Chapter 257: Go back and play your book
The little scholar's skin wind chime soul said: "God, why can't I find my little XX?
The soul of the wind chime skin Qingwen said: "Don't be afraid, let me tell you the truth: because the little scholar is a girl!"
"Huh?" cried the little scholar's fur wind chime soul in a lost voice:
"Is it a girl? The skin that my soul has infiltrated now is actually a girl?!Does that mean that although I was not born with the wrong 'jar', but at present, I was misplaced with the 'jar' the day after tomorrow?!"
The wind chime skin Qingwen looked at him sympathetically and nodded to him with difficulty:
"It is said that in the developed society of the Southern Peacock Country, children are allowed to be born without being fixed in gender, and children are allowed to confirm their own gender as they slowly grow up. ”
"What? no, please!"
"There is another word, which is specially used to describe this kind of child, what is called transgender, which means that he is born with a gender error. This is only one thing different from the situation we are facing now: we are both now an acquired gender error. ”
"How is this good?!I lost my XX before I had a wedding gift. How can I explain to my father and my father?!" He hugged his head to the ground anxiously.
The soul of the wind chime skin Qingwen didn't care about the other party's fuss, she said: "A line of words drifting in the wind: that's nothing." ”
When the little scholar with the wind chime soul heard this, he was in a hurry, so he stepped forward and grabbed the neck of the wind chime skin Qingwen's soul and said, "Why is it not a problem? Give me back my own skin! I don't want to be a girl!"
The wind chime skin Qingwen's soul spread her hands: "You were also at the scene when the bag was dropped, of course you know that I am a victim like you." We are all powerless in the face of people who are stronger than ourselves and systems that are stronger than ourselves. ”
Immediately afterwards, she looked at the other's anxious scarlet eyes with sympathy, and said, "I ask you to be kind to my girl's skin! I have never been so dramatic as you, nor will I roar and rage at every turn, and I will be happy at every turn, and if this continues, by the time you return my skin, I will probably have a lot of wrinkles on my face." ”
The soul of the little scholar's skin wind chime said: "Since ancient times, men and women have not kissed. It seems that the body of this delicate girl is undoubtedly a great burden to me, a morally binding gentleman! Can't I just change my clothes?"
The wind chime skin Qingwen's soul said: "You think it's a burden, don't I think it's a burden? ”
When the little scholar's skin wind chime soul heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly accompanied his face and said: "I can't help it, if you are self-defeating from the people for a while, then am I wronged?
"When the time comes, your soul will be easily reincarnated if you find another skin, and you can continue to cultivate for the second half of your life, but my skin can't be resurrected, and you can't use it anymore!"
The soul of the wind chime skin Qingwen did not pay attention to the other party's forgiveness, and still had a posture of seeking death and life.
This trick is very clever, and the guy who has the wind chime soul of the little scholar's body was shocked, and he no longer shouted wronged because his body was wrapped up as a female baby. On the contrary, he changed his attitude, as if he had learned to empathize, and began to persuade the other party:
"Hey, why be so serious? Isn't it just a day or two for the two of us to change our skins, I am confident that we will be able to change it back sooner or later." It's just that you have to endure the psychological discomfort and physical discomfort of these days. ”
The wind chime body Qingwen's soul was afraid that the other party would vomit bad and change the hexagram again, so she said to herself in a fake way:
"I said, I've always been a tomboy, and I finally got a boy's body today, isn't this exactly why I blamed my mother for not reciprocating me for being a man? ”
When the little scholar's skin and wind chime soul heard this, he hurriedly said with forgiveness: "I can't help it, I can't help it, I have been with me for almost 20 years, and I see that I am about to marry a wife and have children at the root of the year, and the melon is ripe, why did the skin become someone else's all of a sudden?"
The wind chime skin Qingwen soul pretended not to hear, but instead, in the limited space of the basket, he started the Qingfeng fist.
It seems that he really wants to use a man's skin to improve his martial arts.
The little scholar's skin and wind chime soul sat in the basket and sighed, forgetting the purpose of this trip.
At this moment, he felt that his temperament had changed greatly, and he actually made a move that he had never made before, he unconsciously took out a bronze mirror from the mezzanine of his black clothes, and then, looking in the mirror, began to carefully squeeze his pimples, pluck his eyebrows, and draw eyeliner......
When he suddenly realized his move, he was simply startled, and his first reaction was that the little scholar's skin and wind chime soul was thinking about something, and there was a girl's heart hidden in his heart that had not been discovered for a long time!
Seeing that the guy with the little scholar's skin and wind chime soul was frightened by his own move, the wind chime skin Qingwen's soul couldn't help but want to stand up and lend a helping hand:
"I remember that in the Qingfeng Gong teaching, the master once said that what kind of material foundation determines what kind of superstructure......"
"I'm uneducated, I don't understand what you mean. Can you put it bluntly...... "Little scholar, skin bag, wind chimes, soul, this guy is an entertainer, and he doesn't think much about life."
"What I want to say is," Qingwen's soul explained again, "because you are now the body of a female baby, which means that the carrier you use to eat, drink, and sleep in real life is used by a female baby." Then, naturally, the temperament, desires, and preferences of the female baby will undoubtedly require and change for you at the spiritual level due to the physical foundation of the female baby. That's why you're acting more and more like a woman, thinking more and more like a woman. ”
"I don't understand very well, and I don't want to accept ......," the little scholar's skin and wind chime soul explained truthfully.
"That is to say," the soul of the wind chime skin Qingwen continued to patiently explain: "You are now in real life, because your body is a girl, and you will be imperceptibly influenced and infected with the thoughts, emotions and desires of a girl......"
"Huh?" the little scholar's fur wind chime soul shouted: "Your unlucky master has caused you and me to such a point, wait for me to play a book when I go back!"