Chapter 005: The Idiot's Telescope
[The original chapter has been reviewed, don't wait for him, change the name and pass it on, it's not a duplicate chapter]
Ling Xiaoshuang wore a brand-new dress and climbed the steps, tied the hair of a European princess, a pure natural flawless face, with a noble attire, the image of a splendid princess suddenly hit the hearts of all the boys.
As soon as it appeared in the spotlight, it immediately caused the entire synagogue to exclaim, and the shutter and flash lights crackled.
"Hello students, I am Ling Xiaoshuang from Xinghua Food Factory, and I am honored to stand here and share with you my excitement at this moment.
Yunhai University is the university I have dreamed of since I was a child, a great institution where countless new Chinese leaders have begun to shine.
But as everyone knows, Yunhai University's score is also very high, and I was able to come here, in addition to my personal efforts, as well as the spicy dried tofu from Xinghua Food Factory, which was also a great contribution......"
Ryuha fainted and fell to the ground.
"Spicy dried tofu, it's delicious...... Well, I don't think it's right to think about this in the toilet. ”
Jiang Fan was playing with his mobile phone, listening to the faint sound outside, thinking about when to go to the supermarket to see if there were any snacks from Xinghua Food Factory to sell, which sounded pretty good.
I don't know how long it took, but the girl's speech finally ended, and the boys in the audience screamed. It also attracted many senior male students to watch, and the scene inside and outside the hall was extremely warm, Ling Xiaoshuang's pure and aristocratic temperament established the position of the first school flower of Yunhai University in just twenty minutes.
"Thank you Ling Xiaoshuang for your speech, and the following is a song and dance performance by seven female students from the sophomore Conservatory of Music for the new students." A leader bluntly announced that Ling Xiaoshuang's speech, which was a few thousand words but contained more than 100 words from Xinghua Food Factory, had made most of the leaders vomit blood.
"Finally, there are big white legs to see, I'll go out and take a look." Jiang Fan is ready to finish the game after the last game.
"Damn the girls' cabaret show, the boys are all in the venue, and the girls are all coming to the bathroom."
Ling Xiaoshuang finally slipped from the backstage to the toilet, looking at the team in front of the women's toilet and wanted to cry without tears, but she was wrong, when she gave a speech just now, the boys had never left their seats, and the girls were already queuing.
Ling Xiaoshuang was uncomfortably killed by the mobile phone below, and she was in a hurry.
"The men's toilet doesn't seem to be occupied." Dragon Leaf Road.
"You want me to go into the men's bathroom?"
"If only Mademoiselle could hold on."
"You give me the wind."
Ling Xiaoshuang rushed into the men's toilet under the cover of Long Ye, listened to it at the position of the sink, as if there was no one, quickly found a cubicle, and hurriedly squatted down and took off her short skirt.
Jiang Fan finished playing a game and was about to go out, when he suddenly remembered that he would be out later, but it was not good to stare directly at the dancing girls, and it was enjoyable to see it with the naked eye.
It seems that the Crazy Artifact can come in handy.
Jiang Fan took out the binoculars and glanced at them, but suddenly frowned: "Hey, what is this bulge?" ”
Jiang Fan put the telescope on the ground and carefully observed the bulge, it stands to reason that it is not a structural key, it seems to be a button, is this thing still a high-resolution electronic telescope? Like the Hubble telescope?
Jiang Fan was excited and pressed it carefully.
Ling Xiaoshuang took off her little skirt, finally touched the phone from the inside, let out a long breath, and before she could take it out, she only heard a "click" sound, and a flash of light came through the gap in the compartment below.
Ling Xiaoshuang's whole person was petrified in an instant.
"It's a camera? It's so advanced, I'll take a look at what's taken. Jiang Fan picked up the telescope and looked inside, and sure enough, he saw the photo, high-definition, not to mention 20 million pixels, and the image sensor was even better, no wonder the idiot called his grandfather willing.
But the content of the picture ......
A pair of slender legs that obviously belong to a girl, a skirt that falls off to the knees, and a bulge caused by the hand reaching into the intimate parts......
Jiang Fan was also petrified in an instant.
The whole toilet was silent, and the pins could be heard.
"Stinky rascal, get out of here."
Ling Xiaoshuang finally reacted, put on her skirt, and pulled open the door of Jiang Fan's compartment.
"It's you......" Ling Xiaoshuang was stunned for a moment when she saw Jiang Fan.
"You...... Know me? ”
Jiang Fan looked at the melon seed-faced beauty in front of him, it would be an honor to know a beauty of this grade, but it seemed more embarrassing to meet in this place.
"Yes, I really didn't expect it to be you, you don't want to repay your kindness, expose people and expose the short, Zhu Bajie is a scumbag, and now you are a toilet idiot, and you can shoot secretly and sound the shutter, I don't want to eliminate harm for the people today, you don't know how to write the third word of Ling Xiaoshuang."
The hatred value rose to 3 points at once.
Ling Xiaoshuang rolled up her sleeves, and as soon as Jiang Fan, who lifted his small body, shook it, Jiang Fan rolled to the ground and fell dizzy.
