"Who the hell is that brute?" I asked through gritted teeth.

"Huh? You know they're brutes! Xiong Yaoyue said strangely, "At that time, we scolded them for being brutes, but they still didn't resist, and they blew chrysanthemums......"

He-we? Isn't the other party alone? Is it a super group P! What a chaotic scene! Where are the police? Where is the Law on the Protection of Minors? When minors really need your protection, how can you hide and can't find it! Are you only responsible for protecting powerful minors?

"Hey, Ye Lin, this has nothing to do with age, the other party is estimated to be a minor......"

"Huh? Minors to minors? ”

"yes, maybe they're still elementary school students!"

What the!? Have you been blown up by a group of elementary school students!! Shame on you! Don't tell people that you are students in Class 2 (3) like me! Xiong Yaoyue: Are you comparable to an athlete's liliang and speed? weishenme doesn't rise up to resist! Even if you are the only one who escapes, it is better to go to the public security bureau and call the police!

"No, I can't quit halfway! Even if you are popped, you have to be popped with everyone! This is the pain of growing up! ”

There is no need to talk about brotherly righteousness here! Also, are there a lot of elementary school students on the other side? Organized a group to rape junior high school sisters, how cowardly they are, how cruel they are! Is this the flower bone of the motherland that will become the mainstay of the Chinese land in the future!

"Huh? The other party is also five people, how can there be many people? Only so many people are allowed in a 5V5! ”

What? 5V5？ League of Legends! It turned out that you played a game with elementary school students, didn't you get gang raped by elementary school students!

"Oh, where did you think you went!" Xiong Yaoyue daxiao waved her hand at Xiangxia, "It's our team ranking that was caught up by others from behind, and it was brutally exploded, and now it has fallen to third place!" ”

She said as she knocked on the windowsill angrily, "Third place! Never! Disgrace! What a shame I've never had! We must step up our practice, work hard to cooperate, and then blow the chrysanthemum in second place and snatch the ranking back! ”

Nima is a LOL game ranking, is it worth being so serious! I remember that you seemed to have been in the third place from the bottom last semester, and you were still folding the rolls into paper airplanes and throwing them around! Although I am not a member of the study committee, I would love to say in your ear:

"It's a student's job to study hard! Shift the motivation to play games to studying! ”

At lunchtime, I texted Shu Zhe and asked him to come to the cafeteria to deliver the goods and receive the payment for the plain underwear.

He came in a hurry, and after handing over the silk open panties to me, I took out 500 yuan from the customer's payment and gave it to Shu Zhe as agreed.

This is Shu Zhe's first business as a "red bean sister", so he is both happy and proud, and he also boasted to me: he has not been idle in the past two days, and successfully used the competitive psychology to let "Popeye" and "coriander stuffed buns" bid, and Zuihou "coriander stuffed buns" won the opportunity to let Shu Zhe wear a pink bikini thong at a price of 600 yuan.

"Men are so stupid.,When chatting, the tone is a little bit and you agree to everything.,haha~~~"

After saying this, Shu Zhe seemed to realize that he was also a man, and changed the topic awkwardly.

Recently, a new customer who heard rumors came out and ordered original 'stockings' from Shu Zhe, but he felt that if he wore stockings at school in the summer, he would definitely wear them, so he didn't agree.

The point is to be goofs? Would you agree if it was winter? You really don't care about anything in order to make money!

Although the class leader was also eating in the cafeteria, she saw me with her brother, so she just nodded to him and said hello, and did not come.

It seems that Shu Zhe told his sister that he was asking me for advice on how to improve my sports performance, so the class leader didn't have any reason to stop me from chatting with Shu Zhe, right?

In addition, Xiaoqin originally planned to come to eat at the same table with me, but when she saw Shu Zhe beside her, she stared at him up and down for 5 minutes with the eyes of the enemy, and finally shivered, and went to eat with the loudspeaker and PHS with hatred.

How? Is Xiaoqin's sense so keen? Because Shu Zhe is not wearing women's underwear (maybe not wearing underwear at all), he is not in a state of women's clothing, so that it can cause your androphobia and become afraid of him!

It's really picky! I don't think there is any obvious difference between Shu Zhe wearing women's underwear and men's underwear from the outside! Women's sixth sense is really a bunker!

After thinking about so many topics related to underwear, I suddenly remembered that I had promised Shu Zhe to help explain to Xiong Yaoyue that he was not an underwear thief.

However, the underwear thief has now changed his past (probably), as long as there will be no more incidents of underwear theft in the future, Xiong Yaoyue will not keep staring at Shu Zhe, right?

After lunch, I went back to the classroom, just in time for the class chief to distribute peaches for everyone to eat.

