After waiting for an hour and a half, I heard the strange sound of the boat's engine, and then the boat slowly sailed out of the thick mist on the river, and the boatman turned off the engine, supported the boat with a bamboo pole to approach the pier, and said without raising his head: "I am the iron line, what about your ticket?" ”

"What ticket?" Tang Shuxing asked in confusion, "That real fish didn't say the ferry ticket?" ”

Tie Xian sneered, pointed to his wrist position and said, "The ticket is the mark on the arm, he didn't give it to you?" Let you come here again, then it means that you must pick out one person to fight with me, win and get on the boat, lose, get out! Those who are willing to fight step forward. ”

After the iron line finished speaking, Gu Huaiyi, Ji Kefeng, and Ami all collectively took a step back, leaving Tang Shuxing standing there alone, Tang Shuxing turned around and pointed at himself: "What do you mean?" Let me fight? You rotten eggs! Shame on you! ”

"Just you? Let's go! After the iron line finished speaking, his palms slammed towards Tang Shuxing, and Tang Shuxing retreated again and again, almost falling into the river.

"Wait-" Tang Shuxing raised his hand and slowly took off the backpack and other things on his body, "I put the things down, otherwise I won't be able to do it, my mastery is the Jiuyang Divine Skill and the Nine Classics True Scripture, and I am still a person who has watched more than 700 episodes of "Detective Conan", knows hundreds of killing methods, is proficient in dozens of secret rooms or accidental killing techniques, knows thousands of poisons, and can make all kinds of alibi, don't mess with me, it's still too late for you to admit defeat, otherwise you don't know how you died!" Come on! ”

"Good!" The iron line struck out again, and Tang Shuxing raised his hand to stop him. Iron Wire retracted his palm again, revealing a pair of extremely dark eyes under his hat, not understanding what he was going to do.

"Wait—" Tang Shuxing began to warm up, "I want to warm up, take a bath, eat, and sleep." After speaking, he smiled bitterly and clasped his hands together on the iron wire, "Is it okay?" ”

"Yes! When I kill you, I promise to wash you clean. Slice open your belly stuffed with delicacies. Let you get enough sleep at one time! Tie Xian said half of his words this time, and then waved his palm at Tang Shuxing's shoulder, and Tang Shuxing slapped his palm and flew out a few meters away. Except that it hurts a little when your butt hits the ground. But there was no feeling in the shoulder.

Hey? Doesn't it hurt? Don't...... Tang Shuxing jumped up. Pointing to the iron wire, he scolded: "So insidious! You're using a bone-turning palm, right? Definitely? Ah! I don't have the strength in my arms now, and my bones must have melted, oops, oops, oops! Tang Shuxing said that he was about to fall down softly.

Iron Wire sneered. stepped forward and grabbed Tang Shuxing's shoulder, and said in a deep voice: "Let me lower the difficulty, if anyone falls into the water first, whoever loses, are you satisfied?" Or, you yourself say the words 'I lost' out loud. ”

"Really?" Tang Shuxing looked at the iron line with a smile on his face, "That's a good dare, what's the matter!" After saying that, Tang Shuxing pouted and kissed Tie Xian, Tie Xian frowned, grabbed his shoulders and pushed him into the river.

"Oops!" Ji Kefeng, who was not far away, said worriedly, and Ami also shook his head.

"Don't worry, just get started." Gu Huaiyi sat down, took out dry food and handed it to them, as if he was watching a wonderful game.

When the iron wire dragged Tang Shuxing into the river, he found that Tang Shuxing directly clamped his calf with his legs, and there was a smile on his face: "As long as the rule is not to kill the other party, it will be much simpler, hey!" ”

Tie Xian also smiled, his lips opened to reveal the blood-red teeth under the smile, his calf first propped up, and then shrank suddenly, jumping out of the range of Tang Shuxing's legs, and threw it out when he raised his hand, but he threw it halfway, and found that Tang Shuxing didn't know when he was holding his waist and turned back by inertia, landing on one side, looking at him with a smile.

Tie Xian sighed, nodded slightly, and stepped forward and said, "Okay, you're qualified, let's go!" ”

"Let's talk about it earlier, let's make friends!" Tang Shuxing stretched out his hand.

"Punishment two! Don't fall for it! Ji Kefeng got up and shouted, but it was too late, the moment Tie Wire grabbed Tang Shuxing's wrist, he showed a weird smile, shouted, and stepped on the wooden board of the dock, the wooden board under Tang Shuxing's feet immediately cracked, and then Tie Wire grabbed his wrist and shook it violently, adding all his strength to Tang Shuxing's body, preparing to press it directly from the cracked wooden board into the river below.

Tang Shuxing's legs were raised, forked on the intact wooden planks on both sides to make the shape of a horse, and then he reached out to grab the body of the iron wire, trying to stabilize it, the iron wire quickly retreated, Tang Shuxing's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the crotch of the iron wire, and then his face changed, and he looked at the somewhat stunned iron wire with half-squinted eyes and said: "Don't move!" If you move again, the master will cut it off for you! As he spoke, Tang Shuxing pointed to the dragon blade on his back.

