0302 Fortune teller

"What? It's less than three or four miles ahead to my house, and at this time you say you want to go back? Hum! If you want to go back, go back yourself! I have to go back to see my mother! Hearing Sister Hua say that she was going back, Niu Er's nose was almost crooked. Coming home soon, she wants to let herself go back with her? Didn't take the medicine, did you??

"Death! Can you rest assured that I will go back by myself? Aren't you afraid that something will happen to me!? Cut! Sister Hua glared at Niu Er and pouted.

"You're not me, why don't I worry! Hum! Niu Er snorted with his nose.

"Hey! You're my bodyguard! You're responsible for what happened to me! Besides, I'm so good-looking, aren't you afraid that I'll be bullied by bad guys!? Sister Hua picked the corner of her eye, pursed her lips and said with a smile.

"That's not right! When Cheng Hao was leaving, he said that you should take care of me! I gave you 10,000 dollars! You're good, not only did you take care of me after you got the money, but you also let me be your bodyguard and part-time porter! At night you sleep in the tent and let me who is at the door of the tent! It's autumn, I got up in the morning with a layer of hoarfrost on my head, you can give it up, what else do I have to worry about you if something happens? Niu Er said with a huffing look.

"Hey, hey! Aren't you a man? What's the matter if I sleep in a tent with you!? What if you want to do something bad? I'll have to guard against you! Sister Hua grinned. I know that Niu Er is still angry with himself, dead boy, who told you that you already have so many wives, how could I let you violate me again! Besides, I'm celibate!

"Ahh It's home! Hey! Look at it, the village in front of you is our Liuyatun! Ha Lu Ha! I'm home! I'll show you how beautiful my three wives are! Make you regret not letting me into your tent, or you can be my wife! Hahaha! Niu Er said and suddenly rode towards the village with a sharp kick.

"Who scares about you! Dead boy! You wait for me! Sister Hua hurriedly followed behind.

"Holy! What's going on in my house? How can there be so many people? Niu Er came to the door of the house, and suddenly saw that the yard was full of people. I was stunned all of a sudden, it couldn't be something at home, right?

"This is your home?" Sister Hua, who followed behind, hurriedly stopped the car and asked in surprise. The Niu Er family seems to be quite wealthy, and the small second floor is very beautiful. And I haven't seen such a nice house in a few villages before and after! Why didn't this damn boy tell himself?

"............ are you looking for? Niu Er??!! Whining! Niu Er! Is it really you? Dead Cow Two! I thought you were dead! ”

Suddenly, a person came behind Niu Er, and when he saw Niu Er and Sister Hua in sportswear, he didn't recognize this person as Niu Er. But as soon as he said half a sentence, he suddenly found that the person who turned around turned around turned out to be Niu Er, this person was so happy that he shed tears, and when he came over, he beat Niu Er hard, and then threw himself into Niu Er's arms.

The person who came was Guan Min'er!

"Sister Min'er! Hee-hee! Sister Min'er! Miss me, right? Hey hey i! What's going on in my house? Why so many people? Niu Er stretched out his hand to wipe Guan Min'er's tears, and asked hurriedly.

"Tell me more! Mom is worried about you, today I found a fortune teller to calculate when you can come back, but as a result, the fortune teller said that you have a great calamity and you have to crack it! It's not like the family is preparing something to let this fortune teller cast a spell on you to crack. I also heard about it just now, so I hurriedly showed the child to my mother-in-law and ran over to take a look! I didn't expect you to really come back! But what's wrong? That master is drinking and eating with your stepfather, and he hasn't cast a spell for you yet? Guan Min'er said and suddenly remembered that something was wrong, and said hurriedly.

"What? Nima! And what's going on? Depend on! I'm going to see how he cracked it for me? Niu Er knew in his heart that this was a trick to deceive people, so he stepped into the courtyard.

"Hey! You...... Are you Niu Er's sister or Niu Er's wife? Suddenly, Sister Hua, who had been beside her, asked Guan Min'er. I heard Niu Er call Guan Min'er Sister Min'er just now, but I didn't hear that Niu Er has a sister! Seeing that Guan Min'er is very beautiful, usually Niu Er always says how good-looking his wife is, won't this be one of them!

"Huh!? I...... I'm his sister! You...... You're not going to be the one he brought back...... A handful of women, right!? At this time, Guan Min'er noticed that the person who was following Niu Er was also a big beauty! The heart said that this can't be a wife who Niu Er has been out of the country for so long and got back, right?? This Niu Er really wants three palaces and six courtyards, seventy-two partial concubines? Why did you go to Weifu for a private visit and choose a palace maid?

"Hey, hey! I'm not! Don't get me wrong! My name is Sister Hua! It's Niu Er's martial arts instructor! Practice Tai Chi! Sister Hua introduced herself while pondering: Listening to the tone of this Min'er in front of her, it seems that this Niu Er really has no less women to lead back!

Mr. Fortune Teller is taking advantage of this kung fu to drink with Niu Er's stepfather Lao Zhangtou in the living room on the second floor, and everything has been prepared, but this guy wants to fill his stomach first, so he asks for dinner after buying roast chicken and liquor. And he claimed that he did not eat this thing for himself, but to honor the gods who did things for him. I have to ask Niu Er's family to serve respectfully. Niu Erma's mother saw that it was not appropriate for anyone to serve, so she simply asked Lao Zhangtou to come and wait! Anyway, it's just to pick up the vegetables and pour the wine.

This fortune teller is so proud, he takes a sip of roast chicken and a sip of wine! Drink so beautiful! Nima! This rich family is good, eats well, lives well, and is generous, good! Wouldn't it be better to know that Lu Dao would ask for more money! Well! It seems that when they can cast spells, they will have to find a reason to ask for another three hundred and two hundred, at least there will be no business for a month, and there will be no problem with eating and drinking.

Suddenly, kick kick! There was a sound of stairs, and a group of people came up from below. Lao Zhang raised his head and suddenly saw that it was Niu Er who came up with Niu Erma, Leng Shuangyue, Yu Jiali, Wang Feng and others. There is also a woman who is very beautiful, but she doesn't know her. Lao Zhangtou was stunned suddenly, and there was a burst of surprise. Before he could figure out how to speak, Niu Er suddenly waved his hand in a flash, and then came over and sat opposite the fortune teller.

"Master! I'm Niu Er's brother! My name is Niu Da! I sincerely ask you, can you really solve Niu Er's catastrophe this time? I just received news from him out of the blue, saying that he had been beaten and was dying now! ”