The Emperor felt that he was going crazy, and his Empress had become obsessed with cooking in recent days.

It wasn't a big deal.

Tuo Cui Ling's blessing, in the past two years, the ladies and ladies of the entire Shengjing City have risen up to wash their hands and make soup, if any young lady does not know how to cook, it will be more difficult to even say goodbye.

I am used to eating the meticulous dishes in the imperial dining room, and to be honest, I can occasionally change the taste and eat some porridge dishes, which are cooked by the queen herself, and the emperor also thinks it is very good.

But the problem is that his queen is not an ordinary person.

The sugar and salt will be misplaced, and it is finally put on the right place, and the amount is not accurate, otherwise it will be light and tasteless, otherwise it will be salty and bitter.

She was still anxious, and she was always ready to cook, so she got up the pot and put it on the plate.

The food that had been delivered for several days in a row was still unpalatable, but if it wasn't made by his own wife, it would have been ...... It's time to drag it out and cut it!

But he has been very soft-hearted with her recently, and he can't see that she is unhappy at all, no matter what she sends to his mouth, as long as it doesn't seem to be dead, he eats it happily, and then praises it.

Just like now, the emperor reluctantly drank the third bowl of lotus seed soup handed over by the empress, "Well, not bad." ”

But I was roaring in my heart, bitter, it was too bitter!

It was so bitter that he couldn't believe that this was a bowl of lotus seed soup, which completely subverted his impression of lotus seed soup for more than 20 years before.

But looking at her expectant little eyes, he couldn't bear to crush the bright light under her eyes, and he could only crack his mouth and say with a smile, "Well, the queen's craftsmanship is getting better and better." Delicious. Delicious! ”

On the side, Shaowu turned his head and couldn't help but smile. The body shuddered and trembled.

The emperor raised his right hand, "Shaowu, you have worked hard by my side in the past few days, and I will reward you with a bowl!" ”

Shaowu opened his mouth and was stunned, "I...... I also have a bowl? ”

The emperor's eyes swept over with a flying knife, "Throughout the ages, have you ever heard of a few courtiers who were able to drink the soup cooked by the empress herself?" This is a good thing only when there is green smoke on your ancestral grave, why don't you hurry up and thank the queen for her kindness? ”

Shaowu immediately knelt down and thanked him. There was an excited look on his face, "How fortunate the minister is to be able to drink the soup made by the queen's mother, the minister will definitely drink it well, and there is not a drop left!" ”

He took the lotus seed soup with trembling hands slightly, raised his head and drank it all, the straight waist pole was quite tragic and magnificent of a strong man who would never return.

The smooth jade bowl was really licked empty, and there was not even a drop of soup left.

Empress Liang's beautiful little face was full of joy, and she clapped her hands gently. He smiled and said, "Great." Since you like to drink, then I'll boil it again tomorrow! ”

She turned her head to the palace guards on errand in the Imperial Palace and said, "Ming'er, I'll boil a little more, and I'll give you some too." ”

Everyone hung their heads and bowed to thank Niangniang for her grace, but the trembling of their bodies could not hide the roar in their hearts.

Oh my God, please hurry up and extinguish the mother's sudden enthusiasm for cooking, if they continue like this, they will all be tortured to death!

Half-raw meat, raw rice, burnt fish, and today's bitter lotus seed soup that makes your heart and liver tremble, why don't you try the taste for yourself?

Empress Liang watched the emperor use the soup she made with her own hands, and retired with the food box in satisfaction.

She smiled and said to the little eunuch beside her, "I knew that everyone liked to eat so much, and there was nothing left, so I should have left a bowl for myself first, it's a pity, I haven't tasted it myself." ”

The little eunuch opened his mouth wide, and asked cautiously for a long time, "Niangniang, ...... Haven't you tried it yourself? ”

Empress Liang nodded with some regret, "I didn't do much today, I was afraid that the emperor wouldn't drink enough, so I didn't taste it." ”

She smiled and said, "But it doesn't matter, I'll just do a little more tomorrow!" Little Qinzi, don't worry, I'll leave you a mouthful. ”

Xiao Qinzi's father-in-law smiled wryly, "Niangniang can think that a slave is a slave and is fortunate to have three lives, how dare you drink the soup you boiled yourself?" ”

Of course he knew that the lotus seed soup cooked by Niangniang was even more bitter than Coptis chinensis.

