Dad cooks an hour earlier, compared with the previous shoddy and improvised, it seems that he is in a big position, and he seems to be intentionally improving his cooking skills.

Is it because Aunt Ren said that she should let her father practice her cooking skills? The original words were "If you practice your cooking skills well, it is not excluded that I will find you to cook a few more times, and sometimes I am busy with work and can't come back, so I can also let Xiaoqin go to your house for dinner."

The meaning of the words is that "practicing cooking skills" is a prerequisite for proposing to himself, so in order to be able to hold the beauty, my father is working hard in the kitchen and decided to become a generation of food gods!

Look into the pot - dad is actually challenging Dongpo meat! Skip the level to fight the BOSS! With your skill in burning beans black, you dare to challenge many professional chefs who can't make Dongpo meat?

I have read the food blog of Da Horn, and once I wrote a special topic on Dongpo meat, focusing on the difference between Dongpo meat and braised pork, which has relieved my doubts for many years - Da Horn is worthy of being a professional foodie, and he has eaten out of knowledge.

The gourmand loudspeaker wrote on the blog: Dongpo meat is stewed with wine, while braised pork is fried with sugar and stewed over low heat, which is different from the method and materials.

In terms of taste, Dongpo meat has a mellow and juicy taste, crispy and easy to chew, and also exudes a unique stewed fragrance; Braised pork is fat but not greasy, melts in the mouth, the two are similar in appearance, but they are really two dishes, and even the cultural heritage is different.

There are many legends of Dongpo meat, and one of the most interesting is:

When Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou, he did a lot of good things for the people, and in order to thank him, the people carried pigs and wine to him during the Spring Festival.

Su Dongpo didn't want to accept the people's gifts, but he felt that refusing in person would disappoint the other party's kindness, so he accepted it for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, and burn it red with rice wine, and then send it to the people's table.

Everyone praised Su Dongpo for being a virtuous parent, and the pork he sent was called "Dongpo meat", and restaurants in Hangzhou also hung up signs to openly cook and sell "Dongpo meat" according to the main ingredient of "pork + rice wine". Su Dongpo estimated that he was not aware of copyright, and he did not ask the restaurant for endorsement fees.

As a result, a certain imperial court who deliberately framed Su Dongpo found that every restaurant in Hangzhou had the dish of "Dongpo meat".

"Su Dongpo is corrupt and perverts the law in Hangzhou, and he does evil things, and the people can't wait to eat his meat! This 'Dongpo meat' is proof of this! ”

When Emperor SB saw it, he was furious: "Wow! Is this worth it? Give me Su Dongpo's dismissal and investigation! Dispatched to Lingnan to fill the army! ”

weishenme said that what about the emperor SB? Let's think about it, if Su Dongpo, as a party to the history of assassination, really did all the evil things, would the restaurant owner not want to live anymore or not want to live, and dare to sell "Dongpo meat" in a grand manner? Didn't you see that in North Korea, when Kim Erfat died, foreigners were not allowed to get on the train if they didn't cry! During that time, if you dared to daxiao in public as a North Korean, you would be taken out and shot!

However, Su Dongpo is also open-minded, listening to his father or who said it, in short, after Su Dongpo was assigned to Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself, but made the famous lychee poem: "I eat 300 lychees a day, and I don't want to be a Lingnan person." ”

After thinking about it carefully, this guy who dares to love Su Dongpo is also a foodie! No matter how far you go, it doesn't matter if you have something to eat!

Su Dongpo, your thin literati, fluttering image of a fairy! It turns out that the portraits of the ancients in the textbooks are all lies! You're a big fat man! You can eat wherever you are relegated, so you have already eaten a big fat person!

When my father was bored, he also specially researched this point, and found evidence from Yang Wanli's "Chengzhai Poems" in the Song Dynasty, proving that when Su Dongpo patronized the sound and lust place, he once sat on a Hu bed, so his weight should not be light.

After talking about Dongpo meat for so long, it is only one of the legends of Dongpo meat, and it is time to talk about braised pork.

The cultural heritage of braised pork is mainly Mao Zedong's love to eat.

Nope.

So Dad, what kind of dishes are you challenging is not good, weishenme wants to challenge the Dongpo meat with a basket of cultural heritage alone! Your subordinates may have poured a bottle of rice wine into the pot! Now the smell of alcohol wafts outside the house through the window! If a passing pigeon were fainted and fell to the ground and died, wouldn't it be evil?

Wow! If you pour too much wine, use sugar to neutralize it! You think you're doing a chemistry experiment! The smell wafting from the kitchen inexplicably reminds me of sugar gourds in winter......

No way! Dad doesn't have any talent in cooking, he only relies on his own blind research according to the recipe, and he will definitely draw a tiger instead of an anti-dog, from "apprentice chef LV1" to "dark chef LV1", and the meals prepared by my dad will be even more difficult to swallow in the future!

