Chapter 45: IQ Suppression

"That's accurate! I also recently found out that after we quarreled, he always didn't coax me, but Zuihou had to wait for me to dissipate myself and coax him...... I've had enough, I've been hesitating to break up with him lately, and after listening to your divination, I've finally made up my mind...... xiexie you, master. The girl excitedly shook Chu Yunxuan's hand and said.

Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but smile bitterly: "No thanks...... Remember to be simple, don't be softened by his pleas, he will show remorse and continue to want to be with you not because he really repents, but because it has become a habit to be with you. ”

The girl nodded vigorously, then turned away confidently. At this moment, the other girls seemed to explode among themselves, rushing to ask him to help with divination or ask what other divination there would be.

"Man, that's what divination looks like, right?" Chu Yunxuan asked meaningfully, and the boy snorted coldly, stood up and left. Chu Yunxuan spent a lot of effort helping those girls divinate before sending them all away.

After these girls from other classes left, the class was a lot empty, and Lan Ya immediately grabbed Chu Yunxuan's arm and asked eagerly, "How do you know tarot divination?" ”

Chu Yunxuan first knocked on Lan Ya's head, and then said angrily: "Divination you are big!" ”

"What's wrong with me...... Lan Ya said aggrievedly, covering her head, "You obviously helped other girls with divination!" ”

Chu Yunxuan first returned to his place and sat down, and Lan Ya also sat down next to him, and then explained: "Listen, there is no such thing as divination in the world, do you know what the 'Barnum effect' is?" ”

Lan Ya's beautiful eyes widened, and Chu Yunxuan continued to explain: "The so-called Barnum effect is that people will easily believe that a general, general personality description is particularly suitable for him, even if this description is very empty, he still thinks that it reflects his own personality. Human personalities are diverse, not fixed, and cannot be described by divination. ”

After a pause, Chu Yunxuan continued: "I'll talk to you, you can see if you are describing yourself." ”

Saying that, Chu Yunxuan cleared his throat: "People of a certain zodiac sign are born with exuberant experiences and keen feelings, they have a strong sense of morality, and their pursuit of desire can always be stopped moderately, their self-esteem is also very strong, and they like to feel needed and protected, most of the people of this zodiac sign are more introverted and shy, but basically they lack self-confidence. ”

Lan Ya frowned slightly, looking a little aggrieved: "Hmm...... It's like they're talking about me. ”

"Right, then I just put your zodiac sign in front of it, and you'll believe it right away, and it's called the Barnum effect. Divination or something, the main purpose is to increase people's self-confidence, not to make people blind. Chu Yunxuan sighed and said.

"Oh...... Then why did you just encourage people to break up?! Also, if it wasn't for divination, how would you know about that girl and her boyfriend? Lan Ya asked like a cannonball.

"Well, ......" Chu Yunxuan said with some hesitation, in fact, he speculated on her personality through psychology, observing the girl's jewelry and dressing habits, and then judging according to the other party's expression when he said the original meaning of the tarot cards, and then said the symbol, of course, Chu Yunxuan didn't dare to say these words, this kind of skill also belongs to a relatively high-end psychological observation.

"I've occasionally heard from girls in other classes that soothsayers are like this, and they need to be determined in advance by investigating or observing some personal belongings." Chu Yunxuan taught earnestly, Lan Ya muttered, then frowned, staring at Chu Yunxuan suspiciously: "How did you learn these things?" Do you really have a soothsayer friend? ”

"More than a ......," Chu Yunxuan replied with a dry smile, recalling his partner when he was an agent.

When it comes to large-scale international missions that cannot be solved by one person, they are usually coordinated by a general-type agent who is good at psychology and a general-type agent who is good at combat, and the common task is to complement each other's shortcomings. Not only his partner, but all the intelligent agents in the organization are very good at these things, and they are mostly used to pick up girls.

"Okay." Lanya pursed her lips, but it seemed that she still planned to stubbornly continue to obsess over divination and the like. Seeing this, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but sigh, and said with a gentle smile: "I not only know tarot cards, but also palmistry." Palmistry and divination are different in that they are more like interpreting a person's bodily functions, so they are more credible. ”

Lan Ya immediately handed over her little paw with a smile, her hand was much smaller than Chu Yunxuan's, a full knuckle shorter. Chu Yunxuan held her hand in his hand and laughed in a low voice: "The palmistry I said is different from that person's nonsense, men and women don't know, it's really unprofessional." To look at a girl's palmistry, you have to look at your right hand, and you look at the line, not just a nonsense. ”

Chu Yunxuan looked at Lan Ya's hand and groaned, although he was just sighing that Lan Ya's hand was soft and boneless, warm and smooth.

Then Chu Yunxuan nodded and said, "Well, the lifeline is very long and stable, and I will live a long life in this life, without illness or disaster; The intelligent thread just stays between the little fingers, and the lines are deep and thin, indicating that the mind is smart and the mind is concentrated...... The relationship line is very stringent, which means that there is only one love in this life, and there are not many forks in the marriage line, which means that there will be no divorce. ”

Saying that, Chu Yunxuan looked up at Lan Ya and said with a cheerful smile: "To sum up, you will marry your first love, and then grow old, and you will be happy and happy for a lifetime, grow old without illness and disaster, and all ten fingers will be rich and noble, and you will live a long life...... It's a perfect life. ”

Speaking of zuihou, Chu Yunxuan's voice became softer and softer.

