"Once, there was a bag of delicious instant noodles in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that packet of instant noodles - I'll soak you. If I had to add one topping to this instant noodle pack, I would like it to be a sausage......"

At seven o'clock in the morning, an emotional poem recitation broke the original tranquility.

This is the ringtone of Tang Xiaosheng's mobile phone alarm clock recorded by himself.

Tang Xiaosheng rubbed his eyes and slowly sat up from the sofa, only to find that Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang had already woken up, and the two of them were messing around the small round table in the room.

"Good morning, big brother."

Guo Xiang saw him wake up and greeted him, still holding a DV machine in his hand, which seemed to be facing the desktop camera. The model of this DV machine is Patriot AHD-S18, which is a second-hand product, and Tang Xiaosheng bought it for 300 yuan half a year ago.

"Long'er, Xiang'er, what are you doing?"

"Sister Long is training Jade Bee!" Guo Xiang explained.

Training Jade Bees?

Tang Xiaosheng couldn't help but be curious, and immediately got up and leaned over, and saw twenty white jade bees landing on the table. Under the command of Xiaolongnu, the twenty jade bees were arranged in four rows and five columns, sometimes advancing in unison, sometimes retreating in unison, orderly and orderly.

What's even more amazing is that after a while, these jade bees were promoted from the "Army" to the "Air Force", vibrating their wings, flying off the table one after another, and began to perform flight performances in the house, changing various formations in the air, one will be in a line, one will be square, and one will be separated into two teams to fly cross, which is dazzling to see.

Seeing this breathtaking scene, Tang Xiaosheng couldn't help but be stunned: "Long'er, how did you do it?" ”

Xiaolongnu said lightly: "As long as you can use internal force to catalyze jade bee pulp, it's not difficult." ”

It turned out that the behavior of the jade bee was achieved under the lure of the smell of jade bee jelly. Xiaolongnu uses internal forces to catalyze jade bee syrup, and controls the flight path and behavior of jade bees by controlling the flow of jade bee syrup odors.

The deeper the internal force, the more skilled the skill of catalyzing the jade bee pulp, and the stronger the ability to control the jade bee.

However, not all Jade Bees can be fully controlled, and they must all be trained to do so.

"Later, I plan to build a beehive at home and raise more jade bees, do you think it is better to build a hive in the bathroom or in the room?" The little dragon girl suddenly turned her head and asked seriously.

Honeycomb?

Tang Xiaosheng frowned, isn't this thing a little too scary to put at home?

After a pause, he said, "Long'er, as long as you like it, you can get it however you want." It's just that we may have to move in a few days, so let's talk about building a hive after we move! ”

Hearing him talk about moving, Xiaolongnu explained: "Guo'er, you don't need to move, it's not a good place to live." ”

Guo Xiang on the side agreed: "Yes, there are a lot of mice here, you can let me practice "Orchid Whisk Acupointist"!" ”

Although Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang didn't say it explicitly, Tang Xiaosheng could also guess seven or eight points. The reason why the two of them are in favor of not moving is nothing more than to save money.

Tang Xiaosheng really doesn't have much money now, he has spent all his savings in order to treat his leg injury, and now he only has the 10,000 yuan that Guo Yang gave him two days ago. Based on the consumption level of Jinghua City, if you really rent a three-bedroom house with a better environment, the monthly rent will be at least 2,000 yuan, and the cost must be paid quarterly, plus the deposit, at least 7,800 yuan. If you really move, you won't have much money left.

However, as a man, Tang Xiaosheng always felt that he had an obligation to make the lives of the women around him better. He has already planned that his home will definitely be moved, and in the past few days, he has been going to the film and television city to go around, trying to find some filming and make as much money as possible. …,

It's just that his idea was opposed by Xiaolongnu, she said: "After, your leg injury is not healed, put the work on hold in advance, and stay at home to recuperate these days." The main problem of your leg injury is the blockage of blood vessels, as long as you learn some martial arts to unblock the meridians, you should be able to recover quickly. ”

Tang Xiaosheng's leg injury is indeed not healed, even if he goes to film now, he can't do too drastic movements. Hearing that Xiaolongnu said that learning the martial arts of running the meridians would help him recover from his leg injury, he decided to give it a try.

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After breakfast, Tang Xiaosheng repositioned the items in the house and set aside a small area for martial arts practice. Guo Xiang heard that Xiaolongnu was going to teach martial arts, and she was also quite interested, so she also joined as an auditor.

Since the treatment of Tang Xiaosheng's leg injury requires dredging the meridians, and to dredge the meridians, a certain foundation of internal strength is required, so Xiaolongnu decided to start with internal strength.

"Guo'er, do you remember how you cultivated your internal strength in the first place?" The little dragon girl asked.

Tang Xiaosheng recalled the plot of Yang Guo practicing martial arts with Xiaolongnu in the ancient tomb in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", nodded and replied: "When I first met Long'er, I didn't have any internal strength, but soon after, my internal strength improved by leaps and bounds, and the reason was that I slept on the cold jade bed in the ancient tomb. ”

Guo Xiang on the side blinked his eyes and said in a childish voice: "But we don't have a cold jade bed now." ”

Xiaolongnu said lightly: "Although there is no cold jade bed, we can create the effect of a cold jade bed." The reason why sleeping on a cold jade bed can greatly increase the internal strength is that when sleeping, you must also use your whole body to fight against the cold, and you can practice even in your sleep. Originally, the practice was against the sky, and it required the movement of qi and blood, which was different from the usual time. After ordinary people sleep, their qi and blood will unconsciously function normally, and in this way, ninety percent of the kung fu practiced during the day is consumed. On the cold jade bed, even when sleeping, it will reverse the qi and blood to compete with the cold qi, so not only will it not consume the martial arts practiced during the day, but it will increase the strength. ”

Although Xiaolongnu said it was a little difficult to understand, Tang Xiaosheng still understood it, and it was actually one sentence to sum up:

Cold Jade Bed = Resistance to Cold + Reversal of Qi and Blood.

