[767] There is no limit to digression
Before Ma Huiyu called back from the square, I saw a white van parked in front of the restaurant, and then two people walked down from the car.
Walking in front is a reporter with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, holding a large microphone in his hand, and walking behind is a cameraman with a flat expression, carrying a camera on his shoulder like an anti-tank missile.
I'll it! Isn't this Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Channel! Why is he here again! Dare to love Dongshan City, he is a reporter!
"Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang, hurry up!" Zhao Yao pushed open the glass door of the restaurant and beckoned to the cameraman behind him.
"It all depends on my keen sense of smell to be ahead of other peers, we must get first-hand news!"
As soon as he saw the reporter and the cameraman, Officer Ma frowned: What are you afraid of, the police chief told him that it was better not to alarm the media, but some media still smelled fishy smell.
Xiao Zhang, the policeman who stood to collect evidence, was very conspicuous, Zhao Yao immediately found our table, he handed the microphone to Xiao Zhang, and asked in the tone of the host:
"Excuse me, the incident of stopping a car and rescuing a dog on the Daguang Expressway today, all of you are the parties here, right? Comrade policeman, you are dealing with it, right? ”
Xiao Zhang didn't have much experience in dealing with the media, so he said: "The director said, we don't call it processing, we call mediation, and Officer Ma is the main mediator, and I just stand here to collect evidence." ”
"Okay, comrade police, you have worked hard!" Zhao Yao patted Xiao Zhang's shoulder, and his pretended affection made Xiao Zhang quite uncomfortable.
Next, Zhao Yao swept his eyes, and quickly locked on Officer Ma in civilian clothes, and the six people present were in line with the image of a police officer.
"Officer Ma," Zhao Yao handed over the microphone, "I'm Zhao Yao, a special reporter of Dongshan News Channel, and I'm here to cover this incident of stopping a car and saving a dog. ”
Officer Ma was irritable due to lack of sleep, and he saw the media he didn't want to see, so he casually said: "It's boring......
"What!?" Xu Fupo on the other side couldn't sit still, "We stop the wicked from killing lives, and you, the policeman, actually say that we are boring?" Do you have no conscience! ”
Zhao Yao immediately changed the target of his attention to Xu Fupo: "May I ask this volunteer, what do you think about the police's indifference to the killing of pet dogs?" ”
Officer Ma slapped the table angrily: "Those are not pet dogs!" It is a meat dog that is legally bred, legally transported, and will be legally slaughtered in the future! ”
Xu Fupo said angrily: "Slaughter has never been legal!" You policeman exterminates humanity! I heard that your anti-narcotics police often use police dogs to check drugs, and the drug detection dogs are German blackbacks, right? The dog is your colleague, and you actually sit back and watch your colleague be killed without frowning, it's really ruthless......"
"I completely agree with your opinion!" Zhao Yao nodded to Xu Fupo, and immediately rushed to Officer Ma again, the microphone almost poked the tip of Officer Ma's nose, "Excuse me, after you retire from the German blackback as a police dog, will you make it into a dog meat hot pot and eat it?" ”
"Who's going to eat a police dog!" Officer Ma was not calm either, he forced his spirit to explain: "Although I have never been a police dog handler, nor am I the person in charge of the police dog in the team, there are still feelings for working together." The treatment of retired police dogs, in principle, is to provide for the elderly, and it can also be adopted by eligible ordinary citizens - of course, the person in charge, that is, the dog leader, has the right of priority to adopt, after all, the police dog is still the closest to the owner......"
"Narrow-minded!" Xu Fupo commented, "You don't eat police dogs, but you can sit back and watch other dogs be eaten!" What do you mean by that? Oh - you are a narrow nationalist! ”
"Puff", I couldn't help but laugh, and I had a special sense of joy when I applied the sacred and solemn word "nation" to the dog.
"Officer Ma, what nationality are you?" Zhao Yao asked quickly.
"Han nationality written on my ID card...... Huh? What is the meaning of nation, you ask? ”
"Meaningful! Since you are a narrow-minded nationalist, are you the legendary believer of 'Han nationalism', who speaks of the 'Han standard' in everything and oppresses other ethnic minorities, like me? ”
Officer Ma's nose was crooked, "When did I bully you!" Where are you a minority? ”
"My mother is a Manchu," Zhao Yao replied without changing his face, "so I am also an ethnic minority, and on behalf of the 55 ethnic minorities other than the Han nationality, I would like to ask you: When did your narrow Han nationalism take shape?" ”
"What the hell are you ......" Officer Ma opened his mouth to curse, but considering that the camera was pointed at him, he barely held back.
"Huh? Reporter, are you a little off-topic? Xu Fupo, who had never seen Zhao Yao's usual style, frowned strangely, "Didn't you come to cover the incident of stopping a car and saving a dog?" ”
"Yes!" Zhao Yao turned the topic back without a trace, "May I ask Officer Ma, as a Han nationalist, do you think that the Jingba dog cultivated by the Han people is the best dog on Shijie?" ”
"Jingba was cultivated by the Empress Dowager Cixi, okay! It's you Manchus! ”
"Kindly remind me that I only have half of my Manchu blood, and the other half of my blood is from my father of the Han nationality, so I can represent both the 55 ethnic minorities other than the Han nationality and the Han nationality, and it is not correct for you to call me a Manchu!"
