Tang Yulan snatched the microphone impatiently, rudely pushed the female reporter away, cleared her throat at the camera, and said: "Hello audience, just now we subdued a vicious robbery incident with violence, and persuaded people to do good deeds and accumulate virtues. And this group of boring reporters did not pay attention to the Red Mansion behind the officials, the westward journey of the rich second generation, and the Three Kingdoms of local departments, but dug out whether the citizens were brewing the Water Margin. It's so boring, you can report on the struggle in Somalia, and the war between countries over oil, and stare at me here, what's the reason?! ”

The leader was stunned, this voice is too magnetic!

The female reporter was stunned and wanted to snatch the microphone, but was pushed away by Tang Yulan with one hand, her high heels staggered on the ground, her posture was indecent, and she almost fell to the ground, so she could only look at the leader pitifully.

Tang Yulan spat out a beautiful smoke ring, and then said, "If someone is strong. Violent you, will you point at the camera and strongly condemn it, and then ask if there is pleasure? Here, I would like to make a loud appeal that convincing people with virtue is not just a blind strong condemnation and a weak reasoning, but also a critical time to show your fists......"

The photographer looked at the leader hesitantly, and the leader frustrated his hand and said: "Keep shooting, there is nothing hype in our column, and this video may become popular on the Internet." ”

Tang Yulan rubbed his throat, and his voice was full of magic and magnetism: "Our Flying Bird Regiment has just been established, and the main purpose is to hoe the strong and help the weak, persuade people to do good, and serve the people!" Open to the general public. Now recruiting members: as long as they are over 16 years old, under 40 years old have ideals and love life, the masses can join. The first arrivals will have the opportunity to receive a free membership card for the Night King K Hall, and the first 100 people can enjoy a three-hour K Hall singing experience. The sound quality is incomparable, and our music professional tutor Xie Sanbiao will tutor you throughout the process, so everyone can have a star addiction here! Viewers in front of the TV, what are you waiting for, it's better to act than excited, hurry up and sign up! ”

The leader was stunned, and it took a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "Strongman, don't bring a draft." Are you interested in being a journalist? We've got you covered. ”

Tang Yulan dragged the three of them and said, "Come and consume?" I'm going to give you a 20% discount today! ”

Xie Sanbiao came over with a horse monkey full of commotion, and said a few words of declaration to the camera.

After Tang Yulan let him appear for more than 20 seconds, he sent the two away with a smile and said, "The Flying Bird Group can definitely give you extraordinary and unparalleled enjoyment, don't wait for old age to regret the past......"

The leader wiped his sweat and quickly waved his hand: "Okay, stop!" Stop! That's the end of today's interview, Xiaoxue, you go over to coordinate and go back to the microphone. ”

The photographer turned off the camera and spread his hands helplessly.

"No more interviews, that's the end of it?" Xie Sanbiao said in frustration that he was still counting on Tang Yulan to do more publicity.

Tang Yulan grabbed the collar of the group leader with a cold face, and said, "How can you say stop, is this how you serve the broad masses of the people?" The camera is taken out and taken indiscriminately to infringe on Lao Tzu's portrait rights, privacy, uh...... And personal security, how should this account be calculated? ”

Xie Sanbiao saw that Tang Yulan was angry, and called the two younger brothers to come forward and surround the reporters and others, and his arrogance was extremely arrogant.

The female reporter shouted: "What are you going to do, if you dare to mess around, I will call the police." ”

Tang Yulan squinted and said, "Don't worry, no one will mess with you with your appearance!" ”

The female reporter's face turned red with shame and exclaimed, "You, stinky rascal! Shameless! ”

Tang Yulan sighed twice and asked rhetorically: "Isn't it a stinky hooligan who messes with you, isn't it shameless?" ”

"You, you're ......" The female reporter was speechless in anger.

After all, the leader has seen the world, and at this time he is still not flustered, and says: "Stop, what are you doing, believe it or not, I will expose you?" ”

Tang Yulan shook his head and said with a sneer: "You don't care if the corrupt officials and corrupt officials take care of the second wife, conflicts have broken out one after another on Hongshun Street, you don't care if the underworld kills people with knives, you don't care if the poor children in the mountains don't cover their bodies, you don't care if they don't have enough food or hunger, the shortcomings of Chinese education for decades, you don't care if the junior high school children jump down from the stairs after masturbating their hands, and come here to find trouble with me, a poor citizen?" ”

The leader of one head and two big ones said, "Uh...... Sir, we don't have that much right! ”

"Then you have the right to interfere with the lives of ordinary citizens and use the pressure of public opinion to force them to submit? You want to ruin my hard work, persecute my young heart, block the door for half a day without any guests, and cause great losses to my economy and soul. This kind of behavior that harms others and benefits oneself is outrageous! ”

The leader's tone also softened, and he said, "Sir, we have something to say, in fact, I have always been a loyal customer of your Night King K Hall." ”

"Oh?" Tang Yulan's attitude softened, stopped the gangsters who went to snatch the camera, and said, "In that case, do you have a membership card?" ”

"Uh...... I didn't bring this with me. ”

Tang Yulan immediately changed his face, and said with a fierce expression: "Our system can find out what I might do if my young and fragile mind is hit by deception again!" ”

The leader panicked, it was the first time he had seen such a difficult citizen, and he hurriedly said: "Then I'll make up for it now." ”

