@ "Vampire Knight"'s 100 \ stickers \ bar · I only think of you in this life

1. The complaint written in the front

Second, the H of BG

3. The H of BL

Fourth, the H of GL

5. On the correct use of S\M

Sixth, write a summary of the spit (crossed out) written at the back

1. The complaint written in the front

Recently, I want to open a meat and have been searching for H Wen.,Okay, look at me, I know it's very impure, but don't tell me, you haven't read it, anyway, I don't believe it.,←_←.,After reading it, Nima Labor suddenly had a feeling of being so tired that I won't love anymore, bastard.

Lying down/slotting seven times a night, what can you eat, you don't get to the bottom for the fifth time, that thing will be wasted, ah, you're super man, you don't have that much stamina and energy, bastard! I'm so scared, you're a woman in your last life, or were you possessed by a woman, or you were originally a woman! Nima, what is the intestinal fluid, isn't that thing in the small intestine, shouldn't the rectum be dry, this was taught in the first year of junior high school, you are old and wet and crying, hey!! Bathroom PLAY is very ecstatic ♂, I admit it, but Nima shower gel is used for bathing, not for lubrication, and chrysanthemums will break ♂ down with that thing!! What is the prostate bulge that I rubbed the sensitive ♂ ♂ point bulge, it was a prostate bulge, it was cured!! If you don't wear a condom when ML, you'll get pregnant unexpectedly, you'll get sick, for the sake of your sex ♂ life in the future, think about it, how much is a Du X, and you'll die if you wear it!! If you don't expand, don't wipe Fan X Lin, just ↓ Go in, you don't hurt people, the chrysanthemum is cracked, I look at it, it hurts! Intestinal meat is turned out, so why is it life-threatening if you don't hurry up and go to the hospital!!

Hey, I've actually just been complaining about BLH texts, ←_ ← can't write this kind of article, most of them are girls, and girls can't experience the pleasure ♂ of bursting other people's chrysanthemums and being exploded by others.

1. The complaint written in the front. Finish. [Wait, it's so short, hey!

Second, the H of BG

1、Preparation before H I must state here:H-text with meat and no plot is not H-text at all (so strict sù look.

Whether it's BG, BL, GL, or H, you have to do enough foreplay, hey, I'm not talking about the foreplay before ↓, I'm talking about the plot! Why the hero and heroine are like this must be explained clearly, otherwise it will give people the illusion of one/night/love! And like the two male protagonists in VK, the pivot and the zero,It's not like they'll force the other party to do this kind of thing.,So if you want to write pivot or zero BGH, I'll still recommend some warm meat.,If you want to write S\M, wait for me to code to the fifth!

2. H time......

Because VK is a girl's manga, I don't recommend writing H too explicitly, after all, there are still a lot of flowers of the motherland in the bar. Of course, if you're willing to write about the H of the yellow storm, I'm willing to read ←_← [Dirt.]

Vague H, try not to describe in too much detail, such as moaning // groaning, the process of planting strawberries, inserting // the speed of entering // feeling high, / the tide of [beep-] and the like.,A big reason, if you write it all, the characters are easy to OOC to the point that I can't bear to look at it directly.,Believe me.。 Again,Write H, don't care too much about how to write H, but think more about the character's heart.,Bring it into the plot by the way.,And then you're either more sure of your feelings, or you're getting more and more entangled, and finally push it away, crying, don't do it again.,And then the male protagonist will pick her up, all kinds of enlightenment, and finally do a complete set of warmth to HE.,Oh, too, [nitama.

3. It's embarrassing after H!

"What about what we were doing last night, how am I going to deal with him!" ← a slightly lively heroine, a cutie like Yuhime-chan usually cares about this when she wakes up the next day. But the other is a lighter girl like Lai Sauce, who probably knows it tacitly, says "I should go" with a sloppy eye, and doesn't want to face the male protagonist with a wave of his sleeves and wants to run away quickly, but it's actually a sad endure.

