Chapter 435: A particularly funny check

Lu Xiaowei gave the inspection to the platoon commander, and Zhou Jun read it carefully, he felt that Lu Xiaowei wrote a good inspection, which was really good. However, it seems to be very ridiculous. So he laughed after reading it.

That Lu Xiaowei didn't understand why the platoon commander was smiling, he wondered if his inspection was not well written, which made the platoon commander laugh.

"Hey! Platoon commander, I'll check if it's not written well! This makes you laugh, am I going to write again! Lu Xiaowei smiled when he saw Zhou Jun seeing his inspection, it must be not good to write, he thought he had to rewrite it.

"Ahh No, Lu Xiaowei, your inspection is very well written. I've passed this level, but I think even if it's the battalion commander, after reading your inspection, it will definitely be good. Hurry up and get it! ”

Zhou Jun watched Lu Xiaowei's inspection, although it was a little funny, but it seems that people really realized their mistakes, and the writing was quite 'touching'. He believed that the battalion commander would be moved when he saw it.

"Then, okay, I'll take it to the battalion commander!" Lu Xiaowei looked at the platoon commander's smiling and fascinated look, he really didn't believe it, was the platoon commander 'playing' himself! Let me make a fool of myself in front of the battalion commander.

But since I've written it, I have to show it to the battalion commander!

Lu Xiaowei now has no choice but to take his 'works' to the battalion headquarters.

"Battalion commander, my inspection is written, you can see how it is."

Lu Xiaowei came to the battalion headquarters, stood in front of Zhu Xiangjun, and handed over the inspection.

Zhu Xiangjun is now writing about the relevant measures and steps for this first joint exercise. At this time, Lu Xiaowei came to him. He didn't directly take that Lu Xiaowei's inspection. Instead, he continued to develop his training plan.

"Hey! Lu Xiaowei, just read it to me, I'm busy, I don't have time to watch it! "Since Zhu Xiangjun is writing a training plan, he wants Lu Xiaowei to read it to him.

"Ahh Okay, battalion commander, then I'll read it. ”

Lu Xiaowei cleared his throat for a moment, and then read: "Check, I, Lu Xiaowei, command the soldiers of the fourth squad of the company." The day before yesterday, on the way to this shooting range, when my unit was eating halfway, I didn't want to eat because I was not feeling well. This poured a big bowl of rice, and I seriously violated the work style and discipline of the troops. It also blackened the image of the soldiers.

At that time, I didn't realize the seriousness of this matter, and I thought it was just a bowl of rice. However, after the battalion commander's education, I deeply realized my wrong thinking.

I'm a city guy who has only eaten pork and never seen a pig go. So when I eat rice, I don't think about the hard work of my peasant uncle. I wouldn't have thought that there would be locusts in the rice. ”

"Ha Lu Ha! Yes! There will be locusts in the rice! When did I tell you! When Zhu Xiangjun heard Lu Xiaowei read this, he laughed.

"Ahh No, there are still locusts in the rice fields! Lu Xiaowei quickly corrected his words.

"Ha Lu Ha! It's interesting to write, keep reading, keep reading! Zhu Xiangjun now heard that Lu Xiaowei's writing was really interesting, so he happily asked Lu Xiaowei to continue reading.

"Yes! I keep reading! ”

Lu Xiaowei continued to read: "Because I am a person who has only eaten rice and has not grown rice." So I don't understand the hard work of the peasant uncle. I don't know how difficult it is to farm. I listened to the story that the battalion commander told me about the difference between a grain of rice and a bowl of rice. I deeply felt the meaning of cherishing food. From now on, I will cherish food even more. Not a grain of rice will ever be wasted again.

After listening to the 'significant' story told by the battalion commander, I felt that the battalion commander was really great. Greater than my parents. Because they gave birth to me, but they never told me about these things that were meaningful to my life. …,

After listening to the battalion commander's ideological education, I felt that I had benefited a lot. The ancients said, 'Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years'. I used to feel that this sentence didn't mean anything, but today I really feel it.

I just listened to the battalion commander's words, and I felt that my more than ten years of study had been in vain. In particular, I learned the famous poem of 'Compassion for Nong' in vain.

Now I understand the meaning of life and the meaning of 'compassion for farmers'. Battalion commander, you are like my reborn parents, so that I can see the hope of life again and know the meaning of life. Here, I would like to thank the battalion commander for his critical education of me. Xie Lu Xie.

And from now on, not only will I stop wasting food myself, but I will also fight against it. In the future, whoever it is, as long as I see him wasting food, then I will definitely blame him.

Because we are a whole, if I alone do not waste food, then it is meaningless, what we want is for everyone to be like me, not to waste food. So from now on, I am determined that I will fight against food waste for the rest of my life. Let the battalion commander see my performance!

