Chapter 3: No! You're My Daddy!

Without boasting, Liang Shan was scared to pee.

It's not some analogy.

It's a fact in the physical sense.

Looking at the touching vision of heaven and earth in the sky, his legs were as moist as his eyes.

The next moment, Liang Shan directly weakened his feet and fell to the ground.

"You...... What did you do?"

Earth's answer was concise and to the point.

Even with some shyness.

"I didn't do anything, so I spun around a little backwards. ”

Upside down,

Turned......

I see.

This is a natural answer, but it sounds so incredible to Liangshan.

However, before Liang Shan could think about it, the gate of the rooftop was suddenly rushed open by the crowd that went and returned.

The old neighbors who had just left in a huff are back on the rooftop.

"Visions of heaven and earth! Something big is happening!"

"Is it the aura tide coming again? Look at this formation, it is even more terrifying than the one ten years ago!"

"Five-star town color, light and darkness. Thousands of gods and saints, protect my true spirit. The giant beast subdues the five soldiers. Five days of the devil, dead and extinct. Wherever it is, all gods are welcome. Haste as a law!"

With everyone's jubilation and expectations, Liang Shan silently picked up his mobile phone and clicked on the hottest topics of timely news and Weibo.

Everything proves.

What happened just now was by no means Liang Shan's own delusion.

Or some kind of psychic illusion.

The next moment, the scorching sun faded in color, and the day turned into night, as if nothing had happened just now.

"Now, you believe it, right?"

Hearing this, Liang Shan raised his head suddenly, and found that the surrounding neighbors did not react.

Immediately realized that the voice should only be heard by himself.

So he raised his hand to cover his mouth, and said in a low voice: "I believe it! From now on, you will be my earth father!

After that, Liang Shan really knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times to the sky.

All this didn't attract the attention of other people, after all, in order to awaken their talents, these people didn't do anything.

Not to mention kowtowing, even feats such as running naked, jumping into the river, and jumping into the river naked are not new for a long time.

But the voice that came into Liang Shan's ears was slightly panicked.

"Uh...... What, you, you don't have to be like this, I was just joking just now, you get up quickly, blame the ...... who lost the ball"

"No!" Liang Shan's eyes were full of determination.

"If you don't agree, I won't get up on my knees!"

At this time, Liang Shan had already reacted.

I don't know if it's the reason for the revival of the aura, but it actually made the earth also have spiritual wisdom!

But judging from the other party's conversation, it is obvious that the level of intelligence is not very high!

If you don't hug your thighs at this time, when will you hug them again?

Liang Shan didn't know why the earth that had produced intelligence would favor him, but there was no doubt that it was a great opportunity!

From now on.

Worldwide.

Humanity.

Just ask, who dares to fight with me?

My dad is Earth!

A manly man, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to his parents.

Even if this earth is not considered the sky, the proper child can be regarded as the earth, if you recognize a father or something, wouldn't it be good?

So Liang Shan's kneeling is really sincere, and the sky can learn from it!

And everything was as Liang Shan expected.

At the beginning of the birth of Lingzhi, the earth was obviously not very suitable for Liang Shan's brazen approach, and he was a little overwhelmed for a while.

"This ...... It's really not good...... Don't you have your own parents? How can you, how can you ......?"

"Don't delay!" Liang Shan said righteously: "You are the earth, we are all your people, without you, there would be no my parents, let alone me, so now Liang Shan recognizes you as his father, in fact, he has taken advantage of you!"

The earth probably "thought about it" and felt that there was some truth.

After a long time, I could only helplessly say: "Okay, okay, since you said so, then ......"

"Great!" Liang Shan cried with joy, full of tears, and said again and again: "Father Earth is on top, Liang Shan has kowtowed to you!"

After that, there were three rings of bells.

Sure enough, he dares to think and dare to be a real man.

On the other side of the earth, he could only speak: "Okay, okay, good son, get up quickly!"

