Chapter 7 Lost weight
Li Long was standing at the door of the table tennis club bored at this time, and suddenly heard someone behind him talking to him in a strange tone...... Of course, the content is clear, and it should be intended to borrow your own lighter.
Li Long turned his head and said reflexively: "I'm sorry! I don't suck ......" Speaking of this, Li Long, who turned his head, saw the other party's appearance, his expression was stunned, and his brows furrowed. I felt in my heart, why is this kid who borrowed a lighter so familiar, is it: "You...... You...... Are you fat? Li Long was surprised at this time, and seemed to be a little unable to believe his eyes and the things in front of him.
Wang Ding saw Li Long's surprised expression, and was naturally extremely proud, and said, "Haha! How about the deaf! I said you don't recognize it! You kid still don't believe it! ”
Li Long was dumbfounded, and suddenly "Damn!" He said in disbelief: "You kid is so thin!! At this time, he was sure that the guy in front of him was really his good friend Wang Ding. Wang Ding may have pinched his nose just now, but now that the real voice comes out, how could an old friend of so many years hear it wrong...... His expression was sluggish for a while, and then he circled around Wang Ding twice, up and down, and carefully looked at the other party's whole body, as if he had seen a ghost, and exclaimed: "You are so thin!" I lost so much weight! How did you get it? ”
Of course, Wang Ding was satisfied with the impact of his current appearance on the other party, and said with a smug expression: "Haha! Be surprised! When I called just now, I told you that I lost weight! Still don't believe you? You kid just wait for the night to bleed in your pocket! ”
"You know how to eat!" Li Long looked at Wang Ding with a smug expression on his face, and said hatefully in his mouth.
"Admit defeat in betting! Who told you to gamble! Wang Ding didn't care.
"And! A meal, what's the big deal. However, how the hell did you kid lose weight? A few days ago, there were a lot of things to do, and I didn't have time to play. It's only been a few days since you saw you, and you've changed so much? You've had liposuction! Li Long still didn't seem to believe much in what was in front of him, and the tone of surprise continued to come.
"Uh...... I recently ate some home remedies, which my mother brought to me from the countryside at the behest of a distant relative. Originally, I was in the mood to try it out, but hey, I didn't think about it, and the weight was falling slightly. See, in a few days, my weight has dropped to less than two hundred and thirty. Wang Ding had already thought of the excuse, and at this time, it was natural that he slipped out of the nonsense that was ready to be haode, and at the same time as he finished speaking, he also turned around twice, and said angrily: "How is it?" Now it's much more handsome than before! I couldn't even think of the size of clothes before, but now I can wear them. ”
"Handsome!" Li Long nodded, then carefully looked at Wang Ding's current state again, and said with a sigh: "How handsome!" It was simply unexpected. You say it's weird! I didn't think you kid was so handsome before! As soon as this weight dropped, the person simply changed dramatically. If you can lose one, one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, it's not handsome! Incredible! Incredible! "Li Long just can't combine that old friend with his current image so closely.
"Don't worry! Isn't it just a hundred pounds! In the current situation, that's all trivial. "If you want to talk about the current Wang Ding, it is Jihua who is full of confidence in his future weight loss. What kind of person is he now, that's a god. As long as you are in a good mood and wear your underwear backwards, you can immediately rise to the sky and become a domestic superman.
"Hey, that's right, fat man. You remedies? What is it? How is it so magical! Don't stir-fry croton with rice and rice, right? Li Long also let go of his surprise at this time, and immediately got up with the paparazzi, his curiosity was aroused, and he planned to ask clearly, maybe this was a good opportunity to make a fortune. After all, the method of making such a huge fat monster change its weight in such a short period of time is not far off, not to mention miracles.
Wang Ding was stunned when he heard this, "Eh! With a bang, his face was embarrassed, his eyes rolled, and he immediately said: "Twenty big earthworms + a big toad + a dead mouse that must have given birth to maggots and a cherished plant rhizome, wine brewed together." ”
"Evil! It's disgusting! Can this be drunk? When Li Long heard what the other party described, the image of a large bottle with many monster corpses floating in his mind suddenly rose in his mind, and the scene made him feel like his hairs were standing on end. The muscles in his face twitched immediately, and he even felt that something was surging in his throat, which was extremely uncomfortable.
