Chapter 336: You Don't Have a Good Thing!

Rural people hold red and white ceremonies at home, and they are accustomed to inviting some wild stage teams to sing and sing in two, dance and dance, and be lively. An old man just left Lijia Village yesterday, and today is the performance team invited by the old man's son. It was also a coincidence that Li Tugen's trip happened to come back from the mountain when he encountered this scene.

For Li Han, this kind of performance is really too much, and he has long been accustomed to it, but Li Mingzhe and Song Wan'er, two children who grew up in the compound, have never seen such a performance, and they are very curious for a while.

Although Li Tugen is also from the grassroots, but so many years of high-level life have also made him have already left the grassroots, like this kind of rural Tutai team performance that has only emerged in recent years, he has never seen it, and he blurted out a question in a moment of curiosity.

Chu Yang has naturally seen this kind of performance, and he knows from the memories of his predecessor that this kind of two-person turn on the wild stage is generally more "meaty", and the actors are just dressed in strange costumes, and they often tell some jokes with "color".

At this moment, this actor is talking about a set of "shoeshine" that has become vulgar, but although the joke is old, the creativity of the two actors is endless, and they often add some new current affairs to it, so it still feels very fresh to the ears of rural people.

After listening to Li Han's explanation, Li Tugen was also very curious, so he couldn't help but stop the car and listen carefully to the rap of the actor on stage. It's just that if you listen carefully, you can hear that something is wrong.

"I've beaten my waist, I've been angry, and I'm rich; Lao Baigan, eight points. The iron rice bowl given by GCD; I'll eat a bowl, serve a bowl, and the mixed unit will close the board......" In the rhythmic drumbeat, the actor spoke with emotion and color, and the coaxing of the crowd was heard from time to time, but Old Man Li's face changed when he heard it!

What the actor said was vulgar, but it was easy to understand, and to Mr. Li's ears, this was clearly an official who had not done his job. When he was in power, he also took advantage of the public family. reaping benefits, even the unit was closed by him, and he still has the face to sing songs here?!

He has been a revolutionary all his life, and he is most unaccustomed to those dereliction of duty. Damage to the public and private. Corrupt officials. Now seeing this actor publicly standing on the stage to promote these, he is still quite proud, how can he not be angry?

"Smack!" The old man patted his chair and stroked his hand. shouted angrily: "Bastard, GCD's face has been lost by him, guard, go up and arrest him!" ”

Li Tugen was furious, where would those guards hesitate? After standing upright on the spot and shouting "yes" in a low voice, four sturdy figures squeezed through the crowd and went directly to the stage to arrest the actor.

"Why are you ~~~ arresting people? What did I break the law? Seeing that these four men with cold faces and terrifying skills couldn't help but say that they were holding themselves, the actor suddenly screamed in fright.

The actress who played for him next to her was also panicked, she traveled south and north, and saw countless people, so she could naturally see that these four people were not ordinary people, and they were extremely difficult to mess with. I have the impression that my partner has never provoked such a powerful enemy, how could he invite such a thing?

"A few big brothers, if you have something to say, let's not do it, okay? If my partner offends a few big brothers in anything, I ask him to set up a drink for a few of the co-offenders. The actress was so frightened that her voice trembled, but she still stepped forward to help solve the siege and play a round.

"The boss of the Chen family, it's not good, the performance team invited to make trouble, go and take a look, it's going to be a fight!" The eldest of the Chen family was kneeling in front of the coffin of the old lady in the courtyard and burning paper money, when he suddenly heard a "deacon" who helped in the village running quickly to report the news, and suddenly became startled, and hurriedly called his second and third children, and the three brothers ran quickly out of the courtyard together.

The stage is set up at the door, but most of the courtyards in the countryside are very long, so the brothers in the courtyard were not aware of the sudden movement just now.

Hearing the news at this moment, the three of them dressed in white heavy filial piety rushed out of the courtyard in a hurry, and several brothers from the family also rushed out together.

On stage, two duos turned actors, and they are still theorizing with four strangers. The boss of the Chen family just glanced at the four people, and his heart chuckled.

With exactly the same black uniform, capable short hair, and a cold expression, the boss of the Chen family, who had been a soldier in the army, could see at a glance that these four people were by no means simple. He has never caused any enemies, and these people who found these two singers must have caused trouble themselves.

Although he secretly scolded in his heart for being unlucky, the actor was invited by his family, and when it came to this part, he naturally had to come forward to mediate. It's just that looking at those people is extremely difficult to mess with, I'm afraid that even if he comes forward, he doesn't necessarily care about any major things.

