Chapter 475 "Knee Taoist" II
After the joke, Jiang Hudong asked again: "Miss Youli, can you talk to us, how did you and Cheng Yuan meet?" ”
At this time, without waiting for Cheng Youli to reply, Zhang Chengyuan interjected: "Brother Hudong, what are you asking for?" Isn't this "Knee Taoist" specifically designed to solve people's troubles? How did it become a discussion of love stories? You'd better hurry up and get to the point. He was worried that Cheng Youli would tell him the embarrassment that he wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the river, so he hurriedly stopped him and reminded Cheng Youli of this.
Jiang Hudong looked at Zhang Chengyuan with a face, and said, "Hey! Don't interject when I'm talking to Yori! Then he looked at Cheng Youli with a smile on his face, and said, "Miss Youli, for the sake of us knowing each other many years ago, you can reveal a little bit." ”
Cheng Youli shook his head with a smile and said, "Since Cheng Yuan doesn't want you to know about this matter, then it's inconvenient for me to disclose it." She and Zhang Chengyuan had the same mind, and immediately understood Zhang Chengyuan's intentions, so she simply didn't answer this question.
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Hudong was so angry that he glared at Zhang Chengyuan fiercely: "It's you guy again, who ruined my good deeds." ”
Zhang Chengyuan smiled happily at Jiang Hudong.
Seeing that he couldn't dig anything, Jiang Hudong gave up, turned to the topic, and asked, "Miss Youli, what are the troubles of coming to participate in "Knee Taoist" this time?" ”
This question is a formulaic question that must be asked in every episode of this show, so Cheng Youli was prepared and replied: "I have always felt as if I have many personalities. ”
"Multiple personalities?" Jiang Hudong asked in surprise.
In fact, multiple personalities are not equal to multiple personalities, Jiang Hudong said. Not ignorance. Then you want to deliberately exaggerate the symptoms of Cheng Youli. In Zhang Chengyuan's opinion. The latter is more likely, perhaps for the effect of the show.
Cheng Youli was slightly stunned, but he didn't argue, and said: "Maybe, I haven't known what my true character is like all these years!" ”
Jiang Hudong asked, "Do you think your actual character is not the image of a goblin that everyone thinks?" In Korean entertainment programs, the word "goblin" does not have a pejorative connotation, but rather refers to being very good-looking. People with good figures, innocent and kind personalities, and are widely liked by the public, so it is often used to compliment beautiful and well-known female artists. However, it is not a compliment when used on Sung Youli, because several years ago, she was recognized as a "national goblin" by the Korean people like Lee Hyori.
Cheng Youli said: "Before my debut, my personality was very aggressive, a bit like a boy's personality, similar to Sister Xiaoli, but after my debut, because the company asked me to be the white representative of Fin.k.l. I can only insist on the image of white purity for a long time. The original personality seems to have gradually changed into this. However, I often wonder, am I really an innocent person? ”
Hearing this, Jiang Hudong suddenly turned his head sideways and asked Zhang Chengyuan: "Chengyuan, as Miss Youli's boyfriend, do you think she is an innocent person?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan said without thinking: "Of course it is, in my heart, Sister Youli has always been an innocent and kind person, and she has never changed." ”
Jiang Hudong said with a smile: "I know that you will answer like this, so it is useless to ask you." Then he looked at Cheng Youli and asked, "Miss Youli, what are you like when you are home alone?" When people are alone, because they don't have to care about other people's eyes and have no constraints, it is often easier to reveal people's true character, so he asks.
Cheng Youli thought for a while and said: "I usually seem to be a little melancholy, I like to listen to songs with a little melancholy emotion, watch melancholy movies, and I often get infected and unconsciously shed tears, and every time this time I think, maybe I am really suitable for people who engage in art." When she said the last sentence, which was obviously a bit boastful, she herself was very embarrassed, and couldn't help lowering her head and chuckling.
And after seeing Cheng Youli's sudden expression and demeanor at this time, everyone couldn't help laughing, and Jiang Hudong laughed especially loudly.
