"Xia Bing, how can you let me say hello! Xiao Kai is young and ignorant, forget it, you are in your thirties, don't you even know how to let him bring a condom? Yan Xiaotong sighed and fell down the road again and again.

"Do you think I want to, he almost always comes hard, I can't stop him if I want to, and let him wear a condom?" Xia Bing said very resentfully: "Don't you know what virtues your nephew has?" ”

"Huh? He also has such a fierce side. I really don't know! Yan Xiaotong was a little surprised, but also a little gloating: "It's okay this time, your character is so hard, and you finally met someone harder than you!" ”

"When is this, are you still in the mood to say cool words!" Xia Bing was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, "He promised me that there would be no problem with the internal strength inactivation...... Yan Xiaotong, you slut, I'm dying of pain, you hurry up and help me give birth to the child. ”

"Yo, you know what time it is, and you're still hard-mouthed?" Yan Xiaotong pretended to be angry and said, "Hurry up and beg me, otherwise I won't care about you!" ”

Xia Bing was so angry that he wanted to go crazy, but he was so painful that he could only say: "Please, please, please, please?" ”

"That's pretty much it!" Yan Xiaotong snorted lightly, and then said: "But I'll still build yì, go to the hospital, and have a caesarean section!" ”

Xia Bing roared: "I've said it, if I can go to the hospital, will I still come to you?" ”

Yan Xiaotong said: "Then you must give birth to yourself?" ”

Xia Bing's tears finally fell, "Do you think there is another way?" ”

Yan Xiaotong pondered for a while, and finally said: "Okay, for the sake of the child being my nephew, I'll help you once!" ”

Xia Bing said: "Hurry, hurry, I really can't stand it!" ”

Yan Xiaotong said: "Don't worry, I'll correct the fetal position first!" ”

Xia Bing asked suspiciously, "Can it be corrected?" ”

"Normally, it's definitely not possible, but when it comes to me, there's nothing that can't be done!" After Yan Xiaotong finished speaking, he used the B-ultrasound probe to determine the fetal position again, then raised his hands to luck, and then put it on Xia Bing's abdomen and slowly rubbed it.

After rubbing it for a while, I stopped again, continued to use the B-ultrasound search, took a photo, and moved my luck again......

Within a few minutes, Yan Xiaotong's forehead was covered with dense fine sweat, which shows how hard this work is!

Xia Bing's pain, which had eased a little, became intense again with her gestures, and she screamed in pain!

Yan Xiaokai, who was outside, heard her incessant screams, and his heart was about to break into pieces, and he kept walking back and forth anxiously.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, such as the Buddha, the Virgin Mary, the god of the land and mountains, please be merciful, you must bless my cousin's mother and son safely, mother and child are safe!" The little cousin Yazi is constantly thinking about it.

It's so easy, the fetal position was finally corrected by Yan Xiaotong's ancestral technique, and after stroking a handful of sweat, he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Okay, after exhausting all my skills, the fetal position is finally correct!" Xia Bing, in the future, you will ask your son to honor me well! ”

Xia Bing couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded in a miserable snort: "Don't you talk nonsense, can't you?" ”

"Okay!" Yan Xiaotong said: "Now it's officially started, you take a deep breath and work hard!" Make every effort to breastfeed! ”

Xia Bing gritted his teeth and worked hard hard, sweating like rain at the same time, his screams became more poignant!

“…… Yan Xiaokai, you bastard, you bastard who doesn't care about killing or burying, the old lady hates you to death, hates you to death......"

“…… You must know that it will be like this, why did the old lady provoke you in the first place, she did it to herself, she suffered it to herself......"

“…… It's really over, it's over, woo, my child, I can't give birth to you......"

In the swearing of gibberish, Xia Bing's tears rolled, and the wolf bèi was miserable.

"Don't be discouraged!" Yan Xiaotong, who was midwifery on the side, hurriedly encouraged: "Continue to scold, continue to work hard." ”

"No, I can't do it, I really can't do it, I don't have any strength at all!" Xia Bing shook his head silently, and his eyelids began to sink and said, "I'm so useless, I can't even have a child!" ”

"Xia Bing, you can, you must be able to, work harder, and continue to scold!"

"I can't scold anymore, I'm so tired, I'm so sleepy, let me rest for a while!" Xia Bing said weakly, and his eyelids slowly drooped.

"Don't, if you stop breathing now, you'll really die in one body!" Yan Xiaotong was so anxious that he opened his mouth and scolded: "Xia Bing, you are a prodigal, you have the ability, but you don't have the ability?" ”

"Whatever, whatever you want, I, I really can't do it......"

Yan Xiaokai, who had been listening to the movement outside, couldn't help it, reached out and broke the doorknob rudely, and then grabbed Xia Bing's hand and said, "Sister, cheer me up!" ”

Xia Bing was already a little confused, and when he heard Yan Xiaokai's scream, he felt that his hand was held by a strong hand, and finally reluctantly opened his eyes and muttered: "Yan Xiaokai, I'm sorry, I can't give birth to your child!" ”

Yan Xiaokai exclaimed excitedly: "No, you can, take out the ruthlessness you used to whip me before, and show the ferocity you used to train us as dogs!" ”

Xia Bing said with tears in her eyes: "I can't be fierce!" ”

Yan Xiaokai shouted: "Xia Bing, do you want to be a deserter, do you want to be a seed?" ”

When Xia Bing heard him say this, his eyes, which had been somewhat distracted, gradually reunited, and he had a somewhat angry look.

