Section 780 More 'Ninja' than 'Ninja'
"Thirty corpses??? No way?? Not only Li Jingyuan and AKB's three girls, but all the other participants who survived couldn't help but exclaim after seeing the content of this text message.
Now there are only four 'hunters', which is already a headache. Don't look at Li Jingyuan, he doesn't seem to be too nervous, and it is not too difficult to escape, but for others, the existence of the 'hunter' is still very terrifying, as long as it is discovered, there is a chance that he will be caught up.
Fearfully evading the search of the four 'hunters' was already very troublesome for the participants, and if there were thirty more, the result would be predictable. In an escape area of this size, the number of thirty-four 'hunters' is too much, it can be said that it is a carpet search, and the dead spots that the four 'hunters' cannot find will definitely be turned upside down, and the participants will definitely not survive in such a situation.
"If you don't do this task, you can't do it." Li Jingyuan quickly came to this conclusion, and at the same time asked the three girls from AKB: "Do you want to do this task together?" ”
"Well, we're going too."
"Okay, I'll be in a group by myself, and you three will work in a group, remember to follow the method I just said and move forward while observing." Nodding to the three girls, Li Jingyuan got up from the hiding place and walked out.
This time, Li Jingyuan did not let the three girls of AKB hide again. First of all, this mission is related to whether everyone can continue to 'survive', and the three girls themselves are naturally included, so it is also appropriate for them to contribute on their own.
Besides, in addition to persevering until the last to get a bonus, this is also a variety show, since you are here to participate, of course, you have to find a way to fight for some shots, if you let the three girls of AKB keep hiding, even if they persist until the last. There won't be many shots either.
finally had the opportunity to participate in such a popular variety show, but he was not able to show his face on TV, which is a taboo for artists, and it can even be said to be dereliction of duty. In particular, a few girls from AKB are still very young. It may also give the impression of being 'unmotivated'.
According to the map that had been recorded in his mind, Li Jingyuan quickly found the most suitable route and set off directly towards the prop shop indicated on the mission, because he had to find the key here before he could go to the stable and lock the door.
Along the way, Li Jingyuan was lucky not to meet the 'hunters', but he met several 'fugitives'. It seems that everyone thinks the same thing. Zhilu Dao's task this time is too crucial, and it's best not to be lazy.
"Misono-san, and Suzanne-san, are you also here to do the mission?" Because the goal is too big when everyone gathers together, Li Jingyuan just said hello to the people he met, and just after he separated from a few men, he happened to see two women coming out of an alley.
"Eun, Lissan. Misono just asked me to go on a mission. Suzanne is actually not very old, she was born in 86 and is actually only half a year older than Li Jingyuan, but because of her natural characteristics. It looks like it's a little smaller than Li Jingyuan.
"Misono-san, you're cheating people again, aren't you?" Listening to Suzanne's words, Li Jingyuan smiled directly at Misono.
"Huh? Why am I cheating? "I have met twice on the show "Male and Female Pickets", and Misono and Li Jingyuan are both familiar personalities, so these two people quickly became good friends, and they didn't have too many scruples when they spoke.
"Isn't this called a pit man? You pulled Suzanne along, didn't you want her to be cannon fodder, did you? If the 'hunter' finds out, you must be faster than her, and then she will be left behind to stop you? ”…,
"Huh? Hey?? When Li Jingyuan said this, Suzanne also reacted. Looking at Misono with some suspicion.
In fact, Misono is such a rectum, where can there be so many crooked ways, she will pull suzanne, just like many girls even go to the toilet to find a partner, it is just a woman's subconscious instinct.
"No, no, oops. Suzanne, do you think I'm that kind of person?? "In the 'Big Ranking of Spit Complaints' section of "Men's and Women's Pickets", Misono has already proved that she is not very good at justifying. Now after being made so troubled by Li Jingyuan, she immediately became a little confused, and explained to Suzanne for a while, but it didn't make her completely dispel her suspicions, and she was really depressed, Misono's thunderous characteristics were exposed, I saw that she simply gave up the distinction, and turned her head viciously to Li Jingyuan: "Why did the old lady run into you?" It's disgusting. ”
When I'm in a hurry, Misono blurts out the word 'old lady' to refer to herself, which is nothing new, but as long as it appears every time, it will make people feel very funny.