Xiaolongnu said: "Guo'er once taught me a set of "Methods for Reversing the Meridians", and later I combined the "Great Method of Soul Transfer" in the "Nine Yin True Scripture" with this set of mental methods to create a new set of "The Method of Reversing the Meridians". As long as you secretly practice this set of mental methods while sleeping, the effect is the same as sleeping on a cold jade bed, or even better. ”

Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng's heart was full of anticipation, and he hurriedly asked, "Long'er, what should I do?" ”

Xiaolongnu said: "Cultivating this set of mental methods needs to be carried out in an icy environment, the colder the environment, the better the effect of cultivation, and the faster the internal strength will progress." Therefore, from tonight onwards, you cannot sleep under the covers......"

"No quilts?" Tang Xiaosheng frowned, and analyzed, "Long'er, the weather forecast said, there have been several strong cold air recently, and the temperature at night is only one or two degrees, how can you do it without a quilt?" ”

Xiaolongnu shook her head, as if she felt that what he said was irrelevant, and said lightly: "Not only can you not cover the quilt, but also don't wear clothes, you have to sleep naked." Even then, it's not enough. It's best to take a cold shower before going to bed, and then turn on a fan while you go to bed and blow your body. In short, we must find ways to create an environment that is icy and snowy. The colder the environment, the better the effect of practicing while sleeping, and the faster the skill will progress. ”

Although Xiaolongnu's statement sounds a little too inhuman, peerless martial arts are not so easy to learn, Tang Xiaosheng has no other skills, but he is still good at enduring hardships, and after thinking about it again, he decided to try it according to what she said.

"The Method of Reversing the Meridians" was created by Ouyang Feng of the Western Poison after reversing the "Nine Yin True Scripture", and later passed it to Yang Guo, and then Yang Guo passed it on to Xiaolongnu. In other words, it's a set of martial arts invented by a madman. …,

The martial arts invented by madmen naturally have the practice methods of madmen, and the most effective cultivation method of "The Method of Reversing the Meridians" is - handstand.

After a detailed theoretical explanation by Xiaolongnu, Tang Xiaosheng already had a general understanding of the "Method of Reversing the Meridians". After learning the theoretical knowledge, you will officially enter the stage of practice.

He then walked to the corner of the room, turned his body forward, his hands on the floor, and his feet against the wall, in an upside-down position.

Guo Xiang felt that this set of martial arts was very special, and he couldn't help but be curious, and he also wanted to learn from it, so he also stood upside down on the wall like him.

It's just that handstand is, after all, an act that goes against the laws of human physiological activity, and it's not comfortable to maintain such a posture. After a while, the blood on the body quickly flowed back to the head, and both of them felt that their heads were swollen so badly that they couldn't help but feel a little dizzy.

In less than five minutes, Guo Xiang finally couldn't support it, and rolled down from the wall, rubbing his temples with his little hands, and muttered to himself: "This set of martial arts is so difficult to practice." ”

Xiaolongnu smiled slightly: "Xiang'er, take your time, don't rush." ”

Tang Xiaosheng actually insisted on it very hard, but he didn't want to give up easily, but tried to run the "Method of Reversing the Meridians" in his body according to the mental mantra taught by Xiaolongnu.

At first, there was no effect, he just felt that his head was swollen and a little unbearable, but he gritted his teeth and survived.

After more than ten minutes, his body began to undergo some euphoric changes, the dizziness and swelling of his head gradually eased, and he found that he had slowly adapted to the upside-down posture, which seemed to be no different from when he was standing upright.

All these phenomena show that his "Method of Reversing the Meridians" has already been introduced.

It's just that the strength of the arm can't match the thigh after all, and after insisting on handstand for fifteen minutes, due to lack of physical strength, Tang Xiaosheng finally fell off the wall.

But he didn't rest for long, and in less than ten minutes, he was climbing over the wall again and continuing to stand upside down.

Xiaolongnu was afraid that he would be too tired from practicing, so she persuaded him to rest for a while many times, but Tang Xiaosheng explained that he had nothing to do, in fact, he was already a little tired of it. Because of the wonderful changes that have taken place in his body during the handstand, he is very excited.

After the second handstand, he felt much better than the first, and quickly adapted to this unconventional position, and the time of his second handstand was extended by more than five minutes to 20 minutes.

After that, the time of each handstand increased, the third time was twenty-six minutes, the fourth time was thirty-three minutes, and the fifth time was forty-two minutes......

At the end of the day, he practiced handstands almost all except eating, and by 9 o'clock in the evening, his last handstand had lasted for more than an hour.

"After that, it seems that your 'Method of Reversing the Meridians' has been slightly completed."

When Tang Xiaosheng heard this, he was overjoyed in his heart, today's efforts were finally not in vain, and asked: "Long'er, since I have learned the Method of Reversing the Meridians, can I cultivate internal strength as long as I use this set of mental methods to resist the cold?" ”

"Not bad." The little dragon girl nodded, paused, and said, "However, you have to take a cold shower first." ”