But the grandmother who tasted the soup, the palace maid and sister all nodded and said that it was delicious, and now even the emperor and Lord Shaowu said that it was delicious, he just wanted to tell the truth, and it was too late.

Xiao Qinzi's father-in-law thought, let's not talk about it for now, let the queen mother happily have a dream of a god chef, anyway, after she tastes it by herself tomorrow, this dream will be shattered, why should he be this bad guy?

Before dawn the next day, Queen Liang was busy in the small kitchen.

She plans to cook a hearty and nutritious breakfast for the Emperor today.

Spreading out Mrs. Yuan's latest food list, starting from the page of the piglet bean paste bun one by one, she muttered quietly, "Stir the ......water carefully while pouring in the water slowly."

The grandmother who worked in the small kitchen really couldn't look past it, "Niangniang, otherwise you sit next to me and tell the slave how to do it, how about the slave and the maid come to mix flour?" ”

Empress Liang smiled and shook her head, "No, no, I'll do it myself." ”

"If you were to make it, I would just say it, and I wouldn't have made it." The emperor likes me to do it myself, and I can't disappoint him. ”

Mama saw that the queen's method was too freehand, and she still wanted to reverse it, "But I heard that the fifth lady of the Yuan family who wrote this recipe rarely did it herself, and most of it was dictated by her and then asked the master to make it." ”

She sneered, "Mother's golden body, why bother?" The emperor is also distressed when he knows. ”

Queen Liang's happy hand has never stopped, "Eh, Mrs. Yuan Wu is Mrs. Yuan Wu, I am me, people are already very skilled to be lazy, I am a novice who has just begun to learn, if I think about relying on others at this time, I will definitely not be able to become a good chef." ”

She waved her hand, "Okay, okay, Mama, just watch from the sidelines, I will definitely do it!" ”

The emperor is a pig, and it is too appropriate to make this piglet bean paste bag.

I don't know how long it took, but finally before dawn, the fresh and hot pork bean paste buns were finally baked.

Although the appearance has been a little deformed, it doesn't look like a pig anymore, but this bun is still successful.

Empress Liang was in a happy mood. loaded the bun and rushed to the Imperial Palace. Well. The time is just right, and you can send breakfast before the emperor goes to court.

The Emperor had been playing late into the night last night, and he had just fallen asleep a while before he heard the door move.

The queen is the only one who dares to enter his room while he is asleep, unless there is an emergency military situation.

What is she doing here? Is it because you didn't go to her Kunning Hall last night so you miss him? Or are you here to surprise him?

The emperor pretended to be still asleep, and secretly opened a slit in anticipation of seeing the empress ...... him All sorts of wonderful performances, if she did this to him. He did that, and then ......

Without warning, all kinds of pictures from the little yellow book appeared in my head, and before I knew it, a certain part was raised.

Come, my queen!

But Empress Liang was just lying next to the dragon couch, looking at the emperor's good-looking eyebrows, and at the same time looking back at the food box on the table.

Oh, if the emperor doesn't wake up again, these buns will be cold, and if they are cold, they won't taste good......

But listening to the palace people who kept vigil outside the door, the emperor approved the concert for the night. It hadn't been long since he fell asleep, and he could only squint for a while. When the time comes to the upper court, you still have to get up.

Do you really want to wake up the emperor in such a precious rest time just so that he can taste the pig bean paste buns she made?

Empress Liang's hand stretched out and retracted, stretched out and retracted.

