Chapter 64: It Turns Out to Be Because Of This
Yan Xiaokai saw that Ximen Yaoming nodded, and his expression softened a little, but he still asked lightly: "Ximen Yaoming, if you really don't want to, you can say it directly, you know, I am a very democratic person, and I will never rape other people's will." ”
Simon Yaoming wants to cry without tears, is he really willing? Wang Bagui and Sun Er were stunned before they were willing. But did he dare to say no? If he wants to say no, will he still live?
Therefore, even if he is not happy with a thousand or ten thousand, he can only accept rape with a smile!
Ximen Yaoming was indeed laughing, but that laughter was exactly the same as crying, "Brother, I do!" ”
Yan Xiaokai asked lightly: "Are you really willing?" Don't be reluctant, as the saying goes, if you don't give up, there is no happiness if you are reluctant. ”
Ximen Yaoming covered his conscience and said continuously: "I am willing, I am too willing, saddle your brother before and after the horse, and serve the work of dogs and horses, it is a blessing that I have cultivated in eight lifetimes, how can I not want it!" ”
Yan Xiaokai also laughed, "Since that's the case, then okay!" It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, go to work today, no problem, right? ”
Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "No problem, no problem." ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Well, that's really a coincidence, I have something I want to find someone to do now!" ”
Will you support me right away? Are you really using chicken feathers as arrows?
Ximen Yaoming had a deep grudge in his heart, but thinking of his two highly poisonous arms, he could only smile and say in the end: "Brother, what do you have to do, just tell me." If I can do it, I will definitely go to the soup and fire, and I will not give up! ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and corrected him: "You should say, as long as it's my business, if you can't do it, you will have to stick a knife in both sides." ”
Ximen Yaoming had no choice but to make a gesture of generosity, "Okay, insert the knife, insert the knife." ”
Yan Xiao smiled, "Don't worry, you don't need to stick a knife in this matter, for you, it's even as simple as snot flowing to the corners of your mouth and licking it with your tongue." ”
Ximen Yaoming said: "That...... What is it? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "We have a Dean Fan Jianfan in the Police Academy, do you know the way?" ”
"It's that dead fat man, old slut, I know the way...... Ximen Yaoming said with a grin, but when he came into contact with Yan Xiaokai's unkind eyes, he hurriedly changed his words: "Dean Fan, I know the way." ”
Yan Xiaokai continued: "Dean Fan has a son named Fan Jue......
Ximen Yaoming shook his head, "I really don't know about this." ”
Yan Xiaokai said unhappily: "What are you talking about, I haven't finished talking yet!" ”
Ximen Yaoming's expression was furious, and he hurriedly said: "Brother, you say, you say!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Fan Jue Normal University has just graduated and wants to work in the Education Bureau, you can do it for me." ”
Ximen Yaoming was stunned, pointed to himself and asked, "Me?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Yes, you do it, and you have to do it." Otherwise...... Hehe, your brother will be very angry, the consequences, you know the truth yourself! ”
Ximen Yaoming looked at the harmless smile on his face, and somehow felt creepy, and hurriedly agreed: "Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it." Guaranteed, surely, done well! ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, and said as he walked inside, "You can do it." ”
Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "Brother, wait a minute, wait a minute, I can do things, but this poisonous ...... on my body"
Yan Xiaokai stopped, "Your business, when the matter I handed over to you is done, let's talk about it!" ”
Ximen Yaoming said: "But ......"
Yan Xiaokai said a little impatiently: "Isn't what I said clear enough?" ”
Ximen Yaoming was sprayed with a face, so he had to hang his head in a daze, and after standing for a while, he walked helplessly to the intersection......
When Yan Xiaokai walked into the courtyard, he found that Bi Yuntao was nervously leaning behind the door and peeping, "Brother Tao, what are you doing?" ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I'm afraid that guy will bully you." ”
Yan Xiao smiled, "Don't worry, he can't bully me, but only by me." Because from today onwards, he will be my driver and attendant. ”
"Huh?" Bi Yuntao was taken aback, "What's going on?" ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said lightly, "Not much, he volunteered." ”
Bi Yuntao said with some concern: "Xiao Kai, this guy is not a good thing, you better get closer to him, so as not to get into his way." ”
Although Yan Xiaokai was completely sure that Ximen Yaoming would not dare to play any tricks, he also knew that Bi Yuntao said this purely for his own good, so he nodded and said, "Okay, Brother Tao, I will be careful." How's your tree dug up? ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I'm patronizing and staring at Ximen Yaoming, and I haven't started digging yet!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Then I'll help you." ”
Bi Yuntao nodded with a smile, "Cheng, although you can't help at all, it's better than nothing to have someone to keep you company." ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
The two of them were busy, dividing labor and cooperating, one digging and the other shoveling.
However, this tree is really not so easy to dig, the soil is not only strong, but also contains sand and gravel, hoeing is laborious, shoveling soil is not easy, before an hour the two of them are already stinky sweat.
After digging for a while, the two finally stopped to rest.
