Chapter 273: Domineering Village Chief
Chen Fengxi's life is a bitter drama, except for paleness, powerlessness.
The doctor did a good job and was coaxed and deceived to become a soldier, and the soldier was coerced and lured to become a legendary national cadre, these Chen Fengxi endured it, there was no way, who let themselves not be able to provoke them, but these bastards actually arranged Chen Fengxi to Panshan Village, a fairy residence where birds don't shit and chickens don't lay eggs!
From the name, it is not difficult to hear what kind of place this mountain village is. Although Chen Fengxi doesn't know much about China's nine-bend and eighteen-bend official system, it seems, it seems, it seems, it seems that this deputy village chief is not a formal state cadre, right? This is a half-level downgrading process, this is clearly a masturbation to the end!
No matter how much resentment there is in his heart, Chen Fengxi doesn't have the courage to refuse the job arranged for him by Xu Caiban, he can only take office hard, Chen Fengxi has already summed it up, and after taking office, he will do something illegal and messy to make people open, so he can't rely on him.
In order to allow people to find themselves at critical moments, Chen Fengxi didn't dare to pin his hopes on his mobile phone, so he directly prepared two satellite phones.
After arriving in Panshan Village, Chen Fengxi understood why Ou Deming said that this is a good place with mountains, rivers and beauties, not to mention the landscape, the only thing worth focusing on is the beauty.
There are 140 households in Panshan Village, and the average configuration of these 140 households is one son and three daughters. Therefore, the people who go into the mountains every day to make a living are women, and those old men basically bragging about it every day in addition to eating and sleeping are **, in the entire Anyang City, this Panshan Village is a well-known pure daughter village, and some people say that it should be called Pangen Village.
After Chen Fengxi went to the village for a shake, he went straight to the county seat of Anyang County, and it turned out that no matter how good an official he was in these years, as long as he had a relationship with a woman, he would inevitably fall into the water. Chen Fengxi, the crappy deputy village chief, wants to fall into the water in a short time, so he can't wait for others to throw him into his arms, so he can only do something that messes with the relationship between men and women. Therefore, his goal in entering Anyang County was to find a young lady, and then he didn't pay the bill! Although this kind of thing has a bad reputation, compared to fame, Chen Fengxi wants to be free more.
Chen Fengxi thought very well, but unfortunately he forgot one thing, that is, when he went to Panshui Village, he was sent to the mountainside by helicopter, and he wanted to get out of there...... All in all, by the time Chen Fengxi arrived in Anyang County, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. This is walking, agricultural three-wheeled, and bus, Chen Fengxi is not in the mood to find a lady now, just want to find a place to rest, after finding a hotel next to the bus station to take a bath, Chen Fengxi is into the Di bar next to the bus station, as soon as you walk into the Di bar, the strong local atmosphere is coming, the huge area is full of the smell of inferior perfume and sweat, and even in the area near the gate there is a smell of stinky feet, it is hard to imagine, The men and women on the dance floor could be so intoxicated in such an environment.
How developed a city is, it can be seen through the consumption place, just Chong here is still selling beer for five yuan a bottle, Chen Fengxi knows that this Anyang County is definitely a poor county in the country!
"Gotta find a way out of here!" Chen Fengxi gritted his teeth resolutely, just this kind of doggy place, if he stays for a long time, he will definitely be out of touch with the world!
The intense dance music changed its face with a soothing and ambiguous slow sway, and the men and women on the dance floor walked out of the dance floor excitedly one after another, and just when Chen Fengxi was wondering, a man dressed rather commotionally walked to the center of the dance floor.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's damn Monday again, and can anyone tell me what we should do today?"
"Fly the plane!"
"Hahaha......"
"Hey, what do you mean by flying a plane?" Chen Fengxi asked curiously to the waiter in the bar.
"It's a simple game between men and women, women are pilots, men are airplanes, whoever has the ability to let women drive away can win a drink voucher of 2,000 yuan!" The waiter laughed.
"Oh, that's it!" Chen Fengxi nodded nonchalantly.
"Hehe, Mr. is here by himself!"
"Hmm."
"The winner's photo will be made into a poster and hung on the door for a week, and there is no faster way to become famous in Anyang!" The waiter said with a wicked smile.
