The squad leader laughed out loud, looking at me with contempt in his eyes.

"I thought you were trying to say something! Do you think my brother is an underwear thief? ”

"I—I didn't say that Shu Zhe was an underwear thief......"

"Forgive me for not daring to talk such nonsense! I heard from witnesses that the underwear thief is a strong man who can climb the wall empty-handed, but Shu Zhe can't even do half a pull-up! ”

As he spoke, he held his chin up and made a reflection motion.

"It's quite easy for you to do pull-ups......

The tone was by no means complimenting me, but implying that I was more likely to be a pervert who stole underwear than her brother, both in terms of size and character.

"Forget it, you don't believe me telling you the truth anyway." I sneered, "It's Shu Zhe's poor physique, can he pass the physical education exam?" ”

Shu Zhe has excellent cultural classes and is proficient in several musical instruments, but physical education is a big difficulty. As soon as this was mentioned, the squad leader couldn't help but sigh.

"He doesn't like sports, and I can't force him to ......"

"Why can't you force him? It's the squad leader, your heart is too soft! ”

I patted my chest and promised, "If you are willing to hand him over to me, I will immediately train him in Sparta, and within a month, let him be reborn and become a new man!"

"No way!" The squad leader immediately refused without even thinking about it, "You're going to hurt him!" You will definitely vent all your dissatisfaction with me on him! ”

Huh? Squad leader, your tone is a little affirmative, right? In your eyes, I hold a grudge and be so careful that I want to take revenge on you all the time!

Don't look down on people! My manly husband has always believed that one person does things and one person is responsible, so that he will not do things that anger others! If you offend me in the future, I will take revenge on you directly!

This kind of thing, that kind of thing, there are many ways to retaliate against you, why do I have to fight Shu Zhe's idea?

Of course, I have a lot of them, as long as it's not a particularly serious problem, you just kneel on the ground like Xiaoqin and say to me ("Lord Ye Lin, I'm sorry I was wrong"), maybe I'll be especially kind to forgive you!

At this time, the train stopped at the first station, and there were fewer people getting off the train and more people getting on the train, and the carriage suddenly became crowded.

The class leader was forced to stand closer to me in order to make way for the three elementary school students who were carrying school bags.

Although it wasn't like Xiaoqin threw herself into my arms, they were shoulder to shoulder, and even the sound of each other's breathing could be heard.

The squad leader is taller than Qin, and his arms are also long, so there is no pressure to grab the subway ring, and I don't have to pull my arm like Qin to maintain balance.

I feel a little sorry in my heart, but even if the squad leader can't reach the ring, it's impossible for him to be willing to pull my arm, right?

In addition, there are so many people in the car, the ** who insulted Xiaoqin won't appear again, right?

But there's nothing to worry about, if he continues to stretch out his groping hand without knowing whether he is alive or dead, and he doesn't need me, the squad leader with a strong sense of justice will stand up to stop him. If he dares to resort to violence against the squad leader, I can just clean him up.

Anyway, after a few days of recuperation, my right wrist has fully recovered.

The speed of recovery is faster than others, probably because he was bullied by Xiaobawang every day when he was a child, so he chose this evolutionary direction by natural choice, right?

I wasn't happy at all about this ability, which wasn't a miracle, I just felt endless sad memories surround me.

Anyway, I've never had the chance to look closely at the squad leader's face at such a close distance.

The eyebrows are like a light and shallow stroke of the Chinese painting master, and the thinner it becomes the more it reaches the end. The eyebrows are always slightly frowning, and it seems that they are always thinking about things, or they are dissatisfied with this chaotic shijie, and they plan to correct it themselves.

The bridge of the nose is very straight, and it looks even more heroic when paired with bright eyes.

The light pink lips were like two petals, and they pursed up slightly without smiling, as if just a smile would break her serious posture.

At this time, she lowered her head slightly, her eyes were xiangxia, as if she was attracted by the milky conversation between those elementary school students.

Do you remember what your brother looked like when he was a child? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe in the form of a bear child at all.,It's the class leader in the form of Lori.,I must see it in the album if I have the chance.。

"What are you peeking at?"

The squad leader's side face didn't move at all, only the black eyes slid over and glared at me fiercely from the corner of his eye.

"Of course it's looking at the air! Do you think I'm looking at you? Less self-inflicted and more sentimental! ”

My quibbles didn't seem to be very credible, and the squad leader turned her face completely away, and I could only see her long hair.

The long hair reflected the lights in the subway, and it looked black and bright, like a waterfall of oil.

I suddenly wanted to reach out and touch it.