After laughing for a while, Cheng Youli continued: "Sometimes, when I see no one at home, I can't help but dance alone, but after dancing, I feel a little inexplicable, why did I suddenly start dancing?" Then I was quiet again, and I became my usual Cheng Youli. ”
Jiang Hudong said with a smile: "It sounds like there is really a sign of multiple personalities?" Cheng Yuan, what do you think? ”
Zhang Chengyuan said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, whether it's the pure Cheng Youli, the melancholy Cheng Youli, the inexplicable Cheng Youli, or the Cheng Youli in various other states, they are all Cheng Youli I like, so I don't mind." ”
Jiang Hudong said: "I heard that some people with multiple personality symptoms will forget their previous things, if Miss Youli forgets you one day, what will you do?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "If there is really that day, I will chase Sister Youli back." No matter how many times she forgets me, I will always be there for her. ”
Jiang Hudong laughed and said, "Huh! You cunning guy actually took the opportunity to say such a sensual love story, you want to please your girlfriend Miss Youli, right? However, I'm afraid that the audience won't believe you. Miss Yori, do you believe your boyfriend can do what he says? ”
Cheng Youli looked at Zhang Chengyuan with a smile on his face, and said with a firm look in his eyes: "I believe!" ”
With Zhang Chengyuan's character, it is impossible for her to leave him in this life, no matter whether she has amnesia or not, whether she still loves him or not, he will do everything he can to tie her up with him by all means!
"Alas! It seems that you are really a white and simple Cheng Youli, such an obvious nonsense that deceives women, do you also believe it? Miss Youli, your simple heart must grow up quickly. Jiang Hudong said with a bitter face.
Zhang Chengyuan feigned anger and said: "Brother Hudong, are you trying to provoke the relationship between me and Sister Youli?" If that's the case, we're leaving? ”
Jiang Hudong immediately raised his hand and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I didn't say it." Well, after talking about Yori's troubles, let's talk about yours now. Elements. What are your worries? ”
Zhang Chengyuan pondered for a moment and said, "Before I say my troubles." I'd like to start with something. ”
"Well, let's talk about it!"
"Brother Hudong, you should know that my relationship with the four sisters of Fin.k.l has always been good, okay?"
Jiang Hudong said: "Of course I know about it, who in the entire entertainment industry doesn't know about it?" ”
"And how much do you think my relationship with them is better?"
Jiang Hudong shook his head and said suspiciously: "Are you an MC, or am I an MC, why do you always ask me questions today?" Never mind. Don't worry about you, I'll just answer your question, in my opinion, your relationship should be like a brother and sister, well, maybe more intimate, before you and Miss Youli had a public relationship, I and Zai Shi, Jidong and others thought that Miss Li Zhen was your girlfriend. Yes? Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. ”
Zhang Chengyuan said disapprehantly: "There is nothing that should not be said, in fact." Sister Hyo-ri, Sister Joo-hyun, and Sister Jin'er have the same status in my heart as Sister Yoo-ri, or in other words. In the past, I actually fell in love with four older sisters at the same time, so the trouble I want to tell you today is: how can I marry and live with four older sisters at the same time without breaking Korean law and without immigrating? In addition, can you get the blessing of the Korean people? ”
Jiang Hudong was dumbfounded and said, "You're not joking, are you?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "Of course it's not a joke. He looked like he was smiling.
Jiang Hudong slammed his hand on the table and shouted, "If you weren't joking, how could you bring up such a problem that can't be solved at all?" You're trying to embarrass me, aren't you? ”
Zhang Chengyuan Shi Ran said: "Aren't you a knee Taoist who claims to be able to solve any trouble?" A smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. And Cheng Youli next to her had already covered his mouth and snickered.
When Jiang Hudong saw it, his heart moved, and he immediately asked, "Miss Youli, your boyfriend wants to marry your three sisters as wives, what do you think, will you allow it?" I thought that Cheng Youli should stop Zhang Chengyuan from asking this ridiculous question.
It's a pity that Cheng Youli didn't stand on his side, and said with a smile: "Brother Hudong, if you can really help him solve this trouble, then I don't mind." This sentence seems to be a joke, but in fact it is her sincere words, but how can Jiang Hudong and others take it seriously?
