Chapter 002: The Thief Descendant
"Shitian? Time shifts? ”
Who is the time to change?
Name: Time MigrationGender: MaleLiangshanRank: 107Origin: Gaotang Prefecture (now Gaotang, Shandong)Nickname: Gushang Flea Asterisk: Earth Thief Star Before Ascending the MountainIdentity and Occupation: Thief, Tomb Robber LiangshanPosition: Confidential Intelligence Battalion Leader Posthumously Sealed: Yijielang's main deeds: Flying eaves and walking on the wall, piercing the wall and surrounding the beam, a first-class master with empty hands. The story of stealing chickens, stealing armor, and burning Cuiyun Tower is well-known.
Hymn: The bones are soft and the body is strong, the eyebrows are thick and the eyes are fresh. Described as a strange disease, walking like a flying fairy.
The night silence passes through the wall, and hangs deeper around the house. Stealing camp masters, drumming fleas and changing times.
Ending: After Zheng Fangla, he suffered from colicic sha and died.
Look at the changes in time, it is also a figure among the one hundred and eight generals of the Water Margin, although the ranking is a little miserable, only Duan Jingzhu, the golden retriever of the land dog star, is ranked behind. But that is also because he was born in a poor family, and he is not the eldest brother's descendant on Liangshan, so he did this. You see that bullshit Bai Sheng, he will be equipped with some sweat medicine, and he has been a traitor, just because the eldest brother he is Chao Gai, won't he be in front of Shi Qian.
But speaking of which, Shi Qian is more than a hundred times stronger than Sergeant A and Sergeant B. Even if the cause of death was a little stumbling, acute appendicitis, the thieves of later generations regarded him as their grandfather. In the past, many places built temples were moved, and the temple was dedicated to the "thief god Bodhisattva", which was the ancestor of the thief who worshipped.
Look at the time in front of me, although it looks dignified than the time, with a height of one meter seven or eight, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a burly figure, it doesn't look like a thief, but it is a little more fashionable, and I have slept a little, and I can be chased by a few carriages with a wallet.
In fact, when I was a child, I was really poisoned by domestic TV series, so much so that until now, the definition of the thief's appearance in my mind is short stature, thief eyebrows, especially some crime-solving films, almost by looking at his appearance, he can guess who the criminal is.
Huaxia has indeed created a lot of things with Chinese characteristics in a certain period of time. Otherwise, although Comrade Zhang Tianlei said that he was a bit second, he was also confused by the appearance of the day in front of him just now. Take the words of a famous domestic comedian, "Whoever said that those with thick eyebrows and big eyes can't be traitors!" ”
Just when Ma Shenglong compared the Shi Tian in front of him with the thief God Bodhisattva Shi Qian in his head, Shi Tian looked at Ma Shenglong and looked at himself for a long time without speaking, and couldn't help but say, "Brother, kill or kill, give me a good time!" I met a few brothers today, and I confessed it. ”
"If it's okay, sit down and have a drink." Ma Shenglong is like this, as soon as he drinks a little wine, whether he knows it or not, as long as it looks pleasing to the eye, he will pull people to drink.
Shi Tian was obviously stunned for a moment, and he had already thought about countless possibilities for these masters to deal with himself, but he didn't expect him to sit down and drink by himself. was stunned for a moment, and walked forward without looking back.
Liu Jiefeng, Ji Shiyu, Zhang Tianlei, and Qin Lightning saw that Ma Shenglong did not react to Shi Tian's departure, so they did not stop him. After a few minutes of silence, the "beef scramble" began again. Young people are like this, they don't care about anything, let alone these young people who are a little drunk.
After a while, I saw Shi Tian take two roast chickens and two bottles of two pots and walked back, put things on the table, and sat down opposite Ma Shenglong with a big grin, "I also let me drink, what to drink, the wine is gone, and the food is gone." ”
Ma Shenglong grinned, casually opened the second pot head brought by Shi Tian, and took a green tea jar from the next table, poured half a jar of wine and handed it to Shi Wan, "Brother, you are really ashamed of your ancestors!" Come, brothers, have a drink with you. ”
"You know that I am the seventeenth generation of Shi Qian?" Shi Tian looked at Ma Shenglong in surprise.
"Poof." Ma Shenglong just drank the wine in his mouth, and before he could swallow, he sprayed Shi Tian's face directly. Just him? Seventeen generations?
Shi Tianmu took the paper and wiped the wine and saliva on his face, if he didn't believe it, there was no way, who let himself capsize in the gutter today. , didn't my ancestor catch Zhujiazhuang when he stole chickens, and kept people in a cage like a dog. How can I be arrested today, and I can still sit here and drink and eat meat. Thinking of this, Shi Tian felt a little proud in his heart, it is better to have a harmonious society.
"Really? Fake? The other guys asked in unison, looking at Shi Tian with gossipy faces.
"Eat meat. Eat meat. Shi Tian didn't answer their questions, but tore off a few large pieces of chicken and handed them to them one by one.
The brothers casually took the chicken handed over by Shi Tian, and Zhang Tianlei couldn't help but urge, "Say it quickly, say it quickly." ”
"Really, fake, just look at your own watches." Shi Tian picked up a chicken leg and said slowly.
Several people raised their right hands in unison, and the watch that had been worn on their wrists was gone. The watches that several of them wore were when a military contest was held in the military region, and the five of them won the first place in the group as a combat group.
