Chapter 44: Jiang Wei's cousin
"Ah Zhi." Lin Xi opened his mouth lowly.
"Huh?" Jiang Wei looked at Lin Xi.
"Who told you to grind the mirrors?" Lin Xi asked gently, he was going to kill this bastard who taught bad Ah Zhi!
Jiang blinked slightly, and said innocently, "Ah Xi, don't you think this is the point now?" ”
"Ah Zhi, you are a girl, you can't say such things." Lin Xi's Eminem attribute is turned on again.
"......" Jiang Wei disgraced Ren Lin Xixun, for the sake of you being in a bad mood now, I put up with it, if I didn't comfort you, how could I say that.
Lin Xi's face was full of grievances, and she couldn't bear to continue, "Lin Lian has been controlled by me, so you don't have to worry about it for the time being." ”
"Maybe there are other people besides Lin Lian?" Jiang Wei asked.
"No, it won't." Lin Xi shook his head, "He is very cautious, once he is discovered, he will not be able to escape death, so only Lin Lian, the doctor who treated me, my nurse and my mother know about it, even my cousin doesn't know." Lin Lian and the disease doctor have been controlled by me. "Lin Xi is ready to wait for death, but if he really wants to wait for death without doing anything, it is too inconsistent with his personality, even if he dies, he will not go alone. Lin Jing is his father, he won't kill his father, but he doesn't pay so much attention to other people, Lin Xi wants to see what he will do without his son.
"Then what are you going to do in the future? If your father knew that you had controlled Lin Lian, would he continue to send people to kill you? Jiang asked slightly.
"I guess so." Lin Xi lowered his eyes and said, "I'm going to go to the forbidden army." ”
"Forbidden Army?" Jiang Wei thought for a while, "Ah Xi, what if you go to the barracks and get exposed?" Is there training in the barracks? Will it be shirtless? "Ah Xi's current body can't be hidden.
"I'll be wearing soft armor." Lin Xi had already thought about this, "It can't be an ordinary sergeant when I go in, and it's normal to wear soft armor when training, it's just a little troublesome to freshen up, but as long as it's not an ordinary sergeant, you can get a separate room, I let Xingwen follow me, and he also knows my true identity and can help me cover." ”
"He knows too." Jiang Wei wasn't surprised, but she always felt that she had forgotten a very important key.
"Xingwen is also a military dependent, his father is away all the year round, he was brought up by his mother, his mother is proficient in martial arts, and even killed rogues." Lin Xi explained why Xingwen didn't care that he was a woman at all, and for Xingwen he was the same whether he was a man or a woman.
"Ah Xi, I have one thing in mind, something that is very important to you in the future." Jiang Wei thought of that key question.
"What's the matter?" Lin Xi couldn't help but be secretly amused when he saw her as if she was facing a great enemy, especially her little pink face, pretending to be serious, he pursed his lips, but Jiang Wei's next words made his whole body stiff.
"Ah Xi, do you remember the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon" that we read?" Jiang Wei originally wanted to say that word directly, but thinking about Lin Amu's attributes, she decided to play elegant with her, so that she would always think that she was not like a girl, obviously you are the least like a girl, okay! But this is Ah Xi's sore spot, Jiang Wei will never say it.
"What?" Lin Xi had a faint bad premonition.
Jiang Weilang recited it, "The woman is seven years old, her kidneys are vigorous, and her teeth are longer. After she finished saying this, she found that Ah Xi's face turned white all of a sudden, and she continued to hit her ruthlessly, "Erqi and Tianqi Zhizhi, Ren Maitong, Taichong Mai Sheng...... "Ah Xi, after you go to the barracks, what should you do when you come to menstruation?"
Lin Xi's whole person is petrified, Geranium? What's that? How could he have this thing!
Jiang Wei saw Lin Xi's messy appearance in the wind, and comforted her: "Ah Xi, don't worry, leave this matter to me to solve?" ”
"Can you keep me from coming to the sunflower?" Lin Xi seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw.
Jiang Wei shook his head, "I'm not an immortal, of course I can't." However, I heard that cultivating to the extreme can make the heroine break the sunflower. She saw a bright light in Ah Xi's eyes, and cruelly broke her illusion, "But my aunt's cultivation has not been broken for so many years." "This is her aunt's deepest obsession, Queen Jiang thinks that she keeps sunflower every day, and there is no hope of ascending to immortality every day! The world has been cruel to her! In fact, Jiang Wei really wanted to tell her aunt that menopause at her age is to enter menopause early, which is a more cruel thing for her.
