Chapter 621: Phoenix Seeking Phoenix 1

As for Zhou Dabiao, he still maintains his true manly colors, but his outfit is much better than the work clothes he used to wear every day, a dark blue tunics with a stand-up collar, black leather shoes, and a gray windbreaker on the outside. He himself is tall, mighty and strong, and after wearing this body, he looks even more energetic and majestic, just like a little brother coming to life.

Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu couldn't help but laugh when they looked at the dress of the two, and the most embarrassed Huzi really couldn't help but quip: "Lao Cao, Lao Cao, what the hell are you crazy about today?" Look at the way you are dressed as a shemale or not, you are clearly a shemale. ”

"Ha Lu Ha ......" The three unscrupulous guys are Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughing.

Lao Cao didn't care at all, as if the three guys on the other side were not laughing at him.

After glancing at the three guys with contempt, Lao Cao said disdainfully, "What's wrong? Really, I like it, I love it, right? You don't like it and bite me?

Besides, I'm now the deputy general manager in charge of tourism projects, and I'm going to be the head of external affairs on the mountain in the future, so I have to dress avant-garde, right? I'll be honest with you, this is what your sister-in-law is holding back, or I would like to come in big flower pants today. ”

"Haha......" Brother Zhou Yu couldn't help it, and he laughed again.

Zhou Yu wiped his tears and smiled: "Brother Cao, I really convinced you, you are simply wearing the taste of the four seasons." You see, this foot is wearing cotton shoes for winter, the cropped pants on the leg are spring, the T-shirt on the upper body is summer, and the windbreaker on the outside is autumn. It's not easy. ”

"Oh, is it? Oops, I just matched it randomly in the morning, I didn't expect it to have such an effect. What does this mean? It shows that the breath of art has seeped into my bones. My brother's every move is artistic. Lao Cao was not ashamed, but said proudly.

Lao Cao's skin is too thick, and the three of them don't tease him anymore. This guy is a masochist, and the more he is ridiculed, the more excited he becomes.

Seeing that the brother stopped talking, Lao Cao smiled, probably feeling a little hot, and took off the red windbreaker, and the whole person immediately became green.

Zhou Hu saw that he was in good spirits again, and said with a smile: "Lao Cao, I don't think you look like a shemale anymore, you are like a green onion now." And it's also a sprouted green onion in spring. I said, what kind of onions are you pretending to be alone? Haha......"

Lao Cao rolled his eyes twice and said fiercely: "Three donkeys, three donkeys, you kid really don't want to be good, don't you plan to ask me to do something?" That's right, your sister-in-law still has a big belly, and there are still a lot of things at home that I need to be busy with, I'll go first, bye~" After this guy finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to get in the car.

Zhou Hu was startled and slapped his head fiercely. Damn, how did you forget about the excitement? Isn't it asking for hardship to offend Lao Cao at this time?

So he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Lao Cao and said with a sad face: "Brother Cao, you must not leave, all mistakes are the fault of my brothers." I'm the pervert, I'm the shemale, I'm the green onion. Brother Cao, you are a very good person. You made a train on a business trip, and you are a living Lei Feng of the times. Brother Cao. I'm just a piece of, so you're going to let me go. ”

Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao laughed so much that their stomachs hurt so much that they couldn't stand it. However, Zhou Dabiao knew what was going on with Huzi's servile and humble performance, but Zhou Yu didn't know what was going on, his idea was that these two guys were rivals anyway, maybe Huzi had some pigtails that were caught by others.

Looking at Zhou Hu's bear-like old Cao, he also smiled, and said with bad intentions: "Huzi, do you say you have a long head?" At this time, you dare to take the initiative to shoot at me, aren't you just a pig? ”

"Oh yes, I'm just a pig, Brother Cao, I can do anything, but you must not leave, or my happiness will disappear."

"Well, for the sake of your kid's sincerity, I'll help you once, but you have to shout 'I'm a pig' three times, and the voice should be very loud, right?" Lao Cao joked.

"Damn, Lao Cao, this is too ruthless, right? If the mountains don't turn around, aren't you afraid that one day they will fall into my hands? Zhou Hu felt that Lao Cao was too much, and threatened in turn.

"Damn, I can see it, you kid is a white-eyed wolf, why don't you start threatening your brother yet? Forget it, I'd better hurry back so that your sister-in-law won't worry about it. After finishing speaking, Lao Cao was about to leave.

"Don't be, don't be, Lao Cao, can't I shout? Why are you in a hurry? ”

After Zhou Hu finished speaking, he also let go of his mind, in the sun, in the spring breeze, this guy's luck dantian opened his mouth and shouted: "I'm a pig~ I'm a pig~ I'm a fucking pig......"

