Chapter 505: Encountering My Cousin 2
Seeing Li Ming's bear-like old Cao, he no longer scared him, and asked him to drive the jeep to the side of a few girls and stopped.
This guy pretended to get out of the car and came to the four stunned girls, gave a deep salute, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, four sisters, that kid in the car is my brother, it's not cold to see your fairy-like faces, this kid Colemon burst out all of a sudden, so I made a little joke with you, it's all unintentional, I hope you don't blame, I will accompany you on his behalf." ”
With a round head, there are not a few hairs on his head, a big face full of beards, like a wine barrel, and the flesh on his face is still protruding when he smiles, and he speaks upside down and indecently, why doesn't this guy look like a good person, coupled with Li Ming's frivolous behavior just now, the four girls feel more and more that they have encountered a gang.
But after all, this is Zhoujia Village, and I heard my father say that the eldest brother is great now, in Zhoujia Village, it is a hundred responses, and it is broad daylight, so Shanshan is not very afraid, and calmly said to Lao Cao: "This eldest brother, since it is an unintentional move, then we will forgive him, and we will not disturb you in a hurry, and see you again." After saying that, he dragged the three sisters around him and hurriedly walked forward.
"Dead Road Slope! I don't know where my sisters want to go, and who are they looking for? I don't know much about the situation here, and I believe that I will be able to solve the doubts of several beauties. Lao Cao arched his hand and said in a crepe manner.
Not only did the four girls feel uncomfortable when they said this, but even Li Ming in the car couldn't help it and jumped out of the car.
Just now, when this kid was singing, he just saw the backs of the four girls. Now I stopped the car and saw their faces, especially Shanshan's pretty appearance, which made this kid's eyes shine. I feel that if I don't help this girl say a few words at this time, I will be wearing this man's skin for nothing.
So he said to Lao Cao: "I said Brother Cao, can we say something about people?" How did this slip out? Aren't you afraid of scaring people when you say that? I don't know how to think you just crawled out of some old grave. ”
"Holy. Xiao Ming, you kid is really not a thing, you said that you were molesting other people's little girls and brothers, I got out of the car to compensate for you, and saw their faces and wanted to help them, why did you bury me? It's really unfair, ethics are lost, and the sky is thundering. ”
Li Ming didn't want to hear this, and immediately retorted: "Brother Cao, how do you know that Lu Dao is talking nonsense? When did I flirt with a little girl? Didn't you just sing a few words in the car? Besides, it's understandable that they're all young people, isn't it? I am pursuing beauty with an appreciative eye.
Oh yes, you probably don't understand what I'm saying. After all, you are so old, and it is normal not to understand the hearts of young people. But Brother Cao, brother, I have a sentence to hide in my heart and not to vomit unpleasantly, but you must not be angry, Liu Juan's sister-in-law marrying you is really a flower inserted in cow dung. ”
"Kill his grandma! Xiao Ming, Xiao Lizi, Lao Tzu is only thirty-two, you kid really ate the ambition and swallowed the leopard gall, and dared to say that Lao Tzu is cow dung? After finishing speaking, he rolled up his arms and was going to fight Li Ming for 300 rounds.
The four girls were stunned, why did the two hooligans, one big and one small, still pinch themselves? However, seeing Li Ming's appearance, Zhu Qi still stabbed the three sisters beside him and whispered, "Sisters." I didn't expect this little guy to be a handsome guy. ”
Seeing that the three sisters were nymphomaniac, Shanshan shook her head with a headache, when did you dare to commit nymphomaniac? But the scene in front of me is really puzzling, why did these two guys fight on their own?
Zhou Hu was dying in the car at this time. Just now, Lao Cao and Li Ming stopped the car and talked to a few girls on the side of the road, Zhou Hu thought that these two guys were kind enough to give advice to others, but he didn't expect the two guys to quarrel in less than a minute. It's so uneasy. Looking at Zhou Yu, who was already asleep next to him, Zhou Hu had no choice but to shake his head and jump out of the car and walk over.
At this point, the two out-of-tune guys were already together. Zhou Hu was so angry that he stepped forward to separate the two of them, held them down with a pair of big hands, and said angrily: "I said you two can stop a little, can't you?" Let people laugh to death? Hurry up and get in the car. We have to rush home, and if we lose time, the fish and food will die, and you two will sell yourself to atone for your sins. ”
As soon as the two of them heard it, they also knew that the matter of fish food was very important, if the dragon carp died because of a problem with the fish food, it was estimated that Zhou Yu would be able to chase him all over the mountain with a mountain knife, and he didn't refute it when he thought of this, and hurriedly got into the car.
"Wow, it's a handsome guy again." Seeing the burly and angular Zhou Hu, Zhu Qi and the other two sisters had bright eyes and shouted nymphomaniacly.