Because of this, I received a text message from the squad leader, the content of which was a very ordinary greeting, but it was full of concern in the subtleties:

"Are you okay? Salt and sugar should be eaten sparingly, otherwise it is harmful to the heart. ”

I suddenly had an idea, and immediately called back to the squad leader, and as soon as the squad leader picked it up, I asked impatiently:

"Squad leader, can you come to my house tomorrow and teach my dad how to cook?"

"Huh? Let me teach Uncle Ye to cook? The squad leader hesitated, "Uncle Ye shouldn't need me to teach......

"Why not!" I looked at the smoke coming out of the kitchen, frowned, and hissed, "My dad recently wanted to improve his cooking skills, but he went the wrong way, cooking became more and more unpalatable, and he put a lot of salt, a lot of sugar and a lot of wine!" With no one to guide him, I'll have to eat this kind of food in the future! ”

"How, how can you let the wine go!" The squad leader was anxious on the other side of the phone, "Heart patients must quit drinking!" Uncle Ye shouldn't be too bad to drink because he likes to drink......"

The squad leader is too worried about this, my heart disease is different from other people's heart disease, according to Dr. Yu and his senior brother, drinking a little wine, maybe there will be a positive effect, drunk maybe it can be completely cured.

However, this is the result of a computer simulation that has not been clinically verified, so I still don't tell the squad leader until Shiyan has an effect on the mice, and it is not too late to mention it.

"Is Uncle Ye really willing to learn from me?" I heard that my father's cooking is very unhealthy, and the class leader's tone was relaxed, "If he thinks that it won't be a shame to let his son's classmates teach him to cook, I can come tomorrow morning, anyway, Xiao Zhe will go out again tomorrow tomorrow, and he won't have lunch at home......"

Don't worry, my dad has already been reprimanded twice by you for a valid reason! What kind of dignified elder is he in you!

In addition, Shu Zhe has been away from home every day recently, and his whereabouts are very suspicious! It's not that Uncle Fireball bought him some expensive gifts, and he wants to lure his nephew over to explode chrysanthemums! In addition to Uncle Fireball, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding are also eyeing Shu Zhe!

However, for Shu Zhe, who has fully transformed physically and mentally into a pseudo-mother, I am powerless to stop it, as a "little red", she is escorted by Fan Chuan and Xiaoding, and Uncle Fireball is taken care of, and even Tang Jiang, a peaked cap who does not know the truth, may also be inserted.

I can only take one step at a time, and I'm still concentrating on comforting the squad leader who feels lost because my brother is missing all day long.

"Squad leader, come with confidence! You came to teach me how to cook, my dad was too late to be happy, and it was impossible to take care of the face and disagree! What materials are needed, you say in advance! I'll buy it for you at the wet market! ”

"Ye Lin, don't work if you're not well, I'll buy the ingredients myself when I come over."

The squad leader paused for some reason, and then asked as if he was a little embarrassed: "Does Uncle Ye have any other favorite things besides wine?" ”

Huh? What's the point of the squad leader's question? Isn't it possible that when you come to my house, you can buy some greetings for my dad! Haven't we met earlier? Haven't you already done a soul-touching and in-depth conversation!

Hold on! If you think about it, the squad leader has never been to my house before! Although I have been to her house many times, but she has never been to my house, the last "home visit" to my father was also in the hotel, tomorrow she will be the first time to come!

It's the first time I've come, so be cautious and be polite! weishenme reveals a feeling of uneasiness when two people fall in love and then go to meet each other's parents!

Obviously, you deleted the confession text message yourself! Do you still want to make a good first impression on my dad? It's late! The first time you blamed my dad for not letting his son run an adult store, and the second time you blamed my dad for not being able to prioritize and going to the barren mountains overnight to cause trouble for the search team......

The other parent has already been scolded twice by you! Do you think that bringing a bag of oranges over you can change my dad's first impression of you? In my father's mind, "your little squad leader loves to teach people" has become a fixed thinking!

"Don't bring any greeting gifts!" I hurriedly instructed the squad leader, "You can teach my dad how to cook, it is already a great help, and Aunt Ren will thank you in the future." ”

"That's right," the squad leader didn't promise not to bring a greeting gift, but followed Aunt Ren's topic, "Xiaoqin's mother works late every day, someone should indeed cook for her, Uncle Ye is right to learn to cook......"

I suddenly contacted the squad leader's future wish to be a criminal policeman, and the level of busyness of work is by no means below Aunt Ren, so I said for a while:

"Squad leader, after you become a criminal policeman, will you be so busy that you don't have time to cook, so you should also find a husband who can cook?"

Considering that I was a patient, the squad leader did not get angry at my joke, but replied very calmly:

"You don't have to worry about that kind of thing, I'll be at your house on time at 10 o'clock tomorrow, when Uncle Ye is learning to cook, if you're curious, you can also watch the ...... from the side."

"Wait!" I grasped the flaw in the class leader's words, "You mean, I hope I will learn with me?" My cooking skills have improved, so it will be good for you in the future, right? ”

"You—What do you say?" The squad leader blamed me, and then his tone became a little sad.

"You have a bad heart, you don't need to study, just wait for dinner......"