After making up my mind to catch the blue flash butterfly, I didn't delay much on the road, and went directly to the stream where the girls were secretly swimming, and Xiaoqin's straw hat was probably lost there.

As a result, I searched back and forth, but I didn't find Xiaoqin's straw hat.

Did it fall into a creek and be swept away by the water?

I had no choice but to carry the insect trap net and patrol the neighborhood for more than ten minutes, but the shadow of the blue flash butterfly never appeared.

Oh no, without the straw hat that can attract the blue flash butterfly, I don't have a clear advantage over the others!

While worrying, he walked to the top of the mountain, hoping to hit the big luck, and hit the $500,000 halfway, but saw two gangs of hooligans fighting not far ahead.

"It's mine! I found out! ”

"What do you find useful! I caught it! ”

"Don't rob! I heard that if you die, you can only sell it for $50,000! ”

"I'm **you**! Lao Tzu left Qinglong, right white tiger, you dare to hit me in the nose? Brothers, give it to me! ”

For a small blue butterfly caught in an insect trap, the two sides fought, and there were no weapons in the barren mountains and mountains, so they broke branches and picked up stones.

Unlike them, I have seen the blue flash butterfly with my own eyes, so I know that the little butterfly in their net is a fake at all, but they are obsessed with money, and they don't give in to each other, Zuihou caused both sides to lose, and quit the butterfly hunting army in advance.

There was an endless stream of such things, and in order to compete for the "suspected" blue flash butterfly, there were too many hooligans who were injured in the fight (more than half of the people who went up the mountain in less than an hour), and then the special education school sold a lot of spare stretchers and wheelchairs, and the income was very high, and the principal of the glasses was very happy, saying that he could finally give some bonuses to the teachers who were struggling to live.

I was careful along the way, trying not to be caught up in the group beating of the hooligans, and at one o'clock in the afternoon, I had no lunch and my stomach was growling, and I was confronted by the five tigers of the criminal department who were embarrassed and retreated from the top of the mountain.

"What's the matter with you guys?" I saw that the horns of the star's forehead had been scratched by some sharp object.

"Don't, don't mention it!" Xingxing said with a sad face, "I just saw a blue butterfly, and before the net was raised, I don't know who kicked it from behind!" As a result, my head hit the stone and I almost returned to the west! ”

Xing Erhu next to him said that he was even more unlucky, when he was urinating in the woods, a monkey suddenly jumped over, stole the food in his backpack, and left several scratches on his neck.

It turns out that there are monkeys in Cuisong Mountain? No wonder the loudspeaker said that the peaches he brought were stolen, and he couldn't find the prisoner after looking for a long time.

"Wild monkeys may carry germs," I said to the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, "Hurry up and take your second child down the mountain to the hospital!" ”

Seeing that Xingxing was still a little unwilling, I said in an accentuated tone: "The probability of wild monkeys carrying rabies virus is very high, if you don't take the second child to be vaccinated, be careful that he gets sick, and send you all to the west sky!" ”

These people, who don't learn and don't know how to do it, are scared now, and they whisper while walking down the mountain with no promises:

"Brother Ye knows so much, I didn't know that monkeys also have rabies......"

"No knowledge, right? You see, there are four zuihou in the zodiac, monkeys, chickens, dogs, and pigs! There is only one chicken between the monkey and the dog, so it is easy for the dog to get rabies! ”

"I see...... However, wouldn't chickens and pigs, which are closest to dogs, be more likely to have rabies? ”

"That...... Probably avian flu and swine foot-and-mouth disease are both variants of rabies, right? ”

The five fools came and went as fast as they could, and accomplished nothing but to lend me an insect net and give the monkey a lunch.

I think it's a good thing for them to quit as soon as possible, first, because they are not short of money, and second, if they encounter a gang of hooligans who rob them of butterflies, they must not be beaten to death on the spot?

With the withdrawal of the five tigers and half of the other hooligans of the Criminal Department, there are probably only a dozen butterfly catchers left on Cuisong Mountain, except for the students in the second (3) class of junior high school.

The rest were the elite, probably three groups of men, a few buddies of the young entomologist (professionals), a wise rascal (in alliance with the son of an elderly entomologist), and a bald man with a beard, who held a large fishing net in his hand, and although he seemed brave and unscrupulous, his gang was the strongest team in terms of combat effectiveness.

I tried my best to avoid these three groups of people, so as not to be alone and blackmailed by them.

Zuihou I still climbed to the top of the mountain first, and came to the camp of the second (3rd) class of junior high school where the squad leader and they were.

To ask weishenme, mainly because I was hungry.

The closer you get to an athlete's physique, the more likely you are to feel hungry because you have a fast metabolism and less fat on your body.

The book "Korean Documentary" that my dad read a few months ago had an example of a tall, sturdy boxer starving to death during a famine, but a shriveled old lady who was smaller.

I heard on the phone that everyone was fazed by the $500,000 bounty and that there was no one to eat the barbecue, so I planned to go up and fill my stomach before I could figure out a way.

As soon as I reached the top of the mountain, my eyes straightened.

No, no, no, it wasn't the real blue flash butterfly that appeared on the top of the mountain, and then the classmates frantically fought and scrambled, resulting in a tragic situation of blood all over the ground.

