After breakfast, Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu planned to carry the raft to Sun Island with Zhou Hu to have a look, but at this time, Lao Cao actually called.

As soon as Zhou Yu pressed the answer button, a very excited voice came out of the phone: "Brother Zhou, I'm very happy, brother, I'm very happy!" ”

"Oh, Brother Cao, what kind of happy event did you get excited about like this? Tell me about my brother and make me happy? ”

"I won't tell you about it, I'm driving to you, and you'll know when you get there. But you kid must wait for me on the mountain, don't run anywhere. Oops, I'm in a daze now, it's really beautiful! With that, he hung up the phone.

This call was really endless, so it didn't make Zhou Yu depressed to death. But since Lao Cao is coming, Moon Lake has to go back later, so you can't let Lao Cao pounce, right? In other words, even a bastard guy like Huzi is scared of Lao Cao, let alone himself? If he gets entangled, he will not die, and he will have to peel off his skin. So Zhou Yu took Zhou Hu and the two to wait outside.

More than 20 minutes later, there was a "sudden" sound at the bottom of the mountain, and you could see billowing smoke from a long distance, covering the clouds and covering the sun.

But after waiting for more than ten minutes, the two of them still didn't see Lao Cao's figure, this time Zhou Hu was in a hurry, and said to Zhou Yu: "Brother Ergou, you said that Lao Cao wouldn't let the wolf go, right?" Why haven't you come up yet? ”

"Oh, wouldn't it? Don't forget that Lao Cao's car has a fight with the tank, so what kind of teeth does the wolf have to bite the tank and then take Lao Cao away? ”

"Oh, Brother Ergou, I'll tell you the truth, besides, Lao Cao's car doesn't even have a piece of glass, can't the wolf jump up and take him away?"

"Damn. Yes, yes, but if I were a wolf, I wouldn't eat him. The meat of that guy is guaranteed to be sour, and it depends on Lao Cao's character. It's strange that the wolf can take advantage, maybe he can still kidnap the wolf. "Zhou Yu is a buried, who made Lao Cao depressed just now?

Although they are talkative, the brothers are still striding forward, and Lao Cao has not come up to meet anything at this time.

As he was walking, he saw Lao Cao running up from the bottom of the hillside, and after seeing Zhou Yu and his brothers, he stretched out his big fat hand and shook it vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Two dogs, three donkeys, you two hurry up, my car is out of the middle of the hill." Hurry up and help me push the cart. ”

The two brothers "leaned" in unison, and hurriedly helped Lao Cao push the cart.

To say that Lao Cao's car is really not light, the three of them are tired and sweaty, and they only pushed it up for a short time.

Zhou Hu wiped his sweat and complained: "I said Lao Cao, what kind of broken car are you?" How can you still turn off the fire? ”

"I'll you, brother, I can't tell you if I'm suffering. It stands to reason that my car uses a tractor engine, and the horsepower is absolutely leveraged, but Zhou Biao, that bastard, later got so many iron plates and welded them, do you think it won't sink? It's not bad to walk on the flat road on weekdays. But once you go uphill, you have to look at your luck, if you are lucky, you can stop in the middle of the road, if you are unlucky, you can't step on the brakes, and you can slide backwards directly. It can scare people to death.

Hehe, but this car is just such a small problem, and other places are still good. ”

Zhou Yu really couldn't listen to it anymore. Pouted and asked, "I said Brother Cao, you can have a snack, is this still a small problem?" The power is insufficient, and the brakes fail at every turn. If you didn't have a car accident, you are a high-profile person. ”

"Hehe, even if it's out, I promise it's not me who gets hurt." Lao Cao responded.

But after seeing the eyes of Zhou Yu and his brothers who wanted to eat people. This guy went on to say: "Oh, two brothers, why do you look at my brother like this? Saorui, I was just kidding. To say that the brakes are not bad, but the car is too heavy and the inertia is too great, and sometimes it can't be braked.

It looks like I have to go to Zhou Biao and simply replace the wheels and brake system with a tractor, so that it can be safer. ”

Brother Zhou Yu didn't speak this time, just lowered his head and laughed, and at the same time mourned for Brother Da Biao for three seconds in his heart. If you want to say that Brother Da Biao is really sad, who do you say is not good to provoke? I have to bump into Lao Cao's hob meat, isn't this because I think I'm living comfortably?

After another twenty minutes, the three of them finally pushed the cart to the top of the hill with all their strength. Then Lao Cao didn't say hello to the brothers, so he hurriedly ran to the yard and washed his head first.

The brothers were puzzled, and after Lao Cao finished washing his head, he ran over, stretched his fleshy head in front of the brothers, and kept shaking.

This action was so suspenseful that the brothers were disgusted to death, Zhou Hu slapped the shiny brain and said angrily: "Lao Cao, are you going to die?" Who do you want to be disgusted to death? ”

"Damn, you two little kings are really blind, so you don't see anything?" Lao Cao lowered his head and said.