Shanshan also knows what the temperament of these three sisters is, and when they see a handsome guy, they become. However, the young man in front of him seems to be very upright, he should not be a bad person, so let's ask him how to go.
So he stepped forward and asked softly: "Hello this eldest brother, let me ask you, how to get to the locust forest in the west of the village?" ”
Zhou Hu was about to go back, when he heard someone ask him, he turned his head and said with a smile: "Huai Shulin, that's easy to find, you go along this road all the way, see two big willow trees and then turn right, see two small western-style buildings and then go straight ahead."
I look at you and say, are you going to go to relatives, why don't we drive you for a ride? Zhou Hu asked more after pointing the way, and when he saw that these girls were not from Zhoujia Village, if he could help, he would help, and it was not easy to go out, right?
"Ah, we are indeed relatives, but I won't trouble you, Brother Xie Lu, see you again."
In the eyes of the four beauties, the sturdy handsome guy in the last sentence belongs to the no-nonsense conversation, and then look at the pot lid, plus he knows the two hooligans just now, this kid is simply the third pervert.
Seeing that people were unwilling to deal with him, Zhou Hu didn't insist, turned around and got into the car.
After getting in the car, the more Zhou Hu thought about it, the more wrong it became, "The locust forest in the west of the village? Relatives? There are no other people there except for the newly built houses of the second uncle's family and the uncle's family? By the way, didn't my uncle say in the morning that Shanshan might be back in the next two days? Do you say~~, oh, I'm a mother! ”
Thinking of this, Zhou Hu was excited, and quickly woke up Zhou Yu of the co-pilot, and then told him what happened just now. Zhou Yu also felt like Shanshan after hearing this, but why are these four girls? After the last, the two brothers decided to follow and have a look.
Originally, Li Ming wanted to drive to Phoenix Mountain after getting into the car, but after receiving a call from Zhou Hu, he asked him to pull over and follow him, so after giving up the light truck, Li Ming followed behind the light truck.
The sun was shining, the autumn breeze was blowing, and there were strange glances on the clean and tidy asphalt road, with four girls walking in front, followed by a light truck and a large jeep. What made the four girls most angry was that the light truck at the head overtook them for a while, fell behind for a while, and walked parallel to them for a while.
Li Ming pouted while driving, and he couldn't help but say to Lao Cao: "Brother Cao, can you see clearly who is the real hooligan now?" I just sang a few words behind the people, you see that the two brothers are not as good as me, this is too blatant, right? What a sven scum. Brother Cao, we have to administer justice to those girls. ”
"Hehe, Xiao Ming, if you want to say that you and Huzi are playing hooligans, I still believe it, but I don't believe you when you say that Zhou Yu is playing hooligans, then the two brothers specified that there is something to do with those little girls, let's not guess now, just follow the excitement."
But brother, why do I feel this left eye jumping? Damn, I have a very bad premonition now, I'm afraid that our brothers didn't meet my uncle's daughter today, right? Not only did you kid molest others, but our brothers were still wrestling in front of them.
Mom, don't be hit by my stinky words, even Huzi is fucking trembling when he mentions our sister, this is definitely a hard stubble. Lao Cao said in a panic.
Just when Li Ming was frightened by Lao Cao and regretted it a lot, Zhou Hu in the light truck said to Zhou Yu: "Brother Ergou, do you see clearly?" Are there any cousins among those four girls? If only there were, at least I didn't grow into an ugly monster! ”
"What nonsense, even if Shanshan doesn't look as good as those stars, she will definitely not be ugly. And why are you in a hurry, aren't I observing? But the face in the denim white T-shirt is a little similar, but compared to ten years ago, there are two people.
Forget it, I don't dare to admit it anyway, let's observe and observe. But Huzi, when I see Shanshan, I will tell her everything you said today, and I will definitely pray that she will let you go every day. Zhou Yudi said.
"Brother Ergou, I'm ruined in your hands, yes, when I didn't say anything. Also, you quickly confirmed, I blushed all the time following behind other girls' butts like a pervert. This is also in the village, if we are in the county seat, our behavior is definitely waiting for an opportunity to play hooligans, and at least we have to sentence a hooligan attempt. ”
"Okay, okay, don't bother me, don't bother me, even your sister can't recognize me, I'm annoyed, and then provoke me to believe it or not, I'll cut you?"
Zhou Hu saw that Brother Ergou was really upset, so he didn't speak, and continued to drive behind the girl.
At this time, Shanshan and the three sisters were also beating suddenly, the individuals in these two cars were definitely not at ease, didn't they see that they were following them all the way? Fortunately, this is in the village, and it is estimated that those guys will not dare to do anything.
At the same time, Shanshan also cheered for the sisters, and was about to come to her house, if these two guys dared to come over, she would ask the eldest brother to beat them all over the ground to find teeth. (To be continued......)