Chapter 91: Eat a stomach of exhaust gas
If Xu Yifan didn't speak, maybe this matter would have passed. Ouyang Ruobing is not the kind of person who stalks. However, just when Ouyang Ruobing was about to drive on, Xu Yifan actually had a bitter face and said, "Manager, to be honest, I didn't understand the meaning of Zuihou's words. β
"You..." Poof, Ouyang Ruobing almost didn't foam at the mouth and fainted again! This guy is too good at pretending, he can't even tell me? Ok, good, good!
Ouyang Ruobing's anger that had just been suppressed suddenly rushed up again: "I don't understand, right?" Why didn't you tell me you didn't understand when you did that? I think you're so familiar with it! β
"Do that? Conscience of heaven and earth, what did I do, manager? Xu Yifan seemed to have been wronged. Ouyang Ruobing saw his innocent and angry appearance, and he almost wanted to go crazy!
"Manager, you don't mean to tell me that I'm going to be responsible, right?" Xu Yifan had a bitter face, and his face was faintly pale.
"Who held you accountable? It's a beautiful idea! Ouyang Ruobing subconsciously replied, but after thinking about it, he immediately said aggressively: "What if you are put in charge?" Who are you showing this bitter gourd face? "Now Ouyang Ruobing is really a little, holding the urge to die with him! This guy is so hateful, he has to run away after eating without even wiping his mouth, and he seems to force him! I don't know how many people want to take this responsibility and haven't had a chance, but he seems to have eaten arsenic, I really wonder if he is a man?
Seeing Ouyang Ruobing's fierce eyes, he looked like he was going to kill. Xu Yifan was also weak for a while, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he said with a dry smile: "Don't get me wrong, manager, in fact, I really want to be responsible, too..." It's not impossible. Can you give me a few months, though? At the moment, I still have some personal matters that I haven't taken care of. "I have a little apprehension in my heart, Ouyang Ruobing is good at everything, but his temper is too bad, if he stays together after he has such a tough personality, won't he have to quarrel every day?
Really, you shouldn't have been so impulsive just now, what do you say you kissed? Okay now, I posted it before I could do anything. If you really marry her, isn't that going to start a purgatory-like life? I'm really scared! It's really a recipe for stealing chickens and rice, and it's unladylike to meet people!
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Hurry up, or I'll be hungry in a minute!" Ouyang Ruobing waved his hand angrily, and was just about to start the car, when he suddenly remembered something. Turning his head, his face was crimson and slightly cold, and said, "Today's incident should not have happened, did you hear it?" β
Xu Yifan patted his chest as if he had been amnestied, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a look of surprise: "Don't worry, manager, I have long forgotten about this matter." β
"That's pretty much it!" Ouyang Ruobing nodded with satisfaction, but heard Xu Yifan whisper behind him: "My mother, scared me to death!" β
"Xu Yifan..." The cold tone sounded like falling into an ice cellar, and facing her pretty face full of evil spirits, Xu Yifan couldn't help but tremble violently, and was about to speak. was interrupted by Ouyang Ruobing: "Get out of the car!" β
"Manager, what are you doing when you get out of the car? Don't go to dinner? β
"Don't be verbose, go down!"
In desperation, Xu Yifan had to push the door and get out of the car.
I saw Ouyang Ruobing step on the accelerator, and the car rushed out like an arrow from the string, leaving Xu Yifan alone on the side of the road. All he was left with was a cloud of exhaust fumes.
Ouyang Ruobing drove the car angrily, and was almost blown up by Xu Yifan! Dead man stinky man, Miss Ben is also a big beauty, even if you are responsible, what's the matter? That's a good thing that many people dream of, you're good, you actually got cheap and sold well, what scared you to death. Is Miss Ben scary-looking? Well, even if it's scary, it's beautiful scary!
I really don't know if you've ever seen a beautiful woman, and if you know how to appreciate it? Who secretly kissed me just now and took advantage of me while I was asleep? Afterwards, she pretended to be nothing, do you think Miss Ben really relied on you? PhewΒ·Β· Let you drink the northwest wind! Eat, eat and go by yourself! You deserve to be unable to find a girlfriend for the rest of your life!
Ouyang Ruobing was furious, but didn't notice that Xu Yifan's behavior was the same as when she treated other men? Now when it is used on herself, the reaction is so intense. Think about the men who have admired her for a long time, send flowers, cars and mansions every day, and even want to die for her, how miserable and sad are they?
Xu Yifan walked on the road hungry, and even taking a taxi in this bustling downtown area has become a luxury, and if he wants to go home, he has to go around three streets to the nearest subway station. I really shouldn't have provoked this murderous woman with intermittent mental disorders.
Until now, Xu Yifan has not figured out that Ouyang Ruobing's reaction will be so intense. It seems that he didn't say anything too much, it seems that Daoqian's sincerity is still very sincere, why did he make her angry?