The iron line was helpless, so he had to stand there, because his pants were made of linen, not smooth, and he couldn't imagine that he would die, Tang Shuxing, this kid could not be embarrassed to this kind of Cheng dù, and he actually grabbed him in that place to blackmail himself, and he grabbed it to death, and he didn't mean to let go, don't say that he moved, if he really twisted it hard, even if he kept it, it would be scrapped.

"Now none of us can take advantage, you just have to admit defeat, say you lose, I will let you go!" Although the iron line was restrained, he still did not give up, and decided to play some tricks to make Tang Shuxing let go of himself.

"Good!" Tang Shuxing nodded vigorously, and after finishing speaking, Ji Kefeng and Ami were stunned, who knew that Tang Shuxing looked at the iron line and said, "You lost!" ”

"I'm making you say you're losing!" Tie Xian maintained a strange posture, feeling that Tang Shuxing's hand was getting harder and harder, and he was about to explode underneath.

"You've lost!" Tang Shuxing said again, on the contrary, he felt that the iron line was a scoundrel, "I said it!" ”

"!" Iron Wire scolded in a low voice, "I'm asking you to say, 'I lost', understand?" ”

"What?" Tang Shuxing listened carefully.

"I lost! Say I'm losing! It's not that you lose! The iron wire shouted loudly, "I lost!" Do you understand? ”

"Oh—you lost!" Tang Shuxing was still pinched there, pretending to be a memory, "I didn't know who said it before, who fell into the water first, or said loudly 'I lost', even if the other side wins, is that what you said?" ”

Damn it! This kid is kidding me! Iron Wire was furious. At this time, Gu Huaiyi stepped forward, stood behind the iron line and whispered: "Whether he is playing tricks or teasing you, the rules are set by you, and you also said that there are no additional rules, so he did win." ”

"Okay, you won, I admit it!" The wire stood up and pointed down, "You can let go, right?" ”

"Yes! But you have to talk the talk. Or I'll really pinch you later! Tang Shuxing gestured and let go of his hand. Then stand in that position.

Tie Xian shook his head, jumped into the boat, pulled out the bamboo pole and said, "Get on the boat!" ”

Gu Huaiyi and the others got on the boat and found that Tang Shuxing was still straddling a horse there. Ami hurriedly asked, "Hey." Get on board! What kind of poss? ”

Tang Shuxing slowly turned his head over. Pointing to his thighs on both sides, he said, "Are your eyes a little bad?" I didn't notice that I couldn't get up! I'm not a gymnastics! it! ”

Ami was stunned for a moment, then pointed at him and laughed, Tang Shuxing waved his hand there to kill Ami. Then Ji Kefeng couldn't help laughing and dragged him up with Gu Huaiyi. After getting on the boat, Tang Shuxing stretched his limbs, rubbed his cramped thighs, and kept cursing Ami, who couldn't stop laughing.

"You're in luck today! However, with your skills, entering the Gu Hunting Ground is only death. Tie Wire held the rudder of the ship, squinted at Tang Shuxing and said coldly, "Do you think this is a game console?" If you die, you can be resurrected and come back again! Don't think that with a divine blade in your hand, you can command the world, you Chinese thinking is really strange. ”

"You have a kind of don't speak Chinese! Do you speak English? Tang Shuxing shook his head and looked at the iron wire, "Speaking Japanese or French?" Joke! Subsequently, Tang Shuxian couldn't laugh anymore, and Tie Xian really said all the previous words once in the seven Chinese dialects, and then looked at Tang Shushu coldly.

"Uh-" Tang Shuxing glanced at the other three, who all looked at him, and he added, "Do you speak Martian?" No way? That's a chicken feather! I will! After speaking, Tang Shuxing muttered nonsense, and after finishing speaking, he clapped his hands, "Will it?" ”

Tie Xian expressionlessly recounted his previous nonsense directly, each note was pronounced very standardly, and after finishing speaking, he looked at him coldly.

I'll fuck your whole family 10,000 times! You're reincarnated by a repeater, right? Tang Shuxing looked at the iron wire dumbfounded, swallowed his saliva and said: "You won, you won completely, you are my grandfather, I am my grandson." ”

Tie Xian shook his head and said in a deep voice: "Out of kindness, and because you are the cutest team, I remind you, quit as soon as possible, because you are the worst team I have ever seen in the competition, what is the name of your team?" ”

"Young Master Pectoral Muscles!" Tang Shuxing said solemnly, Ji Kefeng and Ami turned their heads to look at him suddenly.

"Can you please stop mentioning that idiot's name?" Ji Kefeng was about to stretch out his hand and strangle Tang Shu.

"Very good!" Gu Huaiyi interjected with a grin, "But it could be better!" ”

"You might as well call the X-Men!" Ji Kefeng complained.

"Justice League?" Ami made a reflection form.