↑ No matter what kind of it is, I hope that there will be a plot connection after H, and then END instead of the male and female protagonists will be full END after the desire is released.,It's uncomfortable to watch.,Really.。

5. All those who are stuck in H have been struck by lightning!

Second, the H of BG. Finish.

Second, the H of BL

1. The most misunderstood minefield in BLH's text

(1) Seven times a night

I really don't know which god made up this word, and if you have the energy to attack it a night, you will only be two or three times a night, at most four or five times, seven times, what kind of trouble are you going to make, hey! Hey, hey, hey!!

(2) Intestinal fluid

This word is really thunderous, I don't want to write it, you know that the rectum is dry, and the intestinal fluid is only found in the small intestine, and that thing is used to produce feces!! I rubbed my rectum and automatically secreted intestinal fluid lubrication← I really didn't want to complain anymore, ORZ rubbed and waited for Xiao Attack to reach into the chrysanthemum, and shouted in surprise: "It's all ♂ wet ♂!" "← wet, your brother-in-law, wet! What's more, your family is suffering from incontinence, stretch out your hand and see if it's yellow!!

(3) Fine-grained

A lot of Tanmei H writers like to write small attack body inches, in the small shou of the road, I feel very energetic to write, hehe, don't you know that ♂ sex without a condom has become the source of AIDS, please be responsible for the sexual ♂ happiness of the little attack, I am a!!

There is one more thing to write together, and I often see it in Tanmei H texts→ Xiaofeng holds Xiaoshou's doppelganger and doesn't let him do anything. In fact, even if you hold the small shou, you can reach the high // tide, but you won't get out, but if you do this repeatedly, you will get sick.

(4) Enema

Although I haven't seen the author write the scene of cleaning the chrysanthemums before H, I believe that many people who read the article think so - before doing it, you have to go to the bathroom to clean the chrysanthemums with a showerhead, that is, wash them with water. The landlord can be very responsible to sue you for incontinence, and you can be Baidu.

(5) Lubrication

The landlord has seen a lot of props used for lubrication in the H article.,Rice green liquid、Shower gel、Water,The most perverted is barbecue sauce and chocolate,The rest I don't know, but I know that using rice green liquid to lubricate will get sick, and it's useless to lubricate with water.,There's shower gel.,People's rectal lining is very fragile, hey! You especially use the kind of Johnson & Johnson used by the baby, it will also be exciting, hey!

(6) Sensitivity ♂ ♂

I'm scrambling a lot, what is written in the H article, "Xiao Attack groped and finally found a small bulge, smiling evilly, and slamming it there"...... Your brother-in-law, that's not called sensitive/sensitive/point bulge, that's the front/column/glandular bulge, it's a disease that can be cured!!

1. The most misunderstood minefield in BLH's text. Finish.

Second, the H of BL. To be done.

To add to the misunderstanding there -

(7) From the second BO

It takes at least half an hour for a normal man to BO up again after the body size, and of course the abnormal body size cannot be BO after one time←_←. Combined with the H article you have read, you can understand how unscientific it is.

(8) Intestinal meat valgus

It's going to die.

(10) Rectal strain

Do you think that being able to pull out the thick and long Xiang's rectum is so easy to be strained by your small toothpick? Unless you scratch your little rectangle with your fingernails while expanding←_←

2. ↓ before

(1) Expansion and lubrication

This is what you have to write.,↓ If you don't lubricate it before, it will hurt a little chrysanthemum.,And there's no pleasure ♂ in attacking the king.。 And remember that it is best to mistakenly use a lubricant other than petroleum jelly, the inner wall of the rectum is very easily irritated, and if you don't get a little bit, you will get hemorrhoids.

