When Penthos saw me, he greeted me cordially, and he with a scar on his face and me with fierce eyes became a scene of mafia members meeting in the eyes of others.

"Lin, you're finally free, even Obama misses you."

Penthos seemed to be right, and Obama ran up to my thigh and rubbed his mouth against my knee.

I found a plastic sign hanging from Obama's neck, written in Chinese, English and French, "Do not feed while losing weight", and it can be seen that Obama hates this brand very much, and twisted his neck several times to try to bite the sign off.

Compared with the day before yesterday, Obama has indeed gained weight, and his swollen waist and hips look more 2B with his still serious little eyes.

Obama jerked against my lap, hoping I could feed it or help it remove the plastic tag that was preventing it from getting food, and neither hope was satisfied, Zuihou let out a grunt of displeasure in his throat, bit my trouser hem, and turned to look for other good Samaritans.

A bejeweled fat woman, accompanied by a thin male companion like a bamboo pole, was about to walk to the main entrance of the film and television city, Obama shouted at her a few times, but the fat woman was so frightened that she crooked her body and almost stoned her male companion to death.

"Lin, you still don't want Miss to eat potato chips in the future." Penthos said to me.

“weishenme？ Isn't eating once in a while a great help for Amy to release stress? ”

"Lin, you know, Miss, her physique is not strong, she is allergic to many things, and her nutrition is easy to be out of balance, since she started eating potato chips, she has become very easy to get angry, and recently she has had mouth ulcers, which is quite painful."

"This ...... Can you be sure that it's potato chips? ”

"It's also possible that Coke is causing it, anyway, don't give Miss these two things anymore recently."

"I see, I'll take notice."

It's time to review it! Just because Amy is my sister can't be arrogant! It seems that cola and potato chips are really not healthy foods, people with MAX resistance like Xiong Yaoyue can eat them casually, and people with sensitive physiques like Amy must limit them!

Knowing that it was intermission time, Amy was resting in the RV, I said goodbye to Penthos, ran along the straight road of the studio, and soon came to the set of "The Legend of Moding" and saw the RV parked by the woods.

I walked around to the side of the woods to make sure Kyle, the bastard, wasn't peeping around the window, and then walked to the front door of the RV and said to 004 and 005 that I was going to go in and see Amy.

After 005 made an announcement inside, Amy's voice came from the bedroom:

"It's the dead manservant here, let him in."

It's unnatural, as if there's something stuck in your mouth.

Walking into the very spacious and bright bedroom, which was the other room compared to the RV, I saw Amy wearing a small vermilion dress that was easy to change, lying on the circular waterbed in agony, and people who didn't know the inside thought she was terminally ill.

"Do canker sores hurt?" I asked.

"Of course it hurts!" Amy lost her temper with me to ease her pain, "It's all because the manservant took me to eat the poisonous food of the Celestial Empire!" ”

Oh, she refers to the time when she vomited in the snack street, since she vomited it just after eating, it means that it has not been absorbed by the human body at all, and I am afraid it is not the cause of mouth ulcers.

The most suspicious ones are still Coke and potato chips, sometimes I eat too many potato chips and get ulcers, not to mention not Sparta's sister? It's just that Amy doesn't want to think in this direction, and Coke and potato chips are perfect in her eyes.

"How many ulcers are there?" I asked, "Open your mouth and let me see if Yan is serious?" ”

Amy's mouth was tightly closed, her lovely brow furrowed tightly, and her face was slightly red.

Several times she showed her body in front of my eyes without care, but she didn't want me to see the ulcer in her mouth.

Is it because you think your body is perfect, but the ulcer in your mouth is imperfect? Even if I wear less than a bath towel or a swimsuit, wouldn't I feel more shy than if I saw the ulcer?

Amy, who was very intolerant of pain, was tormented by mouth ulcers, and turned over again on the waterbed, with an expression of annoyance and grievance on her face, as if she was questioning God Weishenme to let herself suffer such a thing.

I really haven't suffered at all! Your brother and I were scratched by a knife when I was fighting with someone last year, and I was stunned that I didn't have anesthetic and got three stitches! I took Guan Erye, who scraped the bones to cure the poison, as an example, and I didn't hum it! Even a mouth ulcer can torture you to the point of pain, and there are many times when you have to endure pain in your life, how can you stand it then!

