“…… Even if I have two hours of international calls, I am not allowed to make other phone calls...... In the middle of the two hours, five beautiful women called me to find me! Damn it...... I can't pick up any of them...... Woowoowoo...... After a while, they ignored me...... Woowoowoooo......oo Uncle Jin, Uncle Jin, you have a sister with you, but I don't...... Woowoowoooo......oo And more importantly......"

With a deafening ringtone, the phone that had just been charged to one percent jumped violently!

"Ouch Niangye......" Zhou Gongzi's face was like a bitter melon, and he grabbed the phone tremblingly, he didn't want to answer, but he didn't dare not answer, so he could only press the answer button......

A cool and domineering female voice on the other end of the phone suddenly burst out: "Little monkey cub! Who are you talking to? It lasted two hours, eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds!! You didn't even call your mother more than a tenth of that!! Sue your mother, which vixen fascinated your little monkey cub like this? ”

Zhou Tong held the mobile phone that was charging like a sweet potato, and complained bitterly.

Friends know that he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and even the black and white impermanence that comes to hook his soul can be pulled by him.

But the only thing he was afraid of was his mother-in-law.

The most important thing just now was not only that five beautiful women called him, but Uncle Jin ordered him not to answer any phone calls, for fear that the international call would be cut off......

What's more, his mother called him five times......

He wanted to take it a long time ago, but when he thought that Uncle Jin was unhappy but wanted to increase the rent for his drama club, he really couldn't afford it, so he could only obediently shrink aside and not take it.

Sure enough, as soon as the phone was hung up, his mother immediately called in a hurry!

"I said Zhou Tong, your butt is itchy, isn't it? Yes? Who exactly are you calling? Tell your mother! Otherwise, I will tell your father to cut off your bread." Watching you act in those dramas that pretend to be ghosts, you can earn you a month's gas money! ”

"Oh Niang, you have a lot of adults, you are Guanyin Niangniang, you spare me, my mobile phone is charging, only one percent of the charge, you are not afraid that the phone call while charging will cause damage to the health of your only handsome baby son, this is said to be a ...... that will grow in the brain after charging and calling for a long time."

"I don't care if your brain grows long? I see that you already have a bag in your brain now, it doesn't matter how many you grow, just cook it and eat it......"

"Mother, it is said that charging and calling will affect that, what, the quality of Jingzi, I won't be able to give you a healthy fat grandson when ......the time comes."

"Yes, I don't expect you to hold my grandson, not to mention that I'm still young, so I don't want to hold my grandson, I told you a hundred times, if you have a baby with a wild woman, raise your own child, don't bother the old lady!!"

"Mother~ Okay~ I'll sue you~ The person who called me for two hours, eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds just now was not a girl, it was a man......"

"I'll wipe Zhou Tong, you monkey cub! Not only the scourge of the girl, but also the man! Why, have you been abandoned by your sister too many times and thrown into the arms of men? Tell your mother, what does it feel like to be with a man? ”

"Mother, I won't really give it to you to charge the phone bill, right......" Zhou Tong wanted to cry without tears, "What, it's not another man, don't think crooked, your son and my sexual orientation are absolutely normal, I don't want to be blown up, that's Uncle Jin, the best and cutest child of someone else's family in your eyes......"

"Jin Ting? Ouch...... It doesn't matter if it's Jin Ting...... Don't say two hours, you don't mind talking to him on the phone for two days, I said you can't learn from him...... People are as big as you, people who do a good job are also handsome, and there are countless stars in seconds when you stand there, you pee on yourself and take care of yourself, what do you wear every day? The hairstyle is also like a lump of Xiang, or a colorful Xiang ......",

"Mother, I knew when I was eight years old that you wished that Jin Ting was born by you!"

"Yo, you're wrong, when you were seven years old, I wished that Jin Ting was born to me!"

"Okay, mother, I'm tired, I'll never love again, goodbye, in vain, sprinkled with Nala ......"

The camera returns to Paris.

Chu Xue looked at Jin Ting, who took it for granted, and warm waves flowed in her heart.

Although this guy has choked poor Zhou Gongzi enough, in the final analysis, it is also to please himself......

"So you turned off the phone because it was hanging there for too long?"

"yes, you think...... It's not easy to hold on for two hours, who called a funny nerd to think I was missing, and kept beating and beating and beating and beating...... It's very power-hungry, do you know ......"

"That'...... People are worried about you......"

"What are you worried about me? Do you think I'm as funny as you are? Do you know how well I know the Seine? Do you know how many houses here are mine? Don't talk about going out and making a phone call, even if I lie on the street in the middle of the night and spend the night, no one will dare to touch me! ”

"I know you're very powerful...... Chu Xue's thin voice is like a spoiled kitten, "but you're amazing, and I don't have to worry about you, and it doesn't contradict you...... Women are always worried about men...... How important a man is to her, how worried she will be...... Because no matter how mature and successful a man is, in the eyes of women, he is an ignorant child...... I'm always afraid that he won't be full, too tired, sick, and lost......"

Jin Ting hugged her waist: "Your love words are getting more and more beautiful." ”

"Hmph." Thinking of the black history that Mr. Jin didn't react to at all after saying that love words by the Seine River just now, Chu Xue couldn't help but pout, "Anyway, what I just said is not good, anyway, you didn't react at all, anyway, countless girls have told you, it's not unusual at all......"

Jin Ting looked at her, tapped the tip of her nose with his finger, and smiled secretly: "Which sentence?" ”

"If you don't remember, forget it, don't say good things a second time."

"Okay, okay, if you don't say it, I'll tell you...... Isn't it 'some people say that falling in love with a city is really just about loving the person who walks the streets together...... Because of him, he smiled and fell into ......'......"

Chu Xue's face flushed slightly, tilted her head, and snorted: "So you still remember." ”

"Of course I remember, how can I not remember if I am so numb!"

[Author's digression]: The long-lost Zhou Gongzi appeared again, Tao Tao is so happy, and Tao Tao likes Zhou Gongzi so much

Foresee, Zhou Gongzi will return to the theme of the story next week, and the comic story between him and the female man Dongdong will also be officially launched, think about it, and be a little excited~