Jiang Hudong said with a bitter face: "You two really deserve to be a couple, and you actually put together to pit me and raise such a problem that only immortals can solve, but it's a pity that I am only a knee Taoist, not an immortal!" Cheng Yuan, I can't solve this trouble of yours, you can change it! ”
Zhang Chengyuan smiled, and then said: "Okay, I'm not kidding, Brother Hudong, the trouble I want to talk about today is: I don't know when is the most suitable time to get married?" ”
Jiang Hudong said suspiciously: "Isn't marriage a matter of two people?" When do you want to get married, you can get married, do you need to ask me? Doesn't Miss Yori want to marry you? ”
Cheng Youli hurriedly waved his hand.
Zhang Chengyuan also immediately said: "It's not that Sister Youli doesn't want to ......."
Jiang Hudong asked, "Are you unwilling?" ”
"No, in fact, I really want to get married this year, but I am worried about career, family and other factors, so I can't get married in a short time. But I really want to get married early, so that's why I have this trouble. ”
Jiang Hudong asked, "Career factors?" Are you afraid that getting married will affect your popularity? ”
Zhang Chengyuan nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Cheng Youli suddenly said: "It's not like this, he's afraid that it will affect my popularity." ”
Jiang Hudong nodded approvingly: "That's right, with Cheng Yuan's handsome face and excellent acting skills, even after getting married, there will still be countless female fans who like him, but female artists suffer more in this regard." What about the family factor? ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "My father-in-law, well, that is, Sister Youli's father, his old man is still reluctant to marry Sister Youli to me." ”
Jiang Hudong felt strange and asked, "Did you do something that made him dissatisfied?" ”
Without waiting for Zhang Chengyuan to answer, Cheng Youli preemptively said: "No, it's just that my father doesn't want me to leave home too early." She was afraid that Zhang Chengyuan's frank answer would affect his image, so she avoided the important and answered for him lightly.
Jiang Hudong listened, nodded and said: "It's normal for your father to think so, if I have a daughter, I am reluctant to marry her out of Lu too early, especially to marry a handsome man like Cheng Yuan who is liked by countless women." It's so unsettling! ”
Zhang Chengyuan was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "You really said what my father-in-law thought." ”
Jiang Hudong continued: "After knowing your troubles, then let's move on to the next link, 'Character Exploration'." Well, let's start by introducing your CV to the audience. As he spoke, he glanced at his partner Liu Shiyun.
Liu Shiyun nodded slightly, then took out a few information cards, and said while reading: "Let me introduce Miss Cheng Youli first." Name: Cheng Youli. Date of birth: March 3, 1981...... One of the four members of the original smash hit girl singer group Fin.k.l...... 02 began to transform into an actor, and her first TV work was the female lead, but her acting skills were criticized...... The most recent work is "Quick Knife Hong Jitong", which has been appreciated and encouraged by many people, and the situation that was criticized for acting skills in the past has gradually disappeared...... The current goal is to become one of the best actresses in Korea. ”
While saying this large paragraph, he also teased Cheng Youli from time to time, for example, she will be 30 years old in two years, and she will become an "old goblin", but she is still as tender as a little girl; said that she may only think about Zhang Chengyuan in her heart, so even if she has worked with many handsome guys before, she can't really enter the play, especially love and love dramas, so she will be criticized for poor acting skills; And only in "Quick Knife Hong Jitong", because of her cooperation with Zhang Chengyuan, she was able to fully devote herself to the role, and won endless praise from the audience and the media...... Later, she said that she wanted to be the best actress after she had become the best group singer, which was too greedy.
For Liu Shiyun's ridicule, Zhang Chengyuan and Cheng Youli were not angry, because they knew that this was the positioning given to Liu Shiyun by the program team, and if he didn't do this, then there would be no need to stay in this show. Moreover, his ridicule is not very aggressive, most of them are just a slight exaggeration on the basis of facts, and it will not affect the image of the guests. (To be continued......)