Chapter 301: Brother Wu Fat, who wants to fight hard

Press ...... Press \ Mo?! Hearing the happy words, Princess Elisa's eyes suddenly widened, and there was an incredible light in her eyes as green as jade, "You press the boar?!" ”

"Yes," replied happily with a smile, and without stopping at all, his hands did not stop at all, and he patted the boar left and right, back and forth, and the boar let out a pleasant "hum", which seemed to be enjoying it very much.

Princess Alyssa had noticed that the rope tied to the boar had been untied for a long time, but the boar didn't care at all, as if it was completely immersed in Happy's unique way of pressing.

"Bang bang! Bang Bang Bang! A rather rhythmic sound came from the intersection of the happy palm and the boar's body, crisp and loud, and immediately attracted His Majesty William and others who were chatting on the side.

Uncle John said with a look of surprise: "Happy, what are you doing here?" ”

"He's pressing a boar!" Princess Alyssa said casually.

"Press \ Mo for the boar?!" When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at each other, which one is this play?

"Happy, is this what kind of tradition of your country of China?" President Paul looked around suspiciously, and saw that the other two boars had not been treated at all, and had been quickly disposed of after being taken to the farm, and were now roasted on the fire.

"No," Xingxing said as he took a big bowl borrowed by Li Muxue on the side and leaned in front of the boar's nose.

The boar was enjoying a happy press, and suddenly felt that the hands seemed to stop, and suddenly snorted with some dissatisfaction, and just wanted to call a few words in protest, but suddenly smelled a rich and familiar fragrance coming from his nose. Immediately, he didn't care about protesting, his nose twitched, and he immediately buried his head in front of the big bowl and drank violently.

"This is ......" Luo Runfeng and Wu Xiaosong, who came with Uncle John, smelled this familiar smell, and their faces suddenly showed a trace of consternation.

"Happy, you...... Are you going to be a battlefield bar?! Wu Xiaosong excitedly pointed to the big bowl in his hand, and the liquid in that bowl was as pure as clear water but exuded a rich aroma was the battlefield wine!

Xingxing looked up at Wu Xiaosong, with a hint of doubt on his face: "What's wrong?" That's right, that's battlefield wine! You should be able to smell it, right? ”

In order to answer Wu Xiaosong's doubts, Happy also asked Li Muxue on the side to take out the wine jar placed under the desk, and the wine jar that had been emptied for most of it was engraved with the words "battlefield wine"!

"You ......" Wu Xiaosong suddenly felt that his eyes were dark. Loser! What a loser! Now in Jinghua City, this battlefield wine has been fried to 200,000 jars, and some are even willing to buy it at a sky-high price of one million yuan, and there is still no market. If you let them know the truth. At this time, Happy actually took the battlefield wine they had been thinking about for a long time to feed the pigs, I am afraid that the heart of Strangling Happy will be there!

Two hundred thousand jars of battlefield wine! It's all grunting and feeding the pigs! This pig is probably the most expensive boar in the world!

"Hmm...... This jar of wine doesn't seem to be enough for it to drink! Happy glanced at the half-emptied jar on the side. He looked up and greeted Wu Xiaosong. "Fat brother, can you ask someone to bring me another jar of battlefield wine?"

"No way!!" When Wu Xiaosong heard this, he suddenly jumped suddenly, and refused sharply, this look was like the anger and helplessness of a woman who was a streamlined housekeeper when she faced her husband's request to continue to lose.

Wu Xiaosong showed a mighty and unobscene appearance, and his eyes revealed a flash of light: "If you want to spoil a jar of battlefield wine." Unless you bake me too! ”

"Uh......" glanced at Wu Xiaosong happily and suspiciously, a little confused why Wu Xiaosong was so excited......

But seeing that Wu Xiaosong was so excited, he was happy: "Okay, okay, then don't take the battlefield wine......"

Wu Xiaosong listened. Immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and finally stopped this guy from continuing to lose his behavior, but the breath in his mouth was not finished, but he heard a happy sentence: "Then bring me a light dance bar, it should be okay." ”

"Minato...... Make do?! Wu Xiaosong suddenly felt his throat tighten, and half of his breath was stuck between his mouthpieces, almost suffocating him!

Take the light dance wine to this boar to drink, and even say "make do"?! If this is okay, then what are the high-ranking officials and dignitaries in the outside world who are crying and shouting just to beg for a jar of light dancing wine? Dare to love that guys' living standards are not as good as a boar?!

If you know the way, now the battlefield wine and light dance wine have not been officially listed, and now there are a total of more than 300 altars circulating in the entire Jinghua City.

Don't think that there are a lot of wine in 300 jars, compared to the thousands of dignitaries and nobles in the entire Jinghua City, these 300 jars of wine are no different from a glass of water, if you average it, I am afraid that no one will be able to drink a sip!