At this moment, Jiang Fan knew that he was far from being the opponent of this female man, and this female man had obviously practiced.
Seeing that Ling Xiaoshuang raised her beautiful legs in white stockings and was about to step on it, Jiang Fan shouted, "Wait." ”
If you are trampled on again, you will have to cross again.
"Scum, what else do you have to say?"
"This is the men's bathroom, why do you say I am secretly filming?"
"Dead, still quibbling."
“…… This is the men's toilet, it alarmed people, see how you get off the stage. ”
"You haven't beaten anyone in the men's bathroom as an aunt?" Ling Xiaoshuang also realized the seriousness of the problem, if someone saw that she had entered the men's toilet, then her previous "tall" propaganda would be all in vain.
But for this sake, Ling Xiaoshuang didn't plan to let Jiang Fan go.
"Okay." Jiang Fan raised his mobile phone and said loudly: "I have already taken the photo just now, if you dare to kick me, I will post a Weibo." Jiang Fan could only bluff Ling Xiaoshuang, if she knew that the photo of the Dao Dao was in the telescope, she and her telescope would have to be shattered by that pair of beautiful feet.
Ling Xiaoshuang's face changed color, this is a lethal weapon, even if the hatred value rises to 5, he doesn't dare to do it again.
"Hmph."
Jiang Fan saw that this trick worked, and immediately became confident, patted his ass and stood up: "Little girl, fight with me, hurry up and make way for your uncle." ”
"You ......" Ling Xiaoshuang stared at Jiang Fan angrily, and said with some weakness: "Delete that photo quickly, otherwise you won't be able to get out." ”
"I don't delete it."
"You're looking for death."
"I'm looking for death if I delete it."
"Okay." Ling Xiaoshuang was stunned again, thinking about when Ling Xiaoshuang had suffered such humiliation since she was a child, but now there is no way at all: "I promise you, as long as you delete the photo, I will never pursue today's incident." ”
"Why should I believe you?"
"I, Ling Xiaoshuang, have always been the same when I speak, if you don't believe me...... I will die with you. ”
Jiang Fan thought about it, it was not a problem to consume it like this, seeing that this woman was very hearty, she should not break her word, and tinkered twice on her mobile phone, "It has been deleted." ”
"Show me."
"Cut, you still don't believe me, take it and see it." Jiang Fan threw the copycat mobile phone to Ling Xiaoshuang, Ling Xiaoshuang checked it carefully, and didn't find any indecent photos, so she threw it back to Jiang Fan, getting out of the way for one person to pass, and the 5 points of hatred on her head were worth half a bit.
Jiang Fan hummed out of the toilet, Long Ye saw Jiang Fan come out, he was shocked, and glanced inside apprehensively, only to see Ling Xiaoshuang come out with a red face, her eyes were redder than her face, and she was muttering something in her mouth, as if she was cursing people.
"Miss, what's the matter? How is there a man in it? ”
"Sooner or later, I'll turn him into a woman." Ling Xiaoshuang clenched her pink fist and gritted her teeth.
……
Jiang Fan arrived at the dormitory, sorted out his luggage, and originally wanted to take the tea eggs out to have a good relationship with his roommate, but he found out that it was wrong, it was so late, why was he alone in the dormitory, and the other dormitories were not like this.
At this moment, a figure rushed in, it was Liu Shi, Liu Shihuo shouted in a hurry: "Jiang Fan, I can be regarded as finding you, I heard that you offended Zhang Feng, the president of the student union, right?" ”
"Zhang Feng? It seems to be. ”
"Then you don't want to go quickly." Liu Shi slapped his palm fiercely: "Then Zhang Feng is bringing someone to beat you, don't go back to the dormitory tonight." ”
"If I don't sleep, where can I go? I'm just waiting for him here. Jiang Fan said that the nature of the fight in the university is still very serious, and it is impossible for Zhang Feng, as the president of the student union, not to know what to do, but it seems that he really provoked him.
The so-called president of the student union basically has a common problem, face is more important than life, he made him so ugly in public today, more ruthless than killing him, no wonder he is anxious now.
Seeing that Liu Shi was still worried, Jiang Fan said, "Don't worry, I can handle it." ”
"Then I'll stay with you." Liu Shidao.
"There's no need, don't worry...... Otherwise, you wait at the top of the stairs, and if I lose, you can help me again. ”
As a good student, Liu Shi doesn't want to fight, if it is passed back home, Liu Shi doesn't know what to do, and proposes to be with Jiang Fan, just because Jiang Fan helped him today.
Now that Jiang Fan said this, Liu Shi thought about it and agreed, and it was not too late to come out when Jiang Fan couldn't cope with it.
Liu Shi went to the staircase, Jiang Fan looked down with a telescope, several student union girls said a few words to the aunt of the building manager, the aunt of the building manager happily got off work, and the girls were on duty in the communication room.
Soon, Zhang Feng came in from outside with a large group of boys, Jiang Fan gasped, there must be dozens of people here, just her own body, making such a big effort?