[404] The mischievous cat
When the squad leader accused me of being lazy and not working, Xiaoqin took advantage of the squad leader's inattention, ran behind the squad leader, first raised her two hands to make a cat's paw shape, tilted her head and smirked, and then used scissors to make rabbit ears on the top of the squad leader's head, just like the people in the back row often do when everyone took pictures.
The squad leader seriously criticized me for not doing my job as a student on duty, but two rabbit ears made of Xiaoqin rose on my head, such a disobedient scene, I couldn't hold back, and laughed again.
"What are you laughing at!" The squad leader was angry, "You are strong, but let the girls work for you, aren't you ashamed!" ”
When the squad leader turns his face to the left, Xiaoqin makes the rabbit ears turn to the left, and when the squad leader turns his face to the side of Xiangyou, Xiaoqin makes the rabbit ears turn to the side of Xiangyou, and the two scissor hands seem to grow on the top of the squad leader's head, with a synchronization rate of 400%.
"It's not...... Look at ...... behind you," I forced a laugh by covering my mouth, pointing to Xiaoqin behind the squad leader.
The squad leader frowned and turned around, only to find that Xiao Qin had returned to the front of the blackboard on the back wall like electricity, and was carefully wiping the frame of the blackboard.
"Don't try to distract me!" The squad leader said angrily, "You see Xiaoqin, she is not on duty, but she works so seriously, you use Xiaoqin, who is weak, how can you bear it!" ”
As soon as the squad leader turned his head back, Xiaoqin put down the rag again, sneaked behind the squad leader, and this time used two palms to dress up pig ears on the top of the squad leader's head.
I can accept that the squad leader suddenly grows rabbit ears overnight, but I can't accept the squad leader growing pig ears, so Xiaoqin didn't laugh at me at all this time.
Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin quietly picked up Niu Shili's seat, raised her hands above her head, and made it look like she was about to smash the squad leader.
"Be careful!" I couldn't help but point to Xiaoqin, who was about to commit the murder, and shouted to the squad leader.
Under my warning, the squad leader subconsciously turned around, only to find that Xiaoqin was seriously wiping Niu Shili's chair legs, and hummed "There was a cat once upon a time~?"
So the squad leader thought that I lied about the military situation twice, and I was trying to tease her. Not only did I not do a good job as a duty student, but I also teased the squad leader as a child, she was so angry that she bit her lower lip and was about to have a seizure, but Gong Caicai came in with her head down.
Gong Caicai, who reluctantly put on the class uniform, said to the squad leader with a sad face:
"Take off ...... I can't take it off! ”
The size of the class uniform,Only the height is used as the data to distinguish the size of the size,Because Gong Caicai is short,So the distribution is naturally small,But because her chest size is beyond the conventional,The girl's class uniform is a slim waist style,Cause Gong Caicai can't wear it anyway。
Gong Caicai felt inferior because her breasts were too big, she was worried that if she told the truth, she would be ridiculed by Xiaoqin, and changing the class uniform would cause trouble to the squad leader, so she desperately put it on from her head, but although it was put on, her chest was so tight that it was difficult to breathe, and she couldn't take it off anyway.
Xiaoqin stared at Gong Caicai's chest that was tightly strangled by the class uniform, and her eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
The squad leader couldn't cry or laugh, she pulled off a thread on Gong Caicai's shoulder, but the sound of "stabbing lala" came from the clothes, which seemed to be a precursor to bursting shirts.
"Can't really take it off?" The squad leader asked.
"It's really ......" Under the tightness of this tight T-shirt, Gong Caicai's face turned crimson, and she had to pant even when she said a few words, "Squad leader, can you ...... Help me take my clothes off? Otherwise...... I'm going to die on the way home ......"
The squad leader visually checked the tightness, "I guess I can't help it." ”
"Huh?" Gong Caicai showed a desperate expression, as if she was a little rabbit abandoned by her mother next to the wolf's den.
"I thought it might not fit, but I didn't expect it to be so tight...... Although it's a pity, you can only use scissors to cut this dress open, and then save Caicai you! ”
Although there are many girls who are assigned to small class uniforms, it is certain that because of their large breasts, there will only be one person who has to cut their clothes to regain their freedom.
Thinking about it like this, Gong Caicai was shy and even more aggrieved.
