Chapter 176: Huang Sanye's Braggadocio Dafa
"Am I stupid? If you blink an eye, I will know what you say, then I will become a god! β
Wu Liang muttered angrily, although we were originally immortals, aren't we downcast now.
"Humph! Didn't you say that you have a good heart, brother-in-law, you disappointed me too much! The little girl's face was full of disappointment, as if Wu Liang had done something rebellious.
Wu Liang was angry, waved his hand like a fly, and said, "Go and go, there is nothing to do while playing." It's a little clear, what nonsense, I don't know what your sister thinks, and I don't know what you think in your head. β
"Hehe, brother-in-law, you're done, believe it or not, I'll tell the third sister, the third sister will definitely want you to kneel on the washboard."
The little girl was ghostly, and she forgot about her business in a moment, and rubbed her two jade-like fingers awkwardly, not knowing what Lu Dao wanted to say.
Wu Liang was too lazy to talk nonsense with this girl, and ravaged her little head and said angrily: "It's okay, I'm out of the road, and I still kneel on the washboard, be careful I let your sister let you kneel on the washboard." β
"Nasty!" The little girl angrily pushed Wu Liang's big hand away, and rubbed Wu Liang's head a few times with her teeth and claws before she was satisfied: "Brother-in-law, I want to learn martial arts, okay?" β
"Whatever you want, you can learn if you want."
Wu Liang didn't care, he didn't care if the girls in the family would do martial arts.
When his strength is strong, it is not a big problem to help them forcibly communicate with the aura and cultivate the physique, as for counting on these women to go into battle to kill the enemy, then he was almost kicked in the head by a donkey.
"But that villain Huzi won't teach me! He also said that I was not a member of the Wu family, and that he bullied me. Brother-in-law, I'm so angry, I want to beat him all over the head! β
The little girl clenched her little fist. His face showed resentment, and the scene of beating the second tiger with a head full of bags began to appear in his heart.
Wu Liang smiled, feeling that this girl is sullen today is because of this.
The second tiger guy is too naΓ―ve, he doesn't bother to offend this ghost girl without anything, there are so many cheats, just throw a copy and fool this girl.
This girl has always been hot for three days, and she feels bored after a few days. The custody is no longer pestering people to practice martial arts.
"Okay, I'll talk to Huzi later, and let him learn martial arts for you. When you learn the skill, you go and beat him. β
Wu Liang didn't say much, casually said a few perfunctory words, turned around and walked out.
When Liu Er saw it, she hurriedly followed, and when she walked to the door, she lifted a wooden stick with a thick human head by the door. Panting hard, he ran after Wu Liang.
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"This is the way of martial arts. The main thing is a persistence! Look at the third uncle and me, for decades, never slackening, no matter the wind or rain, no matter the cold winter and heat, the third uncle has never stopped studying and practicing hard. β
In the center of the martial arts arena, Huang San shook his big head and showed off his great achievements to the dozens of dolls in front of him.
The eyes of the hairy boys lit up when they listened, and it took a while for someone to say timidly: "Third Uncle Huang." When do you practice every day? I'm going to call you this morning, and you're still snoring. β
Huang Sanlao's face flushed. Coughing dryly, he hurriedly interrupted: "You don't understand this, Third Uncle, I practice the Dafa of Sleep, don't look at the Third Uncle sleeping, in fact, the Third Uncle is practicing." β
"Really?"
"That's amazing! Third uncle, then it's okay for you to teach us the Dafa of sleeping, I also want to practice while sleeping, maybe I can still dream of chicken legs! β
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Huang Sanye was about to find an excuse to fool around, but he felt a strong wind coming from his head, and suddenly exclaimed: "Who dares to sneak attack me!" β
"Bang!"
Huang Sanye was dizzy, his head was dizzy, and he saw a few golden lights appear in front of him in a daze.
"I'll let you study hard!"
"Bang!"
"I'll let you sleep Dafa!"
"Bang!"
"I'll let you trick a few milk dolls!"
"Bang"
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Huang Sanye's head was not smashed and fainted, and it took a while to rub his head and cry and crawl up, howling: "Don't fight, I was wrong, Master Wu, I was really wrong!" β
Wu Liang glared at him viciously, turned around and yelled at those dumbfounded boys: "Next time, whoever listens to his nonsense, the master will throw you up the mountain one by one!" β
The little ones scattered in a hurry, and within the range that the third master could still hear, a few little guys laughed quietly: "Third Uncle Huang is so stupid, I really think we believe him, my dad said that Third Uncle Huang is the laziest, but Third Uncle Huang is really fun when he brags." β
"That's it, Brother Liangzi beat him, next time we can't listen to him brag."
Hearing the muttering of a few little guys, Huang Sanye had the intention of vomiting blood, and his face showed a thick sense of loss, your grandfather's, your grandfather was actually played by a few bear boys!
Wu Liang couldn't cry or laugh, looking at Huang San, who was so sad, he couldn't help but comfort: "Don't care, for the sake of you not deceiving them, I won't settle accounts with you this time." β
The third master is really about to cry, are you comforting?