Your sister! Wouldn't it be nice if you just said that you can represent 56 nationalities! The people of the whole country are represented by you!
"I'm sorry, Jingba was not cultivated by the Empress Dowager Cixi." The squad leader couldn't help but interject, "Although there is this kind of misinformation in society, since the time of Qin Shi Huang, Jingba has been a special dog for the palace, and the emperor of the Tang Dynasty will use this kind of dog to accompany the funeral ......"
"Oh, Shusha, you know so much." Mrs. Xu praised happily, "You are worthy of being a dog lover, I like you more and more." ”
Since the reporters came, the Zeng brothers rarely spoke, because ordinary reporters would often favor volunteers and attack dog dealers. But it was covered up by Xu Fupo's words later.
"What? The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was buried with Jingba? The half-drunk Zeng boss lay on the table and raised his head groggily, "It's, it's really not up to grade!" Anyway, you should get a Tibetan mastiff! ”
Zhao Yao heard the squad leader take the initiative to speak, and immediately asked the cameraman to point the camera at the squad leader in the innermost seat, and at the same time completed the waist at a 90-degree angle, and tried his best to stretch out the microphone to the squad leader's mouth.
"May I ask this little volunteer, you are a student at your age, right? What do you think about the fact that nouveau riche often raise Tibetan mastiffs and frequently hurt people? ”
The squad leader blinked quickly, a little doubtful that the other party was really a reporter, and Xu Fupo also shouted: "Who the hell are you!" How can you say one sentence in the east and one sentence in the west, and it's not your way of running......"
Zhao Yao cleared his throat a little embarrassed, and asked the squad leader again: "Let's put aside the matter of the Tibetan mastiff for now...... Are you the school girl of your school? ”
"No, it's not!" The squad leader blushed in shame, never expecting the other party to ask this question anyway.
I think it's rare for Zhao Yao to have a good vision. School will start in more than 10 days.,And the last junior high school students have graduated.,The school flower sister naturally graduated.,If everyone is bored to choose the new school flower,The class president has a high chance of being elected.,Anyway, I'll vote for her.,It's just that the class leader himself doesn't want to hang up this swaggering title.。
"I don't believe it," Zhao Yao said, "If you are not a school flower, unless the school you go to is a film and television school, which specializes in training actors." ”
"That's right, she's the school girl of our school." I don't think I can explain it to Zhao Yao anyway, so it's okay to just admit it, anyway, in a few days, it is estimated that the squad leader will really be secretly selected as the new school flower.
"You ......" The squad leader was quite annoyed that I fell into the well, but in front of the camera, I was sick again, and it was not good to attack me.
Zhao Yao suddenly let out an "oh", and then turned his gaze to me, "This volunteer next to him should be a classmate of the school flower?" Are you here to protect the school flower and be a messenger of the flowers? ”
At the entrance of the hospital affiliated to the special education school, Zhao Yao once met with me, but I didn't talk to him, and he probably didn't have a deep impression of me.
"Pretty much." I replied casually, and then the squad leader's face turned even redder.
Suddenly I looked down and saw my sunglasses hanging on the round neck of my T-shirt, I was shocked, and remembered that the reason why I wore sunglasses to go out was because I was worried about being captured by the media, so that my figure appeared on the TV show, and was recognized by some viewers of "Bloody Battle of Jinling", for myself, and to cause trouble for Brother Melancholy.
So he quickly picked up his sunglasses and put them on himself, and said solemnly: "When the interview program is broadcast, you should code the face of the interviewee, right?" At least I and the school girl should be coded to protect minors! ”
Zhao Yao nodded, "According to the regulations, it is indeed necessary to code, but it is a pity that the face of the school flower is coded, your face, if you don't mention this requirement, I will probably also code you......"
What do I mean by you! Are you saying that my face will frighten children when it appears on TV?
Seeing me wearing sunglasses, Zhao Yao didn't say anything, probably thinking that I took the initiative to code and save some production time in the later stage of the show.
"By the way," I said after putting on my sunglasses, "you are interviews, don't talk nonsense, and don't confide our names, we're not here to be on TV, and we're not here to be famous!" ”
Although I didn't mention that my name is Ye Lin, but the squad leader has been called by Xu Fupo's real name just now, and Zhao Yao, whose ears are sharper than rabbits, must have heard it a long time ago.
“haode! I swear by my personality that I will definitely protect the privacy of minors! Zhao Yao motioned to the cameraman to keep shooting, and at the same time pointed the microphone at the squad leader, and said enthusiastically:
"This classmate Shu Sha, who doesn't want to be named, did you come to participate in stopping the car to save the dog in order to show off and prove that you not only have external beauty, but also inner beauty?"