tang Shuxing smiled with a smile on his face, looked at Ji Kefeng and said, "Yes, it is a TV series that most of the men of our generation and the next generation have watched, and they all like it very much." ”

"What is it?" Ji Kefeng looked up and was dragged down by Tang Shuxing, and then he heard someone talking, speaking in Japanese, and then heard the sound of a woman moaning, as well as Ami's father and the like, Ji Kefeng immediately understood, the night watch inside was watching a hairy film!

"I ask you, is Tokyo hot or cold?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng, "The answer is: Tokyo is hot!" ”

Of course, Ji Kefeng has also seen it, but he can't reach Tang Shuxing's fanatical process of collecting photos and materials of actresses into PPT slides, and he downloaded and engraved them into discs and sold them two years ago, at that time he was not called the king of money, and called himself the "little prince of hairy films", which was a smash hit in the piracy industry in the old city!

"Master Ji, this is a normal man, but it's also quite miserable." Tang Shuxing lowered his voice and said, "I just looked at it, it's a typical ** silk picker with his feet, and his chest hair is knotted. ”

"What are we doing here! Go in and ask him! Ji Kefeng said in a low voice.

"Are you stupid?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng and said, squatting down and looking like he was, "We came in over the wall, what if we were wearing police uniforms?" Besides, I said knock on the door, you're going to climb over the wall, who is to blame? Follow my way! ”

"Hey, you climbed over the wall first, okay!?" Ji Kefeng grabbed Tang Shuxing.

"I'm your superior! Whatever I say is what it is, shut up! Otherwise, if you know the truth, you won't be sued, kneel and lick! Tang Shuxing put the cat specimen on the windowsill, thought about it and took it off, picked up a brick and smashed the glass, and then threw the cat specimen directly into it......