It turned out that the class leader's aunt came to see them yesterday and left a large box of peaches for the class leader and Shu Zhe, and the class leader felt that the peaches would soon spoil in this weather, so he brought a lot of them to school and distributed them to the classmates.

In fact, the loudspeaker had already noticed that the squad leader had brought an extra bag than usual, which seemed to contain food, but the squad leader didn't let her see what was inside anyway, saying that she had to wait until after lunch.

Do you only eat fruit after a meal? Squad leader, your pursuit of order has reached a pathological level! Since you're not stingy, give it to the big horn earlier! You see, she didn't listen to the lecture all morning!

The lunch break lasted for two hours, and not all students would return to the classroom at the first time, so the class leader brought nearly twenty peaches, and there was still some leftover in a circle.

I was also very thirsty when the weather was so hot, so I asked the squad leader with a shy face:

"Can you give me one of Peaches?"

"It's gone!" The squad leader said as he handed the two peaches in the plastic bag to the loudspeaker.

I came back from hitting a nail and found a peach lying upside down on Xiaoqin's desk, and Xiaoqin was holding a pencil and a coloring book, practicing still life sketching on it.

"It turns out that Ye Lin wants to eat the class leader's peaches......"

Xiaoqin said bitterly.

Whoever says this can say it, but you can't say it! I still remember that you used peaches to compare the squad leader's boobs many times, are you sarcastic that I want to kiss the squad leader's boobs!

"This peach was also given to me by the class leader, but there is only one, which may not satisfy Ye Lin's classmate......"

One is enough! Weishenme is very ordinary, and when it comes out of your mouth, it is easy to make people think of a restricted-level scene!

And since you got the peaches, why don't you eat them? The squad leader washed the peaches at home, and you can eat them by peeling them! Why use it as a prop for still life sketches? In your sketchbook, you clearly drew a potato! In fact, it has nothing to do with peaches, even if you put a beast head in the Old Summer Palace on your desk, Zuihou draws a potato! Are you that fond of tubers!

Xiao Qin pursed her lips.

"Ye Lin, have you forgotten? I don't like peaches. ”

"If you want to ask weishenme, it's because peaches are hairy."

All peaches have hair! And the hair has been washed by the squad leader! Okay, haode peaches, you don't eat them, if you don't eat them, give them to me! I'm going to eat the class leader's peaches!!

Seeing my gluttony, Xiaoqin handed me the peaches, but reminded me again:

"Beware of poison."

"Although the peaches given to everyone by the squad leader may be normal, the peaches given to me may have poison to seal my throat with blood."

"If Ye Lin eats this peach and is poisoned, then I ......"

How are you? Will you avenge me? Are you going to kill the squad leader to avenge me? Don't do that kind of thing! The squad leader with the attribute of a righteous demon will never poison everyone!

I remember that in the last semester, there was a murder case in Dongshan City where the victim was a student, and the murderer's modus operandi was very cruel and caused social shock. At that time, I happened to ask the class president what she would do if her classmates in the second (3rd) class were killed.

"Of course, I did everything I could to let the murderer be severely punished by the law!" At that time, the squad leader answered me without question.

"What if the law can't punish him?" I raised the bar with her.

"In that case," the squad leader's eyes flashed with a cold light that only belonged to the Arctic glacier, "and then I will personally sanction him!" ”

When I asked this, I didn't know that the squad leader had a shotgun, but now that I think about it, I didn't hesitate to use prohibited weapons, but also let the murderer get sanctioned!

Speaking of which, I also belong to the second (3rd) class of junior high school, which means that if I am killed, will the class leader also avenge me?

I feel a little warm in my heart, I don't know weishenme, I think the squad leader who carries a shotgun on his back in a cold winter night and looks for my murderer is very, very handsome!

No, no, no, why pretend that I was killed, it's unlucky.

Besides, if I am killed, Xiao Qin should also avenge me, right? There are two girls who pay for my blood, and it seems that death is not so terrible!

My mind returned to reality, and I continued with Celery the topic that Peaches might have been poisoned by the squad leader.

Xiaoqin faced me, her eyes did not blink, and said seriously:

"If Ye Lin is poisoned, I will pick up the leftover peaches eaten by Ye Lin, eat them all, and then die with Ye Lin! Two people must hug tightly and die without separation! ”

Huh? Don't you take revenge on me? The squad leader has no right-hand man! The two of you are near and far, each with your own strengths, if you are willing to cooperate sincerely, I will definitely be able to get revenge! Why can't you think of dying next to me!

"Hey, wouldn't it be better to stay alive and avenge me?" I reminded her.

Xiaoqin sighed and lowered her gaze:

"You're dead, there's no point in my life. Without your shijie, I don't want to stay even for a second. ”