"Hang at the door for a week?" Hearing this, Chen Fengxi's eyes were unconsciously bright, if he won this photo and hung it out, and then he deliberately made a fuss, presumably this official would be the end, right? Chen Fengxi gave the waiter a hundred yuan without saying a word, "It's the first time I've come here, help me with the staff!" ”
The waiter quickly put the money in his pocket, pointed to a front full of people and said, "The man registers there, and the registration fee is fifty!" ”
Looking along the waiter's fingers, I saw that the left and right sides of the stage were already crowded with men and women, the men were on the left, and the women were on the right.
Chen Fengxi doesn't care about what to play at all, he just wants his photo to hang at the gate for a week now, if he really can't win, then he will make a good fuss, it's really not good to smash this place, the people who run the night market in this kind of county-level city are all black and white, he doesn't believe that he can still do this village official after he finishes tossing!
After paying the registration fee and wearing the chest number, Chen Fengxi stood at the entrance of the dance floor with those hooligans, and the rules of the game were very simple, that is, the man was the plane, and the woman was the captain. Each woman has a corresponding number in her hand, and their number represents the planes that are now standing on the dance floor. If you're happy with your playmate, then the woman can walk on the dance floor and stand in front of her, and if she's not satisfied, she doesn't need to come in. Since the man's chest number is attached to his chest, and the woman is holding it in his hand, and the man's eyes have to be covered, I don't know who rejected you in the end.
"Okay, the beautiful ladies have put on their faces, and now it's time to invite them into the arena and walk to their own JJ...... Oh no, next to the plane! ”
"Haha......"
As soon as the host finished speaking, the audience below burst into laughter.
This is really a way to make money, anyway, the registration fee has been paid, and it is not the responsibility of this Di Bar that the girl looks down on you, you can only blame yourself for being too bad.
"Please raise your companion's right hand!" As the host's words fell, Chen Fengxi's right hand was raised by a slender little hand. In terms of feel, this girl's skin texture should be good, and a girl who pays attention to protecting her skin usually does not look too bad.
"......"
"Who is the 9th, why don't you come to open Lao Tzu!"
"Hahaha......"
The eliminated men cursed unconvinced, and they were rejected in front of so many people, and it was quite unbearable for these hooligans.
"Okay, now we have eighteen captains left. Let me announce the first competition...... Come on! The rules are simple, all you have to do is add fuel to the plane of your choice! If there is an accident of oil leakage or oil spit during refueling, the aircraft will be unqualified, but it will be eliminated! The eliminated players have to pay 388 yuan for gas, and only those who can successfully get up after refueling can enjoy free! ”
The pungent smell came to my face, and when I smelled it, I knew that the wine in the captain's hand in front of me was a fake bottle!
"It's time to start, open your mouth!" You can tell by the sound that the girl is excited.
"Three, two, one...... Begin! With the host's order, the girl directly put the wine bottle into Chen Fengxi's mouth,
As soon as the wine was in his stomach, Chen Fengxi felt the excitement of the fire, this wine was not only fake, but also strong, it should be a fake wine made from that high puree!
Chen Fengxi couldn't bear it a little, let alone others, the sound of vomiting and falling soon sounded on the dance floor, and some people even lay upright on the dance floor, but it didn't matter, no matter what these people were like by this oil, someone would get them out of the dance floor as soon as possible!
"Wow, it looks like our seven beautiful captains have found a great JJ...... No, airplanes! Okay, after the plane is refueled, we have to go. Now, all the captains are on your plane and ready to take off! ”
"Beauty, put her arms around his neck and crossed her legs around him. Sir, hold this beauty's ass and legs, if she loosens her legs, you will lose! The waiter who was helping on the side laughed in an extremely ambiguous voice.
Chen Fengxi couldn't help but be surprised, this trick is too damaging!
It's not easy for people who can still stand after this bottle of wine is poured, and then let them hold this thinly dressed girl in this standing state, not to mention this normal physiological reaction, but this wine strength is not easy to pass!
"Okay, the rules for our second game are very simple, all the planes are ready to take off with my slogan. Standing still...... Walk! 1-2-3-4...... "Chen Fengxi was still secretly surprised, the host had already shouted slogans at 1234 and 2234, in this case, it still makes people stand still, it is better to take off their pants directly!"
The woman was wearing a backless dress, and only a short skirt was worn on the lower half of her body, Chen Fengxi's hand couldn't help but feel good when she touched the elastic butt marble, and this girl was still wearing a thong!
