The audience burst into laughter, Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue, who were sitting on Niu Eryi's left and right, didn't do much, and they weren't even aunts who were cold, but they didn't take these sensitive words seriously. Just smiled along. However, Shui Ling'er next to her blushed, and hurriedly lowered her head and pretended to tease Niu Er's son. The calf's ears were plugged, but it was really happy, and he didn't sleep in Shui Ling'er's arms, but rolled his two big eyes and looked at the stage vigorously. Needless to say, he will also be a little pervert in the future.

The performance on the stage continues to be male: I broke the news with everyone, there are many two-person actors who are one-on-one, and they are all two people! However, my partner and I are not two people!

F: Yes! We're just partners, not two people!

M: But we slept together!

The woman pointed to the pool who shouted the most under the stage and said: Go! Who's sleeping with you? Don't talk so nonsense! If you say that, the big brother next to you shouldn't be happy! Hey!

M: How? Do you want to sleep with your big brother for the night?

F: I have that thought, but I'm afraid that the eldest sister next to me will beat me! Hehe!

"Good! Tip! Fifty! The Chi boss suddenly stood up, pulled out a fifty yuan bill and shouted.

"Nima! It's really pretending! Niu Er scolded in a low voice!

"Hey! What does it matter to us if people have money! Let's watch the show! It's rare for a few of us to come out today, don't make trouble! Guan Min'er pulled the corner of Niu Er's clothes and said softly.

M: Thank you! Thank you! I'll let her sleep with you at night! Ha Lu Ha!

There are service people who have already taken the money in the past.

The actor said: Let me tell you, it's not easy for the two of us to become actors. Especially with the development of society now, it is not easy to perform in any theater now.

F: Why is it not easy?

M: Unspoken rules! You've all heard of this term by now, right? The two of us have unspoken rules in this industry!

F: Did you meet it? Who gave you the unspoken rules? Hee-hee!

M: I'm ...... I look like this, I want to be uncovered, but no one cares about me. I'll tell you, but don't say I said it, never! Can't say I said it!

F: What's the matter? Is it still mysterious?

M: Hey, hey! Audience friends, after you finish watching our show, you must pay attention to the pair of partners who come up behind! That pair is a couple of two, both good-looking, talented and beautiful! Much better than the two of us!

F: Who said that I am pretty too!

M: You listen to me, but the two of them can't sleep together every day! You see, we're not two partners, but we sleep together every day. They are two people, but it's hard to sleep together!

F: How do you know the way? Nonsense!

M: Hey, hey! I'll tell you, I met it yesterday. Yesterday, I went to the owner of this big theater to talk about today's performance, and as soon as I arrived at the door of someone's office, I saw the man squatting at the door wiping his tears! I went over and asked: What's wrong with you, is the boss not letting you perform here?

The kid said, "No!" Someone else performs for fifty yuan a performance, and the boss gives me two hundred!

I said, "Then why are you crying?" Happy tears still?

The boy shook his head and said nothing. At this moment, his wife came out of the office, and she was still tying her clothes while coming out! I understood at a glance that this is how the 200 yuan came from!

At this moment, the stage director came, and the stage director was a woman. At a glance, I saw that the silly boy was handsome, and waved his hand and said: You! Come in with me!

This kid inexplicably followed the female director into her office. Half an hour later, the kid came out with his pants on.

I asked, "What are you doing in there?" What did she say? How many games do you have to rank?

The kid said again: It doesn't matter how many shows there are, but my performance fee has risen to two hundred and five!

"Oh.........!" Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter in the audience!

"Good! Good! Tipping ...... Hundred! Mr. Chi stood up again, holding a hundred-yuan bill, and shouted.

"Nima! This son of a bitch! Niu Er stretched out his hand and pulled out two hundred-yuan bills, and was about to stand up.

"What are you doing? You can't spend it like this if you have money! Wait a minute, take the money to buy a dress for Shui Ling'er or something! Ling'er shows you that her son is tired! Guan Min'er stretched out her hand and grabbed the hundred-yuan bill in the cow's second-hand hand and said.

Shui Ling'er blushed, glanced at Niu Er, and lowered her head.

Next, the two people on the stage sang a little hat, and then talked about something else! It amused the audience to applaud and applaud one after another. The pool in front of him always rewarded one after another. Later, when he saw the scene of the actors on the stage pushing and pulling, he directly put his hand into the arms of the woman next to him, and the proud ghost screamed a few times!

Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue leaned on Niu Er's arms one by one, and when they heard the meat jokes on the stage, their faces flushed. It's even more beautiful. Niu Er was proud for a while, hugged left and right, two super beauties! Nima! It doesn't get any better than that!

Shui Ling'er hugged Niu Er's son in her arms, hiding a burst of heartbeat. Now I know why my parents didn't let her look at things before.

The performance finally ended, and everyone walked out one after another. Because they were in the front row, now they are walking behind the most. I just sat there and waited for the crowd to disperse. Suddenly, Mr. Chi hugged the woman and kissed while turning around and wanted to go out, and when he turned around, he suddenly saw Niu Er holding two women, and they were two stunning beauties! Looking back at my woman, I usually feel very good-looking, but now I am so much worse than others! Eyes of envy and jealousy were cast.

"Humph!" Niu Er was awesome this time, and deliberately made a smug form, hugged Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue tighter, got up and walked out. Shui Ling'er hurriedly followed behind with the calf in her arms.

As soon as I walked out of the gate of the theater, the strong sunlight outside suddenly blinded. A few people got used to it, turned and walked towards their cars.

"Sir! Give Love Hope Project Fundraiser, I hope you can give a love! Suddenly, a beautiful voice came.

Niu Er turned around and saw that there were two tables and a banner on the side of the road. It turned out to be a fundraiser for Project Hope! Several girls dressed as students braved the scorching sun to advertise to the crowd passing by the roadside.

"Let's donate some!" Guan Min'er suddenly took Niu Er's hand and said.

"Hmm!" Niu Er answered, took out two hundred-yuan bills and walked over.

"Sir! Donate to Project Hope! On behalf of the children who cannot afford to go to school, we thank you! Suddenly, a girl greeted Niu Er and the Mr. Chi behind them, and said with a smile.

"Fuck off! Cha! Who knows if you are a liar! Mr. Chi yelled angrily.