Tang Yulan's face changed, and he said, "Sanbiao Killing King, withdraw your fist, don't frighten the delicate little sister." And the two of you, what are you doing with a machete, you have to go to the kitchen to chop vegetables, horse monkey, don't hurry up and clean up the toilet! Give me all back! ”

The leader immediately felt flattered, took out the "Nanjing" and divided it one by one, and said with a smile: "Brothers, how much is your membership card here?" ”

Tang Yulan said proudly: "One thousand ordinary membership cards, two thousand senior membership cards, and five thousand Supreme Invincible Super Membership cards!" ”

"So many kinds." The team leader wiped a cold sweat, isn't this obviously killing people? But what he said just now has gone, if he takes it back at this time, maybe Tang Yulan will play some tricks.

Xie Sanbiao clasped his hands and shouted: "How is this kind of thing, look at some chat software, and it is blue diamond, red diamond, black diamond, white diamond, then the member still has a fart!" I see that you are tall and mighty, and your temperament is extraordinary, and only the Supreme Super Invincible Luxury Limited Edition Membership Card can meet your noble identity needs. ”

The leader complained bitterly and said: "Big brother, we also work part-time, it's not easy to come out to eat, you have a lot of offended places, the demand for this membership card identity is too high, I can't climb high." ”

Tang Yulan saw that he was almost frightened, waved his hand and said: "Okay, since this is the case, I won't embarrass you too much, I don't think it's bad to shoot just now, and you can take it out and play it after the editing is done to help us do publicity." ”

The leader hurriedly said: "That's how it should be, as it should be." Our column is quite influential in Lingjiang. "I thought about fooling these bastards first, and then I called the police.

"In that case, you should reissue the membership card in advance and give you a 20% discount."

The leader's face is darker than carbon, his angry body is a little trembling, he gritted his teeth, he endured it all to this point, and then took one step to get rid of their control, and absolutely exposed this black K hall completely.

Tang Yulan asked Xie Sanbiao and others to look for a long time in the drawer of the cabinet, and found a lot of young lady's personal business cards, but they couldn't find a membership card.

In desperation, Tang Yulan found a cigarette case, cut it into a poker-sized piece with a machete, and wrote the three words of VIP membership card with a carbon pen on the reverse side.

The four words of the night king K hall below are dragon flying and phoenix dancing, and the momentum is magnificent.

Finally, Tang Yulan said: "Take out your work card and ID card, and I will write the number for you." ”

The leaders and reporters looked at each other, crying and laughing.

"Rubbing what?"

Seeing that Tang Yulan was displeased, the leader took out his ID and ID card with a numb scalp, and secretly said: "What a black store, you are waiting to close, even the reporter dares to threaten." ”

Tang Yulan looked at the work card and sneered: "It turned out to be from Xiaocheng Entertainment News, we really have fate!" On the morning of the accident in Hengyu Company, you were the first to arrive. ”

Xie Sanbiao said disdainfully: "It is still a question whether the programs produced by the small media that are not in the mainstream can be in the news, and they dare to say that they are quite influential in Lingjiang City." ”

The leaders and others were flushed with shame, and they didn't dare to refute, and they scolded the enthusiastic citizens who called 800 times in their hearts.

Xie Sanbiao glanced at his ID card and said, "Don't think about calling the police, the membership card given to you is at most a forced purchase and sale, and besides, you don't have any definite evidence, so you will be released after a few days of detention." But your home address has been written! ”

Tang Yulan said: "Sanbiao kills the king, don't frighten the children, we have ideals of modern socialist patriotic youth, the membership card is for you, unique, and you can spend with this card at a 20% discount in the future." ”

The leader was very reluctant to hand over a thousand yuan to buy this handwritten VIP piece of paper, looking at his expression was about to cry, he didn't dare to joke about his life, he had a wife and children, take a step back and open the sky, there is no need to meet this group of stinky bastards.

Tang Yulan received a membership fee of 1,000 yuan from the leader of the group, and said: "Today's video is carefully edited, if the turnover of Hall K comes up, I will reward you." He waved his hand impatiently.

The leader and others hurriedly left as if they had been amnestied.

In the evening, Tang Yulan received a call from Xia Qinglian asking him if he would go home for dinner. Tang Yulan said goodbye to Xie Sanbiao and others, and took a bus back to Zuixinwan Community.

When she got home, Xia Qinglian had already scooped up the rice, and the meat and vegetables had been cleaned. The whole home has a new look.

Xia Qinglian deliberately asked for leave in the afternoon, washed the sheets, sofa cushions and other things, and went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, she felt that since she lived in Tang Yulan, she had to do something for her.

She has a special talent for cooking, and she makes every dish with relish.

"Brother Tang, you said you like to eat cakes, I made one for you." Xia Qinglian's voice was very soft, and she said, "Thank you last night, the more I think about it today, the more scared I become." If it weren't for you yesterday, something might have happened. ”

Tang Yulan patted her shoulder, grabbed a small cake from the coffee table and put it in her mouth and said, "Okay, don't think too much about it in the past, how about letting me taste Sister Qinglian's craftsmanship?" ”

Xia Qinglian had never experienced this, she felt that this might be the realm of the two people after marriage, and she didn't seem to be so resistant as she imagined.