The examiner, Lu Xiaowei, a certain year, a certain month, a certain day. ”

"Ha Lu Ha! Ha Lu Ha! Lu Xiaowei! I really can't see it! Why are you so 'literary'! You should be a writer! It's really rare to be able to write such a 'beautiful' test!

But I can tell you, my head feels a little heavy right now. You brought me your hat too high, I have as good a writer as you do! You are suspected of slapping the leader's ass! ”

Zhu Xiangjun listened to Lu Xiaowei's inspection, and he couldn't stop laughing. He had also been in the army for three years. Plus if you say before you are reborn, you have been a soldier for five or six years. But he had never heard such a 'fun' check.

"Battalion commander, I-I'm not writing well! I'm going to rewrite it again! Lu Xiaowei saw the battalion commander's strange expression, he wondered if it was his own inspection, he didn't write it well, the battalion commander just thought it was funny, maybe he had to rewrite it!

"Ahh No, Lu Xiaowei, you don't have to write anymore. So be it! Although Zhu Xiangjun thought Lu Xiaowei wrote it quite funny, it seems that he also realized his mistake or would not have written like this.

"That! Battalion commander, didn't I write deeply enough! Otherwise, why would the battalion commander laugh! Although Lu Xiaowei heard Zhu Xiangjun say that he didn't write anymore. The inspection is considered to have passed. But he still checked his writing, and he didn't know whether it was good or bad.

"Ahh Lu Xiaowei, you wrote this check very well. The understanding is deep enough, and it is not ordinary profound, which is simply unimaginably profound.

Lu Xiaowei, tell me, when you were in school, did you like writing very much! Isn't the composition very good? ”

Zhu Xiangjun listened to Lu Xiaowei's inspection, and he thought that this inspection is so 'literary', if he doesn't have a little writing talent, how can he write so 'good'!

"Nope! Battalion commander, I- when I was in school, that essay was very bad. I have always been criticized by my teachers. What kind of writing talent do I have! I've never had much interest in writing. ”

Lu Xiaowei is telling the truth, after all, he has never been fond of writing. Even writing an individual meeting in the army is very unpetitioning.

"Well, that's weird. What is that, you can write this inspection so 'literately'! Yes! Lu Xiaowei, will you find a 'gunman'. Do you want a recruit in your class to call it, ask Xu Youcai's recruit to write it for you, I heard that Xu Youcai, what is you called 'little talent', he often writes about the veterans in your class. I heard that when he was in high school in the local area, he also published poetry in the local newspaper. ”…,

Zhu Xiangjun now suddenly thought that there was a 'little talent' of recruits with great writing talent in the fourth class of the command company. This Lu Xiaowei's inspection, will someone else write it for him!

"No, no, no! Battalion commander, I- how dare I let someone else write it for me! Besides, when I wrote, the platoon leader was right next to me. How dare I let someone else write it for me! He wouldn't have agreed! ”

When Lu Xiaowei heard this, the battalion commander suspected that his inspection was looking for a 'gunman'. He was terrified, and he had to explain it quickly. Otherwise, you will have to rewrite it. That has to be criticized by the battalion commander.

"Good! I believe you, though, I'm a little skeptical, but, thinking about it, your examination is also very much in line with your character. It should have been written by yourself. Okay, the check is well written, but it's useless to just talk on paper.

Now the most important thing is to see what you actually do. See if you really recognize your mistakes, and if you really fight against 'bad people and bad things'. Alright, you go back! ”

Zhu Xiangjun let Lu Xiaowei go back. After all, this inspection should have been written by Lu Xiaowei himself. Because he came out of the command company. He understands this way. He is a person who loves to pat the leader's ass.

I just watched his inspection, and he kept 'patting' his 'sycophants', and then he put a 'high hat' on himself. He believed that this was written by Lu Xiaowei himself.

"Okay, battalion commander, then I'll go back. Just look at the performance! "Lu Xiaowei saw that he had passed the battalion commander's 'inspection'. He was very happy. So he went back to the platoon ''.

"Lu Xiaowei, how is it, the inspection has passed, look at your happy appearance, is the inspection very good, and you have been praised by the battalion commander."

Zhou Jun is now sitting on the equipment and reading the 'military newspaper'. He saw Lu Xiaowei running into his platoon with a grin. He knew that he must have passed his examination. Of course I am glad that this inspection can pass in one go. You must know that many people make mistakes, and it is difficult to pass the examination in one go when they write an inspection to the company commander. Because it asks you to write a check, it is to punish you, and it doesn't 'torture' you a few times. Lu Xiaowei is now showing it to the battalion commander. It's not easy to pass this once!