The terrible man who screamed these three times, the earth-shattering ghosts and gods were so miserable that the birds and birds in the surrounding trees fled as if they were all dead.

Lao Cao couldn't open his eyes with a smile, stepped forward and hugged Zhou Hu's neck and said affectionately: "Huzi, tell me why you are so loud?" Look at the house finches around you to scare away, if it's just scared, it doesn't matter, if you frighten people's brains and become stupid house sparrows, it's a bit of a lack of morality.

Take 10,000 steps back, even if you don't frighten the house sparrows, it's not good to frighten the flowers and plants around you? Aren't plants also good friends of human beings? If there is no photosynthesis of plants to produce fresh oxygen, wouldn't it be my fart, you have to smell it but also suck it into your stomach, oops, what does that taste like? ”

Lao Cao's words directly made Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao sick, and they ran to the side and retched. Zhou Hu glared and bit his steel teeth, trying his best to endure it, if it wasn't a major matter today that was related to his happy life, he would have to pounce on it and bite this guy a few bites.

Seeing the performance of the tiger, Lao Cao nodded with satisfaction, the three donkeys belong to the donkey, and he didn't whip him a few times every two days, so he thought about kicking him. But these whips are ruthless enough today, and they can't continue, it's too much, if they really annoy this kid and his mother's head is hot and crazy to himself, it won't be good, and his force value is really not enough in front of others.

Thinking of this, Lao Cao patted Huzi on the shoulder and whispered: "Huzi, seeing that you are doing well today, my brother will do everything he can to help you get the second dog done." If this kid doesn't agree, I'll take Qingqing and get two more packets of strange lewd acacia and give them to the meal, this dry wood and fire are guaranteed to be on the ground, and at that time he promises to be more anxious than us, right? ”

Zhou Hu's spine was chilled, and he wanted to say the right fart, but because he had a request for someone, he still said against his will: "Brother Cao, high, really high." ”

But in my heart, I thought: Lao Cao's guy is really not a thing, why do you still want to give people aphrodisiacs? Is this fucking just a seed seller? It's just that ordinary gangsters aren't such bastards, right? Damn, I don't dare to eat what this guy gives me in the future, especially my own little one, but I have to let her stay away from this guy, it's really unreliable.

Listening to Huzi's praise, Lao Cao smiled and flew at him, turned around and walked in the direction of Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao.

The brothers haven't finished throwing up yet, and they all smiled helplessly when they saw Lao Cao coming, and no one dared to provoke him.

"Oh, I said, what's wrong with you brothers? Why are your throats and eyes so thin? Didn't you start throwing up before you ate a fart? Really. ”

"I said Mengzi, can you kid have a snack? Can it not be so disgusting? Lao Tzu started vomiting before he ate breakfast. Zhou Dabiao said angrily.

"Oh ho, you still complain about me? I'll just rely on it, I made you vomit? So you have to thank me. ”

"I said Brother Cao, do you really dare to say that our brothers still thank you? It's good not to clean you up. Zhou Yu also helped.

"Hehe, of course you two have to thank me, didn't you watch a diet pill on TV that is mainly to clear stool? This early in the morning, you two designated that there was a stool, and I didn't spend a penny to make the two of you vomit to the bottom, and the contents of the intestines and stomach squirted wildly, the only difference is that the medicine is discharged through the asshole, and my method is discharged through the mouth, in fact, it is almost the same......"

Okay, Lao Cao is a little too old this time, and he actually wants to bury all the three brothers of Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao were so disgusted by this guy that they didn't say a word, and they pounced on Lao Cao and pressed Lao Cao fiercely under them, and then they were ravaged.

Zhou Hu was upset when he saw it, and quickly walked closer and kicked this guy's ass twice......

A few minutes later, Lao Cao Feng stood up lightly, his clothes ravaged and full of folds. His face and body were covered with blades of grass, and one of his big cotton shoes had fallen off, and he couldn't get anything to do with art.

Lao Cao dusted off the grass leaves on his body and said to Zhou Dabiao and Zhou Yu, who were far away from him: "Hehe, I was so happy just now, how are you two going to end this matter?" Is it compensation or compensation or compensation? You wait, I'll go back and make a list, and then you can compensate according to the list, there's no hurry. ”

Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao knew that they had been slandered by this guy again, but if God gave him another chance, he would still choose to ravage him, the key is that Lao Cao's not beating him is really not enough to make the people angry.

Since he exchanged his physical pain for compensation, Lao Cao became very happy again at this time, beckoned Zhou Yu and the two brothers over, and then called the four of them to come to the restaurant and start breakfast.

At this time, the old men and Chef Liu had already finished eating and going to exercise, so there were only these four people left in the huge restaurant. (To be continued......)