Chapter 141: Zhou Hu's Great Oolong 2

Zhou Hu wiped his eyes and found that the humanoid creature in front of him looked so much like Brother Ergou? And you see how powerful people are, just a shout shocked the two fierce male boars. Could it be that this is the ghost of Brother Ergou? Why else would it be so powerful?

Thinking of this, Zhou Hu's tears flowed even more vigorously, and he shouted sadly: "Is the second dog brother in front?" You saw that your brother was in danger and deliberately came back from the west, right? Wow...... Brother two dogs, three donkeys miss you! ”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Hu cried even more, and several animals were sad, and Zhou Yu changed color because of it.

"Three donkeys, are you hysterical? What's the call for blind screaming in broad daylight? made my brother's heart sour. Zhou Yu really couldn't stand his brother's ghost crying wolf, so he asked out loud.

"Brother Ergou, you died so wronged, how could you let two wild boars take their lives away? Don't worry, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will kill these two wild boars to avenge you, and I will eat their flesh and drink their blood. ”

Zhou Yu really can't stand it, this kid is not normal now, how can he curse people to die in broad daylight? So when he came to Zhou Hu's approach, he raised his big foot and kicked this kid's ass, almost kicking Zhou Hu on his back.

Although he was kicked, Zhou Hu was not angry at all, Brother Ergou is Brother Ergou, even if he becomes a ghost, he likes to kick himself so much. Hey, no, doesn't it mean that ghosts are disembodied? Why can the second dog brother's ghost clearly feel the big feet in his back ass when he kicks himself? Damn, could it be that I really have a super oolong?

Thinking of this, this guy hurriedly stretched out his big hand and rubbed it on Zhou Yu's face for a while, feeling that it was indeed human flesh. So this guy hugged Zhou Yu. cried with joy: "Brother Ergou, you are still alive." It's just wonderful. It's so good, I thought you were traveling west. ”

Zhou Yu picked his ears angrily and asked, "What is Journey to the West?" ”

"Traveling to the west with a crane?"

"Holy. Three donkeys, you think it's quite romantic, and you still ride the crane to the west? Brother, I can't enjoy this kind of benefit even if I really hang up, how can Lord Yama be willing to get a crane for me to ride? ”

Also, I said, why did you curse me to death in broad daylight? Brother has just had a good life, and he still wants to enjoy the fairy blessings forever, don't curse me anymore. Tell me what's going on. ”

Next, Zhou Hu told Zhou Yu what had just happened one by one, and made Zhou Yu, who was extremely depressed, laugh at him.

After that, he led Zhou Hu to the courtyard and called the five animals to him. With a serious expression, he said to the five animals: "Big Red and Two Red, Toothless Rabbit, Spotted and Fighting Chicken." You have shown me a good look, this guy is your second uncle Zhou Hu, you have to be respectful when you see him in the future, do you know it? ”

Zhou Hu, who still had tears on his face, pursed his lips disdainfully, and said with extreme contempt in his heart: "Brother Ergou is just able to fix the Western scenery, he was just killed by himself once, and now he is starting to fool himself again, can these five animals still understand human speech?" Pretend, you can pretend it for me. ”

After Zhou Yu finished speaking, the five animals surrounded Zhou Hu at once. That's called a passion, Da Hong Erhong is even more shy with a pig face that is almost about to smile and arch the trouser legs of the second uncle Zhou Hu, that is called a harmony, that is called a friendliness! Spotted and the battle chicken also rushed towards Zhou Hu. That enthusiasm almost melted Zhou Hu.

Zhou Hu was frightened by the enthusiasm of these guys, and took two steps back tremblingly. Could it be that these guys are all successful? Damn, this cleverness is a fight against Dead Flowers!

Zhou Hu glanced at the one who didn't show any signs and was all dark. The black rabbit with a round belly secretly said in his heart: "Damn it." Finally, there is only one normal point. But what are the second dog brothers doing in front of a rabbit? ”

Thinking of this, Zhou Hu asked, "Brother Ergou, I have known Banban for a long time." When did you get such a smart boar and a big again? It's amazing, it's amazing.

But there's one thing I still don't understand, to say that those animals are a little too clever, and it's not bad for you to keep them, but what are you doing with this black rabbit? Seeing that it's still quite fat, why don't we kill it and eat meat? Look at its black skin, slippery and slippery, take it to the tanner's shop, maybe you can make a leather pants to wear, and in the winter, if you wear such a leather pants, it will ensure that the crotch is warm like spring. ”

The more Zhou Hu spoke, the more he said, and then he couldn't help rubbing his crotch, as if he was fantasizing about the feeling of wearing leather pants made of rabbit skin.

Zhou Yu had a black line, and was about to speak, but he coldly saw the toothless rabbit jumping into Zhou Hu's arms with a vertical jump, and Zhou Hu couldn't help but catch it with his hand.

At this time, Zhou Hu couldn't be surprised, and looked at this rabbit that looked like a monkey, not to mention, this little guy squinted his eyes and closed his mouth The little cute appearance was so cute, Zhou Hu was captured by the toothless rabbit all of a sudden.