"And what can you do?" Lin Xi asked whimsily, his eyes were godless again, is it so troublesome to be a woman?
"I'll make you the best pants." Let you not leak during military training, Jiang Wei patted Lin Xi's shoulder and relieved, her best friend is interesting enough, right?
"Pants?" Lin Xi looked at Jiang Wei puzzled.
Jiang Wei explained the adult version of the diaper with a stroke, saying that Ah Xi also had to thank Jiang Yuanyi, if she hadn't pushed the cotton out in advance, she wouldn't have thought of this way, "Ah Xi, you have to pay attention from now on, try not to eat cold food, don't let yourself be frozen." Jiang Wei said all the points that girls should pay attention to, her mother was busy with work at that time, and her eldest brother was a man, so she couldn't think of this aspect at all, Jiang Wei was greedy and ate ice cream, which caused her to die of pain every time she came to menstruation, Jiang Wei swore that she must take good care of her body in this life, so that menstrual cramps stay away from herself. Ah Xi is her best friend, and she has to help her.
Lin Xi listened to Jiang Wei's explanation and nodded reluctantly.
Jiang Wei saw that she couldn't lift her spirits, "Ah Xi, don't be like this, in fact, being a woman is also beneficial." ”
"What's the benefit?" Lin Xi didn't think there was any benefit to being a woman.
"Bleeding a little bit every month will make us more active, for example, it would be better for a man to bleed a little bit every year at the age of 50, but we don't need it." Jiang Wei tried his best to express it in words that Lin Xi could understand, "And many men faint when they see blood, we won't." This is the most intuitive benefit, Jiang Wei still remembers that when he went to take blood for a physical examination, a tall male classmate fainted after seeing the nurse draw a tube of blood for him, and was despised by everyone for a long time.
Lin Xi didn't think he would faint blood, but seeing Ah Zhi comforting himself like this, he reached out and touched Ah Zhi's hair, "It's not too early, do you want to go back first?" Aunt Shen will be in a hurry, right? ”
"Well, I'll leave right away. A-Niang should still be in Xifu, right? Jiang Wei guessed that Ah Niang and they shouldn't come back so soon.
"What's wrong?" Although Jiang Wei has no expression, Lin Xi has been with Jiang Wei's childhood sweetheart for so many years and knows her temper very well.
"It's nothing, it's just that something bad happened to my cousin." Compared with Lin Xi's matter, my cousin's matter is not too serious, at least her life is not in danger. Not to mention that Jiang Wei knows Lin Xi's personality too well, she definitely doesn't understand what Zhai Dou is, this kind of thing tells her that she will definitely only solve the root cause, the means are absolutely simple and rude, Jiang Wei is not sure what her cousin means, where does she dare to do anything to her cousin-in-law, isn't this harming her cousin? She got up and let the maid in, let Lin Xi drink the porridge, called Xingwen in, and instructed him carefully, "I'll leave the two maids down, you always have someone to serve and freshen up." ”
Lin Xi nodded, and Xingwen said, "Jiu Niang, where are the fifty catties of wine?" ”
"Fifty pounds of wine?" Lin Xi looked at Jiang Wei, what was she buying so much wine for.
"Of course I'm sending it home." Jiang Wei pondered, since Jiang Yuanyi can make distilled spirits, it shouldn't be too much for her to get some alcohol, right? Medical alcohol can't be matched, but it should be possible if the purity is higher, and it can barely have a sterilizing effect, Ah Xi went to the forbidden army, maybe she will go to the battlefield in the future, this kind of thing must be useful, she has to start thinking about it slowly.
Xingwen looked at Lin Xi, and saw that Lin Xi bowed his head to him, so he retreated, Jiang Wei summoned the maids who were left behind, and asked them to change Lin Xi's bedding every day, and then the bandages should be washed and boiled in boiling water before they could be used by him.
Jiang Wei waited for them to retreat and said to Lin Xi: "These two maids are orphans, there is no one in the family anymore, and they are also doing rough maid work by my side, and I will have someone send their deeds in a while." "The maids who can get close to Jiang Wei's body are all servants of the Jiang family, orphans and maids raised outside are absolutely impossible to be qualified to be maids in her room, but they are more suitable for Lin Xi, Jiang Wei believes that they will definitely be tamed by Lin Xi's means. Throughout the ages, all those who have made a difference have their own golden finger light, as long as the king is trembling, he can attract countless people to bend his waist, Xingwen is one of them.
Lin Xi looked at Jiang Wei, his mouth moved slightly, but he didn't know what to say.
