Hearing the knock on the door, Yan Xiaokai subconsciously looked at the time and found that it was already half past three in the morning.

Who will be this hour?

"Who?" Yan Xiaokai opened his mouth and asked.

"......" The knocking on the door outside stopped, but no one answered.

"Who?" Yan Xiaokai asked again.

"......" still did not say yes outside.

Yan Xiaokai became vigilant, got out of bed in a daze, gently put out the board at the foot of the bed, held it in his hand, and quietly approached the door.

When I got to the door, I raised the bricks with one hand, pulled the door with the other, and brushed the floor to open the door.

It's just that after the door opened, Yan Xiaokai was dumbfounded, and the bricks that were about to be smashed down were also stuck in mid-air.

Outside the door, standing prettyly was the best little Lori she met on the winding mountain road - Shang Xin.

At this time, her black short skirt was gone, and she was replaced by a snow-white one-piece skirt, the short skirt was not ordinarily short, about twenty centimeters above the knees, her legs were not wearing stockings, her snow-white leg muscles were exposed to the air, slender, straight, tender and smooth, sexy and tempting, the high heels on her feet were also replaced by flat-soled delicate sandals, no socks were worn on her feet, and ten smart and cute toes were painted pink, which was indescribably cute, but what was more charming was the smile on her face.

Although she had a smile on her face, there was a smug look in her eyes, and she tilted her head slightly to look at Yan Xiaokai

This woman actually came to the door.

"Is that you?" After a while, Yan Xiaokai spoke out sullenly.

"Hmph" Shang Xin straightened her arrogant chest, and said proudly: "Isn't it me?"

"How did you find here?" Yan Xiaokai asked curiously.

"You don't care how I found it" Shang Xin waved his hand and said arrogantly: "You just need to remember what I said, if you can escape the monk, you can't escape the temple."

Yan Xiao was slightly shocked in happiness, because no matter how this woman found herself, she found it, that is her ability, and it is not a small ability.

"Then what are you looking for me?"

"What?" Shang Xin said: "Of course it's giving you money"

"Bring it" Yan Xiaokai immediately stretched out his hand.

"Hmph, Benxiu is in a bad mood now, I don't want to give you money, I'll talk about it when I'm in a good mood," Shang Xin said, slapped his hand away, and then slammed straight into him.

"Hey, you're ......"

Yan Xiaokai originally wanted to stop her from entering the room, but found that this Nizi hit her plump, towering, and pretty breasts, and he was startled and subconsciously flashed to the side, but this flash, she took advantage of it.

However, the woman's injured ankle was obviously not healed, and she jumped in on tiptoe. But even so, she didn't forget to look left and right, on the bed, under the bed, and even ran to the bathroom to take a look.

"What are you looking for?" Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously.

"Seeing that you guard the door so tightly, I thought you had a woman hidden in your room" Shang Xin smiled and said with a hint of teasing: "I didn't expect you to be quite honest, and you didn't even look for a show"

“……”

When Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, this thick-skinned chick had already sat on the bed he slept on, and her pretty buttocks were pressed against him...... On the quilt with traces of dreams

Yes, just sit in that position.

Yan Xiaokai didn't notice it at first, but only found it when he closed the door and walked back, but he didn't know how to remind her.

"Shang Xin, what do you want to do?"

"What else can I do but look for you?" Shang admired his roll of his eyes, and said angrily: "Do you think that Benxiu is so idle that he runs around in such a broken place in the middle of the night?"

"Egg pain?" Yan Xiaokai sneered, and asked in a light tone, "Do you have eggs?"

"Of course," Shang Xin said without blushing or panting.

"You have?" Yan Xiao opened his eyes and shouted, "Then I'll take a look if you show one out."

"Don't say one, two are fine" Shang Xin sneered, took out something and threw it over.

Yan Xiaokai took it and took a look, and he was frozen on the spot.

egg

It's really eggs

More than one

Two, spiced tea eggs with residual warmth

"Benxiu just bought it for supper." Shang Xin said, giggling, the flowers and branches trembled, like a proud little hen who had just laid eggs, "I rewarded you"

"......" Yan Xiao opened the service, and he couldn't accept it, and it took a while before he was paralyzed and asked: "Shang Daxiu, what are you looking for me?"

"Give you money, I said it, I'm not used to owing others."

"Then you should bring it."

