"You two don't have to die!"

"Let's see if you die first or if we die first!"

"Ah...... You two won't end well! ”

"I've finally practiced peerless martial arts! Shaolin faction, Emei faction, Kongtong faction, Kunlun faction, Huashan faction, each of you faction has the blood of my parents, I want you to pay for your blood debt! ”

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When Zhang Wuji practiced Jiuyang Divine Skill, walked out of the cliff, knelt down beside the Taotao River, and roared in the sky, the look on his face was hideous and terrifying. This article was written by......

However, no audience was surprised, everyone felt very happy, this is an extremely depressed violent explosion, and it is a catharsis of feelings!

Of course, if it is a version of the previous life, the audience will scold the mother, because the area of Wudang Mountain is hundreds of miles, where does the desert come from? But in the previous life version, Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao came out of the cliff and actually ran into the desert, this map is too jumpy, right?

"How's it coming? But a few more people were sent to death! Mingjiao has four ** kings of purple, platinum and green, and the invincible five-element flag, just with the kung fu of a few of you three-legged cats, you also want to wipe everyone out? Stop dreaming! Zhao Min, dressed in gold-trimmed men's clothes, finally appeared.

Although you can only see the back, the gold-inlaid costume, the handsome shape, the slender back, and the cold and bright voice still make everyone in the theater fascinated.

"Min Min is finally out!"

"I like Zhao Min the most!"

"There's a good show to watch now!"

"It's beautiful!"

The men all showed excited expressions, and the women's faces were half envious and half jealous.

And when "Zhao Min" played by Li Qingxia turned his head and revealed the true face of Lushan, everyone was shocked, and there was only one thought in their minds: "It's so beautiful!" ”

Although it is plain makeup and men's clothing, its eyebrows are picturesque. Charming with three points of heroism and three points of pride, she is a graceful and luxurious, charming beauty!

As soon as Zhao Min appeared, his domineering spirit leaked sideways.

The masked Cheng Kun, the arrogant Xuan Ming two elders, and the eight heroes of the divine arrow who are good at archery. A mighty army full of swords and guns...... They all bowed to Zhao Min and waited for her dispatch.

This is the first time Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min have met, and the two elders of Xuan Ming saw that Zhang Wuji was strange, but they were stopped by Zhao Min, because Zhao Min just thought that Zhang Wuji and Xiao Zhao were a young couple who eloped. Zhang Wuji didn't see that Zhao Min was a woman, but Xiao Zhao reminded him that he knew.

And after knowing it, Zhang Wuji smiled and said, "Female? She looks a lot like my mother. ”

Xiao Zhao said sourly: "Don't be ashamed, if you look at people's beauty, you will say that they look like your mother!" ”

Zhang Wuji listened to the interesting. Immediately said: "You are also very similar to my mother now!" ”

The audience can see that Zhang Wuji is not only black-bellied, but also knows a little about his daughter's family, and Zhang Wuji, who is indecisive and has worrying emotional intelligence in the original novel, is completely two people.

"Oops...... If the Golden Retriever Lion King is here, we can even snatch his Dragon Slaying Treasure Knife, hehe...... "As soon as the exterminator finished saying that Mingjiao was not easy to deal with, the Huashan faction jumped out and an elder spoke, and his words and deeds should be as obscene as he was. It's a slut.

However, no one in the theater laughed at his obscenity and cheapness. Because they were all stunned, this Huashan elder was actually "Wang Da Hammer"!

"Poof!"

"Ahhh......hhh My hammer is disillusioned! ”

"Star Master, return my hammer!"

"I'm going to hammer the hammer!"

"Nima, this is Wang Da Hammer, why did he get into this movie?"

"Damn, when I watched the opening before, I thought that Wang Dazhui had transformed into a master of the Huashan faction. I didn't expect it to be so obscene, so slinging, or the original Wang Sledgehammer! ”

"Da Hammer, Wang Da Hammer has become Elder Huashan, and he is still so obscene!"

"My friends and I were stunned!"

……

Ding Xiaofei has acted in the online drama "Never Expected". Not many people know his real name, and the character name "Wang Da Hammer" became his name.

However, no matter what the name is, the hilarious impressions such as obsceneness, sling, and cheapness are always the audience's impression of Ding Xiaofei's face. They never expected that the "Wang Sledgehammer" they were familiar with would actually appear in Xing Ye's movie, and it would appear in front of them in such a way.

Subversion!

It's an unprecedented disruption!

If the previous witty humor is the seasoning added to this martial arts movie, then the appearance of "Wang Da Hammer" means that witty humor is no longer a seasoning, but a meal, which means that this martial arts movie is not the martial arts movie they imagined.

Pure martial arts movies? No!

Martial arts comedy movies? Not like!

Soon, an idea popped up in everyone's mind: "It's another martial arts film in the style of "East Becomes West"!" ”

But comparing the two movies, they quickly rejected this idea, because the "Heaven and Dragon Slayer: The Demon Sect Master" in front of them is far less subversive than "East Becomes West".

In the end, if you insist on giving a definition to this movie, it should be: a collection of, pee and fart!

But with such a definition, the question is, this is a film shot by the famous Xing Ye, and it is also written and acted by himself, how can Xing Ye make a, pee and fart movie? Isn't this a self-destructive image, a self-destructive signboard?

