"The longer your squad leader gets, the more beautiful he becomes!"

Across the aisle, Liu Badshui, who was sitting on my left, said with an envious expression.

"Of course!" Gonggong Cao, who was sitting in front of me, replied proudly, "Shen Shaoyi of your class 2 is the grass of the 28th middle school, and the head of our class 3 is the school flower of the 28th middle school!" ”

Liu Badshui slapped his thigh and agreed: "That's right! The previous school flower graduated, and the twenty-eighth middle school should choose a new school flower! Tomorrow when the school officially starts, I will hold a vote! ”

"What else to vote for!" Father-in-law Cao muttered, "How to make school flowers is our class!" Even if Shu Sha is not elected, it will be Gong Caicai who is elected......"

"Gong Caicai is slightly shorter......"

"Isn't it okay to have big boobs?"

Gonggong Cao and Liu Badshui had a very undisciplined discussion, and Xiaoqin was silent on my right because of androphobia.

Shu Sha, as the representative of the junior high school students, began to speak on the rostrum.

"At the beginning of the new semester, all of us walked into the campus ...... after a long absence, with hope and longing, with excitement and excitement."

Xueba's idea is that it is different from others, as soon as other students hear about the start of school, they immediately follow the execution ground, how can they be "longing and excited"?

The content of the class leader's speech seems to have been specially instructed by the school leaders to focus on calling everyone to study hard, so it also seems to be a little scripted.

Although the squad leader has two pages of speeches in his hand, he often does not read the script, and it is estimated that he has memorized it well.

“…… You should have the courage to correct your own shortcomings, no matter what you did before, as long as you continue to challenge yourself and improve yourself, I believe you will definitely reshape a new self......"

Huh? Is it my delusion? When I said these words, the squad leader's eyes seemed to fall on me! Are you reading these words mainly to me? Feed! Squad leader, you are pretending to be public and private! Be serious in public! Otherwise, I'll report you!

Xiao Qin muttered underneath, "Reinvent a new self...... Weishenme's female No. 2 is so similar to Ye Lin's classmates? Isn't Ye Lin's star list system just to reshape his childhood sweetheart? ”

What a coincidence! It's a complete coincidence! And the star list system is to 'teach you', but the squad leader is planning to 'teach' me...... Phew! Who will be trained by girls! I'm an iron-blooded lone wolf! I will not succumb to any human being!

When the class leader was speaking, the auditorium was much quieter than just now, especially many young ** who had just been promoted to the first year of junior high school, looked straight at their eyes, and a faint green light appeared in the back row of the auditorium.

“…… The high school entrance examination is the first crossroads of life, and it is often said that the first year of junior high school is a preseason and a warm-up, the second year of junior high school is the regular season, which is accumulation, and the third year is a playoffs and a sprint ......"

Father-in-law Cao answered below: "The first year of junior high school is the caress of foreplay, and the second year of junior high school is the ...... of parting your legs."

I kicked the lower end of Grandpa Cao's chair hard, and he quickly shut up.

Liu Badshui is quite anxious, and now he is starting to count votes for the election of the new school flower.

"Hey, Ye Lin, who do you vote for?" Liu Badshui turned on the recording function of his mobile phone and stretched out to me like a microphone.

"Who are the candidates?" I asked rhetorically.

Liu Badshui read according to the screen of his mobile phone: "At present, the list is Shu Sha, the squad leader of your class, as well as Gong Caicai, and the other is Xu Yan, the host of the conference, ......."

Gonggong Cao said angrily: "Xu Yan's light of fireflies, how dare he compete with the sun and the moon!?" ”

Liu Badshui Tiantian lips, "People show a lot of faces!" It's also normal to have a bit of a regular supporter......"

Father-in-law Cao was still unconvinced, "What's wrong with showing your face so much?" If there was too much dew, I might support her......"