"I'm going to go back first, or I'll be back soon." She will definitely not be able to hide the matter of going out from home, but going back early will make the uncle feel more relieved and will not bother with her.
"I'll ask Xingwen to send you back." Lin Xi said.
"No, you don't." Jiang Wei refused, "You rest more, I'm afraid that something will happen to me in the capital." ”
Lin Xi smiled, but he didn't insist, Ah Shi was right, the name of the Jiang family in the capital is not a decoration, and no one will offend the Jiang family without opening their eyes.
Jiang Wei instructed a few more things that the patient should pay attention to and left, Xingwen waited for Jiang Wei to leave and entered the room again, seeing that Lang Jun had regained his previous look, he was relieved, and sure enough, Xiao Jiuniang had the ability, "Lang Jun." ”
"Did you ask them all?" Lin Xi leaned on the head of the bed and asked with his eyes half-closed.
"Jingwen and Jingde have been recruited, Lin Lian's old boy is still quite hard-mouthed, and he still refuses to say it." Xingwen said, "Lang Jun, if you give me a while, I will definitely let him say it all." ”
"No need." Lin Xi opened his eyes, "Since he is so loyal to his father, let's fulfill him and send them on the road." ”
"Lang Jun?" Xingwen looked at Lin Xi in a daze, just killed like this? Wouldn't it be a pity, he is General Lin's confidant, and he must know a lot of things.
"He has been in the capital for more than ten years, and even if he is his father's confidant, he knows the secret of ten years ago." Lin Xi is not interested in these, he is Lin Jing's child, he is destined to be both prosperous and lossy with him, others can use digging him ** to trip him, but he can't, he can only use another way to deal with Lin Jing. Since Lin Lian kept saying that he occupied the magpie's nest and was so loyal to that cousin, then send him down, with such a loyal servant to accompany him, he wouldn't be too lonely after his cousin went down.
Xingwen asked again: "Lang Jun, are you recuperating here, or are you going back to the house to recuperate?" ”
"I'll be back in three days." Lin Xi thought of Ah Niang, and the taste in his heart was mixed, Ah Zhi was right, in addition to telling himself that he was a son, he still loved him very much most of the time, or should he ask Ah Niang again?
After Jiang Wei left Lin Xi's private house, he went straight home, and on the way he was still thinking about Ah Xi, Ah Xi wanted to be a forbidden army, it was best to show his face in front of the emperor's uncle, so that his uncle could remember Ah Xi, but this is not easy to mention - Jiang Wei was thinking about the method, and suddenly saw a somewhat familiar figure, she was stunned for a moment, and then picked up the corner of the curtain and looked carefully.
"Lady?" The maid in the car looked at Jiang Wei's actions in confusion.
"Nothing." Jiang lowered the curtain with a cold face, "You send someone to call Jian Wuniang." "If she is not mistaken, the figure just now is clearly Pei San! And his destination is obviously to Lanhu, what is his destination, Jiang Wei doesn't need to guess to know, the anger that Jiang Wei just suppressed in his heart has risen again, her cousin has such a big thing, he still has the heart to have fun, who told her that the Pei family is a good tutor?
Although the maid was puzzled, she still lifted the curtain and said a few words to the servant woman sitting outside the courtyard, several ladies in the house like to watch the three ladies of the Jian family kick swallows, and they are also quite generous to their sisters, Shen Nujun has recently become obsessed with kicking swallows, and often let Jian Wuniang enter the house to teach herself to kick swallows.
"Little lady, you're back." When Zi Su saw Jiang Wei coming back, she happily greeted her, and saw Jiang Wei's calm face, only when she was angry with Lin Xi, thinking that there was another ancestor waiting inside, she secretly screamed badly, "Isn't the market fun?" How do you pout? Who you off? ”
Jiang Wei said: "No one made me angry, I saw people I didn't want to see." Jiang Wei raised his foot and asked the maid to remove the clogs for herself, and when she saw Zi Su winking at herself, she secretly wondered in her heart, could it be that Ah Niang and they are back?
"Who don't you want to see?" The familiar voice made Jiang Wei's face droop instantly, how could it be this bear child! It's not that the prince is very busy with his studies, why is he so free! Zhao Heng had just arrived, only to know that Jiang Wei had gone out, and was about to send someone to find her, when he saw her come in with a calm little face. He raised his eyebrows, Jiang Wei's temper Zhao Heng is very familiar, she is a stupid girl who can be bullied by anyone, in addition to daring to be horizontal to herself, she is soft-spoken to her subordinates, and she has never seen her angry with anyone, it is rare to see her like this, Zhao Heng reached out and touched her forehead, "Who made you angry?" I'll give you a breath. ”
Jiang pouted slightly and slapped his hand away, "Men and women don't kiss." She still remembered Zhao Heng's words to teach her.