Yan Xiaotong on the side saw that there was movement under her again, and hurriedly signaled Yan Xiaokai with his eyes to continue to stimulate him.

Yan Xiaokai hurriedly intensified his words: "Xia Bing, have you forgotten what I did to you the first time?" You don't want to take revenge on me? Torture me anymore? ”

For the first time, it was Xia Bing's unforgettable, most unforgettable history of blood and tears, so as soon as she heard him mention it, powerless anger surged up in her heart, and she didn't know where she got the strength to grab Yan Xiaokai's arm, and at the same time her lower body was also working hard.

Yan Xiaokai was bitten and bloody, but he didn't frown, but continued: "If you have the ability, you will give birth to the child, and then you two mothers and sons will toss me together and take revenge on me for the rest of my life!" Otherwise, hmph, you just wait for the Qingming Festival, I will take other women and children born with other women to burn paper for you! ”

At this time, Xia Bing was even more strictly stimulated, and the anger in her chest burned with bizarre anger, and she opened her mouth and scolded angrily: "Bastard, you bastard, I won't let you go, I won't let you go if I die!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said disdainfully: "I'm not afraid if you live, I'm still afraid that you will die?" ”

Xia Bing was stunned again, and the hand that grabbed him bit again.

"Yes, bite him, hard, down there!" Yan Xiaotong fanned the flames on the side!

"Ah~~~" Xia Bing let out a sharp and high-pitched cry while biting.

"Wow, wow, wow—" With a loud baby cry, a fresh little life finally came to this world in a tragic and tragic birth!

Xia Bing, who had completely lost his strength, fell into a fainting, Yan Xiaotong hurriedly got busy, quickly cut the umbilical cord, bandaged it, wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and then handed it to Yan Xiaokai and said, "You go out first!" ”

Yan Xiaokai, a first-time father, carefully took over his ugly son, the excitement in his heart was indescribable, and after slowly walking out of the delivery room, he looked at the ugly little face, his eyes were red, and he murmured: "Son, son, are you really my son?" ”

Cousin Yazi came up, glanced at her little nephew a few times and said, "Brother-in-law, look at what you said, this is printed from the same mold as you, how can it not be your son?" ”

Yan Xiaokai grinned and said, "But, am I so ugly?" ”

Yazi was made a little ridiculous, "Brother-in-law, do you think you are handsome?" ”

Yan Xiaokai couldn't stop laughing, stretched out his hand to tease his son, and said, "My ugly son, my ugly son!" ”

Xiao Xiaokai was said to be ugly, but he didn't cry, but just opened his eyes and looked at the strange man in front of him curiously.

After a while, Yan Xiaotong walked out of it, saw the little person in Yan Xiaokai's arms, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Quick, let me hug me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai handed her son to her, and then asked, "What about Sister Xia Bing, have you woken up?" ”

Yan Xiaotou nodded, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly walked in, and saw Xia Bing, who was pale and too weak to lie on the bed, and called softly: "Sister, you have worked hard!" ”

Xia Bing lowered his eyes to look at his arm covered with tooth marks and still oozing blood, "You are also very hard!" Blood, sweat, and acting! ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and said, "It's still more difficult for you!" ”

Xia Bing glanced at him, too lazy to argue with him about who was harder, and just asked, "What about the child?" ”

Yan Xiaokai hurriedly shouted outside: "Auntie! ”

Yan Xiaotong walked in with Xiaoxiaokai in his arms and put him in Xia Bing's arms.

Looking at his son, Xia Bing's tears fell again, and he gently stroked his little face happily and excitedly: "Little thing, my mother was miserable by you, your father was not as ruthless as you!" ”

Yan Xiaotong was sweating wildly when she heard this, this woman dared to say anything!

Xia Bing couldn't control his eyes, and two drops fell on Xiao Xiaokai's face, which was cold and stimulating, making his little mouth grin, and he immediately burst into tears.

"My son doesn't cry, my son doesn't cry!" Xia Bing, a first-time mother, was a little in a hurry, and she didn't know what to do!

"Give him something to eat!" Yan Xiaotong reminded beside him.

Xia Bing came to his senses at this time, hurriedly raised his trembling hand, unbuttoned his clothes tremblingly, took out a swelling chest, and stuffed it into Xiaoxiaokai's mouth.

With something to eat, Xiaoxiao's open mouth was blocked, and he immediately stopped crying, and sucked it heavily, and after a while, sweat broke out on his forehead, which was obviously not an ordinary force.

Yan Xiaokai looked at it strangely on the side, and said with a sigh: "I used to hear others talk about the strength of breastfeeding, but this time I finally have a deep understanding!" ”

Xia Bing gave him another roll of the eyes, then ignored him and focused on feeding his son.

Yan Xiaotong called him aside and asked in a low voice, "Who is serving Xia Bing as a confinement child?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Her cousin, it's the one outside!" ”

Yan Xiaotong said: "What does that little girl know, she is hairy, not only is she not ready for anything after childbirth, but she can't even hold a child." I can tell you, a woman's childbirth is a big deal, and confinement is even more important, if you don't serve well, you will fall into the root of the disease, that is a lifelong thing! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "This ......"

Yan Xiaotong said: "You better find an older and experienced aunt!" ”

Yan Xiaokai hesitated, finally nodded, took out his mobile phone and walked outside......