The whole thing started when I lifted my clothes and showed my dolphins to my wife......

Due to the fact that scrap iron has been eating and not working lately, the belly is getting bigger and bigger. Last night I was lying flat on the bed, bored, and on a whim, I lifted up my shirt and said to my wife:

"Hey, look, my belly button doesn't look like a dolphin's vent? My big belly doesn't look like a dolphin's forehead? Didn't you spend 50 bucks at the aquarium to take pictures of dolphins? Husband, I have free here, do you want to play with it? ”

Unexpectedly, my wife had no sense of humor at all, and as soon as she heard this, she rolled up her sleeves and showed a pair of small hands, jumped on the bed, and pinched my dolphin!

Because the height difference between my wife and me is as much as 28 centimeters, so my wife always uses her greatest strength when she attacks me, and I am pinched to death, and I scream again and again, I guess the downstairs neighbors heard it, and I don't know that I think we are doing some kind of SM activity.

My wife got tired after pinching me, so she straddled my belly and asked me condescendingly, "Do you still play dolphin games?" ”

The Sprinkler family pulled down the placket to cover his belly: "Don't play, the dolphin hurts too much." ”

My wife stayed on my belly and thought for a while (with a vague evil smile) and then said, "I miss your dolphin again, you can show me the dolphin again." ”

The Sprinkle family didn't think much about it, so they picked up their clothes again, and as a result, my wife daxiao bullied my dolphin again (blackened!). Rampage! Triple the speed! I was abused to death, and the dolphins were red and swollen before she stopped attacking.

I covered my belly aggrievedly, but my wife couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha, you're stunned, you just pinched you and you forgot? How can it be so easy to be fooled! "I laughed so much that tears were about to come out.

"Hahahahaha-" My wife laughed so hard that she couldn't sit still and fell off my belly.

"I just did it on purpose! I did this on purpose to amuse you! "I've always been proud of being far more intelligent than my wife, and of course I won't admit to falling for my wife.

"I don't believe it! You're too stupid anyway! My wife climbed up holding her sore belly, and she seemed to suddenly remember the story of Cat Hell (Note (1)), so she suddenly jumped and smashed on my belly, and at the same time shouted, "My Neighbor Totoro attack!" ”

My petite wife just didn't know how important it was, and I was almost crushed to death by this blow.

To commemorate my escape, I crawled up to my computer and posted this post.

Note (1): Cat hell is an original concept of my wife, she thinks that all men who are not good to their girlfriends will go to cat hell after death, and then be smashed into meat patties by a hundred chinchillas every day.

On the other hand, the wife haode can go to cat paradise, obtain the right to feed a hundred chinchillas, and become a chinchilla caretaker...... My daily life is to help Totoro beat chestnuts, catch seafood, and comb Totoro...

When the 100 chinchillas were fat, they were sent to the cat hell to punish the prisoners, jumping off the high platform one by one and smashing them on the belly of the prisoners...... If you exercise like this for a period of time and lose weight successfully, you can return to cat paradise and continue to eat chestnuts......

Happy Tanabata Festival, everyone!