Lan Ya couldn't help but cover her mouth with the other and laughed, then took out her right hand and hammered it on Chu Yunxuan's shoulder, and reprimanded, "Are you reading palmistry or dreaming?" Nonsense! ”

"I'm telling the truth, if you don't believe it, you can tell me when this life is over." Chu Yunxuan's eyes narrowed with a smile, and Lan Ya glared at him, as if he was angry and funny, but the smile on his face gradually became quiet and warm.

The two of them didn't speak for a while, so quiet that Lan Ya began to feel uncomfortable, her hand grabbed her knee uneasily, and after a while, she said, "Hmm...... That, what are we going to eat tomorrow at noon? ”

"Sandwiches, salads, French bisque, and tonkatsu." Chu Yunxuan replied with a smile.

"Really!? I'm going to have a bacon and cheese sandwich! Lan Ya smiled happily, and finally returned to normal.

After school, Lan Ya went to Chu Yunxuan's house to see auspiciousness. As soon as she entered the door of Chu Yunxuan's house, Lan Ya sweetly called "auspicious", and then took off her sandals and ran towards the back room. Chu Yunxuan followed behind and reprimanded: "Hey! What a run on the ground barefoot! Come and put your shoes on! ”

At this time, Ji Xiang was using the farmer to shrink into a ball on the sofa, and when he saw Lan Ya, he let out a low "woo", and narrowed his eyes to say hello. Lan Ya hugged Jixiang to herself and put her face on the fat cat's body: "Ah, it's so soft, I miss you...... Did you miss me? You've grown so big......"

Lan Ya is not as bold as Lin Zhi in dressing, even in summer, she only wears medium pants, short sleeves or shirts, and does not expose most of her skin like Lan Ya, but she is already beautiful enough. If this girl dresses up carefully, I'm afraid she is even more beautiful than Lin Zhi, and her figure has begun to develop recently, her lines are much softer than when she was in junior high school, and she already has a feeling of curves.

Chu Yunxuan watched Lan Ya and Jixiang play with a smile on the side, and couldn't help but sigh: "Xiaoya, forget about the observation period, isn't it good to be together early?" ”

Lan Ya's face flushed, and she let out a loud "tsk", and complained in a low voice: "Because you really don't know how to restrain yourself, you are still a child now, but what about growing up?" You're going to get yourself in big trouble. ”

These words left Chu Yunxuan speechless, it is true that he rarely restrains himself, because the bodies of their dragon organization agents have been strengthened by viruses, their genes have been rewritten by targets, and they have received a lot of elite training, and they are completely humanoid biochemical weapons, using reactions and predicting the enemy's movements, and even dodging bullets.

"Okay." Chu Yunxuan couldn't laugh or cry, and reached out to touch Lan Ya's braids. Then he went to prepare the ingredients for tomorrow's lunch. When Chu Yunxuan was ready to come back, Lan Ya, the little girl, was circling around the table with Ji Xiang, Lan Ya was running in front, and Ji Xiang happily chased after him, repeating it repeatedly. Lan Yajiao smiled: "Can't catch it, can't catch it!" ”

Chu Yunxuan sat down next to him with a smile and watched these two cute little guys play. But then the situation changed, and I don't know if I was tired of running or came back to my senses, Jixiang ran for a while and then suddenly stopped circling, and then went around to the other side, calmly sitting on the ground and waiting for the oncoming Lanya.

Lan Ya didn't come over for a while, and almost collided with Jixiang, who was sitting on the other side waiting for her, but fortunately, she braked the car in time.

Ji Xiang looked at Lan Ya innocently with wide eyes, his tail twisted slightly, and then stretched out his paw and put it on Lan Ya's toes, as if to say, "I caught you".

Lan Ya covered her mouth and laughed, then turned around and ran, looking like she didn't intend to admit it. Ji Xiang saw that he was in a hurry, and immediately hugged Lan Ya's legs with his front paws, supported them with his two hind paws, and ran behind without reluctance. So Lan Ya had no choice but to give up, hugged Jixiang and smiled: "You're so smart, right?" ”

Chu Yunxuan held his chin beside him, and sighed with a smile: "This is an IQ suppression ......"

Lan Ya glared at him viciously, and her eyes radiated endless murderous aura: "What did you just say!?" ”

"I said you two are so cute." Chu Yunxuan's face did not change, and he replied with a smile.

After a while, Chu Yunxuan's parents also returned, and Lan Ya greeted them. Chu Yunxuan had told his parents about this, so his parents were not surprised. Their family's principle is simple, as long as it doesn't affect grades, everything is fine.

At six o'clock, Lan Ya said goodbye, and Chu Yunxuan rode her back. Lan Ya sat in his back seat and leisurely hummed the tune of the song "Contentment": "It seems that you are back in junior high school and you are riding a bicycle to take me home...... Hey. ”