"Damn, I can't hold it anymore!" At the moment when the blood was surging, Chen Fengxi put his tongue into the girl's mouth without hesitation.
Chen Fengxi did not try or taste the taste of the girl's mouth gently, but played with the roots of the other party's tongue and teeth with her tongue like a storm.
The girl's body that was still calm just now was as tight as the rubber band, Chen Fengxi didn't pay attention to her nervousness at all, and continued to suck the girl's tongue mercilessly.
The first thing he chose was vacuum kissing, first sucking the air from the girl's mouth desperately into his mouth, and then exhaling it. The force of air pressure is very great, and when the mouths of both sides become vacuum, the lips of both sides are tightly glued together, and even if you use eight horses to pull them, it is impossible to pull them apart! And it just so happened that Chen Fengxi's mouth was relatively large, and the air in the girl's mouth was emptied in a few clicks.
Chen Feng was happy to see that he had achieved the effect he wanted, and immediately used his tongue to spin around the girl's mouth, playing with the girl's tongue. The girl seemed to have been aroused by Chen Fengxi, and began to respond to Chen Fengxi's actions.
Although the girl's movements are a little clumsy, with Chen Fengxi here, their performance really shocked the eyes of many audiences. The bodies of the two people were pressed together, and the girl's breathing had become a little rapid, as if she had never experienced such a fierce way of kissing.
Seeing the girl's stupid appearance, Chen Fengxi also became interested, and immediately changed to sucking kissing, Chen Fengxi greedily sucked the girl's tongue, every time like a child enjoying ice cream.
"Hmmm......"
The simple kiss actually made the girl moan, but it was probably because of the pain.
Girls who enjoy this kind of kissing for the first time will be a little unaccustomed, but after trying it, they will fall in love with this feeling, and the girl is the same, letting Chen Fengxi wreak havoc in her mouth.
Her hands wrapped her arms around Chen Fengxi's neck, and Chen Fengxi kissed her, stroking the girl's ass and thighs with both hands.
Time seems to stand still, and the tongues of two people are like two fish playing in the water.
"Fuck ......"
Chen Fengxi had already aroused his interest, how could he still be in the mood to stand still, he directly stopped his steps and hugged the girl and gnawed, and the audience outside the dance floor screamed in surprise when they watched the movements of the two people.
Although it is difficult to stand, it is familiar to a fancy athlete like Chen Fengxi, and as long as the other party cooperates, he can play even crazier.
It doesn't matter what the game is, it's the wine that has been on the top and the jerky girl that's the point! Time passed minute by minute, and the water in the mouths of the two people seemed to have been sucked dry, but more importantly, the mouths of the two people seemed to grow into one, and Chen Fengxi felt that his tongue was going to cramp.
The girl has changed from clumsy at the beginning to active now, and even began to suck Chen Fengxi's tongue.
Suddenly, a stream of pure yang qi surged above his head, "No, here!" Chen Fengxi was screaming normally in his head.
But when I thought of hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at you and dozens of couples watching your performance, Chen Fengxi was brain congested again! If he really comes here to make a shot, then he, the village official, will definitely come to an end!
"Whoa......
I just felt that a basin of cold water was splashed on my body.
I didn't hear what the host was saying clearly, and Chen Fengxi already felt a fever all over his body.
"Smack!"
The hot Chen Fengxi tore his shirt, and the moment he took off his clothes, the huge bar became silent, and the shocking pain made everyone shudder.
Chen Fengxi is not afraid of others now, he even wishes that the people of Anyang County would come to see it, especially the people of the county government, if the people of the county government don't care about him because of Boss Xu's relationship, then he will find a way to send today's video or photos to the Commission for Discipline Inspection!
Thinking of this, Chen Fengxi decided to play harder! The fingers of his right hand gently hooked the thin strip of cloth, what he didn't expect was that the girl didn't resist, but hummed and lay on his chest, the place where she was lying was very bad, and it was even more the sensitive part of Chen Fengxi's left chest, her movements became the last fuse, Chen Fengxi directly ripped off the girl's thong and threw it aside.
"Snort......"
When the sound of the strips of cloth shattering, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Hehe, it looks like our players have been thoroughly invested in it! Now get ready to start landing! The host quickly opened the topic, if something really happened, it would be troublesome.
"Hey, hey......"
"Smack......