"In short, the safflower has to be matched with green leaves, and it doesn't matter how many people have on the list, I still think that Shusha in your class has a high winning rate."

"Nonsense! Our class is outstanding, the most beautiful of the twenty-eight is our squad leader, and the most handsome is my master Ye's master......"

Father-in-law Cao, where is your cheek! Do you think I'll be happy to slap me on the back like that? I have neither the will nor the capital to compete with Shen Shaoyi for the position of school grass!

"Holy!" Liu Badshui was startled and said, "If Ye Lin runs for the new school grass, then I will also sign up!" I think I can fight too! ”

Because Liu Badshui is a member of the school basketball team and one of the former "Eighteen Arhats", he doesn't see me anywhere, and he makes any jokes.

"Cut," Gonggong Cao pouted, "My master didn't say anything in advance, just because you Class 2 actually put Xu Yan on the list, which shows that you have no vision!" If I count the votes, I will definitely kick Xu Yan off the list, and I can't let her go on my sister! ”

Liu Badshui immediately set his eyes on Xiaoqin beside me, and he knew that the "Shi Niang" in Cao Gonggong's mouth meant Xiaoqin.

"Ren Xiaoqin's words, in fact, someone really voted for her," Liu Badshui groaned, "But the other party voted anonymously, it can't be counted, and he doesn't dare to vote with his real name, I'm afraid that he is afraid of Ye Lin's retaliation, right?" ”

"You dare to worry about the woman who is the boss of the campus!?" It seems that it is for this reason that many disciples who try to get close to Xiaoqin are discouraged.

"Ye Lin, if you don't mind, I'll vote for Xiaoqin." Liu Badshui said to me with a big grin, "Xiaoqin has been neglected too much for a long time, and you don't let her talk to other boys......"

Who wouldn't let her talk to a boy! It's because she herself has androphobia, she can't say it!

"Good! If the master doesn't mind, then I'll vote for the master! Shi Niang's beauty obviously dumped Xu Yan several streets! Why is it just because of Xu Yan that she dew a little...... No, if you show your face a lot, you can appear on the school flower list! ”

I turned my head to ask for Celery's opinion, and Celery shook her head in a panic, indicating that she didn't want to participate in the campaign.

It's too closed, and in order to cure androphobia, maybe it doesn't hurt to participate in more of these kinds of activities.

"Okay, you can vote for Xiaoqin, I don't mind, I will also vote for Xiaoqin!"

As soon as the words came out, Xiaoqin's face became blood-red, and she pulled the hem of her school uniform uneasily, as if she was a little happy, but also seemed to be very worried.

To be honest, I decided to vote for Shusha earlier, but if you think about it, Shusha is not short of my vote, and I estimate that she will be elected as the new school flower by an overwhelming margin (although she herself does not want to).

I voted for Xiaoqin, firstly, to encourage her to build up her confidence and not to be too cowardly in front of other boys, and secondly, to ...... Xiaoqin doesn't have a strong sense of presence in Twenty-Eight, and it is certain that she will lose to the squad leader in the election, but she is definitely much more beautiful than Xu Yan! Xu Yan can be on the list, why can't my Xiaoqin be on the list! Those who chose Xu Yan, you are blind!?

"Wait!" Father-in-law Cao was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, "Since Xu Yan has voted, then Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue in our class can also go up and walk around, right?" ”

"Xiong Yaoyue is a female man, and the twenty-eighth middle school chooses a female man as the school flower, and she will be laughed at by other schools!"

"That's right...... And what about Juanny? ”

"Didn't Zhuang Ni take a leave of absence? Didn't you come to today's opening ceremony? ”

It's true that I didn't see Zhuang Ni appear, and when the class president held a class meeting yesterday, he also said that Zhuang Ni might attend the opening ceremony, and it seems that she broke her promise.

"How's the cheerleader of Class 6?" Liu Bad Water came up with an idea and said, "Since there are more people, just make the list more lively, what's her name?" It seems to be a compound surname......"

