Chapter 313: Confessional Language

Zhouhang City, Zhouhang University.

Gao Weili, who is in his junior year, is very troubled these days because he is thinking about how to confess to the girl he likes.

Gao Weili is a native of Dongshan Province, although he is often said to be a big man in the north, his height and physique are indeed worthy of this title, and the name "Weili" is also quite worthy, but in fact, he is a shy person, or can not say shy, it should be said that he is very homely, because he has been at home for a long time and does not speak often, so his mouth is not good, and his face is relatively thin, and it is easy to be stimulated and then emotional.

He has never had a girlfriend, whether it is pursued by himself or by a female man chasing him.

Seriously, he had chased a girl before, but after only confessing once, the other party sternly rejected him, saying: "You are a good person, but I have a boyfriend." ”

Gao Wei burst into tears.

Being issued a good person card, Gao Wei is barely acceptable, after all, it has become a common practice for girls nowadays to say this when they reject suitors; The other party has a boyfriend, and Gao Weili can't accept it, which makes him feel very embarrassed, and he confesses without even figuring out the other party's situation, stupid, too stupid.

After that rejection, High Power developed a slight "confessional phobia". Even if there is a girl he likes, he has investigated the other party's situation clearly, and he doesn't dare to confess easily, because he is afraid of being rejected again.

But now, he has to confess, because around the girl he likes very much and has a crush on him, a crazy suitor has appeared these days. Although the other party was constantly rejected by the girl he liked, the other party insisted on appearing downstairs in the girl's dormitory every day with a bouquet of flowers in his hand, which gave him a strong sense of crisis.

When girls face stalker suitors, as long as they are still single, as long as the suitors are not too bad. Even if you are very unhappy and hate each other at first, your mentality will slowly change over time.

Gao Weili has seen a lot of girls who have been pursued in this situation, and at that time he was very envious and regretful, envious of the other party's double stay and double flying, and regretted that he didn't insist on anything after his first confession failed.

So. This time, Gao Weili intends to take the initiative again, and is determined to fight to the death.

It's just that what to say when confessing is a headache for Gao Weili, until Li Yunchao, a roommate and close friend, pointed to the neck of the beautiful star Zhou Chenxi on the computer screen and let him see it, his problem was solved, and then he grinned.

Roommate Li Yunchao, a language master obsessed with martial arts novels. He is proficient in multiple languages, but his career plan is not to be an excellent translator or enter the government as a leading secretary, but to work in Red Star Media Company after graduation.

"Lan Lan, you are the goddess in my heart, and I want to praise your beauty in one song: fluttering like a frightening flood, graceful like a dragon. Rong Yao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine. The hair is like a light cloud covering the moon. Fluttering like the snow of the wind......"

That night, downstairs in the girls' dormitory, Gao Weili finally asked Xiao Lan out, handed the flowers in his hand to Xiao Lan, and then confessed affectionately.

"Stop, stop, stop......" Xiao Lan's face changed, and she immediately waved her hand to interrupt: "I said high power." Confess and confess, can't you think of some nice words for yourself? Do you think I don't know that these words are used by the star master to praise the female star Zhou Chenxi? The most outrageous thing is that these sentences are fu, not words, and people who have studied in high school know the Tao. ”

Gao Weiwei's face turned white with a "swish". The mind is also blank, how can this be? Shouldn't it?

When Xiao Lan turned around and left with a cold face, Gao Weili finally came to his senses, took a deep breath, and shouted behind his back: "Xiao Lan, I like me!" I've decided to pursue you from today until you promise to be my girlfriend! ”

Xiao Lan didn't look back, so what Gao Weili didn't know was that he shouted out when his brain was hot, Xiao Lan was stunned for a moment after hearing it, and soon showed a smile.

So Gao Weili was still regretting and embarrassed, and thought wildly: "This is a big mess, how can I go out to meet people in the future!" Will Lan Lan stop talking to me because of today's events? Can I still pursue Lanlan? ”

……

Xiangjiang, New District.

Liu Wei, the "pseudo" rich second generation with a little capital in his family, has been in a very happy mood these days, because he conquered a beautiful girl again, and successfully dumped the other party after he got tired of playing.

The day after tomorrow, he is going to go to the mainland with his father to discuss business, so he plans to conquer a beautiful girl today, strive to get it done in one afternoon, roll the sheets at night, and then get rid of it tomorrow.

Driving a beautiful sports car roaming the streets, wearing a pair of sunglasses, his handsome appearance and charming smile make him look very stylish, which can be seen from the hot eyes on the side of the road. Liu Wei was very proud, and a strong vanity filled his chest, even though he would be treated this way every time he drove out of the sports car.

No one knew what to do, driving a sports car, and he was wearing sunglasses and was patrolling the body of the girl on the road with hungry wolf-like eyes.

