Chapter 12 My brother's name is Huzi
While the family of three was talking, laughing, chatting and chatting, a shiny head poked out of the gate, but a very short layer of green stubble was left above the scalp.
After seeing that there was no enemy in the courtyard, the bald owner stopped and strode into the courtyard. This guy is in his early eighties, burly and strong, with slightly dark skin, two tiger eyes blazing, and a hint of intelligence and cynicism inside. After seeing Zhou Yu in the courtyard clearly, he opened his arms and wanted to pounce on him from a long distance.
Zhou Yu sat with his back to the gate, and at this time he was telling his parents about some strange things in Mingzhu City, and he saw his parents staring at the door with a smile, and then a bad wind rushed towards him behind him, Zhou Yu already understood what was going on at this time, and he liked to pounce on himself without saying hello, except for the rogue dog at home, there were only three donkeys left.
At this time, Zhou Yu couldn't help but have a heart attack, and he didn't dodge, he directly swept out of the hall with a back sweep, only to hear the sound of "plop", and the person behind him fell back.
Zhou Yu quickly turned around, and when he saw the person who came dressed and the head shape of the thunderous person, Zhou Yu couldn't hold back his laughter and shouted loudly: "Wow, yes, I said who attacked the Sprinkle family behind the back, it turned out to be a bald head, and he didn't look at the fight!" ”
As he spoke, he pressed his body against the bald head, and put his hands on the big head melon seeds that were smooth and smooth, and groped hard. Straight to the bald head "whoop" screamed, and kept saying in his mouth: "Brother Ergou, it's me, I'm a tiger, please don't touch it, my poor hairstyle!" ”
Zhou Yu raised his right hand and slapped it twice on this kid's buttocks, "Dare to say nonsense, Huzi is not bald, and my brother doesn't know any Huzi, he only knows three donkeys." ”
Zhou Hu gritted his teeth and shouted: "Brother Ergou, you just pretend to be confused, aren't I just the third donkey?" Brother Ergou, you can do it, so that the little one can get up. ”
Although I still want to touch the fleshy head again, I can't keep people lying on the ground, right? Only then did he get up and help Zhou Hu up.
Zhou Hu glanced at Zhou Yu resentfully, and said with a sad face: "Brother Ergou, you are too unauthentic, right?" The little brother heard that you had hardly slept in the past two nights since you came back, so he wanted to come and see you, but you had to put people down directly, not to mention that you had messed up other people's hairstyles, you were so inhumane. ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around and said to Zhou Dingguo and his wife: "Uncle, aunt, you have to make the decision for me!" ”
As soon as he saw Zhou Hu's head shape, Zhou Dingguo's anger didn't come to one place, pointed at Zhou Hu and said angrily: "I'm still in charge of you?" What kind of head shape did you say, how do you look like a small black pot lid on your head, do you know that the dog legs of the landlord here in the early years of Lu Dao were such a head shape? As soon as I see you, I think of the evil old society, and I still call the shots for you? It's good if I don't slap you twice. ”
Just when Zhou Yu's belly was about to explode with laughter, Wang Guilan took the words, "Old man, what are you talking about?" How do I feel that Huzi's hairstyle is not bad, at least he looks quite energetic, who does he look like, just feel good? ”
Originally, after listening to Uncle Zhou Dingguo's words, Zhou Hu felt cold in his heart, but after listening to Wang Guilan's words, the temperature in his heart rose sharply, and he directly threw himself into Wang Guilan's arms and said gratefully: "My good aunt, it's really my mother who gave birth to me, and my aunt who knows me!" ”
Zhou Yu laughed at this time, this is Zhou Hu, the son of the third uncle Zhou Dingbang, nicknamed Three Donkeys, twenty-four years old this year, and the only great-grandson of the old lady, I don't know how Lu Dao has time to see himself today.
Zhou Yu's great-grandfather brothers are three, the youngest is the current Taigong, these three brothers are three generations of single transmission, and Zhou Yu is also three brothers here, so the old lady named the three brothers according to the ranking, the eldest is called Zhou Biao, and the nickname is Dahuzi; The third is called Zhou Hu, nicknamed Three Donkeys; The second child is naturally Zhou Yu, and he originally wanted to call Zhou Leopard, but he didn't succeed under Wang Guilan's insistence and opposition, and the big name was called Zhou Yu, but the nickname was still inherited and was called the second dog by everyone.