"Haha Sure enough, after hearing the phrase 'old lady' by misono, Li Jingyuan couldn't help but burst into laughter, and then this guy continued to play with his belly and said: "Calm down, I'll teach you a method." Come, learn from me, take a deep breath, and say, 'The world is so beautiful, but I'm so irritable, it's not good, it's not good,' and then you can calm down. ”
Misono's brain was also a little dumbfounded, and she didn't know which nerve she didn't set up properly, so she subconsciously followed Li Jingyuan's instructions and did it together, posing with a very funny gesture, and there were words in her mouth. This time, even Suzanne, a silly girl, can see that Li Jingyuan is playing with Misono.
Suzanne smiled beside her, which made Misono react, and Misono was a little embarrassed after waking up, and her gaze at Li Jingyuan became more fierce.
"Don't be angry, didn't I just teach you?" Seeing that Misono was about to speak, Li Jingyuan blocked the past again: "Come on, come on, let's recite 'The world is so beautiful...... together." ”
"You're beautiful, what are you doing~!" is angry and funny, misono is really helpless by Li Jingyuan. It could only be a low growl.
Misono is a non-mainstream woman with a lot of self in the eyes of the audience, even if she wins over her in words, it is difficult for her to show a crying and laughing expression. But this time Li Jingyuan did this very easily, after seeing this clip. The audience also laughed for a while, and Li Jingyuan's sentence 'The world is so beautiful' was often used as a common means of teasing Misono in the future.
Japan's 'mancai' (similar to China's cross talk) master, the most basic condition for becoming popular is to create enough interesting and funny buzzwords, and Li Jingyuan's sentence 'The world is so beautiful' has inadvertently achieved this.
This sentence can be used in many cases, and the funny effect is very good, and Li Jingyuan is not a Japanese artist. Other Japanese comedian artists don't have much taboo if they want to use his catchphrase. As a result, Li Jingyuan's sentence was often borrowed by funny artists to be used in various programs, and from this aspect, Li Jingyuan also unconsciously entered the ranks of Japanese funny artists.
It's not a big deal, but it's actually quite useful. After having such a popular phrase, the distance between Li Jingyuan and Japanese comedy artists has been invisibly shortened a lot, and it will be more natural and easy to speak.
Li Jingyuan himself likes to participate in variety shows, so if he can have a good relationship with funny artists. Personally, he's still very happy. After all, in variety shows, the scenes are basically supported by funny artists. …,
It's not just Li Jingyuan himself who can get the benefits, but he can go further. When the girls of the girls' generation enter Japan, they can also get a lot of benefits.
In addition to singing, if you want to expand your influence, the fastest and most effective way is to participate in variety shows. Funny artists will appear as foils or fixed teams in the show, and if you want to perform well enough in the show, you must cooperate with these funny artists.
If Li Jingyuan can have a good relationship with funny artists, then when the girls of Girls' Generation participate in the show, they will get more cooperation because of Li Jingyuan's face, and it is not the kind of flashy touting, which will be more conducive to them to show themselves. At the same time, it will not damage the image, which is very helpful for expanding the influence in Japan.
Of course, these are all later words, and now Li Jingyuan is just making a good start.
While talking and laughing and moving forward, under Li Jingyuan's vigilance, he took Misono and Suzanne to bypass a 'hunter's search. Finally, we came to the long street where the prop house was located.
"Boss, please give me the key to the stable." After entering the house, I found an aunt wearing an Edo period costume, and Misono asked for it without saying a word.
"What are you doing? What do you want the keys to the stables for? ”
"Huh? Isn't it a mission? Not only did she not scoop up the key, but she was also asked rhetorically, Suzanne was stunned, and Misono was a little confused.