"What do you see? What can you see with your big head? It's also a barren place. ”

"How? Look here, look here, look here. Lao Cao raised his finger and pointed to the three places on his head and said excitedly.

Zhou Yu's brothers were still good believers, and took a serious look, not to mention that they really found something at this glance. I saw that the originally shiny hairless area actually gave birth to some very short black fluff, that is, the brothers have good eyes, if ordinary people estimate that they can only be found with a magnifying glass.

"Oh, Lao Cao, you are about to rejuvenate your second spring, this is definitely a sign of hair." Zhou Hu quipped.

"Go out, my brother is in his prime now, and this is not a sign at all, but a real long hair, oh no, long hair.

Three donkeys count you are the most undesirable thing, brother, I almost let you take you to the ditch. Lao Cao rolled his eyelids and said.

"Brother Cao, this is the great joy you told me?" Zhou Yu asked with a smile.

"Isn't that right? I said brother, in my brother's mind, you are a serious person, don't you say this is a great joy? ”

"Yes, this is definitely a great joy, Huzi, don't be full of men, you don't know how to be hungry, for a person who doesn't grow hair, this is definitely a big thing that is happier than marrying a daughter-in-law."

"Well, the second dog is the second dog, although the words are a little inappropriate, but the meaning is still in place. I told you two that my hair was gone when I was fourteen years old, and I committed suicide three times when I was so uncomfortable. This has also become a heart disease for me for so many years. Do you know what my greatest wish has been over the years? ”

Zhou Yu and his brothers looked sympathetic, and shook their heads in unison.

Lao Cao continued: "At that time, I remember that there was an advertisement on TV that said: the breeze stroked my hair, like a cloud.

Since then, I have had one of my greatest wishes, which is to hope that when my hair will grow back, and I will do that kind of advertisement. ”

After finishing speaking, Lao Cao closed his eyes and shook his head, and kept muttering to himself: "The breeze caresses our hair, like a cloud......

Looking at the bucket-like old Cao Mei stroking a few small fluffs on his head like silk, with a whiny on his face, Zhou Yu and his brothers couldn't help but feel sick and nauseous.

Zhou Hu was really about to vomit, so he stepped forward and kicked Lao Cao's back cheek, and shouted: "Lao Cao, are you possessed by a fox spirit?" Don't wake up soon? ”

Lao Cao in the dream was suddenly startled by Zhou Hu's kick, and after a few seconds, Lao Cao immediately became angry, and scratched Zhou Hu with his teeth and claws, but he would be Zhou Hu's opponent alone? was thrown by Zhou Hu on the back, and he came to a flat sand and falling goose pose, and he couldn't get up when he lay on the ground.

Zhou Yu glared at Zhou Hu, and hurriedly ran over to help Lao Cao up, Lao Cao rubbed the bucket waist and looked at Zhou Hu resentfully, and muttered in his mouth: "Three donkeys, you bastard, are you really falling?" Oh, my old waist. Aren't you just relying on your youth to have the strength? You fucking wait for me, wait for Lao Tzu to give birth to three or five of his handles after getting married, and sweep your whole family in twenty years! ”

"Hahaha, Lao Cao, scare me? Damn, if you can give birth to me, you can't give birth? If you give birth to three or five, I will give birth to seven or eight. In other words, my ancestor was able to burn down your ancestor's pants with a fire, and let your ancestor run back bare-chested, do you believe that I can continue to take our family's pants with our family after 20 years? Zhou Hu said triumphantly.

Lao Cao's face turned green, and he pointed at Zhou Hu and scolded: "Dead three donkeys, you big stick mallet, why are you talking about the ancestors again?" Hmph, Lao Tzu is not as energetic as you, but can't you give birth to a child? I really don't believe me. ”

Seeing the two men dancing like an old lady, and the content of the speech is either bare or giving birth, Zhou Yu is really a little painful, as long as these two guys meet, there is no harmony, is it possible that God sees that he is too nourishing and deliberately sends these two guys to himself disgusting and disgusting?

Thinking of this, he said angrily: "I said that you two are still finished?" Tell me that the two of you also look like majestic men, why do you always fight like an old lady when you meet, and you come to two times and five super at every turn? If you want me to see that you are idle, if you don't have anything to do, you can help me fight against wood later. ”

"I rely on two dogs, don't talk about others as soon as you kid shit, okay? I don't pee on myself.,It's like it's a lot better than the two of us.,If you want me to say that the two of us don't have you combined.。 Lao Cao said with a tiptoe.

"Yes, yes, Brother Cao's words are too reasonable, our brothers just now are friends with martial arts, and by the way, practice their mouths to increase the naked friendship between each other, Brother Ergou, what do you say is the matter with you? It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry! Zhou Hu also fell into the well and buried the road as much as possible. (To be continued......)

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