Some wealthy people who have no way out, but are so poor that they have only money left, have declared that they are willing to buy these two wines for millions of dollars, but no one has paid attention to the declarations for several months.

Joke! The person who can get these two kinds of wine from Luo Runfeng and Wu Xiaosong will be ordinary characters? Million? Even if it's 10 million, I'm afraid it's no different from dung in their eyes! For them, money has actually become a series of meaningless numbers after reaching a certain level, and power is the supreme existence of the entire human society!

With the popularity of battlefield wine and light dance wine in the entire Jinghua upper class society, some people can naturally rely on this jar of wine to make friends with the upper class and climb the dragon and the phoenix, and this is actually the mind of those rich people!

However, they probably couldn't have imagined that this gold brick artifact, which they regarded as knocking on the door of the powerful, would be happily fed to the boar! And it also gave an "improvised" evaluation!

If you let those powerful people who treat light dance wine as a treasure know about this matter, I am afraid that they will have the heart to commit suicide every minute!

Li Muxue, who was sitting on the side, saw Wu Xiaosong's tangled appearance of gritting his teeth, and immediately covered his mouth and smiled, pushed the happy one on the side and said, "Okay, stop teasing the fat brother, look at him like this." I'm so angry that I'm going to vomit blood! ”

Happy looked up, at this time Wu Xiaosong's face was already flushed, and his forehead was even more bruised, if it was a while, not to mention vomiting blood, the blood would probably rush out of his head directly!

"Okay, okay, it's okay if I don't feed it!" Seeing that the sand wine in the big bowl had been almost drunk by the mountain boar, Xingxing immediately returned the big bowl to Li Muxue, and made an expression towards Wu Xiaosong that I had already turned back.

Wu Xiaosong looked at it, and then he relieved his breath a little. But when I thought of the battlefield wine that had been ruined by this boar just now, I felt a faint pain in my heart, this is all money!

This kid doesn't treat money as money too much! Wu Xiaosong gritted his teeth for a while.

After handing the bowl back to Li Muxue, Happy once again pressed and rubbed his limbs along the entire body of the boar from top to bottom. While massaging, he slapped the boar's body all over the place.

A few minutes later. The boar's wine came up. The two small glasses were confused for a while, and then they got drunk, leaving only the pig's nose to snore.

At this time, Happy put his hand lightly on the boar's chest, and gently pushed it inside, and a wave of internal strength instantly disappeared from the boar's body. It instantly broke the heart of the boar, and I am afraid that this is the first boar in the boar world to enjoy euthanasia.

After killing the boar, Happy immediately beckoned Luo Runfeng to lift the boar up and walk towards the fire.

Princess Alyssa took a look. Suddenly asked out loud, "Huh? Happy, this boar is not dead, is it? You're just going to roast it alive, huh? ”

Happy couldn't help but smile and said, "It's dead." ”

"Huh?" Hearing Happy Words, everyone present suddenly showed a trace of surprise one by one, didn't they see that Happy had moved any knives? There is no skin trauma on this boar at all, how can it die?

However, after taking a closer look at the pig, I saw that it did not react at all, which confirmed that the boar was indeed dead!

Princess Alyssa immediately thought of a possibility, clapped her hands and smiled, "I know it!" It must have drunk to death! ”

Happy couldn't help but smile, but didn't answer, after all, if the internal strength is explained, it can't be explained for a while.

The limbs of the boar were fixed, and the process of roasting the boar began happily, and the whole boar suddenly emitted a burst of meat aroma under the scorching fire.

Luo Runfeng, who was happily instructed on the side, to keep rotating the boar at a constant speed, and at the same time, his fingers kept poking at the boar's body, constantly forcing the flow of blood in the boar's body that had not yet cooled.

Happy's unusual action once again attracted many people, and when they approached the happy fire, they immediately smelled a unique fragrance coming from the boar on the fire.

One of the tourists, who was also obviously a seasoned wine drinker, immediately recognized the ingredients from the scent: "Woo! It smells so good! The aroma of meat has a hint of aged wine! It smells so good! ”

"Yes! It's so fragrant! Many people who smelled this fragrance couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and the smell had already caused their mouths to unconsciously stir and their tongues tremble!

"This is ......" Wu Xiaosong naturally smelled this fragrance, as a well-known gourmet, he understood the intention of being happy in an instant, this guy was obviously using wine into meat!

"Good boy! He actually put it in the air! As soon as he thought of the desperate look he had just now, Wu Xiaosong's face panicked, he was also a self-proclaimed foodie, how could he forget such a simple thing!

The whole series of delicious roasts must be carefully marinated before being put on the fire rack, and the whole taste is enhanced by various seasonings in advance.

Wu Xiaosong suddenly felt annoyed: "My face is embarrassed!" It's a shame now! (To be continued......)