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The two people who walked in from Jindi's door, both of them were about twenty years old, and the appearance and dress of the two people were very ordinary, except for the waiter at the bar and Xiao Fan, the other people present had no special reaction to the arrival of these two people.

"Brother Xiaofan, it's them." When Xiao Fan turned his head to look at the two people, Lin'er's voice immediately sounded in Xiao Fan's ears.

After Xiao Fan heard this, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"You're here to sing?" When these two people walked to the front of the bar, Xiao Fan, who was standing beside him, suddenly spoke.

Seeing Xiao Fan speak, the waiter at the bar was stunned for a moment, it is her duty to receive customers, usually, even if Xiao Fan Zheng Hao is here, with guests coming to the door, they will not take the initiative to entertain, but flash aside, and hand it over to the bar waiter to communicate and communicate with them.

Unexpectedly, today's boss "overstepped the bounds", since this is the case, the waiter is inconvenient to say anything, but stood up and was ready to collect the deposit and open the private room.

"yes, let's get a private room." Guest A heard Xiao Fan's question, didn't think much about it, and replied casually.

"Is it just the two of you?" Xiao Fan still asked quietly.

"yes, just the two of us." Guest A replied.

"Hehe, there are only two men, are they here to find Miss?" Xiao Fan looked at the two of them and asked with a slight smile.

As soon as Xiao Fan's words came out, everyone present was stunned.

Indeed, according to general experience, only two big men enter the song hall, and there is no opposite sex next to them, usually there will be two young ladies who come out, even if the guests do not come here to have anything else to do with the young lady, it is also very good to ask them to accompany them to drink, chat, and liven up the atmosphere.

Just imagine, if there are only two big men in the entire private room, no matter how you understand the scene, it will make people feel a little weird. So, at least on the surface, Xiao Fan's question didn't seem to be very abrupt.

If Xiao Fan's question was not abrupt, then why would everyone be stunned? This involves some unspoken rules of entertainment venues.

First of all, no matter what you say, there is one thing that everyone knows, that is, it is not a glorious act to find a young lady in a song hall or anywhere else, this is a problem that everyone understands, therefore, under normal circumstances, the bar waiter will never blatantly ask his guests in front of the public if they want to ask the young lady to come out.

Even if the guests really want to call the lady to come out, but also after they walk into the private room, they communicate with the waiter who goes in to deliver the drinks in private, and few people will order the lady in front of the bar in front of many outsiders, because, although most people know that this is a tacit thing, no one will make any moral judgment on the behavior of the lady who comes to the song hall to sing and accompany the drinker, but most people still subconsciously feel that this is a bad thing, at least something that should not be brought to the table.

Although this seems a bit contrived and hypocritical, it is the truth, so when Xiao Fan suddenly asked the two guests in front of so many people if they were looking for the young lady, it was reasonable for everyone present to be a little surprised and even surprised after hearing it.

"Who said we were looking for Miss? I don't look for it. Guest A replied lightly.

"It's really rare for two big men to come and sing and not call Miss." Xiao Fan chuckled softly, and then asked, "Could it be that you are the legendary Brondler?" ”

If everyone was just a little surprised that Xiao Fan asked these two guests if they were looking for Miss before, then when everyone heard that Xiao Fan suspected that these two people were broken backs, it was simply shocking.

After all, in the current society, the matter of same-surname love is still a relatively obscure topic, and there are a large number of people who have a very negative evaluation of this group, so if it is not for people who are very familiar with themselves, it is not just a joke to say this, it will also make people feel that it is an offense, not to mention, these two people are coming to Jindi to consume, Xiaofan is so open-mouthed, isn't it obvious that he wants to offend people.

"You're sick." Sure enough, after listening to Xiao Fan's words, the other party was immediately unhappy.

"Do you have any medicine?" Xiao Fan saw that the other party was angry, but he didn't think so, at this moment, he suddenly remembered a small paragraph by Guo Degang.

"You ......" Guest A glared at Xiao Fan angrily.

"Alright, let's open the private room and ignore him." Guest B gave Guest A a look, which meant that it was important to get down to business.

Guest A understood, looked at Xiao Fan and snorted, ignored him, and was ready to pay the deposit.

"Why are you in such a hurry to open a private room?" Xiao Fan still smiled at the two guests in an unhurried tone, "Could it be that you are in a hurry to go in and shoot?" Two big men, hey, how disgusting. ”

"You ......" Guest A couldn't hold back anymore when he heard this, and reached out and grabbed Xiao Fan's collar.

Seeing this, the security guards immediately surrounded the two guests.

"I'm sure they're brokebacks." Xiao Fan didn't have much effort to shake off the hand stretched out by guest A, and then walked out of the circle and smiled slowly at the security guard, "Search for me if they have contraception and lubricants or anything like that." ”

Although the security guards felt a little surprised by Xiao Fan's behavior, because they didn't think that these two people were really some kind of broken backs, but since the boss spoke, of course they didn't have a reason not to obey, so the security guards really searched the two guests.

Soon, the security guards found a small bag in the pocket of guest A's clothes, which contained several pills of different colors and the like, and the security guard handed it to Xiao Fan.

"What is this?" Xiao Fan took the small bag and looked at it for a long time, and then asked, "Could it be that this is an aphrodisiac?" ”

"Show me." Zheng Hao seemed to sense something, and immediately walked to Xiao Fan's side and took the small bag from him.

"This should be the end of shaking the head." After all, he was born as a security guard, so Zheng Hao is not very unfamiliar with these things.

"Shake your head!" Xiao Fan's eyes widened and he looked at Zheng Hao incredulously, and the others didn't expect that these two people would end with shaking their heads.

"As far as I know, it's illegal to take this thing." Xiao Fan said thoughtfully.