Chapter 343: Three Doesn't Like 2
The gang was chatting lively, and after a while, Lao Cao was left with the three women's army chattering there, and Zhou Yu and his brothers had already run to the three statues to look and touch.
Touching the pieces of iron on the three dissimilarities, and looking at the shape of the three dislike styles, the brothers once again saw the strength of Lao Cao.
"What's the matter, two brothers, my brother is good enough, right?"
Seeing Zhou Yu and his brothers looking vigorously around their car, Lao Cao shyly showed off his stomach.
"I said Brother Cao, your car is not only awesome, it is simply an artifact! Look at this streamline, this shape, and this palm-thick piece of iron, it's just, I'll tell me what to say, it's just rare in the universe, and there is no one on the earth! Zhou Hu endured the stomach pain and said.
"Damn, did you talk like that? I don't know how to praise my brother two sentences? How easy the fuck was it for me to drive it here, so it didn't break my arm. "You want me to praise you? I said Lao Cao, we have to have a little conscience, why do you praise me for this thing? I won't talk about this shape, just talk about your car wagon, almost all of which are palm-thick iron pieces welded together, why are you afraid of being blown up by shells? Also, look at your car seat, how can it be welded with an iron plate? And you don't know how to put a mat on the road, so you don't think it's too much?
"Get out of here, do you know what's going on? Isn't the most important thing about driving a car safe? Who the hell would dare to hit me when I got on the road? Tell you, there hasn't been a car accident since my brother drove this car. ”
Zhou Yu had already covered his face at this time, and he really didn't have the courage to look at Lao Cao again. Who would dare to stick it on this car? Isn't that why you're not happy?
At this time, Liu Juan'er and Qingqing Xiaoxiao also came over, watching the three men around the car. Liu Qingqing couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, and said to Lao Cao with a smile: "Brother Cao." Where did you buy this car? It's just so unusual. ”
After Qingqing finished speaking, Zhou Yu, Zhou Hu and Xiaoxiao hurriedly pricked up their ears. At this time, they are also curious about this question to death.
Lao Cao smiled and said to Qingqing: "Sister Qingqing, if someone asks me what's wrong, I have to fool him, but if you ask Brother Cao, you can't help but tell the truth."
You also know that Brother Cao is just a seed seller, and he doesn't have much money in his hands, but I also blush when I see others driving cars. One day I came here to buy seeds and said that their garage had two cars that were about to be scrapped, and although this thing was going to be scrapped, no one cared about driving our Gada in the town or on the village road, so I was tempted. And the boy went to the repair shop he was talking about.
The boss had a similar hairstyle as me, and he was bald, but he was very cheerful, so I paid 3,000 yuan to buy one. But the car was so bad that the engine broke down after a month of driving, so I went to the boss and asked him to fix it. Who knows, the boss opened it and looked at it a few times, saying that the engine could not be repaired, and let me sell scrap iron directly.
Big sister, it was bought for 3,000 yuan, do you think I can bear to sell scrap iron? So I went to that car shop every day to grind, and the boss at the end of the day couldn't stand being rubbed by me. I bought a tractor engine from the scrapyard and put it on the car for me.
I'm not picky, it doesn't matter what kind of engine it is, just drive the car. But think about it, how much horsepower does a tractor engine have? That thing is used to turn the floor. As a result, it is now installed on a car, do you say it is okay?
You don't know what to do, Qingqing girl, when I sat in the car and stepped on the accelerator lightly, even the car and people suddenly rushed out of the road, and directly hit the telephone pole in front of me.
It's nothing to bump into it. But as soon as this car got on the road, I added a little bit of throttle, and guess what. I felt like the man and the car were in the clouds, and the body was shaking vigorously. Oh, my mom scared me out of the way.
Later, when I saw that this was not possible, I went to the shop and asked them to add weight to my car, and the bald boss asked me for a thousand dollars with red eyes, and my car became like this the next day.