"It doesn't matter," the squad leader advised, "it's all my inconsiderate consideration, it's my responsibility, and I'll be responsible for giving you a new one...... The only other people who know about this matter are you, me, Ye Lin and Xiaoqin, and we won't tell anyone else. ”
The squad leader turned to look at us and asked, "Isn't that right?" ”
I, who had already walked from the podium to Xiaoqin's side to prevent her from playing a prank, promised, "I won't tell anyone else." ”
Xiaoqin swore to the squad leader with a sense of justice: "If I casually tell others about this and say that Gong Caicai is a big cow who tears up clothes, I am a small ...... Kitten! ”
Why don't you say you're a puppy! You've just decided you're a cat, okay! You're going to tell someone about it anyway, right? As soon as you go to school tomorrow, you will tell the loudspeaker first, right? Be sure to make Gong Caicai's reputation spread throughout the school, making her even more embarrassed, right?
The class leader decided to go to the faculty office to borrow a pair of scissors from the teacher who had not yet left work, and before leaving the house, he looked at me worriedly.
"Ye Lin, you go to the commissary to buy three bottles of mineral water and come back!"
"Huh? weishenme wants me to go? ”
"It's good to have only Caicai and Xiaoqin in the classroom! Anyway, you stay and don't work! Caicai is like this now, what if I leave, what if you bully her? ”
I'm going to bully her! Just because she is on the verge of bursting clothes now, will she be a goddess scattered by "Peng" if she pokes and touches it casually? Not so exaggerated!
It's very inappropriate to leave Xiaoqin and Gong Caicai alone together!
Sure enough, when she heard that she wanted Xiaoqin to stay in the classroom with her, Gong Caicai showed a scared look, but she didn't dare to oppose the class leader's decision.
While confirming the location of the wallet, I asked the squad leader:
"Weishenme wants me to buy three bottles of mineral water? Aren't there four of us? ”
The squad leader looked at me with disdain: "I was thirsty because I ran back, Xiaoqin and Caicai were thirsty because they wiped the table, you didn't do any work, do you feel thirsty?" ”
“…… In addition, I will pay you for the bottle of mineral water you bought for me, and the mineral water of Xiaoqin and Caicai will be invited by you, a lazy worm! ”
"yes!" Xiaoqin chimed in on the side, "Ye Lin doesn't do any work, the light will call us!" Go buy me mineral water...... Give us a drink! ”
I looked at Qin in amazement, her eyes looking at the sky and whistling.
After adding cat attributes to myself, it's a lot more unreasonable! Especially when I couldn't threaten her with "expulsion from my girlfriend's position" in front of others, she started bullying me as a girlfriend!
Under the attack of the squad leader and Xiaoqin, I had to go to the commissary to buy mineral water in despair.
The class leader and I left the classroom one after another, and Gong Caicai looked at our backs in despair, and Xiaoqin, who had a wicked smile on her face, made her tremble.
I had a lot of dreams at night, and I went back and forth from the commissary at the speed of light, and found that the front and back doors of the second (3rd) class were locked up from the inside.
Gong Caicai's wailing voice came through the door panel:
"Please...... No! Yes! ”
The sound of wailing was accompanied by the sound of the fabric being torn.
"You're welcome, you're welcome, let me help you take it off!"
This is the voice of Xiao Qin's grin.
"You can't take it off like this! Or wait for the squad leader to come back with scissors......"
"With some effort! Haode's clothes are cut and damaged, how sad the squad leader should be! ”
"But, but...... Xiaoqin, you've already torn your clothes! ”
"I didn't tear it up, you broke it yourself! You big cow actually have such a pair of shameless breasts! ”
"I ...... I didn't mean to...... And Xiaoqin, aren't you frail and sickly? weishenme: How strong do you have? ”
"It's obvious that you're too weak! Give me an honest lie on the table! Let me help you take off your clothes! ”
I shook the back door of the classroom a dozen times from side to side, and finally loosened the broom blocking the door, and when I opened the door, a very discordant scene came into view.
Xiaoqin pressed Gong Caicai face down on Niu Shili's desk, her left hand against her shoulder, so that Gong Caicai could not get up (her chest was squeezed and deformed by the desk), and her right hand lifted Gong Caicai's class uniform T-shirt from her waist, trying to use brute force to take off the class uniform.
The dark smile that appeared on Xiaoqin's face was the same as when she bullied me as a little bully.
It was immediate! Is this what you mean by adding a cat stat to a prank? If you're not wearing a school uniform skirt, and how do you look like a girl, I thought you were going to rape Gong Caicai! If you only look at the expressions of you and Gong Caicai, and edit it with a video, everyone will definitely think it's a **clip!
