【029】 Color class
When I returned to the classroom, there were already a lot of people sitting in the classroom, and there were less than 10 minutes left before the first class of the afternoon.
The class leader and the number one loyal dog, Brother Glasses, are not there, probably to help the chemistry teacher prepare something, which is a blessing in misfortune.
Xiao Qin sat in her seat, as if she had been petrified.
Plus, blush to the point of exploding.
"The Color of the Master of Tuning" was flat on her desk, and it had been turned to page ten.
It's miserable.
I quietly approached Xiaoqin from behind, but she, who is usually very vigilant, didn't notice it.
Stunned, right?
Staring at the H man in the middle of his hands, he didn't turn the page for a long time.
The bangs on his forehead trembled slightly, his lips opened, and the focus of his pupils seemed to be not on the desk, but in the depths of the universe far, far away from the desk.
I'm familiar with this kind of expression, and it is said that it is the same expression that children in the United States used when they first heard that there was no Santa Claus on Shijie.
It seems that I have too late to save Xiaoqin's shijie view.
I stepped forward, my shadow draped over the pages of the comic book, but Celery didn't respond.
I reached out and took the "Color Class" from between her hands, but she still didn't respond.
I stuffed this damn H comic into my school bag, and Xiaoqin still froze.
I rely on you to be the setting of the angel heart of the humanoid computer! When I saw H things, the motherboard smoked, and the CPU stopped running! I thought you were already at the full level of yellow jokes, and you didn't ignore the spiritual pollution of H Man! So you've only seen shoujo manga! I don't know much about that! I've only read shoujo manga and dare to show off in front of me!
Don't look down on H man! H man's shijie is terrible! If you read too many girl comics, you will only become a nymphomaniac.,If you read too much H comics, you can become a magician!
And H man's painting is often much better than that of girl's comics! At least they fit the proportions of the human body, and the girl's manga is full of awl faces! So it's not an exaggeration to say that H manga is closer to reality than shoujo manga! Covert shoujo manga is simply a lie, right? The hero and heroine put their awl faces together, Qingqing and I for a while, the key parts are blocked with a storyboard, with a few wheezing sounds at most, and there will be a child on the next page!
Refund the money, you irresponsible girl cartoonists! When I read shoujo manga in magazines, I always have the feeling that it will end halfway through! Keep drawing for me! Or is it - in fact, H manga is a sequel to the shoujo manga!
Yes! accidentally let Xiaoqin see the sequel! And it's such a terrible sequel! A sequel worse than Sheriff Black Cat being corrupt and imprisoned, Snow White's children not growing tall, and the Hale brothers going to the Netherlands to register their marriage!
The class bell rang, Xiaoqin still sat in her seat and did not move, and the class representative shouted that she had never stood up when she stood up in class.
Fortunately, she sat in the Zuihou row, and the chemistry teacher's eyes were not very good.
The chemistry book was not taken out, and all life activities stopped, as if he was not breathing at all, and he sat in a daze for more than 20 minutes.
I glanced at her from time to time, and it always felt like it was the calm before the storm.
Finally she took a deep breath, as if awakened from her sleep.
"Ye, Ye Lin, I'm sorry ......"
She daoqian to me.
"I shouldn't have stolen the comic books on your desk to read......"
"Oh, forget it, it's not a big deal."
I tried to comfort her in my usual tone.
"Also, the day before yesterday, I put my hand in Ye Lin's trouser pocket, and I should also ask you daoqian."
"Huh? Didn't you humble yourself the day before yesterday? ”
"But I didn't know it at the time...... It turned out to be such a bad behavior...... Although Ye Lin didn't say it, he must have thought that I was a dirty and dirty girl in his heart, right? ”
As he spoke, he covered his blushing face, looking like "I don't have a face to see people, I'm going to die tonight".
I don't think you're dirty, because the evil and ferocious image of the little overlord is already preconceived, and you do something to me, and I just think you want to bully me.
"When I first found out that there was a comic book in Ye Lin's desk, I was quite happy to say ......"