The cautious fat girl, Zhao Heng didn't care, and pulled her to sit down, "I'm your brother, don't count." ”
Jiang pouted slightly, "What kind of brother are you counting me?" "Shouldn't my brother let her and coax her? He has bullied her since she was a child, what kind of brother!
"What's your name A-Niang?" Zhao Heng asked.
Jiang Wei retorted, "Three thousand miles in one table, not to mention that you are still-" Jiang Wei swallowed the word prince, okay, he is the prince.
"What am I?" Zhao Heng saw that she didn't say anything halfway, and asked curiously.
"You're the crown prince." Jiang Wei reluctantly said, "Can the royal family be the same as ordinary people?" ”
Zhao Hengda was pleased, "It turns out that you still know my identity, and you have really grown up." Since she was a child, this fat girl has been the most daring, and even Xiao Si didn't dare to really do anything to him, he pinched her little face again, "Come, tell me who bullied you, brother is angry for you." ”
Who else but you will bully me, Jiang Wei didn't think about it angrily, and before he could speak, he heard the maid report at the door, "Nine Niangzi, Seventh Lady asks to see." ”
"Seventh sister?" Jiang Wei was stunned for a moment, "Invite her in." "Jiang Wei and Jiang Yuanyi are not familiar with each other, but the two sisters usually get along quite well, Jiang Wei always has a sense of intimacy with Jiang Yuanyi, they are both traversers, although they can't recognize each other.
"Ninth Sister." Jiang Yuanyi entered in a rose-colored skirt, she is the same age as Lin Xi, she is already eleven years old this year, and she has not yet reached the end of her life, so she can only comb her double bun, but she created a double ring bun, which is more cute than the double bun, but it has created a trend in the capital, "I heard that the second cousin of Xifu is unwell and wants to visit the second cousin, and the ninth sister will go with me?" ”
Jiang Wei also wanted to go to see her cousin, but Grandma and Auntie were all in Xifu and had not come back yet, "But my Auntie and they are still in Xifu." ”
Jiang Yuanyi thought for a while and said, "Then let's talk about it when they come back." "Xifu has a good relationship with the big house, but the relationship with the second room is average, but she gets along well with several cousins of the Jiang family, and she is not like sisters, and she talks and laughs when she meets.
"Jiu Niangzi, Xifu-" While the two were talking, the maid came in to report, but before the report was completed, the two heard a delicate call, "Jiu Gu, let's go to Pei's house to see the second aunt!" Two five or six-year-old ladies rushed in, both of them dressed in the same color, one holding a leather whip in his hand, and the tone of his voice, words and deeds were the same.
"Ah left, Ah right?" Jiang Wei looked at these two dolls in surprise, this is a pair of twins, and they are also the daughters of the lobby brother of Xifu, two years younger than Jiang Wei, they are the pistachios of Xifu, and they are very loved by the elders.
"Seventh Aunt." When the two saw Jiang Yuanyi, they also called in unison.
Jiang Yuanyi wanted to laugh when she saw the twins, she was too alive, "What do you want to do in Pei Mansion?" ”
"Beat people!" Jiang Zuoyi said angrily.
"That's right! We want to beat Pei Dalian so that his mother doesn't recognize him! Jiang Youyou also agreed.
Jiang Yuanyi, Jiang Wei: "......"
Jiang Yuanyi reminded the two, "Pei Da is the husband of the second cousin. ”
"That's why we're going to beat him." The two brandished horsewhips, "Who let him bully people." "There's nothing to say about the twins' tacit understanding.
"Don't mess around!" Jiang Yuanyi and Jiang Wei said in unison, facing the twin Jiang Wei finally found the feeling of being an elder, if it was so simple and rude, did they still need to do it? She had already done it.
Jiang Yuanyi said: "You beat Brother-in-law Pei, we are unreasonable, so open-minded, aren't you afraid of being known and embarrassing your elders and cousins?" ”
"So should we sneak around?" The twins asked curiously.
Jiang Wei and Jiang Yuanyi fell on their backs, "You can't sneak around!" Jiang Yuanyi breathed a sigh of relief and analyzed them carefully, "The second cousin has never said that her brother-in-law is wrong so far, and she obviously wants to live with her brother-in-law, she has not spoken, and the elders have not spoken, how can we come out as juniors?" Put away the whip, even if you go, you will be relieved of the second cousin, and you can't make more trouble for her. "Pei Jiakong County's temper is notoriously irritable in history, but the second cousin is also bitter and then sweet, right? Pei Da has nothing to do, but Pei Er is not an ordinary person, she remembers that Qi Gaozu is very good to her relatives, especially for the eldest brother and his family, her cousin may not be blessed in the future, now the main thing is to relieve her mood, her good life is still ahead.