Finally, when she stretched out for the sixth time, she did not shrink back, and resolutely decided to wake him up, "Your Majesty, are you hungry?" ”

The Emperor swallowed, his voice hoarse from the heat from a part that could not be spoken, "Hungry." ”

Empress Liang's eyes lit up suddenly, "You're hungry, so can I feed you?" ”

Her soft little hand pressed against the emperor's chest, "No, no, you don't have to get up, just lie down, you lie down and I'll feed you!" ”

After saying that, she immediately turned around happily and ran to the table, happily bringing out the piglet bean paste buns from inside.

"Your Majesty, come, see what I made a piglet ...... all morning"

Before she could finish the three words of bean paste bag, she froze beside the dragon couch, looking at her in disbelief. The man of light, "The Emperor...... You don't want to be naked. Having breakfast? ”

Could it be that she is lagging behind again? This is a trick that the emperor learned from the concubines of which palace?

But if you eat naked, you eat naked, is it really good to leave the upturned Ding exposed like this? Eh, she doesn't want to look at it, for fear that she will have a needle's eye.

When the emperor saw the strangely shaped pastries, he finally realized that the "hungry" in the queen's mouth was not the same thing as the "hungry" in his heart.

But what does it matter? Anyway, this only strengthened his determination to eat the queen.

No, she must not be allowed to have the strength and heart to insist on feeding him breakfast!

He would rather go to court hungry than eat the dark food made by the queen again!

But she had been busy all morning, expecting him to eat it all, and if he didn't eat, wouldn't she be sad and sad?

If she was sad, he wouldn't be better, probably worse than if she had eaten the next horrible serving.

Therefore, the only way to do it is to use a beautiful man's trick!

The emperor raised an eyebrow at the empress, his eyes were like silk, with a bit of provocation. Tease and charm, "Queen, come, come here!" ”

Man. is sultry, the queen feels that she is still a woman with strong willpower, but she always can't help but be bewitched by the emperor.

She involuntarily put down the plate, walked over to the emperor, and ......

Taking advantage of the limited time before the early dynasty, after an unusually fierce exercise, the emperor got up refreshed and satisfied.

He kissed the queen lightly on the lips, "I went to the court, I have some important things today, I'm afraid I will come back later, you can eat lunch Yun'er by yourself, you don't have to wait for me." ”

Then he swaggered out of the temple.

After a hearty affair, the queen was soft, and her head had not yet begun to function normally, no matter what the emperor said, she nodded and said yes.

After a while, when I finally sobered up, I suddenly remembered that my mission was to bring breakfast to the emperor.

She propped herself up, pouted and looked at a plate of cute pig bean paste buns on the table, and sighed, "Hey, it's cold." ”

After retiring from the dynasty, the emperor left Yuan Wulang.

He asked for help with a bitter face, "I said, Ah Jun." Can you take care of your wife? Don't give the queen recipes or anything when you enter the palace in the future. No, why shouldn't she just stop making any more recipes? ”

Gorou asked curiously, "Is there anything forbidden in my Ling'er's recipe?" ”

The emperor shook his head, "No." ”

Gorou continued, "The dishes registered in my Ling'er's recipe are not delicious?" ”

The emperor continued to shake his head, "It's delicious." ”

Gorou spread his hands, "The emperor is not allowed to let my family Ling'er make a recipe, I have to say something." Since there is nothing forbidden and those dishes are quite popular, then it is difficult to obey. ”

He muttered in a low voice, "You don't know, there is a recipe 123 that is popular throughout Dasheng, and it sells well, and Wenchang Bookstore is printing it all day and night, and now this is a very important income for my family." ”

The emperor exclaimed angrily, "Don't you feed your family with the money I gave?" Haven't I given enough reward? ”

He snorted coldly, "I'll make it up to you for how much money you lost." In short, let your wife stop making any more recipes! ”

It was only after the queen received Cui Ling's three cookbooks in a row that she was aroused to want to cook. As a result, he has no appetite for anything to eat now, and the bitter taste in his mouth can't be eliminated.

Gorou folded his fingers and calculated, "That's not good, my family Ling'er said, in the future, my family Ke'er will start a family and marry a daughter-in-law, and my family's Yi'er will marry the dowry, but these will all be pointed to." ”

He thought in pieces, "Can the emperor manage a temporary subsidy, can he manage it for a lifetime?" If you cut off this livelihood, in the future, my Ke'er will give less dowry to her daughter-in-law, and the dowry will not be decent enough when Yi'er gets married, so you will be responsible? ”

This is not over, "Although I still have Yulu now, but this position is not easy to sit, I don't know how many people below are red-eyed, maybe one day they will be squeezed down, and when the time comes, I will lose Yulu, what money will I use to support my wife and children?" ”

The emperor gritted his teeth and interrupted him, "There are indeed many people in your position, but your backer is me, you are afraid of a fart!" Who would dare to squeeze you out of this position, without a head? ”

Gorou sighed, "Then who said it well?" Now that you're my backer, what if one day you don't like me? Isn't it all like this in the play, at the beginning he was a favored minister, so good that he was like mixing oil in honey, and suddenly one day he ......"

He looked at the emperor resentfully, "Suddenly one day I kicked people, and when the time comes, I have neither a backer nor a fortune, what will I do to live?" If there is Ling'er's recipe for sale, you can have an income to make ends meet, and now you say that if you don't let it be sold, you won't let it be sold, how should our family live in the future? ”

Before Gorou could speak, the Emperor roared loudly, "Enough! Lao Tzu will raise you, raise your whole family, and raise you for a lifetime! Okay, right? ”

The roar was so loud that the Emperor's sonorous voice spread far and wide, and all the guards guarding outside heard it.

Guard A and Guard B glanced at each other red-earedly, and when their little eyes touched, countless fiery sparks suddenly appeared, and the two of them immediately lowered their heads as if they were electrocuted.

Hey, the most beautiful love story in the world is "Lao Tzu will raise you for a lifetime".

Gorou in the palace didn't know that there would be more lingering love rumors in the market after today, and he got what he wanted, and he was in a good mood.

He patted the emperor on the shoulder, "Say, Ah Ye, what are you worried about?" ”

The emperor's name is Sheng Ye, but the people in this world used to call him the Nine Kings, and later called him the emperor, even the queen mother is my son, the emperor calls him like this, except for Yuan Wulang, no one has ever called him by his name.

This Ah Ye means that Gorou is now putting aside the difference between monarchs and ministers, and is talking to him completely from the position of a friend.

The emperor was moved at once, and he cried to Goro with tears in his eyes about the tragic experiences of the past few days.

At the end, he glanced at Gorou reproachfully, "It's all because of the disturbance made by your wife, now the women of the entire Sheng Dynasty take her as a model, and they all want to be a beautiful woman in the kitchen, even the queen has been poisoned." ”

He pointed to the sun hanging high outside, "You see, this was supposed to be lunchtime, but I didn't dare to go back, maybe the queen had done something strange and waiting for me." Eat, the body suffers, don't eat, it hurts to see her uncomfortable. ”

The Emperor wailed twice, "You don't know how I solved the problem in the morning, I am the Emperor of the Great Sheng, and I actually betrayed my beauty in order to refuse a bite of food!" Am I going to continue to use that trick when I go back and see the queen? ”

Gorou had an idea, raised an eyebrow and said, "Yes." There's nothing wrong with that. Your Majesty, keep up your efforts. Keep selling your beauty! ”

The Emperor glared at him, "Nonsense! ”

Gorou said, "The emperor works hard, and when the queen is pregnant, won't he ......?"

He continued, "When a woman is pregnant, she will be happy, she will not smell the slightest smell of oily smoke, and she will naturally stay away from the kitchen. I'm pregnant for 10 months. It will take more than a year to recuperate, and when the time comes, the queen will forget about cooking! ”

The emperor was stunned for a moment, and then patted Gorou on the shoulder hard, "Dude, you are so witty!" ”

He held his head high, and then straightened his clothes, "Okay, now that the problem is solved, I won't keep you, you can go home early and give me the recipe." As for me. Gotta go and make the beautiful man go! ”

Gorou grabbed one of the emperor's arms, "But." My wife has a bad temper, and if she disposes of her recipe for no reason, she will probably go berserk, unless she ......"

