Chapter 32: A Test for Men
Looking at Zheng Xiaoyi, who was already drunk and unconscious, Zhang Yao was depressed, and had an urge to look in the mirror, could it be that she looked so harmless to humans and animals, or did she think that her function in some aspect was not yet developed?
Although it's already the name of my sister and brother, it's just the second time we've met, so it's really okay to get drunk in front of a strange man so defenselessly? It's a terrible test for a man.
"Sister Xiaoyi, Sister Xiaoyi, it's time to go back."
Zhang Yao tried to scream a few times, and gently pushed a few times, remembering that Zheng Xiaoyi still didn't react at all, it seems that it is impossible to let her go back by herself, and when she wakes up, he can't wait for the restaurant.
"It's trying to force me to sin."
Zhang Yao couldn't help muttering, he didn't know where Zheng Xiaoyi lived, and it was impossible to send her back, so he took out her mobile phone and looked at the address book, and most of the hundreds of contact records were job titles.
These obviously can't be his friends, if he is called to take care of Zheng Xiaoyi, if he doesn't push it into the fire pit, the things he is entangled in are probably going to happen.
After thinking about it, it is more reliable to settle Zheng Xiaoyi by himself, people are drunk in front of him, so he seems more responsible, maybe he can increase his favorability value.
"It's not easy to choose between a beast and a beast."
Zhang Yao struggled for a while, but still called Ai Xiaoqi over, although Chrissy doubted her daughter's sexual orientation, but Zhang Yao was still sure that she would not do anything inhumane to Zheng Xiaoyi.
Dialed Ai Xiaoqi's phone, but it turned out to be a dull girl, sorry, the user you dialed has been turned off, and we have sent your number to ......
"It's really unreliable when you close the border."
Is this providential? Zhang Yao was thinking about calling the waiter to settle the bill, but the waiter came in and saw the drunk Zheng Xiaoyi with strange eyes, looking at him as if he was looking at a beast.
"Invoicing."
It's tangled enough, the waiter came to make matters worse, Zhang Yao gritted his teeth and said this request, although it can't be reimbursed, but it can be regarded as an outlet for them to pay more taxes.
"Sister Xiaoyi, Sister Xiaoyi, wake up."
After a few more efforts, it turned out that it was impossible to wake up Zheng Xiaoyi now, Zhang Yao helped her up, but she couldn't stand at all, Zuihou could only carry it on his back and walk out of the restaurant in the same eyes as other diners.
Although Zheng Xiaoyi is already unconscious, he still retains some instinct, lying on Zhang Yao's back and hugging his neck tightly, unfortunately the faint body fragrance has been completely covered by the smell of wine, and only the soft touch on his back is considered a benefit.
Uh, I touched Zheng Xiaoyi's butt a few times when I carried it, but if I didn't, I wouldn't be able to carry it at all, so I wouldn't take advantage of it, right?
went out and stopped a taxi, the well-informed brother didn't even look at it, and after Zhang Yao helped Zheng Xiaoyi into the car, he asked directly: "Young man, which hotel to go to?" ”
I really can only go to the hotel, although Zhang Yao's family is the only one and there are many rooms, but he has not been cleaned up, and there is no quilt cover how to sleep, so he can only say depressedly: "The nearest one is OK." ”
The elder brother took Zhang Yao to the nearby express hotel with a light car, and carried Zheng Xiaoyi into the hotel again to open a room, and the clerk in charge of registration gave him the same contemptuous look.
"One hundred and forty-nine yuan for a single double room, please show your ID card."
"I want a double room."
Zhang Yao originally thought that this would prove something, but the hotel staff wanted to cover it up in their eyes, so they could only carry Zheng Xiaoyi upstairs angrily.
Entering the room, Zheng Xiaoyi was put on the bed, and watched her curl up her body, her clothes were a little messy, and the snow-white on her slender waist was almost exposed.
It is said that people who sleep like this are because they have no sense of security, Zhang Yao stood and scratched his head, knelt on the bed to help Zheng Xiaoyi up, and took off her coat.
Only then did I realize that Zheng Xiaoyi was still wearing shoes, there was a movie that said that sleeping in high heels would make her feet swollen, Zhang Yao took off her shoes again, and then pulled the quilt for him.
"Water...... Water...... I want water......"
Zhang Yao was about to sleep, but he heard Zheng Xiaoyi's voice like a dream, and quickly got up and poured a glass of water.
"Ahem." After drinking a few sips of water, Zheng Xiaoyi seemed to be a lot more comfortable, but it seemed that she was choked again, this cough didn't matter, she spit it out in a mess, Zhang Yao quickly took the trash can and then patted her back gently.
When she finished throwing up, she brought a towel to wipe it again, and after tossing like this for half the night, Zhang Yao felt that she hadn't slept for long, and the mobile phone alarm clock had already sounded, looked at Zheng Xiaoyi, who had quieted down, sighed, left a note, and went to school.
"I should be considered one of the five best men in the new century, right?"
Walking out of the hotel, Zhang Yao couldn't help laughing at himself, but unfortunately there was no moon last night, otherwise after doing something, he might be able to find an excuse to say that he has werewolf blood on his body, and he will turn into a wolf every full moon night, but this is not his intention.
Walking into the classroom and looking at his sluggish appearance, Ai Xiaoqi asked suspiciously: "Why do you seem to have collapsed, tell me honestly, did you do something beastly last night?" ”
"Now that I think about it, it seems better to be a beast, but unfortunately I have to admit that I am not as good as a beast."
Zhang Yao lined up on the table and said depressedly: "Why did you turn off your phone last night?" ”
"It's out of power, I've been watching TV series and I haven't paid attention, and I only saw a call reminder this morning."
Ai Xiaoqi said and touched Zhang Yao's head, and then said: "Ke Lingdiwa, isn't it just that you lost the election, the national football team Shijie Cup can't get out of the line, and I haven't seen them so sad that you are so depressed that you haven't slept all night?" ”
"What the hell is this?"
Zhang Yao defended, suddenly reacted, and said, "Wait, how do you know, it seems that I haven't told you yet, right?" ”
"It's up to you to tell me, all shijie already knows."
Ai Xiaoqi snorted lightly and said: "Early in the morning, Wang Weihan's guy has already been preaching everywhere, not to mention being a student now, even the aunt who is sweeping the floor in the cafeteria knows that the song he composed defeated you and was selected by the Youth Association." ”
"That's really the style of that thing."
Zhang Yao didn't care at all, so he let him be proud for a few more days, and Ai Xiaoqi continued: "I knew you wouldn't be entangled because of this, but what did you do last night?" Also, what kind of stalk is the beast inferior to the beast? ”
"It's not your fault."
Zhang Yao pursed his lips, first told the joke, and then told Zheng Xiaoyi the original story.