With the squad leader and Niu Shili here, it won't be chaotic to that extent.

The reason why my eyes are straight is because Xiaoqin's lost straw hat is now held by Gong Caicai.

"Huh? This straw hat ......"

I looked at Gong Caicai and the squad leader next to me with an inquiring look.

The squad leader looked at the insect trap net in my hand and said coldly: "When I returned from the creek, I saw this Xiaoqin's straw hat hanging on the branch, so I picked it up and asked Gong Caicai to take it to catch mosquitoes first." ”

After Gong Caicai knew that this hat belonged to Xiaoqin, she once excused herself, and she didn't dare to wear it on her head, but just clasped her hands in front of her chest crampedly, afraid that Xiaoqin would question herself Weishenme was holding her straw hat, and she was afraid of losing the straw hat.

Seeing that I was coming, Gong Caicai wanted to hand me the straw hat as if he had been amnestied, "That, classmate Ye Lin, please return the straw hat to ......"

Halfway through the conversation, his face turned red, and he longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Because the straw hat is stuck! Stuck on the overly plump boobs! Everyone else wears a hat on their heads, but Gong Caicai can wear a hat with her chest!

I was anxious to get this straw hat that could attract blue flash butterflies, and I couldn't wait to reach out and "pull" the straw hat out of Gong Caicai's chest, but as soon as my hand was stretched out, I felt that something was wrong and stopped in mid-air.

Zuihou is squad leader relieved the embarrassment for Gong Caicai and handed me the straw hat, but there was still contempt in his eyes.

That one...... Squad leader, you misunderstood! The reason why I was so happy to get the straw hat was because this straw hat was an important prop used to trap the blue flash butterfly, not because this straw hat had just stayed on Gong Caicai's chest!

It suddenly occurred to me that because my head was relatively large, I couldn't wear Xiaoqin's straw hat, and if I wanted to catch the blue flash butterfly, it was best for another person to wear a straw hat and walk in front to seduce the blue flash butterfly, and then I was holding an insect trap net in the back and waiting for the opportunity.

So I typed Pooh's idea.

She's a big money fan, trying to climb a pine tree and condescendingly search for where there are butterflies, and I call her down halfway up and tell her that I have a good way to catch the blue sparkle butterflies and let her cooperate with me.

"Huh? Why are you so kind? How to divide 500,000? Pooh asked incredulously.

I remembered what happened last night when she pushed me back, and I was a little embarrassed.

"That...... Give it to me, I won't necessarily share your money......"

"Holy! You're a fool to me! Pooh interrupted me halfway through, "Everything is yours, I'm going to work with you!" ”

I held up a hand and told Pooh to calm down first.

"Blue Flash Butterfly has a ...... for me It's a special use, although I may not be able to exchange it for money, and I may not be able to share your money, but I can recommend you a job in the future, similar to Penthos, to work as a bodyguard for Amy! The treatment is very generous! ”

In fact, this is just a flower offering to the Buddha, and Amy has long expressed the idea of keeping Pooh by her side through similar means.

Pooh didn't realize that what I had promised her was what she had already belonged.

"Eh~~~~~ that's great!" Pooh was overjoyed, "I'm worried about what to do in the future!" Otherwise, if I continue like this, my relatives will say that I can only be an athlete in the future, and I will not be able to win a gold medal in competitions, and I will have to go to the bathroom to work as a scrubber......"

Don't design yourself such a sad future! Don't say such sad things in such a joyful tone! If you were an athlete, you would have won a gold medal! I'll cheer you on in front of the TV!

Once the deal was struck, I asked Pooh to put on Celery's hat (a little small, but it could fit in) and walk in front as bait, while I raised the nets in the back, ready to strike at any moment.

The squad leader shook his head in disappointment when he saw that all of us male and female sports committees had this virtue.

"If I become a bodyguard, shouldn't I learn a little kung fu?" Pooh asked as he walked, "Ye Lin, can you teach me?" I think you know how to do both. ”

I paid close attention to any butterflies approaching, and replied casually: "It's more appropriate to let Xiaoqin teach you, her kung fu is more authentic than mine." ”

"Well, Xiaoqin's mother is the shijie champion of the sanda competition, and now the ** in the class knows about it, but ...... Qin is angry with me! ”

I told Pooh to walk as slowly as he could, lest Blue Flash refuse to come.

"Xiaoqin shouldn't be angry with you all the time, in short, let's get the blue flash butterfly in our hands first, learn kung fu, and then whether Xiaoqin comes to teach or I teach, you will always have a master!"

Pooh always had trouble suppressing her desire to run fast, and I made her walk slowly in a straw hat, which made her look very painful.

"Well, actually, I think Penthos is more powerful in kung fu," Winnie sighed, "It's a pity that he won't teach me, first saying that it's a murderous jishu, which is very ominous, and then saying that his kind of kung fu can only be learned by...... What a pity! ”

Pooh, you've been deceived! Penthos just doesn't think it's suitable to teach you the art of killing and fighting! Do you really believe that there is a kind of martial arts similar to "Sunflower Treasure Book", which can only be learned by special people!

Wait, what's the top right? Isn't that lovely blue the butterfly I've been looking forward to?