Some people didn't care, some people began to wonder, some people frowned, and some people began to scold their mother.

"Do you want to snatch my Heavenly Sword too?" Elder Huashan King's Sledgehammer's words made the exterminator very unhappy, so he asked in a fierce voice.

Elder Wang Dazhui spoke too smoothly, and said with a very funny smile: "Oh, it's the best!" ”

When he realized that it was the exterminator who was talking to him, Elder Wang Dazhui suddenly lost his pen and hurriedly bowed his head and left: "Huh? Don't dare, don't dare ”

However, just when everyone thought that this guy would be honest, after he returned to the Huashan camp, he said to another elder: "Oh, she even said what was in my heart, fortunately, she didn't know that I wanted to her to the strong girl!" ”

"Hahaha......" Everyone burst out laughing, even the person who started to scold his mother burst out laughing at this time, Nima. Do you want to be so vulgar?

This is not over, the other elder played by Wang Zefeng spoke, first glanced at Elder Wang Dazhui in surprise, and then pointed at the exterminator and said, "You want to kill her strong girl?" Then I'll suffer a loss, I'll force my daughter to her apprentice! ”

Elder Wang Dazhui patted him in shock and said, "Huh? That's hard work for you. Brother! ”

The elder played by Wang Zefeng had a loss-stricken expression, shook his head and sighed: "Hey, who called me a senior brother!" ”

Seeing this, the exterminator asked coldly, "What are you two sneaking up muttering?" ”

Both of them were taken aback, and then replied in unison, "It's nothing, we're thinking of using the money of the Demon Sect to help the poor!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Everyone burst into laughter again, some laughed and slapped their seats, some laughed so much that tears flowed from their eyes.

This pair of cheap goods. It's really cheap out of the level, cheap to the unfathomable realm!

"This pair of living treasures!"

"The movie version I never expected!"

"Xing Ye God's creativity, he actually copied what he never expected to be in the Heaven and Dragon Slayer!"

……

"Brilliant plan! Okay, we can kill the White-eyed Eagle King and the Blue-winged Bat King and rob all the money from the Bright Peak! ”

"Sell women to be prostitutes!"

"yes, ahaha......"

"We are decent, how can we do such a thing? And to use my deceased nephew, I don't approve of this kind of thing! ”

"Huh? No, I don't. We're just here to help the poor! ”

"Where's Mazi? Where's the horse? ”

"Hey, the horses are over there!"

"Beware that I suck up your blood!"

"Hey. We are from the Red Cross. ”

"Responsible for saving people!"

"Hey, he's bleeding? Flatten him! ”

"Didn't you say you were responsible for saving people?"

"Hey, we're curing sexual hunger!"

"And the wrong birth!"

"How to cure the wrong fetus?"

"Hang up and cure you!"

……

"Hahaha......"

After Ding Xiaofei and Wang Zefeng, the two lewd Huashan elders, appeared, laughter erupted in the theater from time to time, endlessly, and the sound shook like thunder. A lot of people laughed breathlessly. His throat was dry and hoarse. They never expected that compared with the cheap tricks in the online drama "Never Expected", the two of them were even better in the movie.

At this time, not to mention that Stephen Zhao hopes that Zhou Xingxing's classmate can attract the attention of the audience, even he himself has been put in the second attention position by the audience.

First in line to note. has turned him into a pair of living treasures such as Ding Xiaofei and Wang Zefeng!

Stephen Zhao really miscalculated.

However, the audience sitting in the cinema watching the movie doesn't know, they only know that Ding Xiaofei and Wang Zefeng, the pair of Huashan Erlao, are really funny!

"Although it's a spoof movie, don't say it, Xing Ye has spoofed his novel very well!" In the crowd, Cao Wei laughed so much that his tears dried up, he kept patting the seat so that both hands were red and swollen, his voice was hoarse when he spoke, and his voice sounded very rough and weak.

His sister Cao Zhenzhen, who was sitting next to him, shrunk into the seat at this time, and she didn't make a sound at all. It's not that she doesn't want to make a sound, it's that she laughs out of breath!

"The man takes off the ring and necklace, and the woman takes off the panty belly pocket, otherwise they will all die!"

"This kid's combat power is really extraordinary, my combat power is only six thousand, and this kid's combat power is at least more than ten thousand!"

"Ahh......h The world has shifted! Demon nun! Demon nun! Demon nun ......"

"You're very smart, I really want to be the sect leader, but the smarter the person, the more annoying it is, you let me out!"

"Don't be afraid, just get caught, not by a strong woman!"

"Sect Leader Zhang really hid it deeply, when I saw the inn that day, I thought you were a little couple who eloped, but I didn't expect you to defeat the six major factions, and you also sat the leader of the first sect in the world, and you are really a hero out of a young man!"

"Sect Leader Zhang, don't you want to see my feet? If you just say it, why help me change my shoes? ”

……

A simple, bright, compact and orderly plot, a fierce style, vivid characters, classic lines, bright shots, and beautiful shapes......

All of them constitute a martial arts movie with a collection of various elements and full of martial arts atmosphere, which immerses every audience in the theater. (To be continued......)

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