"Is there a misunderstanding? Today is my old man's white business, can I talk about the festival later? Boss Chen tried to keep his voice as steady as possible. In the face of these four people, even if he was born as a soldier, he was a little afraid, the momentum on these people, like a beast, approached, which made people feel even more terrifying!

The four of them didn't even look at him, and after subduing the actor, they wanted to bring him to Li Tugen. For these people, there is only a task in their eyes, and it is useless to say anything else.

"A few big brothers, if you have something to say, let's not be aggressive." Boss Chen was still there to persuade, but the actress suddenly let out a trumpet, hugged the thigh of one of the team members, and a handful of snot and tears came down in an instant.

The guard who was hugged to the thigh frowned, trying to break free, but the woman hugged her tighter and tighter. was about to take further measures, but found that Li Tugen, accompanied by several young people, had already walked over.

"Chief, the target has been captured, please instruct!" The guard stood up and said in a calm tone.

This "chief" suddenly seemed to drop a dud bomb in the crowd, instantly stopping everyone's discussion and uproar.

Boss Chen was also frightened, he had been in the army, so he naturally understood the meaning of this sentence "chief". Seeing that although the old man in front of him was old, he had the bearing of a superior person, and he was not angry but mighty, and the courage he had just started disappeared in an instant.

The actor who was still struggling, when he saw this old man coming, he was frightened all of a sudden, and he didn't dare to swear anymore, let alone move, he just looked at the old man with panicked eyes, and he didn't know where he had offended him.

The actress on the ground didn't dare to cry anymore, where could she not see it at the moment, the main lord was coming? Although she can't see the details of these people, her years of experience outside tell her that these people are extremely difficult to mess with.

Without waiting for them to speak, Li Tugen asked first.

"Let me ask you, what's the deal with that thing you just sang? Have you ever been a cadre? Li Tugen looked at the two-person actor in an unkind tone, and asked sharply.

Seeing this scene, Li Han and Chu Yang glanced at each other, both of them looked helpless, and it happened suddenly, and before they could explain it to the old man, it became like this. Old Man Li has never been exposed to these things, and he would actually believe the words in the lyrics of a two-person actor, which is simply a joke. But at this moment, the old man was angry, and the two wanted to explain, but they didn't know where to start.

It's Li Mingzhe and Song Wan'er, who didn't understand the joints here, the two of them are even more unbearable than Li Tugen, they have lived in a glass house since they were children, and they are all beautiful things as far as the eye can see, where do they know the lives of these low-level people? I'm afraid that in their hearts, they will also think that this guy who just sang casually is really a cadre who has committed something and has been dealt with.

"Cadres? What cadres? Ouch, old man, where is this, if I really have been a cadre, where will I come to do this. When Li Tugen asked this, the actor was stunned at first, and then his face became bitter melon-shaped.

"Are you a member of the party?" Li Tugen asked sharply again.

"Party members?" Listening to Li Tugen's words, the actor felt that his brain was almost confused. He didn't even graduate from the third grade of primary school and ran into the society to fool around, how could this old man see that he looked like a party member?

"Old man, don't laugh at me, look at me like this, like a party member? I haven't even been a Young Pioneer since I was a child. The actor said with a crying voice, it's really that the four big men around him are too scary, even more scary than the underworld!

"You haven't been a cadre, and you're not a party member, so what's the matter with the one you just sang? What is it that has beaten the waist and raised his anger, is he an official, is it a blind singing? Li Tugen asked with a glare.

"My dear mother, old man, isn't that a nonsense? Do you look at me like an official? The actor looked at the old man in front of him, and felt that today's events were too incredible, and someone would take the joke of the two of them seriously, which is really strange to the sky!

"It's not like you're singing nonsense?! You sing these things, do you know how bad the impact is?! After listening to these things you sang, what impression do the people have of the cadres? Yes?! You are reactionary propaganda!! Li Tugen pointed to the actor's nose and scolded.

"Huh? Reactionary ~~~ propaganda? Listening to this old man's words, the actor was completely dumbfounded, he just sang a few two-person turns, how did it become reactionary propaganda? Anyway, what kind of words are these?

But because of this, he was scolded for nothing, and the ruffian in the actor's bones also came up, he never thought that he would be arrested because of this.

A wave of resentment rose from my heart.

The actor glanced at Li Tugen, and the fear just now was gone, but now that he understands the situation, he didn't commit any crime in his hands, so he is naturally not afraid.

The actor snorted and laughed, rolled his eyes and said to Li Tugen: "Old man, you are also an official, I am not afraid of offending you, what do you ask the people about their impression of being an official?" I'll just tell you straight, and I want me to say that there is no good thing in being an official! (To be continued......)