"But Benxiu isn't happy to give it to you now."

“……”

Yan Xiaokai's face is covered with black lines, this woman really has no other hobbies except for playing tricks? .

Shang Xin thought about it, and suddenly said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Hey, otherwise, you tell Benxiu a joke and make Benxiu happy, give you a thousand yuan for your hard work, and reward you another thousand."

Yan Xiaokai didn't want to tell jokes at this time, he wanted to scold people, and scolded the street in the way of a bloody shrew, but after thinking about it, he suddenly thought of an idea that could be even more disgusting, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll tell you a joke."

"Say it quickly" Shang Xin clapped his palms and became excited, and then warned: "But I have to warn you in advance, it's not funny, I don't give money."

"Guaranteed to be funny" Yan Xiao laughed darkly, and then said slowly: "Once upon a time, ......"

"Wait a minute," Shang Xin interrupted with a wave of his hand, "Can you not start like this before."

"This wasn't too long, just three, four, five or six years ago." Yan Xiaokai said and warned: "If you interrupt me again, I won't say anything."

"Okay" Shang Xin stuck out his tongue and said in compromise: "You say"

"Three, four, five or six years ago, there was a young couple who reunited after a long absence, the husband was a seaman, and the two didn't see each other for almost half a year, that night, it is conceivable that the dry firewood met the fire, burned vigorously, and died and lived......

This kind of story with color, usually a little girl will blush when she hears it, but Shang Xin didn't have it at all, she still looked indifferent, and even nodded, as if she felt that the husband and wife should fight in the same bed if they reunited after a long absence.

“…… The next morning, the husband went to sea again. Three months later, he received two letters. ”

"Letter?"

"Well, both letters were sent by her wife, and each said a message, one good and one bad." Yan Xiaokai said and asked, "Which one do you want to listen to first?"

"Listen to ...... first" Shang Xin thought for a while and said, "Good news"

"The good news letter said she was pregnant."

"That's a trick?" Shang Xin said in surprise.

"I'm sorry," Yan Xiaokai added, "I forgot to tell you, that seaman is a sharpshooter, and the chance of killing people is very high."

"What do you mean?" Shang Xin asked as if he didn't understand.

"Stupid" Yan Xiaokai said: "His sperm survival rate is high"

"And what about the bad news?" Shang Xin nodded and asked again.

"The bad news is that the other letter has a divorce agreement on it." Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but smile and said, "His wife wants to divorce him."

"Huh?" Shang Xin's eyes widened, "How can this be?"

"That's it," Yan Xiao said.

"The man's wife can't stand this kind of separation?"

"No," Yan Xiaokai shook his head.

"The man's wife is empathetic?" Shang Xin used her imagination again.

"It's not," Yan Xiaokai shook his head again.

"The man's wife is pregnant, but the father of the child is not the man," Shang Xin continued to speculate.

"Not even more," Yan Xiaokai still shook his head.

"This ......" Shang Xin said a little weakly: "I can't guess, you tell me what to do"

"Hehe" Yan Xiao laughed evilly, and then said: "The reason is very simple, it is not his wife who is pregnant, but his sister-in-law, Ha Luha, it is his wife who wants to divorce him, do you say it's funny?" Ha Lu Ha"

"......" Shang Xin looked at him lovelessly, without a smile on his face.

"Isn't it funny?" Yan Xiaokai stopped smiling and asked.

"I can't think of anything funny." Shang Xin didn't have a single expression on his face.

"It's his wife who has the same room, but it's his sister-in-law who is pregnant, why isn't it funny?" Yan Xiaokai said, he laughed again, but looking at Shang Xin, who had a zombie face, he could only laugh a few times after the last day.

"Didn't the sister-in-law have an adulterous affair with her brother-in-law?"

"Nope"

"Didn't you get hurt by mistake? For example, if the brother-in-law is drunk, the sister-in-law happens to sleep in the sister's room, or vice versa, the sister-in-law is drunk, and the brother-in-law will be wrong."

Yan Xiaokai was embarrassed, this Nizi's imagination was not only rich, but also extremely bold, but he still shook his head.

"Brother-in-law and sister-in-law really haven't had a relationship?"

"I can swear to God, they're innocent."