The easiest example to think of is the labor pains of having a baby! Will you be able to endure that pain in the future? Could it be that you, who don't want to suffer at all, will find someone to surrogate?

Amy's tiny body twitched, then bounced herself up from the waterbed and reached for the painkillers on the bedside table.

Although the outside of the pill bottle was in English, I felt intuitively and Amy's expression that it must be painkiller.

After a dozen eyes, among several different painkillers, I found a bottle of watermelon cream spray that the Chinese are very familiar with.

Penthos bought it, right? Peng Thos is very good at following the local customs, just two months after coming to China, he learned the trick of tin foil unlocking, and now he has bought Amy watermelon cream as an alternative, but unfortunately Amy does not believe in Chinese medicine, and would rather take painkillers with great side effects.

I grabbed Amy's hand halfway through and stopped her from getting the painkillers.

"What are you doing!" Because her mouth hurts, Amy asked me very neatly, "Can you touch my hands without my permission?" ”

"Biedong takes painkillers without moving," I said, "Painkillers are harmful to the stomach, liver, kidneys, and heart, and if you take painkillers for a minor illness, when you really need painkillers, painkillers should have no effect!" ”

Amy pulled her hand out of my palm and formed a kneeling position on the waterbed, but it was not the standard kneeling posture of Japanese women, but her legs were in an "M" shape on the bed, very lazy and willful, and she looked like she would lose her temper at any time.

Because Amy's skeleton is small and her shoulders are narrow, the dress strap on the right side slipped off her shoulders, and although it was not as bright as it was gone, it still exposed the slightly bulging chest arc.

"What do you look like like this! Get dressed! I ordered her with a frown, and she immediately showed an annoyed look on her face that "a valet would dare to speak to me like that."

There was no desire to carry out my orders, and Amy still sat lazily on the bed, and said to the little beast with a sharp mouth:

"It is a servant's job to dress his master! Verbally saying that you love me, but you can't even take the initiative to help me get dressed! ”

After saying a long series of words in a row, she was affected by mouth ulcers, and her mouth was uncomfortably curled.

I had no choice but to carefully pull Amy's shoulder strap with my fingertips and help her back into place.

"That's pretty much it," Amy nodded slightly, then reached out and pointed in the direction of the painkiller, ordering:

"Servant, come and feed me medicine! If I didn't take painkillers, I would have died of pain! ”

I ignored her orders and picked up the watermelon cream from the bedside table.

"The side effects of painkillers are too great, listen to me, let's take watermelon cream today!"

"I don't want it! Don't poison me with suspicious Chinese medicine! Peng Tousi's fool didn't say that watermelon cream has a special effect on mouth ulcers, but it turned out to be not watermelon-flavored at all, bitter and disgusting! ”

Don't you use it because it tastes bad? Good medicine is good for disease! Don't you still wish potato chips and cola could cure your illness?

"Potato chips can't cure diseases, but Coke can cure diseases!" Amy said stiffly, "Americans drink Coke to treat colds!" ”

How stupid! With the Chinese using banlangen to prevent avian flu at a level, some experts have long said that Chinese and Americans have a lot in common, from all kinds of stupid things (such as Americans believe in psychics, Chinese dance gods), it is really worthy of the same earthlings!

"Coke can't cure a cold!" I categorically denied the unreliable American civil science, "Your mouth ulcers are from eating potato chips!" Watermelon cream does taste a hundred times worse than watermelon, but it can heal your ulcers! That's the price you have to pay for eating chips! You have to eat hard to eat potato chips! ”

Amy, who had long suspected that mouth ulcers were related to potato chips, lowered her head and thought about it, and stopped talking.

"Come, obedient, the watermelon frost was uncomfortable when it was first sprayed, but it passed after a while. Painkillers treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and only when you cure your mouth sores can you continue to eat what you like! Otherwise, even if I bring you potato chips, you won't be able to eat them now, will you? ”

Amy, who was persuaded by my zuihou words, asked me in disbelief: "Can you really get through it?" ”

"Really." I promise, in fact, when the watermelon cream first touched the ulcer surface, it was still very painful, and I deliberately downplayed this, which was the same as "Dad took you to the zoo", and the result was to go to the hospital for injections, the same good intentions!