"Two stupid women." Li Jingyuan could only cover his head: "Isn't this a plot task, of course you have to tell the reason according to the plot." ”
"Oh, I see, then Nobunaga's ninja must not escape, I'll go get the key for you now." After listening to Li Jingyuan's reason, this aunt made an expression of understanding, immediately put down the things in her hand, and turned around to scoop the key for them.
But just as the two women began to rejoice, the aunt stopped again, turned to them, and said, "Oh, I forgot, the key to the stable is in my son, and you go to him?" ”
This is a small task in the mission, in order to increase the difficulty of the task, otherwise, this task will seem a little easy to do, and it is obviously a little unworthy of the punishment when the task fails at the very end.
"Huh? In the hands of your son? Where is he? ”
"His name is Yazaburo, and after hearing the sound of the horn just now, Izuro went to search for Nobunaga's ninja together, well, but it won't be long, he won't go too far, and he should still be around here. You go out and look for it, by the way, he has a big mole on his face. ”
Got enough information. Li Jingyuan and the three of them came outside the house again, and looking at the black-clothed ninjas all over the street, the three of them all had a little headache.
Not only are there too many people, but the ninjas also have black scarves over their faces. If you want to find Yazaburo from so many people, you have to pick up the face towel one by one to confirm it.
And when looking for Yazaburo, the 'hunter' may suddenly appear, which further increases the difficulty of finding someone.
"I'll give you the wind, you go find someone." Instead of the three of them searching in fear, it is better to let the two of them increase their speed wholeheartedly after thinking about it li jingyuan thought. After saying a word to the two women, he immediately took action.
I saw that Li Jingyuan used his parkour ability again, and he went directly to the roof with his hands and feet, stood on a high place and began to be vigilant.
It's not that Li Jingyuan wants to show off his skills, but he has to do it. There are too many 'ninjas', and if you stand on the ground, you will be obscured by them, and naturally there will be no way to control the wind. And because the 'hunter' and 'ninja' are both dressed in black, they don't take a closer look. Maybe he won't notice the approach of the 'hunter', which is one of the reasons why Li Jingyuan has to be more careful. …,
"Wow~~~!!" Although Li Jingyuan didn't have that thought, his chic movements still attracted the attention of the two women. Misono, in particular, shouted excitedly after she had forgotten to find someone.
"Stop shouting, hurry up and find someone~!" This time it was Li Jingyuan's turn to cry and laugh a little, so he could only remind him and let Misono focus on the task.
It was indeed a bit difficult for only two people to find Yazaburo among so many 'ninjas', but after a while, a few more participants came who wanted to complete the task, and with their help, the search was much faster.
"Found it~!" It took about five minutes, and the participants finally found Yazaburo in a crowd. Then Misono immediately learned his lesson and illustrated the whole situation.
I scooped up the key, and now I was going to take the key to the stable, but just as Misono came out of the prop shop, Li Jingyuan, who was standing on the roof, suddenly made a warning.
"The 'Hunter' is here~! It's on both sides, get out of here. "I saw the appearance of the 'hunter' from afar. And there is one at each end of the long street, and the situation is very urgent, and there is only one route left for the escapees.
There is an artificial creek in front and back of this long street, but only the creek with its back to the stables has a bridge. The only way to escape the hunt of the 'hunters' is to take this small bridge.
But if you leave by this bridge, you will be farther and farther away from the stables. Even if you get out of the pursuit of the 'Hunter', there may not be enough time left to get to the stables.
What's more, the key is now in Misono's hands, as long as she doesn't take the initiative to hand it over, there is no reason for others to ask her for the key, because in other words, that kind of behavior is actually stealing the camera.
"Oops~~!!" was reminded by Li Jingyuan like this, all the participants who stayed on the road were a little confused, and they all rushed towards the small bridge.
After seeing this from afar, the 'hunters' on both sides also began to speed up and pounced towards the pile.
The creek is artificial, not very wide, and the small bridge over the creek naturally does not need to be too atmospheric. The bridge is so delicate that it is so narrow that only one person can cross it head-on.
In the panic, so many participants rushed towards the small bridge together, and the efficiency of passing through the small bridge can be imagined.
