0290 Go Crazy
I heard Yu Jiali say Niu Er's famous sentence: I have a high urine! Zhao Cuihua and Guan Min'er and several other women couldn't help but blush, this child is really Nima's father! But after this interruption, the atmosphere of everyone laughed again. Hee-hee-hop and he-hop looked like he was talking and laughing. However, no one noticed Juanzi next to him.
Juanzi brought the dish over and placed it on the table, but did not leave. Instead, he kept standing by and listening to these people. It is not difficult to hear from his mouth, and now the three women around Niu Er are all pregnant, your sister! How many women does this Niu Er have?
Juanzi couldn't help but reach out and stroke her lower abdomen, others can leave Niu Er's child, Nima! Why can't I? Hum! When Niu Er comes back, I will find him to be responsible! Even if you don't take responsibility for me, then you have to be responsible for your children!
"Juanzi! What are you standing there pondering? Bring us the chopsticks! You're making us drool over these dishes? Hahaha! Cold Frost Moon turned around and shouted to Juanzi, who was distracted.
"Hey......! Ay! I'll take it! Juanzi hurriedly answered, and went over to take the chopsticks and distributed them to everyone on the table.
"Huh! This waiter is a heavyweight! Tug-of-war with this figure is going to be a champion! Standing there still is enough for you to drag! Niu Erma only noticed Juanzi at this time, and said with a smile.
"Hee-hee! Aunt! If you need anything, squeak! I'm standing in the doorway! Juanzi smiled, finished talking to Niu Erma, and turned around. But it's not a special taste in my heart, your sister! People sit and I stand, people eat and I watch, I am also a woman of Niu Er, why is my status so different! Dead cow two, when you come back, I want you to compensate me with everything, and I eloped with me for you! I'm all a waiter, am I easy!
At this time, Niu Er didn't know what was going on in the Taoist family, and after two months of hard practice, he was already obsessed with Taijiquan. Sister Hua reminded me to eat and sleep, and sometimes I jumped up after sleeping in the middle of the night, thinking that it was dawn, so I started to play Tai Chi. Several times, when Sister Hua went to the toilet in the middle of the night, she saw Niu Er standing in the yard and practicing.
"Your sister! Is this kid going crazy? Do you have such a practice? Don't sleep? ”
On this day, Chen Hao and Xu Lao came back from going out to run errands, and Chen Hao came to Sister Hua's courtyard. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he suddenly saw Niu Er concentrating on Tai Chi in the middle of the courtyard. I didn't even notice when I came in.
"Chen Hao! Is this kid going crazy? Can I practice like this every day? I have to remind him to eat and sleep, otherwise he won't know what to do! As soon as Sister Hua saw that Chen Hao was back, she hurriedly told Chen Hao about Niu Er's situation.
"How so? This stupid boy also has such a time to be so attentive? Chen Hao wondered, he could see that Niu Er's Tai Chi had indeed improved a lot, every move and style was extremely slow, but it was completely controlled by his mind, and he was not restrained by the moves at all!
Chen Hao didn't say anything, and hurriedly went back and told Xu Lao about the matter. Xu Lao was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly came over with Chen Hao to watch Niu Er. Seeing Niu Er's performance like this is really unprecedented. Even if you are a martial idiot, you will not completely ignore the people next to you when you practice, and you will be more vigilant about the surrounding situation. What's going on with this kid?
"Chen Hao! Looks like we need to get him for a change of scenery! Maybe this kid misunderstood his heart! We're going to help him get right. "Xu Lao himself wondered, but I heard that there are people who have gone crazy in practice, and I really haven't seen one at such an age. His own kung fu can be regarded as knowing a hundred schools, but he has never practiced like Niu Er!
"A change of environment? Where to switch? Chen Hao asked!
"Go to Wudang Mountain! Go to Shaolin Temple! Let Niu Er see the vision!! Relax your mind! ”
"Oh! All right! I schedule the time! ”
"Niu Er!" Xu Lao entered the courtyard from the gate of the courtyard and shouted to Niu Er.
"Oh! Xu, Xu Lao! You're back, huh? Niu Er seemed to be Wei Wei's pause, and she came back to her senses from the state of practicing. As soon as he saw that it was Xu Lao, he immediately greeted him happily.
"Niu Er! How are you feeling during this time? Is there anything you don't understand? Say it and I'll help you get enlightened! Xu Lao really thought that Niu Er had gone mad, "Hehe! Xu Lao! Where have you been these two days! I really have something to look for you! Why do you say that when I am practicing, I always feel that I am not moving, but standing by and watching the other person move? Am I out of my body, as the myth says? Niu Er asked with a puzzled face.
"Nima! This kid is really crazy! Xu Lao was taken aback. Niu Er has practiced kung fu all his life in this situation, why has he never encountered it?
"Niu Er! It's not these two days, it's been two months! You practice too hard, I'll take you out of Lu to play, let's go to Shaolin Temple, Wudang Mountain around! This will go a long way in your kung fu! Xu Lao pulled Niu Er and said.
"To the Shaolin Temple? Wudang Mountain? Hee-hee! I've heard of it all, but I've never been there! Then I'm going to have a good time for a few days! Niu Er was overjoyed when he heard it, he had heard of these places since he was a child, and he had also seen the movie Shaolin Temple in the movie, which was amazing! I've always dreamed of seeing it! Today, Xu Lao said to take himself there, which is great.
"Old Xu! I heard Chen Hao say that you are very busy, or I will go with you, and I can take care of Niu Er! Sister Hua hurriedly said when she heard it. It doesn't matter if you take care of Niu Er or not, take this opportunity to have a good time, that's true! Shaolin Temple and Wudang Mountain have really never been to themselves!
"It's okay! In case we need to leave suddenly because of something, Niu Er will be handed over to you to take care of, and we can rest assured! Xu Lao nodded and agreed.
Seeing that Xu Lao nodded and agreed, Sister Hua was overjoyed and immediately ran back to prepare things. After a while, he made a large travel bag full of it and took it out. Xu Lao couldn't help frowning, he really regretted that he promised Sister Hua, this is not to take care of Niu Er, this is to travel.
The car was speeding away, and Sister Hua sat in the co-pilot seat in front of her, and talked excitedly with Chen Haodong for a long time. Niu Er leaned on Xu Lao's side in the back, this time he didn't practice, he was still a little sleepy, and after saying a few words to Xu Lao, he leaned on the seat and fell asleep.