Expansion is also very important, ↓ If you don't use your fingers to probe first, the attacker will be difficult to move an inch, and the dilemma of advancing and retreating will not be able to insert and pull out, o(╯□╰)o [Wipe this

If you're willing to write a warm H, you'll write to attack the king to help Xiao Shou expand the lubrication, and if you want to write a shameful ♂ play, please don't carelessly let Xiao Shou come by himself! [Roll

(2) Cleaning

The landlord felt,[Beep] It's best to take a shower before that,Attacker should cut off JJ and hand clean nails (will scratch the inner wall of the rectum),Xiaoshou should wash JJ and chrysanthemums clean,Of course, I didn't mean to wash chrysanthemums directly with water.,I said earlier that this will be incontinent.,But it's not that you don't wash or there will be Xiang's balabala [You are teaching people to write H texts, not teaching people how to deserve it!] 】

↑ This is mainly based on understanding, I believe you all understand, right

(3) Plot

Although it's been said in BG, I still have to reiterate it in BL.,Just meat, no plot can't be called H-text.。 At best, H can only be regarded as an auxiliary plot to promote the plot, and it should not be written as a drama. Elementary school Chinese has taught me to write a thing to explain the cause, process and effect, just the middle H part, why they don't write after doing this, you don't even count as an essay.

2. ↓ Before, end. H of BL, unfinished.

rectify

There are some mistakes in the misunderstanding, and I am very grateful to some gods for pointing out and correcting them, because it is inconvenient for the mobile phone to come out one by one, but you can see it by flipping through the front building or other floors.

(1) From the second BO

The landlord vaguely remembered that it was half an hour, but soon a great god pointed out that it would only take five to ten minutes, and he corrected it here.

(2) Enema

The landlord is not a professional, I don't know so much, and I have to show off my knowledge, I'm really sorry 〒_〒, but the landlord dares to use the festival to guarantee that the chrysanthemum will really want to excrete if he enters too much water, and I once tried it when I was young and ignorant......

(3) Lubrication

It's not that lubricant can only be used Vaseline, the landlord just uses this thing to collectively refer to the lubricant, Vaseline is not the best, but it is absolutely impossible not to use lubrication, here the landlord apologizes to you for his mistakes.

⑥

The landlord is a sister who has never been exploded

2. When popping

⑴

(1) These are two men

Gasping, seduction ♂, seduction ♂, wanting to ♂ capture ♂ ♂, crying ♂, ♂ begging ♂ for mercy, grinding ♂ ♂ ♂ goblin ♂ ♂, all for me to Sinai!! ♂ Damn, these are two men, men! It's not a man and a woman, and it's not a shemale ♂! a man, you call ♂ the bed like a woman, are you still a gentleman, and now a woman can blow you up!

(2) Sleeve

This thing is still good to wear, and it is convenient to clean it up afterwards [beep] liquid will not be everywhere, and it is liquid body size in the small road What should I do if I don't hold it back and pull it...... In one, there is not as much true love as you think now, and the person who looks like a pure person is actually a promiscuous maniac, and the novel just lied to you, so for the sake of your health, you should wear it when you are in ML.

⑵

(1) Do not force X

A man's self-esteem is very strong, and it's good to say that if someone is strong X, a straight man will be depressed for a few days, and he will be as strict as having depression. Of course, if you're writing an S\M abuse article, I have no problem with you writing like that.

(2) Mental activity

Describing psychology is beneficial to driving the plot, for example, Xiao Shou thought a lot (omitted) in ML, and felt that Raider didn't love him, and fled after he finished it, leaving Raider alone and silently haggard [No

↑ In fact, how do you describe the mental activities of attacking the king or Xiaoshou during ML, which is completely linked to the following, so that there can be a plot to write after writing a pop.

That's about that when you pop bang? Forget it, that's it, it's not enough, and then add it.

2. When popping. Finish.

Second, the H of BL, unfinished.

===Split line===

The above is not yet to be continued.

Actually, BL or something, that kind of aesthetic feeling, it's not wrong.

Of course, the H of BOYxBOY, you know that most men are blessed!