The back of the watch is engraved with the number of the troops and their respective names, because it is a special watch for the army, with its excellent waterproof performance and accurate time, so that several of them are treasured in peacetime. But the watch I was still wearing just now disappeared under my nose.
"Believe it now." Shi Tian said and slowly brushed off the clothes on his right arm, only to see five watches neatly worn on his right hand.
"It's kind of interesting." When Ma Shenglong saw the scene in front of him, he immediately became interested.
"Today's thing is really a bit back, the woman was on the phone, I passed by her, this wallet is about to arrive, who knows that the phone asked her to report the ID number, she happened to take out the wallet, and when I took her wallet, I had a close contact. Ay! debuted for more than ten years, and missed for the first time. Forget it, if you don't miss, you won't be able to get to know a few people. Come, brother, toast you. ”
As a few people pushed the cup back and forth, Shi Tian intermittently clarified his origin. It turned out that Shi Tian was really the seventeenth generation disciple of Shi Qian, walking on the wall with a flying eaves, wearing beams and columns, and chasing after Naizu with empty hands. At the age of seven, he began to practice, and at the age of fifteen, he began to wander the rivers and lakes, because of his dignified appearance, he often wandered in star-rated hotels, and from time to time went to the community where officials gathered. He also famously said, "Rectify unhealthy trends in society and severely punish corrupt elements in the government." ”
He Shi Tian did not tell Ma Shenglong the whole truth about today's incident, and the reason why he attacked the woman was because when Shi Tian passed by, he saw that the woman put an object closely related to him in the pocket with his wallet, and that object was one of Shi Tian's family treasures---- Star Flea Flying Thorn. He stole the wallet just to hide people's eyes, and the purpose was, of course, that the star flea flew and stabbed. After all, it was the first time he had dealt with Ma Shenglong, and although he felt that he was not bad, he was still a little defensive, which was within the understandable range.
The star flea flying thorn, from the outside, looks like a five-pointed star, much like a pendant on a necklace, no more than an inch and a half long, and it is not clear what metal material it is made of. This thing and the tanuki demon knife are the two unique weapons of the times.
But the biggest secret of this thing is that the place where the pentagram meets is empty, and there is half a treasure map hidden in it, and the other half is hidden in the handle of the tanuki demon knife.
However, these two weapons have disappeared since Shi Qian died of illness, and they have not been found for more than ten generations, and today they were finally found by Shi Tian, which is naturally much more precious than those scattered silver taels in the wallet. So although he was caught, Shi Tian's heart was still happy.
Although Shi Tian is more than ten years older than Ma Shenglong and his brothers, he is well-informed, and his speech is a little cold and humorous, and he deliberately stammers with them, so this meal is quite harmonious. After a drink, several people regarded Shi Tian as a good friend who had known him for many years.
"Xiaolong, how many of you are demobilized and gone home, right?"
"Yes, iron battalions, flowing soldiers. You have to go. ”
"What are you going to do when you get home?"
"I don't know what to do, let's go back and have a look. After staying in the army for a few years, they are all about to be derailed from society, and now the people of the whole country are being laid off, who knows what Lu Dao can do. ”
"Then I'll leave you a pager, and when you get to City A, you can contact me. I'm on my way to the next stop, and I have something to do. ”
"Okay."
Since 1997, laid-off workers have become a serious job for most of the workers of state-owned enterprises, and the troops have also conducted special ideological education for this purpose, fearing that it will affect the stability of the troops.
In fact, when it comes to layoffs, I personally think that there are national problems as well as personal problems.
Let's talk about the country first, you put the working class in such a high position first, and then raise the big brother of the workers in a big pot of rice that is fat, lazy and lazy, and then suddenly one day you say that you don't want to support them, let them find their own jobs, a song "Start Again" is over, even if it is a tiger, you have raised a pig with this kind of raising method, how can you let them survive?
In fact, the big brother of the workers is too, and if you are laid off, you will be laid off, what is there? In fact, most of the big brothers still have real skills, they are not unable to survive, there are many state-owned enterprises in City A who come out to work alone, and they have basically become capitalists. Most of the big brothers are still under the domination of a kind of inertial thinking, afraid of competition, afraid of starting a business, afraid of losing the current life that cannot be sustained by starvation.
During the layoff, I heard a very miserable story, there were two husbands and wives who were laid off, the children in the family wanted to eat meat, there was no money, the man was very aggrieved, and he used the only money in the family to buy a nod and rat poison mixed together to wrap a dumpling, and the family of three died after eating. You say a dignified seven-foot man, the child wants to eat some meat, you don't try to find a way to make money, you go buy some rat poison to eat, and it's a waste if you don't die. You say that you can blame the country for this, and you can make your child eat meat by picking up rags, but you still can't think about it. I am extremely skeptical about the authenticity of this story, and I always feel that someone with ulterior motives deliberately made it up to smear the great mother's face, although there is something wrong with this mother.
After Shi Tian left, Zhang Tianlei grabbed Ma Shenglong and didn't give up, not to say that Ma Shenglong made himself stupid and opened two wine bottles with his head, and he had to fight Ma Shenglong alone. Ma Shenglong simply raised the cylinder and walked forward, and then ran dizzily to the back row and fell asleep.
Maybe Shi Tian and Ma Shenglong didn't expect what kind of impact their encounter would have on the two of them.