The host wanted to say something, but out of nowhere, several ashtrays and cigarette bottles were thrown at him.
The DJ saw that everyone had been teased by Chen Fengxi, and he also released extremely lewd music!
"Oooooooooo......oo
The people in the Di Bar all raised their hands and beat the beat, shouting loudly.
In the crowd, several couples in love also began to perform, and even some people who did not know each other found the nearest opposite sex in their neighborhood to kiss and touch.
"Holy shit, it's crazy!" The host looked at the chaotic crowd in a cold sweat, and if this scene was seen by the police, it would be a big trouble! Now that a harmonious society is being created, the boss has to kill him if he plays like this.
looked at Chen Fengxi with resentment in his eyes, all of this was caused by him.
Chen Fengxi took a few steps back with the girl in her arms and directly pushed her to the edge of the dance floor close to the DJ booth!
The gaffer was also emotionally aroused by Chen Fengxi, and turned off all the lights in the house, and only used a pink light to illuminate the two people.
Chen Fengxi kissed the girl's lips, neck, ears, and hair with her tongue!
"Woo......"
When everyone watched Chen Fengxi lift the girl to the bar and bury her head in the girl's chest, they all screamed in surprise!
"***, I don't believe it's not going to work!" Thinking of so many pairs of eyes looking at him behind him, and thinking of his fate after all this was spread, Chen Fengxi couldn't help but feel very happy in his heart
Chen Fengxi also ripped off the blindfold, the girl is not sexy, but absolutely cute, with a playful ponytail, and a pair of crisp breasts are like two unripe peaches.
Looking at the girl's enjoyment with her eyes closed, Chen Fengxi couldn't help frowning and asked, "How old are you?" ”
"Today is my eighteenth birthday!" The girl closed her eyes and said shyly.
Chen Fengxi's eyes lit up, and he laughed loudly: "Hahaha, okay, I'll give you a special birthday today!" ”
Seeing that the two of them were ready to act, the gaffer also gradually dimmed the lights, for fear that there would be some inappropriate content for children here.
Everyone couldn't see the figures of the two people, but they could clearly see the figures that kept twitching back and forth.
"Ah......h
The girl was in pain, and everyone took out their mobile phones at the first time and used the mobile phone screen to illuminate the front. It's a pity that Chen Fengxi's protection work is very good, he just tore his shirt not to play pants, but to wrap his body and the girl's body!
Although I couldn't see the actual scene, looking at Chen Fengxi's constantly moving body and the girl's clenched fists, the men and women present were also ready to move.
"Holy shit, is he human!"
"Did you take medicine?"
"Depressed, I'll be in a group with him!"
"Look at people, they look like you!"
The man began to have some low self-esteem, and the woman's face was already red to the base of the neck.
"Friends, friends, birth! Born! Our real royal plane, let's cheer together! The host also understood the current situation at this time, and stood on the stage and shouted!
"One, two, three, four、......"
At the beginning, Chen Fengxi just felt excited, excited, it was the first time for him to do such a thing in such a big environment!
That girl is also a want, at first she just closed her mouth and gritted her teeth and was excited, but then she was completely crazy!
"Ah...... Ah......h
The sound of moaning is not at all overwhelmed by the sound that has just come out of the stereo!
"Smack......
The gloomy hall suddenly became as bright as day, and everyone looked back murderously.
The girl was frightened and hurriedly buried her face in Chen Fengxi's chest, Chen Fengxi chuckled and said, "Don't pay attention to them, now you are mine!" ”
"Stand up, the police will handle the case!" Several guys in police uniforms stood in the doorway and shouted loudly.
"What about you, what are you doing!" A chubby guy looked at Chen Fengxi, who was moving, and glared and shouted.
"Dude, get in the way!" The host hurriedly threw Chen Fengxi a performance costume. Chen Fengxi threw a grateful smile at him and draped her clothes over the girl's body.
"Get out of the way, what are you going to do!" A couple of policemen shouted at the guy who was standing there blocking their path.
"Hey, buddy, it's too impersonal to interrupt people at this time!"
"That's it, if you scare people into impotence, you will be responsible!"
", what are you talking about, how can a royal plane be impotent!"
The people who were watching the excitement blocked in front of the gang and didn't let them go at all.
"Big brother, hurry up!"
", you have to hurry, buddy, do your best! Create a goal for my brother! ”
"Do you want it?" Chen Fengxi asked with a chuckle.