Later, I realized that the dead bald head of the relationship was quite real, and I used my 1,000 yuan to buy all the iron pieces and weld them to the body, and I also fucking welded my seat to the iron plate, and even the car door was welded to death. ”
After Lao Cao finished spitting on the stars, he found that there were only Qingqing and Liu Juan'er in front of him, but the condition of these two people was not very good, and they all closed their mouths and covered their stomachs and endured bitterly. As for Zhou Yu, the brothers and the little girl called the little girl had already run to the big tree at the head of the bridge and laughed, and Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu, the two little bastards, stomped their feet while laughing.
Lao Cao spread his hands helplessly at Qingqing and Liu Juan'er, and said sympathetically: "Juan'er, Qingqing girl, you don't have to endure it, just laugh if you want to." ”
"Giggles!" Qingqing and Liu Juan'er couldn't hold back any longer, and stood in place holding their stomachs and laughing.
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Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu both laughed and sobbed, and supported each other to come to Lao Cao, Zhou Yu covered his stomach and asked, "I said Brother Cao, that means you spent four thousand yuan to get such a three-dislike?" Well, in fact, you are not a loss, not to mention that you can still drive this car, even if you sell scrap iron for more than 2,000 yuan now.
By the way, what's the name of the guy who modified this car? This is a master, if you see it in the future, you have to worship it. ”
"Well, that guy is indeed a master, if I can get a brand on this car, I still want to apply for the Guinness World Record, where do you say I can find this car? Haha
By the way, brother, if you want to say that your old Zhou family is a fucking genius, I won't say what happened to you and the three donkeys, everyone is recognized as not a thing. But the owner of the car shop, who is not a thing than the two of you, is also surnamed Zhou, and it seems that his name is Zhou Biao, and the workers call him Brother Biao in private. ”
"I'll go~"
Brother Zhou Yu and his brother Zhou Yu are looking up to Brother Da Biao at this time, gods!
"Hey, I said two brothers, you two won't know that Biao brother, right?"
"Oh, old Cao, why are you talking? Could it be that the surname Zhou is the same family as us? We don't know who that Brother Biao is, but I believe that I can change the car like this, and I believe that he is also the best among the people, admire and admire! ”
Zhou Hu didn't dare to admit that his brothers knew Zhou Dabiao at this time, or Lao Cao would be able to bite him to death. But it's also impossible to let yourself speak ill of Big Biao in front of outsiders.
"Well, I'll believe you kid for the time being, but if I know that your kid lied in the future, I won't grind you into a psychopath."
Zhou Yu's brothers suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, if Lao Cao grinded himself in front of him all day long, it would definitely be the most terrifying thing in the world, it seemed that he would have to think of a way to fool this matter in the future.
Since everyone has received it, they can't always stay at the bridge, so Zhou Yu took Lao Cao and his wife and two girls to his house. This is also at the request of Qingqing and Lao Cao. As for Qingqing's thoughts, it is naturally self-evident, she must be with Zhou Yu in her life, although the matter is not public now, but since she has come to the village, she is always upset not to visit her grandfather and future parents-in-law.
Not to mention Lao Cao, although this guy is very arrogant, but how can he not know how good Zhou Yu is to him? This is the first time I came to Zhoujia Village, how could I not go to see the elders? Otherwise, will you still have a face in the future?
When they arrived at the door of their homes, Mr. Wang Yunhai and Zhou Dingguo were watering the vegetable patch. Seasonal vegetables such as leeks, celery, and cucumbers are no longer available in the field, and new Chinese cabbage, radish, autumn beans, and snow red are planted.
These vegetables are very common but very important, and they depend on them for eating vegetables in the northern countryside from the beginning of winter to April of the next year, so you must not grow blind.
Seeing her son and nephew leading several people into the yard, Wang Guilan hurriedly wiped her hands and went over to greet her, and when she saw Qingqing and Xiao Xiao behind the brothers, she was even more motherly. (To be continued......)