"Open your mouth, I'll give you the medicine, and say, 'Ah-'" I patiently guided my sister.

Amy reluctantly opened her mouth, her small cherry red lips were very moist, probably caused by her tongue Tian making ulcers on her lips.

There was an ulcer on the lower lip near the root of the tooth, the size of a grain of rice, and I thought it was the only one that wouldn't make Amy so painful, so I asked her if there were any other places.

"There's another place on the tongue, at the base of the tongue," Amy told me with a little fear, and the relationship between the two of us seemed to have suddenly become that of a patient and a doctor, "and it hurt me to death under the tongue." ”

"Raise your tongue and I'll see."

I said with my left hand holding Amy's small and delicate chin and my right hand holding the watermelon cream with the cap unscrewed.

Amy, who was held up by my chin, did not feel shy, but enjoyed the treatment like a cat, and put the weight of her head on my hands.

But she looked at the watermelon cream in my right hand like she was looking at a drill in the dentist's hand.

Amy pushed the tip of her tongue up to the upper tooth hall, flashed before my eyes, and immediately closed her mouth again, as if very worried that I would make a surprise attack on her.

Sure enough, the most important thing is under the tongue! A white ulcer the size of a tiny fingernail! In any case, you have to spray watermelon cream on it today, otherwise if the wound worsens, Amy will be even more miserable!

It's time to show some of my brother's majesty.

I clutched her jaw tighter so that it wouldn't hurt her, but it wouldn't give her a chance to escape.

"Long pain is better than short pain," I said solemnly, "open your mouth like you did just now, and it will be over in a second, if you are afraid of pain......"

I gritted my teeth, "You can pinch my thigh, so it's fair, right?" ”

Amy seemed very interested in the offer, and she reached for my crotch.

What a joke Nima! I'm asking you to pinch your thigh, not your third leg! If you feel pain and pinch your third leg, my brother will die! I will die a miserable death at your hands!

I pouted my ass back, dodged Amy's pranks, and pretended to be angry and ordered her:

"Don't make a fuss! You're going to play in a while, right? Hurry up and open your mouth! ”

Amy reluctantly opened her mouth at a slight angle.

"This won't work," my hand holding the watermelon frost was blocked by Amy's two rows of teeth, unable to reach the ulcer deep at the base of my tongue, "open your mouth wider, open your mouth wider!" ”

For no reason, I suddenly remembered the spring dream last night, and ordered Xiao Qin, who was kneeling in front of me, to open her mouth desperately.

What am I thinking! These two jets are not the same thing at all, right? And when I thought of this kind of thing when I drugged my sister, I was a pervert who should have been cut with a thousand cuts! During the summer vacation, I'm going to meditate and practice under the waterfall!

Amy's blue eyes of fear did not dare to look at the movements of my hands, but instead looked at my face, and in order to make sure that her mouth was wide open, she kept making a nasal "ah-".

My hand shook and almost spurted, but I finally gathered my strength and struck a precise and powerful blow towards the center of the ulcer.

For the first two seconds, Amy closed her mouth and blinked her eyes, seemingly not feeling any discomfort.

As a result, by the third second, she let out a miserable scream from her throat like a cat eating a chili pepper.

"Woo woo oo

004 and 005 hurriedly rushed in to check, I pointed to the watermelon cream in my hand, and said, "Treat the medicine." The two of them looked at each other and withdrew.

Looking back at Amy, she covered her mouth with her hands, trying to control the desire to vomit, her face turned red, and the irritation of the watermelon cream on the ulcer wound was far beyond her tolerance, and she rolled on the waterbed in pain.

"Bastard valet! How dare you lie to me! It hurts more than it just did!! ”

She muttered indistinctly as she rolled back and forth.

"Hold back!" I encouraged her, "Just bear with it for a while!" ”

Amy, who was in tears, grabbed a feather pillow and threw it at me.

I didn't hide, I let the pillow hit my face, and it didn't hurt anyway.

There was also a smaller ulcer that hadn't been medicated, and I had to find a way to convince Amy to do it again.

I guess it's hard.