The men's explosiveness was better, so they stepped up to the small bridge first, and Misono, who was scooping the key, fell tragically to the back, and was about to be caught by the 'hunter'.
"Throw the key over~!" At this time, Li Jingyuan didn't care whether he was stealing the camera or not, and shouted directly at Misono.
If Misono scoops the key and is caught, according to the unspoken rules of "All on the Run", the key in her hand will be eliminated at the same time. Without a key, you can't lock the door of the stable, which means that the thirty 'hunters' will definitely be released, which is something that Li Jingyuan absolutely does not allow.
And then again, whether Misono hands over the key or is caught, it will no longer have the weight of the show, and even if Li Jingyuan makes this request, it will not have any different impact on her.
Hearing Li Jingyuan's shout, Misono reacted and hurriedly threw the key at Li Jingyuan a second before he was caught.
Li Jingyuan was still on the roof at this time, and the key had been caught by him, but he encountered a small trouble. Because one of the 'hunters' had caught Misono while the other 'hunter' was waiting for him under the house empty-handed.
In desperation, Li Jingyuan could only make the action of 'suspected of fouling', which opened the eyes of Misono, who had been arrested, and other artists who had not fled away. …,
Li Jingyuan scooped the key and ran on the roof, running and jumping as if the gap between the houses was nothing, and the two hunters below were chasing each other, this scene looked really exciting and powerful.
"Wow~~!! Li Sang is too powerful, this is more 'ninja' than 'ninja'~! ”
Li Jingyuan is too neat, his skills are better than the 'ninja', and the only thing he lacks is a 'ninja' costume.
Not only was he walking on the roof, but he was also very chic when he jumped off the ground, Li Jingyuan deliberately turned to the back of the house, so that the 'hunter' was not so close, and then took advantage of the time difference to fall safely to the ground with a vertical and roll.
This is not the end, after landing, the only time difference is also consumed, and the two 'hunters' catch up again.
Because Li Jingyuan has already landed, it is more convenient for the 'hunters' to chase after him.
In order not to be caught, Li Jingyuan had to immediately speed up and start fleeing again.
As I said earlier, there are small rivers on both sides of the long street, and if you want to get rid of the pursuit of the 'hunters', under normal circumstances, you can only choose to escape from any end of the long street. However, in this case, it is necessary to maintain a very high speed, and it seems that it will take a long time to escape.
If you are entangled with the 'hunter' for too long, there will be no way to complete the mission.
Thinking about this situation, Li Jingyuan made a super action that made people's jaws drop again in front of Misono who was arrested, other artists watching from afar, 'hunters' and their entourage VJ, his own VJ and writers.
There was obviously no bridge in front of Li Jingyuan, but he still rushed towards the river with the 'hunters' behind him. Just when everyone thought that Li Jingyuan was going to stop and be arrested, he had already come to the edge of the river, and then he kicked his feet and jumped up directly.
The Olympic record of running and long jump is more than eight meters, and Li Jingyuan's athleticism is very strong, even if he is not as good as the world champion, it is not too bad.
The small river in front of him was only five meters wide, and if Li Jingyuan exerted all his strength, he would still have a surplus of about three meters after jumping over the small river.
After all, this is not a sand pit, in order to ensure the safety when landing, Li Jingyuan reserved a little strength, but this is enough for him to fly over this small river from the air.
"Shh~~~~~~~~h Just now, when I saw Li Jingyuan scurrying around on the roof, I would shout 'wow', but now everyone who saw him jump could only gasp.
Li Jingyuan can jump over, it doesn't mean that these artists can also jump over. In their opinion, the width of the creek is actually not narrow.
And compared to jumping on a bunker on flat ground, this jump over the river is fantastic in terms of visual effects.
While being amazed by Li Jingyuan's jumping power, he was amazed by the visual effect he had just seen, and then coupled with the fact that Li Jingyuan had gotten rid of the 'hunter', it was expected to complete the task. The three factors combined, these artists were all stimulated, and they could only watch him disappear from sight in a daze. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )