This shop was opened by a friend of Liu Sanpao, and Liu Sanpao was still very happy when he first came in, but after seeing the performance of these two guys, Liu Sanpao was full of black lines.

Especially the girls in charge of sales in the store giggled even more after seeing the performance of those two guys, and now Lao Liu couldn't sink a little, which was too fucking embarrassing, so he shouted loudly: "Hey, I said Xiao Cao Huzi, what are you two doing?" Why did you climb into the car? Do you buy a car like this? That's a car, isn't it a big girl, okay? ”

Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing, and Zhou Dabiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, he hadn't run those two boys just now, otherwise he would have been assigned to the car now, wouldn't he be embarrassed by others?

But do Lao Cao and Huzi care about face-saving people? How much does that thing cost a pound? So after listening to Liu Sanpao's words, his face didn't blush.

Lao Cao was still lying on the car cover, with a big face sticking to it, and said matter-of-factly: "I said second uncle, will you buy a car?" What is the most important thing to buy a car now? It's not the power or the comfort, it's the sturdiness.

Do you think Huzi and I climbed up just now when we saw the car and got excited? If you think so, then I will solemnly say to you: You are wrong! ”

Lao Cao Yizheng said rhetorically: "Do you know the deep meaning of the two of us' actions? Forget it, I won't hide it from you, in fact, we are checking the sturdiness of these two cars, and if we can't even support the weight of both of us, then who would dare to buy this car? ”

Boss Zhang of the car shop couldn't help it, and asked loudly: "I said two brothers, I haven't seen you test the car for so many years." ”

Lao Cao Xiao rolled his eyes and said cheekily: "Oh, this boss." Didn't you meet us earlier? I'm telling you, in fact, it's still light to test like this. When I bought that car from Brother Da Biao, I tried it with a sledgehammer. Our driving skills are not good, and we collide with others at both ends in three days. Fortunately, my car is strong, so I don't even have a scar on my body until now, but I have lost a lot of money.

So since then, I've made up my mind, if you buy a car again, you must meet the three rules, the first one is strong, the second one is also strong, and the last one guess what? Congratulations, you guessed it right, it's still sturdy......"

watched Lao Cao playing with a living treasure. Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao didn't think anything of it, after all, they were used to it, but Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei both had the intention of dying at this time, and in particular, their own reputation was ruined in the hands of this bastard.

At this time, Zhou Hu's eyes were stunned for a few moments, and he said meaningfully: "Alas, second uncle, I don't think what you said just now is wrong, what do you mean that this is a car and not a big girl?" Aren't cars and wives the same for men? If we are looking for a wife, we have to find someone who is healthy and solid, right? If you find a sick seedling, you can't cry for the rest of your life?

I just tried it and the car is still very sturdy. I pressed it hard a few times and found that it wasn't out of shape at all.

It's just that I don't like the style of this car very much, how can it be streamlined? If it's like a tank that is square, it's called high-end atmosphere, how awesome is it? Other cars saw us from afar, and they were so scared that they had to take a detour.

But the next best thing to do is that although this car is a little obscene, it is still eye-catching. If it's cheap, I'll just buy a few of them. ”

Manager Zhang's face turned green at this time, he looked at Lao Cao and Zhou Hu, who were still lying on the car and sticking to the car cover, and stabbed Liu Sanpao who was covering his face beside him. Trembling all over, he asked, "Liu Sanpao, did you and Lao Liu Jin'er pick up the money or why did you come to tease me in broad daylight?"

I said, where did you two find these two living treasures? Still fucking test with a hammer? I didn't even try the tank, did I? And yes. Why did that kid just say that my car is nasty? The hell Lao Tzu's car wants to be nasty, but is there any spare parts?

Come on. Tell me about it, are you two here to smash the field today? ”

"Haha......ha

Originally, Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei were chatting embarrassedly just now, but when they heard Boss Zhang say something interesting, they couldn't help but laugh.

Liu Yunfei smiled and wiped his tears and said, "Ha Luha, Lao Zhang, what do you say are you angry about?" Sanpao and I sincerely brought our friends over to take care of your business, or do you think the two of us are really so boring to tease you? ”

At this time, Liu Sanpao smiled and said with a clear conscience: "I said Lao Zhang, you will talk nonsense, in fact, what people say is right, is it wrong to check the sturdiness of the car before buying it?" ”

Boss Zhang gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, jump on the car to test the sturdiness of the car, I didn't know it, and I opened my eyes once, but why is my car obscene?" ”

"What's this?"