"Fuck off!" Tang Shuxing shook his head, "It's called the pectoral muscles young master, what a domineering name!" ”

"Believe it or not, I really strangled you?" Ji Kefeng shook his head, "Absolutely not, it's too disgusting." ”

"Please hurry up and decide, after the shore is registered in Gudong, you can't change it, if you are lucky enough to survive this time, your team name will be famous all over the world, and you will really have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime." Iron Thread finally had a strange smile on his face, as if to say: You may be alive?

"What if we live?" Gu Huaiyi looked at the shore and asked in a low voice.

"If you live, you can instruct me to do whatever I can, even if I die!" The iron wire spoke without leaving any room for itself, and it seemed very certain that they would not survive.

"It's a deal!" Gu Huaiyi stretched out his hand without looking back, and the iron wire also stretched out his hand, and the two clasped their hands tightly, and then separated, which can be regarded as making this agreement.

The boat docked, and before it arrived, I saw a tall fat man sitting on the shore slowly standing up, which should be the goo dong mentioned in the mouth of the iron wire.

Gollum was covered in fat, but it was not difficult to get up, he stood up with his hands propped up, very lightly, and then scratched his long hair with his hand, and there were countless green-headed flies circling around it.

Gollum stood there and waved his hand at the boat, signaling the iron wire to turn off the engine and approach, and then when the boat approached, Gollumong stepped on the side of the boat with his foot, took out a clipboard from behind his waist, grabbed a handful of leaves from the bush next to him, stuffed it into his mouth, and asked as he chewed, "The name and number of the team." ”

"Young Master of Chest Muscles......" As soon as Tang Shuxing said four words, his mouth was covered by Ji Kefeng, and he was dragged back to the boat by Ami.

"Five people, our team name is - Yifeng Punishment!" Gu Huaiyi got up and walked out of the cabin, word by word, and approached Gu Dong again, beside him to tell him how to write those three Chinese characters.

The three people who were still making crazy noises on the boat were stunned, and Tang Shuxing saw that the name of the team had been reported, and he no longer insisted on his stupid × team name. Ji Kefeng immediately understood that the team name was composed of the last word of the three of them's names. After all, Ami is only here for the blacklist, and he is not a member of their iron triangle, so it is difficult to interject and say anything.

After registering, he put the clipboard back behind his waist and pointed to a cement pipe erected from the ground behind him: "Go down!" ”

The crowd said goodbye to the wire and left the ship. Tang Shuxing stood in front of the cement pipe and looked up and down: "I'll go, this is to let us be Super Mario......" Before the nonsense was finished, it was directly lifted up by Ji Kefeng and Ami and stuffed into the pipe.

Waiting for everyone to leave, Tie Wire shook his head and said, "It's the first time I've seen someone looking for death." ”

"Heh, those who were self-righteous in the past, they seemed to have good strength, and in the end, all of them died in the field, weren't they all looking for death? Don't underestimate them, they are the most wanted criminals in the Bangkok robbery, the girl named Ami is a bounty hunter in Cambodia, and observation and intelligence gathering are what she is best at, and last year this kid caught an FBI wanted criminal on his own. Gollum scratched his head to chase away the flies in his head, but no one else could smell anything from him.

"That kind of robbery can be easily done by any team that comes to the competition. Bad things are easy to do, but good things are hard to do. Iron Wire said, looking up at Goo Dong and asking, "Which team do you think is the most likely to win this tournament?" ”

Gollum swallowed the chewed leaves, grabbed another handful of chews, and looked through his registration book: "Coming in from the qualifiers alive, plus avoiding the qualifiers, there are a total of 11 teams that come directly, except for one of which has only 1 person, the other teams are almost all composed of 3 or 5 people. There are a lot of things that are still unclear about the team information this time, and the organizer committee will find out, so I don't know who will be the champion, but I believe that there will be a few tough battles, because the more evenly matched the game, the more interesting it is. ”

"I heard that the poison used by the Shiva people this year is different from previous years." Iron Wire stood there with a bamboo pole on his face, looking expectant, "I really want to participate once." ”

"You?" "Don't joke, you're just a ferryman, a boatman, and you've been just a ferryman all your life, it's your life, you've sworn a poisonous oath." ”

"You're no better, you've been just a dead fat guy in charge of registration all your life." Iron Thread sneered, then with a wry smile on his face, and nodded slightly towards Gollum. Gollum stepped forward and helped him kick the boat off the shore with his feet, and sat down again, playing with the caterpillars wriggling on the leaves.

Tang Shuxing and the others were the last team to register, and then he had nothing to do until the next Gu Hunting Ground Competition, or until he died and became a dead fat man.

But even if he died, he would have to be buried here, because this was his life.

The iron boat propped up from the shore, and when it reached the center of the river, it started its engine and drove slowly in the direction it came. Then Iron Wire opened the iron box under the cabin, grabbed a pile of rotting meat from it with gloves, and threw it into the river, where the water began to boil, and a swarm of blood-red maggots, the size of an adult cat, tumbled out, scrambling to eat the carrion that was gradually spreading in the water.

"For the rest of my life, it was this group of maggots that accompanied me." Iron Wire smiled bitterly, and had a strong urge to jump down and let the maggots bite to death. (To be continued......)