“……”
"Because I stayed at home to read comics for the past three years, I thought to myself that Ye Lin likes comics as much as I do! If you have the same interests, you can have more topics...... Result, result, result - how is it not the same as the manga I used to read!? ”
Nonsense, can H manga be the same as shoujo manga? Watching H manga destroy the three views, watching the girl manga become brainless, there is an essential difference at all!
"Although it is also mentioned in the shoujo manga, men are very......"
Xiao Qin chattered, resentful and a bit like Xianglin's sister-in-law.
"But all I wanted for you to do was kiss and hug and look at our nakedness......"
The order is a bit problematic, but it's roughly correct.
"In a comic of Mr. Andachung, I saw the male protagonist stealing the heroine's underwear, and I thought Mr. Andachong was too funny, and this kind of plot can be made up......"
"-I didn't make it up!!"
Xiaoqin's voice became faster.
"Someone really does that! It's like the day before yesterday I really yujian an idiot...... It turns out that men really think about these things in their heads! ”
I couldn't argue with her, a little ashamed that I was a man too.
"I thought that even other men would be like this...... My favorite classmate Ye Lin would never be like this......"
"Looks like I'm still too naïve......"
He fell silent again and didn't speak to me again for more than 10 minutes.
The chemistry teacher was making chlorine shiyan on the podium, choking himself and his classmates in the front row coughing.
Xiaoqin sat up slightly straight, as if she had made some kind of determination, and she was more energetic than just now.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"Huh?"
"I didn't have enough consciousness to dare to like Ye Lin, I was really wrong."
You don't need any consciousness to like others, right? If you like me, I have to be ready to be killed one day!
"Even if Ye Lin is a pervert......"
Hey, hey, who's a pervert! Don't call me a pervert just because Cao Jingshen always calls me master! He has already lost his level, and my perverted level master can't teach an apprentice who has lost his level!
"I'll like Ye Lin's perverted place together!"
Shut up! I said I'm not a pervert anymore!
"After reading this strange book today, I learned about Ye Lin's true inner ......"
What is so easy to understand! Don't read an H comic as my biography!
"It turns out that Ye Lin likes this taste...... You often bullied me in class, and it was also a temptation to further adjust my teaching, right? ”
I said don't you learn and use it now! Isn't that a good word? On many decent websites, these two words have to be harmonized! If you want to display it, you have to add a special symbol in the middle! And who's tempting you! I just want you to hate me!
"In shoujo manga, girls change themselves for their boyfriend's hobbies. If Ye Lin is such a person, I can only cooperate with Ye Lin......"
He continued to speak to himself, with a pitiful expression that he couldn't help himself.
"As long as Ye Lin can like me, it doesn't matter what I become......"
As she spoke, she raised her right hand and pinched the zipper of her school uniform top with her thumb and forefinger.
"Although I don't have as big boobs as the girls in the comics......"
His brows furrowed, he bit his lip and pulled the zipper down suddenly.
"If you don't dislike it, please put your hand in!!"
With his eyes closed and making the above declaration, tears on his long eyelashes seemed to have reached the limit of what he could bear psychologically.
Her hands were shaking so badly that she couldn't pull the zipper of her uniform a little under her collarbone.
But because she closed her eyes tightly, she didn't seem to know, and thought she had exposed her entire breasts.
A teardrop hanging from the eyelashes dripped on the table, as if admitting the failure of the shoujo manga, and at the same time determined to abandon shyness and self-esteem, and please me under the guidance of H Man.
What a stupid thing! Aren't you a martial arts master? It's so unfavorable to pull a zipper!
Wrong! I didn't expect Celery to actually pull the zipper off...... Who wants to see her kind of flat airfield boobs!
It's Xiaoqin's collarbone, and the shape is really good-looking.
Located below the slender neck, the two collarbones serve as the dividing line between the neck and the chest, while also connecting outwards to the rounded shoulders.
Since the sportswear model is slightly larger, the shoulders can also be seen slightly.
The triangular depression formed at the neck and shoulders is called the clavicle groove, which is also known as the beauty groove.
Although I don't want to admit it, Xiaoqin's beauty ditch is really beautiful.
A little fascinated.
It's a pity that the mineral water has been drunk.
Qin was trembling, still expecting me to do something.