I didn't finish the meal, and I had to walk to take the subway, which was really, unlucky. However, the feeling of hunger hit, and Xu Yifan felt weaker the more he walked. Look left and right, there is not even a steamed bun seller in the downtown area of these words, and you can't even eat something to pad it. Sighing lightly, Xu Yifan had to accept his fate bitterly.
Taking heavy steps to endure the hunger and thirst in his stomach, Xu Yifan crossed a bustling commercial street, looked at the street sign in front of him, and there were two streets to the subway station. Victory is ahead, bear with me, and you will have something delicious when you get home. Thinking of Wu Qian's seductive craftsmanship, Xu Yifan's stomach screamed even more fiercely!
It's okay if I don't want to, but the more I think about it, the more I feel powerless. Xu Yifan's stomach rumbled even more fiercely, and he felt that if he didn't eat anything again, he was afraid that he would really be hungry and faint for a while.
He has had this problem since he was a child, as long as he is hungry, he has no strength. This is all a sequelae caused by malnutrition during growth when I was a child, and it has not improved since I grew up.
Insist on walking a few steps, and the Venus in front of you will not work. Xu Yifan casually stretched out his hand, wanting to find a place to rest for a while. There is a soft and warm place in front of me, and my fingers subconsciously pinched it, well, bamboo shoot-shaped, soft but very firm... Wrong!
Xu Yifan raised his head in surprise, Wu Qian was actually standing in front of him, staring at him like a red cloud with a red face. Looking at his hand again, he was holding a pink peach on Wu Qian's chest tightly, and he felt particularly comfortable after pinching it twice just now, it was Wu Qian's 36C MimiΒ·Β·
Shocked and quickly retracted his hand, Xu Yifan laughed dryly twice, and said, "Why are you here?" That, not on purpose. β
"Come less, do you still eat my tofu a day or two? Why, looking at your lost soul, it won't be a cutie who dumped you, right? How can it be like someone owes you eight lifetimes of debt? Wu Qian unexpectedly didn't care about Xu Yifan's chest attack, and for her, it was not once or twice that she was attacked on her chest. Ordinary people are beaten by chickens and eggs, but Xu Yifan is a little wrong today, and it shouldn't be intentional. Therefore, Wu Qian did not make any difficulties.
Xu Yifan held his head, recalled the situation just now, shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "How can there be any beautiful eyebrows, there is a fierce woman, and I am starving to death now." By the way, do you have cookies? Feed me two pieces to satisfy my hunger. β
In the POLO car, Wu Qian watched in surprise as Xu Yifan devoured a piece of hand-torn bread and wiped it out in just a few bites. In addition to being surprised, he wondered if he was reincarnated as a starving ghost in his last life? Actually, you can eat bread with an average taste that is more fragrant than the Manchu and Han banquets?
I ate a large loaf of bread and poured a few sips of purified water. It can be regarded as temporarily suppressing the discomfort caused by hunger.
"Anything else? One more piece. Xu Yifan smashed his mouth, he felt that he hadn't eaten enough.
The corners of Wu Qian's mouth couldn't help twitching, staring at the big eyes like water, exclaiming, "Good girl, don't you need money to buy bread?" Do you know that this piece of bread cost my mother more than a dozen yuan, you are good, swallow it in three bites, and that is the breakfast I am going to keep for tomorrow. β
"Won't you, that's what you'll eat for breakfast?"
"What? Any questions? β
Xu Yifan pursed his lips, waved his hand with some disdain, and said, "To be honest, it's not delicious, it's not nutritious." β
"Yo, you're still picky, I like to eat that, mother, what's wrong? It's not delicious, I didn't ask you no, no, you can go to the side of the road and squat and spit it out, so that I won't be upset when I look at it! β
"Don't, from now on, no one will try to fool me into getting out of the car! Definitely not fooled, never! β
Xu Yifan's resolute eyes and firm tone immediately aroused Wu Qian's curiosity. You don't have to think about it to see that Xu Yifan must have been bullied by someone to make this appearance.
"Tell me, who messed with you? I'm particularly interested right now. β
"Hi Β· Β· I said, "How do I find that your happiness is based on my pain?" Xu Yifan turned his head away, looking unhappy.
"Cut, stingy. Don't say it, I originally planned to comfort you for your grievances and invite you to a big meal, but you didn't appreciate it, so I had to go home. Wu Qian shrugged her shoulders and looked helpless, but there was a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes were fixed on Xu Yifan's face, waiting to see how he changed.
As soon as he mentioned eating a big meal, Xu Yifan immediately found that the bread just now seemed to be almost digested. If you don't eat and go home, with Wu Qian's temper, you will definitely have to eat instant noodles at night. However, since eating Wu Qian's cooking, Xu Yifan's appetite has also been suspended, and the junk food of instant noodles has nothing to do with deliciousness except for the taste of monosodium glutamate, and Xu Yifan is a little disgusted when he thinks about it now.
Gritting his teeth, Xu Yifan decided to explain his troubles for this big meal: "Okay, just tell you, but..."
"But what?" Wu Qian turned her anger into a smile, leaned over and her big eyes flashed, staring at Xu Yifan with novelty.