"Hmm......" The girl bit her lip vigorously and didn't answer, but her expression had already told Chen Fengxi the answer.
Chen Fengxi smiled slightly, and left the girl, the girl looked at Chen Fengxi a little blankly, Chen Fengxi said while pulling the zipper: "Go back to the hotel!" ”
"Hmm." The girl nodded without thinking.
Chen Fengxi took out a cigarette from his pocket, and when he saw that what he took out was an eye with white and red letters written on it, the host's eyes couldn't help but widen, took a deep breath of the cigarette, and after spitting out a big smoke ring, Chen Fengxi stretched out his right hand to the host.
The host handed him the microphone with understanding, and the lighting engineer directly gave Chen Fengxi a super warm light.
"Lao Tzu's name is Chen Fengxi, he is the village chief of Panshan Village, which unit are you from!"
This voice roared out, and the entire Di Bar turned into the silence that could be heard of the pins falling.
"Village...... Long? ”
"Village...... Long ......"
"Panshan Village...... The village chief ......"
The police, customers, and staff all looked at Chen Fengxi with an unbelievable look on their eyes, not to mention what he had just done, just his scar made it hard to believe that he was the head of a village.
"If it's fake, hurry up and get out of here, otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite!" Chen Fengxi, who wanted to pretend to be a wicked person to the end, arrogantly pointed at the policeman in the distance and shouted.
Zhao Gaoke, the director of the station police station, is the director of the station station in front of the most complicated situation, and naturally has the ability to see six roads and listen to all directions. When he heard that the person in front of him was the head of Panshan Village, he really started to worry a little when he wanted to do something.
"Holy shit, isn't it? Even the village chief is afraid? When Chen Fengxi saw that the policemen were looking at each other with frowns, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "Lao Tzu is the deputy head of Panshan Village, if you know each other, get out of me, otherwise Lao Tzu will pick up your police skin!" ”
"Damn, what crazy are you, aren't you just a village chief!"
"Shut up!"
Zhao Gaoke glared at his subordinates angrily, and then looked at Chen Fengxi with a solemn expression and said, "Village Chief Chen, we are here to catch Hei San, let them hand over Hei San, and we will leave immediately!" ”
"Holy shit, you're sick, aren't you? Do you want to be shameless? Lao Tzu has provoked you so much, you are still so polite to me, are you worthy of the police uniform on your body? Are you a policing officer? A lawless person like me, you should arrest me, come on, hurry up and arrest me first! Chen Fengxi was completely anxious, these policemen seemed to be sick, and they were afraid that they would be a little deputy village chief? Chen Fengxi began to wonder if these guys knew who they were.
Zhao Gaoke said hatefully: "Village Chief Chen, don't go too far!" I am Zhao Gaoke, the director of the Standing Police Station, and I hope you can cooperate with our work! ”
"What's going on?"
"How could this Zhao Yan be afraid of a village chief today?"
"Nima, this is the village head, in terms of this arrogance, he is about to become the county magistrate......"
At that moment, a series of hurried footsteps rang out at the entrance of the hall.
"Why are you here?" When he saw that the person who came was An Yi and more than a dozen of his subordinates, Chen Fengxi's brows couldn't help frowning.
As soon as this group of guys, who were on average one meter tall and weighed one hundred and fifty or six, appeared, the atmosphere in the stadium began to become a little anxious.
"Get out of the way!" An Yi shouted expressionlessly at Zhao Gaoke, who was blocking the door.
"You ......"
"Bang!"
A little policeman just wanted to step forward to speak, but he was kicked out by the person next to An Yi.
Although the little policeman's body bones are not as strong as theirs, he must have a hundred and twenty or thirty pounds, so he kicked and flew out, if the crowd did not block him, it is estimated that he would fly farther.
After the little policeman fell to the ground, he mechanically convulsed a few times, and then fainted.
This sudden change frightened Zhao Gaoke, don't look at Zhao Gaoke is fat and fat now, quite at the beginning he was the deputy commander of the reconnaissance company, from the kick just now plus the momentum, he knew that the people in front of him were all at the level of the king of soldiers, and then think about the arrogant deputy village chief, or Panshan Village, he naturally couldn't help but give way to the way.
An Yi walked up to Chen Fengxi with a solemn face, and said in a deep voice: "Chen Shao, something happened. ”