However, the third master was relieved, and he recovered after a while, and once again regained his smile and said: "Master, you finally got out of the customs, did you break through again this time?" β
"Master must break through a few big realms, but I have cultivated from the first order of the day after tomorrow to the seventh order of the day after tomorrow, a whole six realms, I am too genius!"
With a snap, Wu Liang slapped it over, and shouted with a dark face: "The day after tomorrow, the seventh order!" You idiot, there are so many spirit stone pills, you told your master that you will break through to the seventh order of the day after tomorrow? How did I find you such a piece of shit! Even the fat boy is the seventh order of the day after tomorrow, you tell Lao Tzu that you are the seventh order of the day after tomorrow! β
Huang Sanye looked shy, and only after a while did he hesitate to say: "I'm different from them, I can beat the three of them with one person." β
Wu Liang is no longer able to scold people, can you beat the three of them with one?
The three of them are all less than twenty years old, you are a big man in his early forties, he has practiced martial arts for more than thirty years, plus there were a lot of pill spirit stones a few days ago, and now he still has the face to say that he beat the three of them!
Completely gave up the idea of making this guy a master, the mud can't support the wall, let this guy practice and play by himself.
"What's been going on outside lately?"
The third master, who was still smiling just now, became serious for a moment, and said in a low voice: "There is a bit of movement, the old man said that there have been a lot of foreign martial artists hanging around in our Longxi recently, and they can't see the strength, but no one has done it for the time being." β
"Didn't do it?" Wu Liang frowned, was it because these people were not sure how to deal with him, or did they not know that those guys were dead.
"It's not that I didn't do it, it seems that there is something unpeaceful in the secret, the old man sent people to keep an eye everywhere, and I heard that in several deserted mountains, there are traces of warriors fighting."
Wu Liang raised his eyebrows, someone actually made a move with the sect martial artist?
"Who is Zhilu Dao? Is it a member of the Divine Sect or a local warrior? β
Regarding the existence of the thirty-six factions, Wu Liang did not hide it from the Huang family, people worked hard for you, and you can't even know who your opponent is.
Although the three-legged cat of the Huang family is not eye-catching, the Huang family has formed the Longxi Alliance, which has been based in Longxi for hundreds of years, and the information channels are much more sufficient than their own.
Longxi almost can't hide the big and small things from these martial arts families, and sometimes these little people can also play a big role.
"This is not clear for the time being, but the old man said that there will be news soon, we installed surveillance cameras at each exit of Tianshen Mountain last time, if the martial artists of the Divine Sect go out of the mountain, they will definitely not be able to hide it from us."
The martial arts sect has really been derailed from the world for too long, and once the secret in their eyes is exposed, it will not be a secret immediately.
The address of the Divine Sect in the Heavenly God Mountain was exposed, although ordinary people could not find their mountain gate, but not everyone in the martial arts could fly through the sky and the earth, and they always had to walk.
Secret monitoring points are set up at various mountain crossings, and the whereabouts of those warriors are absolutely impossible to hide from the Huang family.
Wu Liang hadn't thought about these things before, in his eyes, modern society seemed to be useless except for eating, drinking, and having fun better than before.
However, this time the Huang family's move to monitor the Divine Sect made Wu Liang's heart move, maybe some things were simpler than he imagined.
If you can quietly install those cameras in the mountain gates of the major factions, then what secrets are you not knowing, and when the time comes, you may be able to quietly enter the Dragon Pass without risking it.
Wu Liang quickly shook his head, things shouldn't be so simple, if this method works, the old ghost of the Hidden Heaven Sword will not use it.
The Shenwu Department is not those old antiques, that guy controls the Shenwu Department, and he knows a lot more about modern times than himself.
Since he didn't use this method to monitor the major factions, there must be some reason why he didn't know the Dao.
"Then keep watching, and let me know when there is news."
As soon as Wu Liang finished speaking, Erhu hurriedly ran over, and just wanted to say something to Wu Liang, Liu Er, who had been holding a big wooden stick, knocked over with a stick.
Erhu was startled, hurriedly dodged Liu'er's wooden stick, and yelled: "What are you doing, come here again, it's really easy to bully when you are a tiger master!" β
"Humph! I'm going to bully you, who told you not to learn martial arts for me! β
Liu Er panted and waved the wooden stick, and she didn't touch the second tiger for a long time, but she was tired enough.
"What martial arts do women learn! You just need to cook at home, why are there so many things! I'm telling you, don't do it again, or Brother Tiger will be welcome! β
Erhu dragged the wooden stick, broke the wooden stick with a click, and said proudly: "Look at it, don't think that Brother Tiger is afraid of you, if it weren't for my sister-in-law's face, I would have beaten you a long time ago!" β
Liu Erqi's little face turned pale, but he quickly recovered, and snorted: "Stupid, you are so stupid and still practice martial arts!" You're finished, I borrowed this wooden stick from Grandpa Seven, Grandpa Seven's baby, you broke it, Grandpa Seventh will definitely settle accounts with you. β
The faces of the two tigers are green, and the other old men will forget it, the seventh master is a fighter among the old men, and if he provokes him, it will be an endless end.
Even Wu Liang couldn't help but sympathize with Erhu for a while, this stupid boy is only tall and doesn't have brains, so he can still fight Liu Er. (To be continued......)