Chapter 5 The Cousin Who Has All Evil in the Family 2
After three or four minutes, there was still no sign of opening the door, and the sound inside was becoming more and more ecstatic, but Lin Zijie was already a little impatient at this time, and even a little angry.
"Cousin, I beg you, can you stop doing it, hurry up and come out, am I about to be suffocated by urine?"
Lin Zijie held his junior brother with both hands, holding it hard, after a minute, this time, Lin Zijie couldn't hold it back, and now it's too late to find a toilet elsewhere.
"No matter, cousin, don't blame me!"
Lin Zijie was about to knock on the door to urge, but when he raised his hand to pat the toilet door, who knew that the toilet door was opened.
Immediately afterwards, "Ah ......" sounded a panicked startling sound, Lin Zijie's cousin Qin Xue, wrapped in a white bath towel, looked at the cousin standing outside the door, as if she had seen a ghost, she was so frightened that she hurriedly took a step back, and then she didn't know what fell from her bath towel and smashed on Lin Zijie's shoes.
There was movement in the shoes, Lin Zijie froze for a moment, subconsciously looked down at the bottom, and then the whole person was stunned?
Oh, my God! What a big cucumber?
Lin Zijie exclaimed, this cucumber is about fifteen or sixteen centimeters long, about four or five centimeters in diameter, and there are spiny tumors on it, it is really long and thick, Lin Zijie is speechless evilly, I didn't expect that the women in this world are the same as the women on the earth, they all like cucumbers, and they are all special artifacts for women?
Qin Xue also lowered her head, looked at the cucumber that had just fallen to the ground due to fright, and looked at her cousin standing in front of her, the whole person seemed to be dyed, the blush buried her cheeks, ears, and neck, and she was ashamed and just wanted to find a piece of tofu to die.
It's a shame. She lowered her head, her heartbeat was pounding and accelerating, the five fingers of her hands were pinched for a while, and she didn't dare to look at Lin Zijie in a panic.
Lin Zijie came back to his senses after being shocked, and looked at Qin Xue who was panicked, and he didn't have time to pay attention to her at this time, because he was so anxious that he was really going to pee his crotch if he didn't launch.
Seeing Qin Xue standing at the door of the toilet, Lin Zijie hurriedly said, "Cousin, come out quickly, I'll go to the side station, I can't hold it back?" ”
Qin Xue was still at a loss, hearing this, she lowered her head and walked out of the toilet door, Lin Zijie quickly stepped into the side office, slammed the door shut, stood by the toilet, pulled the zipper of her pants, took it out, and shot directly two or three feet, and the whole person was extremely comfortable and comfortable.
Outside, Qin Xue's heart was in turmoil, thinking about how to explain to her cousin, or gag him, because everything was not what her cousin thought at all, although she did that shameful thing, but just with her hands... She hadn't used the cucumber at all, but out of curiosity, she took it into the toilet.
Curiosity can really kill a cat!
Looking at the thick, long, and disgusting cucumber on the ground, Qin Xue squatted down and picked it up, was quickly broken into several pieces by her, and then threw them all into the trash, Lianbu moved, walked to his room, and closed the door.
Inside the toilet.
Lin Zijie was still shushing, it had been almost a minute, thinking about the cucumber just now, he couldn't help but smile evilly.
At this time, he finally finished his convenience, lifted the zipper, went to the sink, washed his hands, and prepared to look in the mirror. But when he saw his appearance, he suddenly jumped in shock?
"Holy? It can't be, right? ”
Lin Zijie was stunned for a while, and the reason for his shock was not that he was too handsome or too ugly, but that he looked like a person, a star he liked to admire... Zhou Xingchi, is it any wonder that the whole class always laughs at me?
Looking at himself in the mirror, Lin Zijie found that he and Zhou Xingchi had a similarity of more than 80% in terms of facial features and temperament, the only difference is that because of age, he is a little too young, and his height seems to be a little taller? The appearance is much more angular than Zhou Xingchi, and he is a little more handsome.
"How can you be so similar to an idol? God, how can you cheat me like this? ”
Lin Zijie wants to cry without tears, what a coquettish character Zhou Xingchi is, on the earth, he is the only star at the phenomenal level, and he will be exactly the same as him?
At this moment, Lin Zijie had a feeling of Zhou Xingchi's possession. Fortunately, this is not the earth, but China, Lin Zijie doesn't want to be a copycat, he wants to be as coquettish as Zhou Xingchi in this world, or even better than him, and become a phenomenal star! When I get old, there are still people who remember me.
Lin Zijie looked at the mirror for a long time, tried to make some movements and expressions, and copied Zhou Xingchi to see if he felt like him, but found that he didn't have a trace of Zhou Xingchi's charm at all, except for being delicate and pretentious.
"Alas, it seems that we have to watch more of his movies in the system, and we must copy his skills to this world!"
With a mutter, Lin Zijie came back to his senses, opened the door of the toilet and walked out.
The living room was empty, Lin Zijie walked to the door of Qin Xue's room, ready to borrow his cousin's computer to check the information, but found that the door was locked and could not be opened, Lin Zijie knocked on the door a few times and said, "Cousin, please open the door!" ”
In the room, Qin Xue was lying on the bed, her heart was in a mess, and when she heard Lin Zijie's voice at this time, she was even more confused.
"What to do? How exactly am I going to explain that? Surely my cousin thought I was a very kind of woman? Blame that damn Lu Yao, just go to your house to play? Letting me watch that kind of movie secretly with you? ”
Qin Xue hesitated in the room for a while, and after thinking about it, she finally gritted her silver teeth: "Okay!" Anyway, sooner or later, I have to face it, and I must solve this matter today, and I can't let my cousin talk nonsense! ”
Lianbu moved slightly, Qin Xue walked to the door of the room, opened the door, her eyes were a little afraid to look at Lin Zijie, and said, "Cousin, promise me one thing, today's matter, you must not talk nonsense, okay?" ”
"Cousin, don't worry! Do you think my cousin I'm that kind of person? Lin Zijie said, he knows that the reputation of women is very important, even if Qin Xue doesn't say it, he will keep his mouth shut, when it hasn't happened, otherwise, if it is spread and Qin Xue has done some extreme things, then he will become a sinner, women are crazy, what can't be done?
"Really?" Qin Xue said happily, but she needed to get Lin Zijie's affirmative answer.
"Really! I could swear! Lin Zijie said seriously.
"No, I trust you!" Qin Xue said, she didn't expect her cousin to open it like this, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.
"Well, cousin, can I play with your computer?" George Lin went straight to the point.
"Yes, whatever you want? Want to play for hours? But it's only half past eleven, so why are you back? Qin Xue said
"Oh! I'm on leave? Then why are you back" Lin Zijie lied casually and asked rhetorically
"I'm also on leave, and I have a little headache in the morning, okay, you can play with the computer! I'll get some sleep and won't bother you! Qin Xue turned around and walked to the bed, took off her purple coat and shoes, covered the futon, and went to sleep.
"Uncomfortable and in the mood? Cousin, I admire you! ”
Lin Zijie muttered in his heart, came to the computer and sat down, in order not to disturb Qin Xue's sleep, he first turned off the stereo, and then started to surf the Internet.
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