Liu Badshui and Cao Gonggong were discussing the election of the new school flower, and Shu Sha, the squad leader on the rostrum, had finished speaking, bowed to the stage, and walked off the rostrum.

Xu Yan looked at Shu Sha's back as she stepped down, there seemed to be a cold flame burning in her eyes, and she hesitated for a second before announcing into the microphone:

"The fifth item of the conference: commend the teachers and students who achieved good results in the last semester!"

First of all, the list of outstanding teachers and outstanding class teachers was announced, and the winners were not allowed to come to the stage to give their acceptance speeches.

Anyway, any teacher's award has nothing to do with Teacher Yu, Teacher Yu sat on the right side of Shusha's seat, looking quite lonely, so he almost put on sunglasses and played a song "Erquan Reflecting the Moon".

After the awards belonging to teachers are awarded, it is the turn of the students, and the list of award-winning students read out by Xu Yan is based on the grade, which is the so-called "grade six stars", including "learning star", "progress star", and "civilization star......

Shusha won the Star of Discipline and took the stage to receive the second award. In fact, I think it's more handsome to change it to "Nandou Six Stars" instead of being called "Grade Six Stars", anyway, the name Shusha is originally homophonic to a strong person under the Nandou Sect.

In addition, Shu Zhe, who has been promoted to the second year of junior high school, won the title of three good students, and after his sister, he also came to the stage to accept the award, which is really an excellent irony of the three good student system.

The sixth item of the conference is that the parents of a certain student, as the representative of the majority of parents, took the stage to speak, this student seems to be the guy who made rapid progress last year and won the "progress star".

I feel that the class leader and Shu Zhe's sister and brother have won awards, but in fact, it is more appropriate for their mother to be the parent representative.

It's just that I heard that the class leader's mother is still on the plane, and she can barely catch the parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon, and she definitely can't attend the opening ceremony.

It's really busy, as a researcher at a research institute, it seems that the busyness of work is not inferior to that of the criminal police, and the tendency of the squad leader's workaholic is inherited from his mother's side?

Soon the conference reached the seventh item, which was a sitcom written and performed by the students, telling the vulgar story of the brilliant achievements of the junior high school students through three years of hard work.

Not to mention that the screenwriter is bad, the actors are also very bad! It seems that one of the actors once came to our class with the teaching director to search for prohibited items, Comrade Xiaohei, a member of the Discipline Inspection Commission? If you don't have talent, don't act! Move! Next time, let's be professional!

After the sitcom, the opening ceremony and the mobilization meeting of the third year of junior high school are finally coming to an end (I have always felt that the word "" should be removed from the dictionary, isn't it the meaning of "and"!). There is also the word "visit" in the leader's "coming", which is also a special word for pretending to be forced, so it is better to change it to the leader "coming" to our school, isn't that more domineering? Zuihou everyone stood up half-dead and swore an oath with Xu Yan, whether they were junior high school students or not, they all expressed their determination to work hard for Xiangshang and work hard for the high school entrance examination.

====Divider==== The news on the popularity ranking is: Under the vote of book friends such as "Demon Reputation" and "ddhhyy", Aunt Ren won the first place in Group B with a total of 807 votes, 67 votes more than Chen Yingran in Group A, and naturally, Aunt Ren was also promoted to Group A.

In addition, after the "Panda Grenadier" gave Xiaojuan a lot of flowers, he sent 6 flowers to the squad leader's father, is this to make the squad leader's family appear on the list? parents, younger brother, and second uncle Shu Dongbo...... There won't be any more people voting for the class leader's aunt, right? In any case, "Shusha's Dad" is also on the list.

zuihou, the "pure and filthy man" voted for the "king of killers" chameleon, so the chameleon classmate, who is particularly easy to be overlooked, was honored on the list (but if you can't find him on the list, it may just be because of his stealth ability, and it's not that scrap metal has no record)