Hearing this, Liang Shan was willing to stand up, with a smile on his face like an autumn chrysanthemum on the side of the mountain.

"I don't know what my father has to tell you to do it for you?"

The earth obviously doesn't understand what it means to have a "sinister human heart."

So when I heard that Liang Shan recognized himself as his father, the first thing he considered was to help him solve problems, and he couldn't help but be a little moved.

"Good son, I can't hide it, in fact, I contacted you this time, and I did ask for something for my father. ”

Hearing this, Liang Shan not only did not feel troubled, but his eyes lit up.

"Although Dad said, whatever his son can do, no matter how dangerous it is, he will definitely go all out and die without regrets!"

"It's serious, it's serious......" Earth said busily: "It's not dangerous to talk about it, it's just a little troublesome......"

Earth paused, and then explained: "Ever since my father had the ability to think and perceive, I have always felt uncomfortable in my body, and my whole body, whether it is internal organs, or flesh and bones, is very uncomfortable. ”

Liang Shan was stunned for a moment, and then his mind began to think quickly.

Daddy Earth is not feeling well?

Of course it's going to be uncomfortable!

Look at what humans have done over the years!

Large-scale felling of trees.

Pollution of water resources and the atmosphere.

Greenhouse effect, global warming!

Excessive mining of minerals!

Each one of these is enough to make Daddy Earth smashed!

Protect the planet.

Protecting the environment.

It's a few simple words, but it's hard to do it, or to do it alone.

Liang Shan vaguely understood what Father Earth wanted to do.

But for him, it was an almost impossible task.

Don't say it's him.

Even the heads of state, or those SSS-level superpowers, can't do it.

But Liang Shan did not coax.

On the contrary, I was a little excited.

"Earth Dad, I know what you want me to do, but can you be specific, for example, what are your five internal organs?

This time, the Earth "thinks" for a long time.

Then he said in an uncertain tone: "Being a father is just a metaphor, and I can't say the specifics clearly, but I know that you Chinese people have the five elements of the five organs, and another analogy, in your culture, the kidneys correspond to water, maybe ......"

Having said this, Liang Shan immediately understood!

Five elements against five organs!

It's like Daddy Earth said.

The kidneys correspond to water, so if the problems such as river pollution and ocean pollution are solved, then the earth father will no longer have kidney deficiency?

What about the liver?

The liver belongs to wood in the five elements, does it represent problems such as vegetation destruction and deforestation?

Quite possibly!

Once you know the solution to the problem, the rest is simple.

So the next moment, Liang Shan couldn't help but say with a sad face: "Dad, I know, but ...... You should be able to see that I'm just a high school student now, and I'm an ordinary person who doesn't even have talent, so I'm afraid it's hard to help you heal for the time being...... I mean, is there anything you can do to make me strong in a short period of time?"

At this moment, Liang Shan's wolf ambition was finally exposed.

But the Earth doesn't feel anything wrong.

I even think that what Liang Shan said is very reasonable!

So he asked directly, "Yes! Only when you are strong can you help your father solve your physical problems!" But is there anything your father can do for you?"

Liang Shan scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"Hmm...... For example, can you mobilize the aura of heaven and earth and pour them into my body to see if I can awaken my talent?

"That's ......"

There was no sound on Daddy Earth's side for the time being.

But Liang Shan waited patiently this time.

After a while, Daddy Earth finally brought the news.

"I can mobilize some of this aura, but it can't be put into a person's body, and there are limits to the range, which is a bit similar to what you said...... Reiki tides. ”

Hearing this, Liang Shan was somewhat disappointed.

After all, he has also experienced several rounds of aura tides over the years, but he still can't open the talent, if he really lets the earth frequently mobilize his aura, maybe it will be cheaper for others.

Fortunately, Daddy Earth has the following sentence.

"But about the inheritance of talents, I did find some, there are you in China, there are also other countries, I don't know which one you want?"