Liu Sanpao didn't know how to explain, so he shouted angrily at Zhou Hu: "Hey, Huzi Xiaocao, you two guys hurry up and come over to me, explain to others well, maybe your Uncle Zhang will be happy and give you a 50% discount later." ”

Lao Zhang gritted his teeth and looked at Liu Sanpao at this time, eager to bite him to death, this guy has a really big mouth, and he still has a five-percent discount? If you really want to die like that?

Zhou Hu and Lao Cao listened to Liu Sanpao's words, and climbed down from the car and came to everyone, Huzi said upside down: "Oh, Boss Zhang, I'm sorry, I mean that it is a grade lower than the tank, and besides, if your car is high-end and high-grade, if it can really be downgrade, how many rich women do you have to seduce it?" ”

Lao Zhang Zhilu said that he had met a shameless person today, and if he let this kid talk about it again, he might not be able to grow small cocks in these cars, so he quickly nodded and forgave him, hoping that he would stop and don't talk.

But Zhou Hu didn't mean to stop, the car he touched just now was absolutely high-end and high-grade, too rare, and he had to buy this car anyway. But it is estimated that 300,000 yuan of such a good car cannot be bought, so this price has to be talked about carefully, and strive not to let the second dog brother spend money in vain.

"Then what Uncle Zhang, hey, you are really good-looking, just like Guanyin Bodhisattva, people can't help but want to get close when they see it, if this is in ancient times, you guarantee that you are also the role of a sect leader."

Everyone loves to listen to good words, and after listening to Zhou Hu's praise, Lao Zhang's face finally got better, and he said modestly: "Hehe, how can it be so exaggerated? But my face really looks very kind, and many people have said so. ”

"Oh, look at it, let me be right?"

After the kid finished speaking, he changed his words and continued: "By the way, Uncle Zhang, you see, I made you angry just now because I couldn't speak, so let's do it, don't give me a 5% discount on this car, just I will pay you 6% off, and the extra discount will be regarded as I will make amends to you."

You must not be polite to me, I am a good face, if you really lose my face, I can go and jump into the river, do you believe it? ”

Lao Zhang is stupid at this time, when did he say that he would give him a 5% discount? Didn't Liu Sanpao say it jokingly? What the hell, how can there be such a shameless person? No wonder I rubbed my face against the car cover just now, and I am not afraid of grinding this thick-skinned person.

Just when Boss Zhang wanted to speak out against it, Lao Cao, who was still snickering just now, immediately said to Huzi with emotion: "Huzi, my brother is very relieved now, you kid didn't take advantage of it like before, but added a discount on the basis of five discounts."

Okay, okay, although it's cheap and doesn't take advantage of it, it's a bastard, but a manly husband should be like this, he must be moral and responsible, and he spits on a nail. What, in this case, the car I just now was also 60% off, we are gentlemen, we should be more generous, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes, hey, Brother Cao, if you don't say anything, I like to be with you? The words are authentic and things are done clearly, and the little brother has been taught......"

Knowing that the scene in front of Lu Dao couldn't be more real, but why did Lao Zhang feel that he was dreaming? What's the matter, is this your own store? But why did these two guys in front of them give the discount by themselves when they spoke? It's embarrassing, isn't it? To say that this guy in front is shameless enough, but why does this guy who is talking in the back feel even more shameless?

Seeing Lao Zhang's stunned appearance with his big mouth open, Liu Sanpao couldn't help but laugh in his heart, stepped forward and patted him twice and quipped: "Hey Lao Zhang, what are you in a daze, but you said two words?" Could it be that these two cars really give them a six-fold discount? ”

"Six-fold? If it's a six-fold discount, it's my turn to jump into the river. Okay, Liu Sanpao, you're here with a master today, brother, I've really opened my eyes, I've never met someone like this in my life.

In this way, I think I want to make friends with the masters, fortunately, I still have a few of these two cars, if you really want to buy those two cars, I will give you a 20% discount, if it is too expensive, I will applaud and send you off, we can't buy and sell in. ”

Boss Zhang was really frightened by Lao Cao and Huzi, and shouted out a two-fold discount in pain, these two guys can buy it, and if they can't buy it, get out of here, saying that their hearts really can't withstand the destruction of the second round of the two of them.

Zhou Yu and Liu Sanpao Liu Yunfei glanced at each other, and the three of them nodded, this discount was already bleeding, so Zhou Yu said to Boss Zhang: "Hello Manager Zhang, what is the price of these two cars?" You can probably give us an introduction, and if it's about the same, we'll pay for the car and pick it up right away. By the way, if you buy four at once, can you save a little more? (To be continued......)