Seeing me breaking into the door with four bottles of mineral water, Xiaoqin hurriedly let go of Gong Caicai, and stuck out her tongue to sell me cutely:
"Hee-hee, I want to try to help Gong Caicai take off her class uniform, but it seems to have failed...... meow"
Meow your sister! You look at Gong Caicai's tears in her eyes, as if you have been bullied and humiliated by hooligans, you seem to be very proud! Has your little overlord personality been suppressed for too long, and now you are gradually awakening!
If that's the case, just come at me! The little overlord is my old enemy! It's my duty to defeat him! Don't involve irrelevant people, whether it's 300 rounds or 1,000 rounds, I'll be with you! Don't use the little bully to deal with other girls, you will become a cute cat in front of me!
Gong Caicai finally sorted out the class uniform back to the point where it would not run out, and then the squad leader came back with borrowed scissors.
Seeing that Gong Caicai's face was flushed, as if she had cried, the squad leader immediately stabbed her fierce eyes.
Not me! It has nothing to do with me! Please remember that Xiaoqin once pushed you down on the sofa at her house and forced you to show her boobs! Xiaoqin is very hateful to people with bigger breasts than her, I don't have a problem with this! The bigger the boobs, the more I like it...... No, I didn't do it!
"Caicai, who bullied you when I was away?"
Gong Caicai's eyes drifted hesitantly to Xiao Qin, and Xiao Qin replied like a fast-mouthed starling:
"Caicai accidentally tripped over the table leg and fell, and the appearance of falling is really cute!"
After being robbed by Xiaoqin, Gong Caicai didn't dare to say anything, probably for fear of retaliation afterwards.
"Is that so?" Because Gong Caicai often falls on weekdays (estimated to be caused by the center of gravity being too high), the squad leader believed Xiaoqin's words.
In order not to let Gong Caicai wait in a hurry, although running was not allowed in the corridor, the squad leader still rushed back with the speed of a race walk, and her dry mouth saw four bottles of water on the table, so she picked up one bottle, unscrewed the lid and took a sip.
"After all, I bought four bottles," the squad leader mocked, "Ye Lin, you are not active in your work, and you are not left behind in drinking water." ”
Xiaoqin unceremoniously stepped forward and grabbed a bottle, and asked me to help unscrew the bottle cap, in front of the squad leader, if I didn't help, I would be criticized for not having a demeanor, so I had to help Xiaoqin unscrew the bottle cap angrily.
After a bottle of mineral water was also distributed to Gong Caicai, for a while, the classroom was filled with the sound of drinking water, and the atmosphere was a little strange.
"Ye Lin, you go outside the classroom to watch the door," the class leader said to me, "Xiao Qin and I will help Caicai cut off the clothes - you are not allowed to peek!" If you peek, don't blame me for throwing the scissors over! ”
That's free, you have flying props specialty, that triangular ruler attack on the podium in the past almost turned me into a one-eyed dragon, if you fly scissors at me again, it will be bad to cut flowers and plants, and my little friends.
"Squad leader, hold down Caicai, and I'll use the scissors!" Xiaoqin enthusiastically signed up.
"Weishenme want to hold down?" The squad leader was puzzled, and at the same time, Gong Caicai subconsciously wanted to escape from Xiao Qin's side.
I was just about to walk out of the classroom door when a girl from an out-of-school class ran towards our classroom and almost bumped into me.
"Shusha, Shusha! Big things are wrong! The girl, who was wearing a light gray volleyball training uniform, seemed to have tried to win Xiong Yaoyue into the school volleyball team more than once, but was rejected by Xiong Yaoyue on the grounds that she "didn't want to be bound by a sport". At this time, she shouted at the squad leader in a panic:
"Don't go through the front door when you go home! There are three strangely dressed girls at the main entrance of the school, and I heard that they are here to trouble your class! ”
The squad leader frowned slightly because the other party was running in the corridor, but it was obvious that the news brought by the female volleyball player was more important.
"Dressed weird? How weird is it? ”
"Hmm...... All three had their hair dyed in a different color, and two of them were wearing masks......"
"Masks?" I interjected, "Is there anything special on the mask?" ”
The women's volleyball player thought for a moment, "It looks like a rose is embroidered!" ”
Well, I didn't expect that so soon, the people of the Rose Group found the Twenty-Eighth Middle School, the question is who are their targets?
"Don't be nervous," said the class leader, "It's not the first time that the so-called bad girls have appeared in our school, have they said what they are here for?" ”
The female volleyball player narrowed her eyes mysteriously, "The one in the lead seems to say that she is here for revenge!" ”