It's good to hold back, otherwise I'll definitely make her angry.

Even if she wasn't angry, she would laugh at me.

From the beginning of now, I found that after the squad leader became familiar with the new distance between him and me, he became more and more relaxed, and there was no twisting and pinching like ordinary little girls, and he was generous in his gestures, like an adult who was going to a distant place to perform a task.

I was getting more and more nervous, and I started to think cranky and look childish.

Could it be that the class leader gradually regarded me as her younger brother, and because of her rich experience in getting along with her younger brother, did she relax?

I didn't know how to get along with my sister, so I was so nervous?

Why should I be a brother? It's my birthday on February 17th, and the year I was born happened to be the first day of the first lunar month, can your birthday be older than mine?

"Hmph......" I laughed.

"Squad leader, what day is your birthday on the solar calendar?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"Ho ho ho, let's make a bet, shall we? If you're younger than me, how about calling me 'brother'? ”

"Boring!"

"Why, are you afraid? If I lose, I'll call you sister! ”

In my experience, tempting gambling has to be sweet, and I'm confident that I won't lose anyway.

"Do you really shout?"

The squad leader asked, and as he reached into the outer pocket of his school bag, he was looking for something.

"Of course, my words count......"

Without waiting for me to finish a sentence, the class leader took out his student ID, opened it with one hand, and poked it in front of me to show me.

In the "Date of Birth" column, I saw that although the class leader was the same year as me, his birthday was on February 16th.

Don't bring this! Emotional squad leader, you were born on Chinese New Year's Eve! Although the Spring Festival Gala is becoming more and more boring, you have let your family come out after watching it!

After reading my student ID, the class leader asked me to take out my student ID as well.

"I—I didn't bring that thing, and I was born on January 1st, so I'm older than you! You can call Brother now! ”

I was brazen to lie.

The squad leader looked at me narrowly, and his eyes seemed to say, "Xiaoxiang, still trying to lie to me?" ”

"You were born on February 17th, right? I remember it very well! ”

"Y-What are you doing on my birthday?"

"Because I've sorted out the information of the students in my class many times! Some of the girls in the class are very fond of analyzing horoscopes, and I heard them say that you and I are very special zodiac signs, so I remembered them. ”

"What's so special! According to the division of the zodiac signs, isn't it Aquarius? There should be a lot of people in this sign! ”

The squad leader showed a slightly puzzled expression, "Actually, I don't know much about constellations, but they also have a division of 48 star districts, according to that rule, people born between February 16th ~ February 22nd belong to 'Aquarius Pisces'." ”

What a bullshit division! It's obviously a combination of two constellations that are close together! Why do you make me look like a constellation!

The squad leader continued: "According to them, Aquarius Pisces has the characteristics of both zodiac signs, and there are two sides. First of all, they are both competitive, like to put their careers first, sometimes they can seem aggressive, sometimes a little sentimental......"

"I don't want to hear it, horoscopes and all that are lies!"

I'm still in a deep state of frustration.

The squad leader ignored my protests and continued to explain like a victor:

They also analyzed that people of this sign will not tolerate the provocations of others and will launch counterattacks to the greatest extent. This is reflected in me, that is, I care about the safety of my family; For you, it's about making you fight with people all day long......"

Your sister! Why is the same constellation completely different! It's just watching people put out the dishes! In the name of analyzing the constellations, they are trying to say good things about you, and by the way, they are just hurting me!

I snorted and turned my head away from speaking.

The squad leader bumped me on the shoulder.

"What are you doing!"

I asked angrily.

"Call me sister."

A very bland tone, not like a command, as if she had not expected this victory at all.

Nonsense! You've known your birthday for a long time! You're cheating!

"What's the big deal! You're only a day older than me! Why should I call you sister! ”

I had no choice but to play Rippy.

"Hey, this is not an ordinary day for the two of us!"

The squad leader proudly held out a finger.

"That year, my birthday was Chinese New Year's Eve, and your birthday was the first day of the new year, according to the calculation of the lunar calendar, I am not one day older than you, but one year older than you!"

I have to admit that the squad leader is right.

But my manly dignity must not be trampled on in this way.

I used the class leader as a reason to cheat, and I refused to call her sister alive or dead.

The squad leader didn't particularly insist until the train arrived at the station and the two of us got off the train together.

It scared me to death, I thought I would be at the same level as Shu Zhe from now on.

If I had won, I would have forced the squad leader to call me brother.

Since they all belong to the competitive "Aquarius Pisces", weishenme should be especially merciful to my men?

Sure enough, the constellation analysis is completely unreliable!