As for the three brothers, the old lady once said a comment: "The big tiger is yin; The second dog is rape, and the third donkey is cunning. It can be seen that none of these three brothers is a serious person, although this is just a joke, but it can also be seen that the three brothers have different personalities.
Seeing that Zhou Hu was still pretending to be a good baby at his mother's place, Zhou Yu couldn't help but smile happily, this kid was not very thin when he was a child, but thieves love to cause trouble, and he is often bullied by older children, and he takes the rogue dog to find the field for him. But how did the little bean sprouts grow so strong? It's as strong as a calf, what does this eat to grow up?
After sighing for a while, Zhou Yu kicked this kid's ass and asked in a loud voice: "Three donkeys, why do you have time to come over today?" Brother, I've been back for two days, and you didn't say that you came to see me early, alas, my heart is wow cool and wow cool! ”
Zhou Hu also returned to normal at this time, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Ergou, my brother has taken on a big job these days, every day it is five o'clock in the morning and ten o'clock in the evening, plus the town to our village is full of big pits, and it will be more than eleven o'clock when I get home, how do you say I have time to come to see you?"
Isn't this morning this big job finally over, and I'm not in a hurry to run back? It's not easy for a brother to make a living, if I am as literate as you are sitting in the office with my little hands tapping on the keyboard, and my mouth is talking about it in the hotel, then the little money can come a lot, which fucking sin is still suffering from this sin! Brother Ergou, why do you say my life is so bitter! ”
Saying that, he pretended to wipe a few tears that didn't exist in the first place, and when Zhou Yu didn't pay attention to this guy, a bad smile appeared on his face, and he stepped forward to hug Zhou Yu.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu felt as if he was being held by a blind bear, and he was so suffocated that his hands danced in the air and he was suffocated.
hugged for a minute, maybe Zhou Hu felt that the revenge was almost revenge before he put Zhou Yu down, and immediately turned into a good baby and said with some twists: "Brother Ergou, I miss you so much, this is why I hugged you so tightly, that one didn't strangle you, right?" ”
Zhou Dingguo's family of three couldn't cry or laugh when they looked at this living treasure, this kid has one characteristic, his face is so thick that there is almost no bottom line, so he is easy to interject and spank, and he can't keep his hands, except for the elders in the family and Zhou Yu, ordinary people really can't cure him.
Looking at the vegetable cakes on the dinner table, Zhou Hu had a few drops of hazat at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't care about arguing with Zhou Yu anymore, so he was not polite to sit directly in Zhou Yu's position and pick up a vegetable cake and start eating. Thumbs up while eating, maybe he was in a hurry to eat and was choked, Wang Guilan hurriedly served him a bowl of rice, and the kid drank a few sips to feel more comfortable.
The family of three waited for Zhou Hu to finish the meal, the father helped the mother clean up the table, and the two brothers sat on the rattan chair chatting about homely things, and suddenly the kid licked the big cake and said to Zhou Yu: "Brother Ergou, this meal is also finished, so there is no good smoke for my brother to taste?" ”
Zhou Yu didn't say a word, and immediately went into the house and took out two Yuxi and threw them to him, this kid opened a pack and lit one with squinted eyes and smoked, and muttered while smoking: "Tsk, this man who came back from the big city is different, it's too bright, the good guy is Yuxi as soon as he makes a move, but the taste of this cigarette is really good, and a cigarette after dinner is a living fairy!" ”
Zhou Yu just looked at his brother with a smile, to be honest, Zhou Yu loved this living treasure brother in his heart, the two of them have been together since they wore open crotch pants, fought together, and shared good things together, it is a real sense of suffering and hardship, and they are also brothers who break bones and tendons, so the two of them are as good as one person.
And Zhou Hu admired this second dog brother very much when he was a child, because following the second dog brother can not only bully people, but also get delicious food and fun, and never suffer, which leads to the fact that sometimes Zhou Yu is better at talking than Zhou Dingbang. When he grew up, Zhou Hu put forward two things: I resolutely defended all the decisions made by Brother Ergou, and I unswervingly followed all the instructions of Brother Ergou. It can be said that in Zhou Hu's heart, Zhou Yu is synonymous with invincibility.
After eating and drinking enough to smoke, Zhou Hu followed Zhou Yu towards the courtyard with two Yuxi farts between them.