"Nonsense! The soda is delicious. But it doesn't lose weight! Wang Ding watched Li Long's expression change, and his heart was satisfied, and it seemed that his words had worked. continued to run the train with his mouth full, and made up blindly: "This toad, dead mouse, it's easy to get done!" The problem is that the rhizomes of this plant are very rare. The only ones are also the dry goods that my mother entrusted to her for many years, but I am afraid that this plant is now extinct. I have this in my hand, and it's not too much to say that it's zuihou. How about the deaf, do you want it? If you want, shall I give you a try? ”
Before Wang Ding said this, he knew that Li Long definitely couldn't ask for it. After many years of brotherly communication, the degree of understanding between each other is already very high, Li Long is a bit clean, and his weight is normal, so it is impossible to want this thing.
"Come on! Forget me if you strangle me! Give it to me, I can't drink it either. Just listening to what you say, in the last few days, don't even think about eating well. At this time, Li Long shook his head like a buleng drum, and he had goosebumps all over his body, and his expression was extremely cold.
"Don't forget it! To be honest, it was really unpleasant. If it weren't for weight loss, I would have to drink it hard, even if I was forced with a knife, I wouldn't drink it. As he spoke, the muscles on Wang Ding's face twitched a few times, and he looked as if he recalled the feeling of drinking this thing, and his face was a little strange. People who don't know think he's actually drunk that kind of thing.
"Come on! Come on! Li Long also waved his hand, as if trying to get around this disgusting topic. Said: "Fatty! Since you're here, let's go inside! Thankfully, it was Sunday afternoon! When I was standing here just now, there weren't many people going in, so we should be able to occupy a place when we go in now. ”
Wang Ding: "Hmm! He nodded, seeing that he had confused the topic of weight loss, he also let go of the big stone in his heart, nodded and said, "I bought a new racket yesterday!" But it cost me a hundred dollars! I can't let you kid be so arrogant today. ”
"Just you?" When it came to playing table tennis, Li Long said with a blank face: "I haven't heard of any master!" If the ball doesn't play well, blame yourself for not taking advantage of the racket. I really can't pull out, blame the earth for not having gravity. Fatty, I found that you kid doesn't play much ball now, and the level of making excuses has risen in a straight line! ”
"Oh, so you still don't believe it? Okay, then let's compete today. How about seeing who flashed their tongues on a windy day? Wang Ding had a confident expression on his face at this time. You must know that now he can be regarded as a newcomer to the immortal gate. At this time, the physical function is also on the rise, playing a small table tennis, even if jishu is not passable, and he can't win the other party for the time being, but he can't be like before, he can only accept the other party's ruthless abuse.
"Fight! Just compete! Don't think that if you lose two pounds of weight, you will feel as light as a feather and as light as a swallow. If you don't fight today, you kid cried bitterly, you kid doesn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has? Li Long saw the other party's smug face, so he naturally felt funny, and immediately spoke provocatively. After all, what level the other party is, others don't understand, doesn't he understand? Even if you have cramps in your other hand, you can still win him.
Wang Ding heard this "Hey! He smiled dryly, showed a mysterious smile and said, "Then let's two brothers, let's see the real chapter under our hands?" ”
"Damn! Fatty, look! Li Long wanted to say a few more words to Wang Dingkan, but his eyes turned around, as if he had found something, and hurriedly touched his friends around him.
When Wang Ding heard this, his face showed strangeness, and at the same time, he followed Li Long's line of sight and turned his head to look...... Spot a beautiful small yellow Volkswagen Beetle, parked smoothly in the parking space in front of the table tennis club.
After the car was parked and stabilized, the door in the passenger seat immediately opened, and first a beautiful leg stretched out, thin high heels, and gently stepped on the ground.
There was a soft "click" sound, followed by a touching and graceful figure, flashing out of the car......
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