Jiang Wei tilted his head and looked at Jiang Yuanyi softly talking about the situation of the Pei family, thinking in her heart, she should also be a white-collar elite in modern times, right?
"Then let's not beat my brother-in-law, let's go see my cousin." Two novels.
"How are we little ladies?" Jiang Wei asked, visiting the door is different from going out to play, a few of them girls hide from the adults to find their cousins, no matter how you look at it, it is better to wait for the elders to come back and let the sister-in-law take them.
Jiang Yuanyi proposed: "I let my brother take us there?" Her family still couldn't resist the pressure, and succeeded Jiang Jie's son as the heir three years ago.
"I'll take you." Zhao Heng's voice sounded.
Jiang Yuanyi and the two children were taken aback by Zhao Heng, they didn't see Zhao Heng, Zhao Heng kept sitting by the window, and he didn't speak, and everyone didn't pay attention when they came in, "You mean?" The two asked in confusion, they had never seen Zhao Heng before.
Jiang Yuanyi also saw Zhao Heng once a few years ago, and children are the same every day, not to mention that Zhao Heng is quite tall now, looking about twelve or thirteen years old, Jiang Yuanyi is also a little unable to understand who he is.
"He's my cousin." Jiang Wei explained embarrassedly, she just forgot that Zhao Heng was still there.
"Are you the cousin of the Shen family?" The two looked at Zhao Heng curiously.
Cousin of the Shen family? Jiang Yuanyi looked at Zhao Heng curiously, the Shen family has many heirs, and Jiang Yuanyi has never figured it out so far. Everyone ignored it, in fact, Jiang Wei also had a cousin named Zhao Heng. No way, the royal family is too far away from everyone.
Zhao Heng was noncommittal, and only asked Jiang Wei, "Are you angry with the Pei family?" "He's been listening to it for so long, and he knows most of what happened.
Jiang nodded slightly, "But everything depends on my cousin, she is the most important thing." "She is really afraid that Zhao Heng will go to the Pei family to get angry, let alone Pei Da now, even if the two elders of the Pei family are about to kneel, her cousin will not really survive.
"Let's go." Zhao Heng said.
"Where?" Jiang asked in a daze.
"Of course it's going to Pei's house, don't you want to go? Got stupid? Zhao Heng tapped her forehead amusedly.
"Uncle Shen, you are so good!" The two little cheered and went out first.
Jiang Wei couldn't stop it, "How do you go to Pei's house?" In what name? She complained to Zhao Heng.
"Am I not your cousin?" Zhao Heng took her hand, "I see that Pei Yuantong still needs a name?" "Pei Yuantong is the husband of Kong Xianjun, the father of the Pei brothers, and Yuantong is his character.
Jiang Yuanyi listened to Zhao Heng's tone, and was shocked, the ancients were the most polite, with Zhao Heng's age, they would never call the elders directly, this is a very rude behavior, she remembered Jiang Wei's other cousin at this time, could it be him? Jiang Yuanyi glanced at Zhao Heng secretly, and when the twins asked him if he was the cousin of the Shen family just now, he didn't deny it or admit it, so he was really Zhao Heng?
"What cousin are we going to see when you go?" Jiang Wei was reluctant to let Zhao Heng take them, if this person had bear disease, it wouldn't be them who would be unlucky to turn around?
"I'll just say your cousin isn't okay?" Zhao Heng said patiently, seeing that the fat girl was still reluctant, her face sank, "It's okay if you don't want to go, go back with me now, anyway, my aunt misses you too." ”
"Then let's go to Pei's house." Jiang Wei immediately changed his words.
Zhao Heng snorted, "I don't know what a stupid girl is!" Everyone else was eager to follow him into the palace.
"Are you going or not? If you don't go, I'll go. Jiang Wei was annoyed, this person is really annoying, talking about himself in front of outsiders.
Zhao Heng endured his anger, "Go, why don't you go." This fat girl is really unreasonable, he silently thought about what Li Shijiu told him, but all women, even three-year-old dolls, are unreasonable, and they can't reason with women.
Jiang Yuanyi looked at the scene in shock, is this still Zhao Heng? Do manic people also have times when they are reasonable? It's true love!
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