Especially those girls who wear super shorts and show two white thighs; A sexy beauty wearing a bandeau dress, revealing her white and tender shoulders and delicate collarbones; Wearing a tight-fitting uniform, a modern urban girl with a convex front and backward ......, Liu Wei's eyes were even more unscrupulous, as if there were two gangs burning in his eyes, eager to strip these girls, beauties, and girls to the light, and then let him appreciate them a hundred times, a hundred times.

Suddenly, a temperamental beauty wearing jeans, a white shirt, long black hair, and a delicate melon seed face appeared in Liu Wei's sight.

Although the beauty is dressed very ordinary, she is very pure, and her willow eyebrows are crooked, and an indissoluble sorrow permeates the middle, making her look pitiful.

Almost instantly, Liu Wei's desire to conquer was stimulated, and he was overjoyed at the same time: "It's her!" ”

Parked the luxury sports car in the parking space on the side of the road, Liu Wei took off his sunglasses and threw them on the car, and he disguised himself as an honest person and walked over in front of the beauty.

The two got closer and closer, right in a straight line, and if they didn't avoid it, the two would definitely bump into each other.

Liu Wei pretended to look at the scenery next to him and didn't notice it. In fact, the peripheral vision of the eyes has been paying attention to the oncoming beauty.

The beauty noticed that the two were about to collide, frowned slightly, and walked away for some distance.

"Poor and pitiful! It's so cute! That's what you want! Liu Wei shouted in his heart, and then took a step off when the two were about to pass by, just in front of the beauty.

Bang!

The two collided together, but Liu Wei controlled the force of the collision very well. Guarantee that the beauty will not be knocked over, and then he himself immediately pretends to fall to the ground.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. You're fine, sir, are you? Fang Qingxue hurriedly stepped forward to help Liu Wei, and said apologetically.

"I ...... I ......" Liu Wei raised his head and looked at Fang Qingxue, and was immediately "shocked", as if he was stunned by Fang Qingxue's beautiful face, and then subconsciously muttered: "Clear water comes out of hibiscus, and it is natural to carve and decorate." It's like a frightening flight. Graceful like a dragon, Rong Yao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine. The hair is like the light clouds covering the moon, and the fluttering is like the snow of the flowing wind......"

"I just came out to relax, and I actually ran into a superb scum!" Fang Qingxue felt a lot of evil in her heart, and immediately shook off the hand holding Liu Wei, and then said disdainfully: "This gentleman, please do a full set of plays." Don't take Xingye's things as your own, it's really disgusting! ”

After speaking. Fang Qingxue left without looking back.

Liu Wei was stunned for a moment, stupidly looking at Fang Qingxue's departing back and not coming back to his senses for a long time, this time he was really dumbfounded, thinking: "Shouldn't it, are the women in Xiangjiang paying so much attention to the mainland now?" It's just a sentence that came out yesterday, why does she know the truth? ”

Liu Wei did not give up. I did the same thing again. But this time, he read: "The most is the one who bows his head and smiles, and a thousand styles surround his eyebrows." The cheeks are icy and clean, and the rouge is stainless and whitewashed; The cloud temples are soaked in paint, and the green silk is like a waterfall and a hosta......"

"I said uncle. You are so OUT, you actually told me that you like me with the love words of the star master, do you think I won't go over the wall? The second is a girl who knew that Lu Dao was still studying at a glance, but her answer hit Liu Wei even more, and she actually launched a deep and sharp ridicule of him.

"Spicy next door, is Stephen Zhao's influence so great? Has even Xiangjiang been captured by him? Liu Wei was full of cows, feeling that his innocent and kind heart was trampled and ravaged by 10,000 grass and mud horses.

……

"Poof!" Watching such an interview broadcast on the news, a mouthful of porridge that had just been drunk in his mouth was squirted out by Stephen Zhao, spraying all over the table, so that the breakfast full of love was wasted.

Zhao Xingchi didn't care about this, he quickly burst out laughing, laughing so much that his stomach hurt, and while slamming the table, he laughed and said, "How can there be ...... How can there be such a strange thing, ouch hey, it's so funny, I laugh to death. No, no, no, laugh again...... I can't breathe anymore when I laugh. ”

He said so, but he kept laughing again.

After laughing for nearly ten minutes, wiping away his tears over and over again, he finally relented and began to clean up the messy table.

Qian Minli put the famous sentences he said yesterday on his neck, except for being speechless and surprised, he didn't feel much, but was more concerned by the interpretation of the media and the comments of netizens on the Internet, and he thought it was very interesting. For example, "What a gorgeous phrase, the star master is against the sky again", "The star master is a saint, there is wood?" ", "Qian Minli sent these scarves, this is declaring war on Zhou Chenxi, proving that she is the real girlfriend of Xing Ye", "Xing Ye has always been very powerful and domineering, but I didn't expect to be as powerful and domineering as he used his talent to please women......

Of course, what made him even more interesting was the street interviews reported on TV, which were so funny and creative enough to take his words and confess to women!

"Sure enough, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and it also gave me the name of a love saint, I am not wronged!" While Zhao Xingchi was happy, he also thought of depression. (To be continued......)