"Then I can't figure it out, since my brother-in-law and sister-in-law didn't have an adulterous affair and didn't get hurt by mistake, why did my sister-in-law get pregnant......" Shang Xin pondered for a while, and suddenly chuckled, "Oh, I know it, the child in my sister-in-law's belly is not my brother-in-law's, ha, I finally know it, it's so funny haha

"......" Now, it was Yan Xiaokai's turn to look at her without any expression.

"Ha......" Shang Xin saw Yan Xiaokai's expression, stopped smiling and asked suspiciously: "Did I guess wrong again?"

"Yes, you did guess wrong, the sister-in-law did not kill the child, but gave birth to her, and did a paternity test later, and the child's DNA matched that of her brother-in-law."

"Huh?" Shang Xin was dumbfounded, scratching her hair and asking confusedly, "How can this be?"

"Hehe" Yan Xiaokai laughed evilly again, but he didn't say anything.

"What's the smirk" Shang Xin, who was so upset, glared at him angrily and asked, "Tell me what to do quickly?"

"Give the money first" Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and said, "I'll tell you after I give it"

"You ......" Shang Xin was a little angry, but he really wanted to know the answer, so he took out a thousand yuan and handed it to him, "Say it"

"There are still a thousand" Yan Xiaokai said: "You said that you would give another thousand rewards"

"Hey" Shang Xin was so angry that he couldn't do it, "Are you talking about a joke?" You're talking about a nerve-wracking case. ”

"Hehe, this time you finally guessed right" Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm talking about a case, when I was in school, an exam question given by the teacher."

"What school did you go to?"

"Police Academy"

"Well, no wonder the title is so weird." Shang Xin said before he realized that he had slipped away, groaned, and finally took out another thousand yuan and handed it to him, "Now it can be said that it is for something, right?"

"Of course" Yan Xiaokai nodded, and put the money away as if he had time, and then said slowly: "The reason is actually very simple, before the husband got up that morning and went out of the house, he made out with his wife again, because the two couples don't want children yet, and the husband doesn't like to wear condoms, and the wife doesn't like to take medicine, so the one in vitro is chosen...... Anyway, the last thing is to wipe it on the wife, and after the husband goes out, the wife is tired all night and lazily does not go to the bath immediately. As soon as the man went out on the front foot, the sister-in-law followed her into their room, complaining that her sister and brother-in-law had quarreled all night, especially her sister, who screamed so loudly that she couldn't sleep. My sister laughed and teased her, and when you get married in the future, you will be crazier than me, and you will scream harder Sister naturally didn't follow, and threw herself on the bed and laughed with her sister, it was summer at that time, and my sister-in-law was wearing a short nightdress, and then ......"

"You mean......" Shang Xin said in great surprise, "My sister-in-law accidentally got what my brother-in-law smeared on my sister, and then she was tricked?"

"Yes" Yan Xiao laughed: "You are finally smart"

"This, how is this possible" Shang Xin said in disbelief, "Even if you get it directly, you may not be pregnant, let alone indirect"

Speaking of such a thing, this Nizi didn't blush, didn't pant for breath, and looked calm, as if she was very experienced.

Yan Xiaokai was defeated again, so he had to further explain: "Everyone thinks it's impossible, but the fact is that some people can't conceive it, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, and they don't work overtime every night. But some people don't want to get pregnant, so they get pregnant, and they get caught once. Moreover, this is a real case, which was a sensational virgin pregnancy case back then."

Shang Xin's eyes widened, "This is a real person?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "If you don't believe it, go ask Du Niang"

Shang Xin immediately took out his mobile phone, surfed the Internet, and found that there was really such a thing after searching, and couldn't help but sigh for a while.

In this way, people can be killed

Life is really impermanent

After a while, Shang Xin calmed down, but she was suspicious and suddenly thought of another question, "Hey, stupid Dada, what you told me was not a joke, but a case, but how do I feel like you want to tell me something?"

Yan Xiaokai praised it, gave a thumbs up and said, "Shang Xin, you are really a smart girl, you actually guessed it again"

"I guessed it again?" Shang Xin muttered, puzzled, then moved her hips, subconsciously looked at the place where she had sit, and found that there was a semi-wet mark on the place where she was sitting, oily marks, and she immediately determined that it was not left by her buttocks, it was the original.

At first, she didn't react, but when she thought of the story Yan Xiaokai had just said, the whole person bounced up from the bed as if she had been bitten by a snake, and screamed, "Ahh

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