He smiled, "Unless the emperor gives me the silver first, she won't talk about me when she sees the silver." ”

The emperor glanced at him with disdain, "Look at your appearance, okay, I will let Shaowu send the silver to your house." ”

Gorou smiled and said, "Okay, the emperor walks slowly!" ”

The two guards guarding outside saw the emperor and Gorou pulling and pulling each other, and they wanted to say goodbye, and the two of them opened their brains, and the more they made up for it, the more they blushed, and these two people couldn't help but glance at each other.

Eyes staggered, a touch of the back, oops, it's not summer yet, why do you feel so hot?

After the emperor returned to the Imperial Palace, he took the initiative to summon the queen over, and in order to prevent her from having the opportunity to sneak back to the kitchen, he used the beautiful male trick seven hundred and forty-nine times in a row, and finally succeeded in making the queen pregnant.

The queen had severe morning sickness, not only did she have no appetite, but she immediately threw her cooking out of the clouds.

But she recently has a new hobby, that is, scientific feeding of children, although she is still a pregnant woman, but there is not a three-year-old prince under her knees?

A few days later, when the emperor returned to the palace, he saw that the queen was reading a book without sleep or food, so he asked, "What is the queen reading?" ”

The queen replied with a smile, "It's Mrs. Yuan's new early education and parenting book, I look at it and write it so well, I'm already doing it!" ”

Two years later, when the emperor returned to the palace, he saw that the queen was still forgetting to eat and sleep, and frowned and asked, "Are you still reading Mrs. Yuan's early education books and parenting books?" ”

The queen replied with a smile, "It's a new book by Mrs. Yuan Wu, which calls the mother the most important mentor in the child's life. Your Majesty, it's the first time I've found out that educating children has such a great knowledge! ”

Her face suddenly became serious, and she said seriously, "In the future, the emperor will only take care of the country's social affairs, take care of the people's livelihood, and educate the two children, and leave it to me!" ”

After finishing speaking, the queen threw herself into reading again.

The Emperor felt that he was going crazy.

When he heard the name Mrs. Yuan Wu now, he no longer had the same heart palpitations as before, and the beauty of his first love had been completely disillusioned.

Even, he often sympathizes with Goro, how hard must it be to marry a wife with so many things?

After seeing the queen, I was influenced by it, and I ......

No, it can't go on like this, since the queen has been obsessed with educating children, she has completely taken the two children as the focus, and every step of her life is for the children, and she has completely left him behind as a husband.

It's a bad feeling to be ignored!

Although the concubines of other palaces are vying for his rain and dew, he is a single-minded king, and he only wants to do that kind of thing with the queen alone, but she ignores him!

On a dark and windy night in the moon, a man who couldn't bear it paid a private visit to Yuan Wulang's house from the imperial palace.

He had a cart of gold, silver, and jewelry pulled into the courtyard, and said to a sleepy-eyed woman, "From this day onwards, within ten days, write a handbook on the best wives, and this is the manuscript fee." ”

There must be a brave man under the heavy reward, and sure enough, before the tenth day, the steaming best wife manual was sent to the emperor.

The emperor handed the book with the fragrance of ink to the queen, "I know that you like Mrs. Yuan's book, this is her latest one, Wenchang Bookstore is still printing, this is the first book, I also asked Mrs. Yuan Wu to sign it and give it to the queen as a gift." ”

The queen took the book, and sure enough, she saw the title page signed by Mrs. Yuan Wu, and smiled happily, "Emperor Xie, I like this gift very much, I really like it!" ”

She immediately took the book and read it carefully, and the serious look stunned the emperor.

From that day on, the emperor enjoyed the empress's gentleness, thoughtfulness, and affection to the fullest.

He believes that he can always be so affectionate and loving to the queen until he is old, as long as he ......

Every once in a while, with a huge manuscript fee, I went to find the fifth lady who killed a thousand knives to write the best wife manual 2345678...... (To be continued......)