After wiping his face, Bi Yuntao sighed: "It seems that this migrant worker's work is really not suitable for us to do!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Your kid has been pampered at home since he was a child, and he must not be used to it." ”
Bi Yuntao said with disdain: "How much better can you be than me?" If you want to do farm work, you are not as good as your sister! ”
Yan Xiaokai thought of the hard-working, simple, and thrifty sister in his memory, and couldn't help but smile on his face, and said to Bi Yuntao: "Then are you comparable to your sister?" ”
Bi Yuntao smiled, and then said very obscenely: "Hey, I think if you don't do this, you don't want this eldest lady to spend the school, and I won't chase the class flower, you marry my sister, I marry your sister, and our two families can change relatives." ”
Yan Xiaokai scolded: "Die." ”
Bi Yuntao was stunned, "You don't want to marry my sister?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Even if I marry your sister, I won't let my sister marry you." My sister is still a child! ”
"Phew!" Bi Yuntao sneered and said: "I can have a child, but what about a child?" ”
Yan Xiaokai raised the shovel and pointed at him: "Mention my sister again, I'm in a hurry with you!" ”
Bi Yuntao pouted, "Cheng, if you don't mention it, don't mention it, don't mention my sister in the future, don't ask me if she has a boyfriend, and don't come to my house, if I find out that you are still peeking at her bathing, I will definitely not be finished with you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
The two talked nonsense for a while, Bi Yuntao looked into the room, and then lowered his voice and said, "Hey, where is the school girl?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Isn't she in the house?" ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I know that she is in the house, but it's been a long time, why doesn't she come out?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "What are you doing here?" Could it be that you still expect her to help you? ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I didn't want her to help, I mean, at least she will bring us a cup of tea and a piece of water or something." There are men of their own who are busy outside, but women are hiding in the house and ignoring them. ”
Yan Xiaokai smiled and said, "You expect her to bring you tea and water?" Hey, unless the sun hits Simon and comes out! ”
Bi Yuntao pouted and said, "It's so not like a woman?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said a little helplessly: "When she is like a woman, she is more feminine than a woman, and when she is not like a woman, she is more than a man." So don't be whimsical, if she can ignore you and let you dig here, you're going to snicker! ”
Bi Yuntao said vigorously: "Cut, this house is yours, I dug your corner, and it's not hers, what opinion can she have!" ”
Yan Xiaokai sighed and said: "Brother Tao, although the property right of this house is said to be in my name, I did pay her money, and that money is indeed earned by my ability, but ...... I always feel sick in my heart. ”
Bi Yuntao was stunned for a moment, "What an uncomfortable method, let's hear it." ”
Yan Xiaokai thought about it seriously and said, "It's just a bit of a feeling of borrowing chickens to lay eggs." ”
Bi Yuntao nudged him, "Come on, the chicken laid an egg in your hand and called an egg, but in her hand, the egg was also thrown away by her as, what are you embarrassed about, what is uncomfortable." If you want to change me, I don't have so many ideas, what should be mine is mine, what's so hypocritical, we're not girls! ”
Yan Xiaokai pursed his lips and said nothing more, because Bi Yuntao obviously couldn't understand his feelings.
When Bi Yuntao was about to say something, Zheng Peilin came out of it, holding a teapot and two cups in her hands, obviously bringing water to the two of them.
Yan Xiaokai was puzzled, raised his eyes and glanced at the sky.
Bi Yuntao took the opportunity to taunt and said: "Xiao Kai, has the sun come out of the West Gate?" ”
Yan Xiaokai made a big face and stopped squeaking.
Zheng Peilin walked up with a teapot, poured a cup of tea, and handed it to Bi Yuntao, "Brother Tao, if you're thirsty, drink some water." ”
Bi Yuntao was a little flattered and hurriedly took it, "Hey, okay, okay, I'll come by myself, just come by myself!" ”
After Zheng Peilin handed over the tea, she said: "Brother Tao, let's eat at home at noon, just now I called the Shide Good Restaurant and asked them to send a table of banquets at noon." ”
Bi Yuntao said: "This, how embarrassing is this? ”
Zheng Peilin smiled: "What's embarrassing, and I've already called." ”
As she spoke, Zheng Peilin picked up another cup and poured a full cup of tea.
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly stretched out his hand and wanted to take the tea.
Who knew that after Zheng Peilin poured the tea, she leaned to her lips and drank it.
Yan Xiaokai's outstretched hand was stuck there, looking so embarrassed.
Zheng Peilin turned a blind eye, drank the tea, and said to Bi Yuntao: "Brother Tao, I'm going to be busy first, and I have to clean up the house today, so that someone won't always say that I don't look like a woman." ”
Bi Yuntao looked at Yan Xiaokai, who looked embarrassed, and said with a forced smile: "Okay, good, you're busy, you're busy!" ”
Zheng Peilin nodded, and then twisted her willow waist and swayed into the house.
Bi Yuntao looked at her back, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and muttered: "What a woman who is Peugeot, she is simply the best among women, Xiaokai, you even said that she is not like a woman." ”
Yan Xiaokai was speechless, smiled bitterly, picked up the shovel and said, "Don't be chattering, hurry up and work." ”
Bi Yuntao also hurriedly picked up the hoe and walked up, and after picking up the hoe, he stopped and said: "Hey, if you don't do this, let's change it, you give me the school flower, and I will give you the class flower." How? ”
Yan Xiaokai looked at him very lovelessly, "Brother Tao, please don't be so bad at women?" ”
Bi Yuntao shouted repeatedly: "What's wrong with me, what's wrong with me, what's wrong with me?" ”
Zheng Peilin poked her head out of the house and said, "Brother Tao, are you hungry?" Then I'll urge them to hurry up and deliver the food. ”
Bi Yuntao and Yan Xiaokai: "......"