Seeing that the little black rabbit was so cute, Zhou Hu also dispelled the idea of eating the rabbit's head, and reached out to touch it. At this moment, the little black rabbit suddenly grinned at Zhou Hu with a three-petal mouth, and the originally delicate and cute little face instantly became extremely ugly, especially when the three-petal mouth was still baring its teeth, it was called a horror.

"Hell!" Zhou Hu screamed, pulled the back legs of the toothless rabbit and threw it into the sky, and then hurriedly ran to Zhou Yu, his body still trembling.

Zhou Yu felt that his brain was instantly bigger several times, damn, there is no one who is worry-free between this person and the rabbit, you said that the three donkeys are too, even if they are scared, they can't throw people into the sky? If you really break the toothless rabbit, you won't be distressed to death?

So he hurriedly pulled Zhou Hu and his brothers to catch the fallen toothless rabbit, but when the two looked up, the sky was extremely blue, and there was not even a rabbit hair.

The two brothers stared at each other, they were really a little hairy at this time, could it be that this dead rabbit would also trick himself into nothing? If not, where can a live rabbit of that size go?

Zhou Yu inadvertently looked behind Zhou Hu's position just now, and found a black rabbit hanging on the branch of an old pine tree. stabbed Zhou Hu, and the brothers hurriedly trotted to the tree, and saw the two front paws of the open-toothed rabbit clutching a branch, and its body was still swaying up and down with the branch.

Seeing that the master was coming, the Toothless Rabbit showed an aggrieved expression, and kicked his hind legs a few times in protest.

Zhou Yu didn't say a word, and quickly climbed the tree to rescue the open-toothed rabbit, and gently touched the smooth fur a few times to make it gradually calm down.

Although he was frightened by the Toothless Rabbit, Zhou Hu is now convinced and admired, the second dog brother is the second dog brother, such a demonic animal can also get it, damn, it is guilty to disobey the master.

Next, Zhou Hu told Zhou Yu the purpose of entering the mountain this time. I heard that Boss Liu is going to Zhoujia Village tomorrow to see the forest frog, Zhou Yu knows that this matter is not sloppy, if the big boss from the provincial capital that Boss Liu said takes a fancy to the resources of Zhoujia Village, and the villagers can make a profit, then this year will definitely be a bumper harvest year.

Zhou Yu couldn't care about the matter of Pheasant Ridge at this time, and after explaining to the five animals, he and Zhou Hu hurriedly went down the mountain.

Because the distinguished guests were coming, Zhou Yu took Zhou Hu and did not go back to his home, but came directly to Zhou Hu's house to find the third uncle Zhou Dingbang, and asked him to send someone to Xiaowangzhuang immediately to find his uncle Wang Zhijiang to get some game back, and he must send it back before ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

Since Zhou Yu came back, Zhou Dingbang has never seen his nephew so serious, and he knows that the guests who will come tomorrow cannot be small, so he immediately went out to find villagers who have relatives in the mountains to go to Xiaowangzhuang.

Then Zhou Yu pretended to say goodbye to Zhou Hu, saying that he was going to get a dragon carp back in the pond of Pheasant Ridge, and Zhou Hu was going to follow, but Zhou Yu refused.

Less than an hour later, Zhou Yu returned to his house with a big red dragon carp, and found his parents, mother, and grandfather waiting for him at home. Quickly put the dragon carp into the water tank, and Zhou Yu sat down and chatted with the three elders.

The next morning, Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu drove to the town to wait for Liu Yunfei's arrival.

Finally, when it was close to ten o'clock, Liu Yunfei and his entourage rushed to Taiping Town and found Zhou Yu through mobile phone contact.

Seeing a Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicle and a medium-sized container truck parked on the side of the road, the brothers hurriedly got out of the van, and at this time the two of them also got out of the Mercedes-Benz.

The first Liu Yunfei brothers naturally recognized it, followed by a fat man in his forties, this fat man was really rich enough, with a white face, two bright eyes, a T-shirt and big pants, and a pair of cloth shoes with mille-feuille soles. If you want to say that this dress is really not a rich person, but now rich people know the truth that wealth does not show wealth, so it is really a little unreasonable to judge a person's identity from his outfit.

Zhou Yu warmly shook hands with Liu Yunfei, "Brother Liu, welcome, welcome, in fact, when a big boss like you has nothing to do, he should go to the countryside or the mountains to soothe his mood and breathe fresh air at the same time." We don't dare to say anything else in our village, but if we want to say that the scenery and air quality are absolutely good. By the way, Brother Liu, don't you introduce this boss to the younger brother? ”

Liu Yunfei smiled bitterly and shook his head, damn it didn't take time to be bored with this stinky boy, and when we met, you kept talking, is it my turn to speak?

But these words are just thinking about it in my heart, not to mention that he still recognizes Zhou Yu's personality very much, if he were to replace him, he would never be so open-minded as this kid.

"Two Brother Zhou, this is my good friend Liu Dingshan that I mentioned to you, nicknamed Liu Sanpao, you can just call him Brother Sanpao, hahaha

Zhou Yu and his brothers were a little hesitant, and they were embarrassed to shout. Liu Dingshan helplessly spread his hands and said to Brother Zhou Yu: "Hello two Brother Zhou, look, this is the consequence of making bad friends, the first time we met, my nickname was leaked, so you must not make such friends in the future." ”

"Haha Listening to what this Liu Sanpao said interestingly, several people laughed. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )